Family › Re: Dear Nairalanders,who Has Helped You So Far This Year? by Bodydiialect57: 8:07pm On Dec 07, 2025*. Modified: 11:41am On Apr 05 |
God, the Creator of heaven and earth is my Help. Thank you Jesus. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Targeting Atiku With Police Escort Withdrawal — Dele Momodu by Bodydiialect57: 10:23pm On Dec 02, 2025 |
Hmmm. Politicians and their allies!
They care less about the masses they all pretend to serve.
Selfish lots. |
Romance › Re: Did I Disrespect My Girlfriend’s Mum Without Knowing? by Bodydiialect57: 4:05pm On Nov 30, 2025 |
toboizilla: After exchanging pleasantries and she said i wish you all the best in your exam and i said i wish you all the best in life, how is that being rude ? Human being loves flattery. Even if you think she's not wise, you could have added wisdom by saying, ' grow with more wisdom ' |
Family › Re: Five Important Dresses A Woman Should Wear In Her Lifetime by Bodydiialect57: 9:34pm On Nov 27, 2025 |
Waiting for the 4th and 5th. |
Family › Re: Man In Shock As Wife Collects ₦480k But Pays Only ₦145k For Daughter by Bodydiialect57: 9:16pm On Nov 27, 2025 |
Namaster: If he wants a BIGGER shock, let him run a DNA test.
 That's Shelton family na. They are content creators. |
Food › Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language? Do You Eat It? (picture)! by Bodydiialect57: 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2025 |
Ur in ikale dialect |
Education › Re: Peace Poly SUG President Samuel Udo Killed At His Father's Burial In Cross River by Bodydiialect57: 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2025 |
Say no to cultism. |
Family › Re: How Many Faces Can You See? by Bodydiialect57: 10:42pm On Nov 04, 2025 |
18 faces |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ifeoluwa Akindayomi Dies At Age 62 by Bodydiialect57: 10:17pm On Nov 04, 2025 |
Kobojunkie: Yeah right! 🙄🙄🙄
Passing on is a term used to describe the deaths of the elderly who died of natural causes. A 62-year-old's death is rarely natural, but due to illness or unfortunate circumstances.  Yeah, the unfortunate circumstance of tripping and falling headlong in this particular case. The head is very delicate, hitting it against anything or falling headlong could be fatal. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed Ten Years For Raping Teen in UK (Picture) by Bodydiialect57: 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2025 |
brain54: Men...
Make una try dey control una 3rd leg. It helps a lot.
Self control and discipline.
I no see anything wey go make me force any woman.
At the same time I hope a thorough investigation was also carried out before this sentence was done because those girls can also be "crazy" and turn around to set the man up after willingly going there to take the pleasure.
There are weird like that? The main thing here is discipline. Even if the girl was yearning for it, the man should have learnt to say no and not unzipping at the slightest urge. Some of those girls will ask for sex but later turn the table on you. Only your wife should see you zipped down. |
Career › Re: Lady Shares How A Friend Secretly Pays Her Monthly Salary When She Lost Her Job by Bodydiialect57: 10:17pm On Nov 03, 2025 |
We may not be able to reach out to the world, but it's okay to brighten our corner. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Shares Incredible Transformation: 6 Years As LGBT To Finding Christ(photos/v by Bodydiialect57: 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2025 |
Arda1000: am not sure god can change anyone sexual orientation. I mean we are talking about someone who’s only attracted to specific gender,it’s like being sexually attracted to girls and suddenly you don’t you like girls again but guys God, the Creator of heaven and earth can change anyone or any situation. Same sex attraction that's leading them into all sorts of pervertion is a pure demonic manipulation. Jesus Christ is the Deliverer. He is able to save anyone from any and every demonic grip. |
Politics › Re: Kano Community Cry For Help Over Intensified Bandits Attack by Bodydiialect57: 8:33pm On Nov 02, 2025 |
tunapawizzy: I knew this will be the next strategy, start bombing mosques to make it look like Christians are not targeted Bandit killings doesn't exclude the Muslims too. Some of them are killed right inside their mosques. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian American Soldier Vows Not To Obey Trump Command by Bodydiialect57: 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2025 |
Dalohad: Report him to the Defense Secretary immediately and let them kick him out from the US military and send him back to Nigeria. How are you even sure he's an American soldier? Will an American soldier say such statement and make it known to the public? |
Crime › Re: Man Tearfully Narrates How He Ended Up In Police Custody After Helping A Woman by Bodydiialect57: 9:31pm On Oct 17, 2025 |
Houseofglam7: …. 🎶 You gotta know when to walk away, know when to run… 🎶 An ace to keep. |
Nairaland General › Re: Mention That One Thing People Don't Understand Until They Experience It by Bodydiialect57: 8:51pm On Sep 28, 2025 |
ChybuzzDD: There's nothing like miracle. If it's not by your effort, it's by someone else effort or by chance & time(even the Bible talks about time and chance deciding things).
The fact that i successfully passed through a particular spot, and a minute later, a tree falls on the next guy that tried to pass, doesn't make it a miracle on my own part. It simply means i wasn't at that particular place at that particular time. If i were there at that particular time like the other guy, i would face the same fate. Miracle would mean that the tree got suspended on the air and remained there until i successfully passed before it would then complete its fall. You will certainly not understand what miracle is until you experience it. |
Family › Re: He Looks 99% Like The Mum But -100% (minus Hundred) Like The Dad by Bodydiialect57: 8:32pm On Sep 11, 2025 |
lovediehatelive: Yes, it's a crime 
Who is the dad?
Why not a single iota of resemblance in any form?
Women in the past would be praying for their kids to look like their dad, here you are speaking sheet  Go ahead then and encourage your friend to go for a DNA test so that you will at least rest and be at peace.. Just prepare yourself for the consequences either way |
Family › Re: Please Help: Is My Wife Still Pregnant?. N5k Reward For The Best Response. by Bodydiialect57: 9:22pm On Sep 10, 2025 |
SeeWahala: It's for pregnancy/birth control in families to practice child spacing techniques.
Why then do you blame the husband for giving his wife such medication? The husband clearly stated the drug used was to terminate the growing life inside his wife. That's not birth control. OP, you will be lucky if the foetus is not tampered with. Desist from abortion and let the baby live. |
Family › Re: He Looks 99% Like The Mum But -100% (minus Hundred) Like The Dad by Bodydiialect57: 9:13pm On Sep 10, 2025 |
lovediehatelive: Well no one controls how a child looks like, but an element should be there at least one from each parent.
No one is talking about the second son or this new born, but the first because they have convinceable elements of resemblance with the dad.
Why would the first one be completely different?
If I were to speculate further I would say she had a last goodbye "farewell" sex with her ex, but that would be too bold an accusation for someone I don't know before. Why are you deliberately cooking up issues where there might be none? Is it a crime for a child to have a semblance with his mum? |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by Bodydiialect57: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2025 |
Gbolarshow: It was during my SIWES training as an Engineering trainee, instead of focus on industrial processes and fabrication going on, I will just locate one corner of the workshop and relax away.
This was frequent until my technical leader nicknamed me OLENGBADUN - Lazy man dey enjoy  One of my teachers in secondary school was nicknamed OLENGBATEGUN, meaning a lazy man enjoying cool breeze. And years later, one of my lecturers was nicknamed ATENIMASUN, loosely translated, " one that lays his mat but never sleeps", |
Agriculture › Re: What's The Real Name Of This Fruit? by Bodydiialect57: 10:23pm On Sep 09, 2025 |
Indian almond. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk's Transgender Daughter, Vivian Wilson, Claims She's Broke by Bodydiialect57: 8:04pm On Sep 03, 2025 |
OKOATA: Oga the guy tried his best, he was amongst those advocating against LGBTQ. His daughter even had to relocate to South Africa because of that. What's meant to be will be. His daughter?? You mean his son turned daughter. |
Education › Re: Did You Use This In Your Secondary School Days? Which Hymn Is Your Favorite? Pic by Bodydiialect57: 8:42pm On Aug 30, 2025 |
ajalawole: this will be forever evergreen bro. Who wrote it self Cecil Frances Alexander wrote that hymn. |
Education › Re: Did You Use This In Your Secondary School Days? Which Hymn Is Your Favorite? Pic by Bodydiialect57: 7:46pm On Aug 30, 2025*. Modified: 10:13pm On Sep 02, 2025 |
ajalawole: Hymn 444 All things bright and beautiful All creature great and smile All things bright and wonderful The Lord God made them all. Each little flower glowing Each little bird that sings He made their glowing colours He made their tiny wings All things... aaall things... He made the eyes to see them And lips that we may tell How great is God Almighty Who has made all things well . |
Business › Re: Number Of Dollar Millionaires & Billionaires In Africa by Bodydiialect57: 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2025 |
ernesco0816517: Someone is asking up there who's the second after ote$,like u haven't heard of me , am a silent billionaire. Silence can't be quoted. If you are loud enough for the world to know you, you will be mentioned. Enjoy your status with peace of mind anyway. |
Politics › Re: The Top 10 Best-governed African Nations In 2025 by Bodydiialect57: 11:56am On Aug 30, 2025 |
I was expecting to see Burkina Faso on that list sha. |
Nairaland General › Re: What's Something You Saw Online That Still Traumatize You? (Pics) by Bodydiialect57: 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2025 |
BlackViper: Hmm, I remember watching a video of what Boko Haram did to a captured Nigerian Airforce pilot. His cries still give me nightmares to this day I stay away from gory sights as much as l can handle cos my eyes captures and keeps things in the archive of my memory like forever |
Family › Re: My Encounter With My Pastor's Wife. by Bodydiialect57: 3:24pm On Aug 24, 2025 |
If the church was indeed your Father's house as you said, you wouldn't quit because your need at that time wasn't met. Your service in your Father's house is to your father and He that sees in secret will reward you openly.
You shouldn't have placed your trust and confidence in a man that could fail but in your Father that's able to meet all your needs.
Put no confidence in the arms of flesh that could fail. |
Christianity Etc › Re: JAEL by Bodydiialect57(op): 9:30pm On Aug 20, 2025 |
The hands that rocks the cradle, rules the world.
There's no limit to the influence of a woman, especially a godly one. |
Christianity Etc › Re: JAEL by Bodydiialect57(op): 9:12pm On Aug 19, 2025 |
Never underestimate the power a woman wields, especially a godly woman.
That she's timid, vulnerable or fragile looking does not mean you should take advantage of her. |
Christianity Etc › JAEL by Bodydiialect57(op): 9:30pm On Aug 17, 2025 |
It was time for action, a time for the Lord's foes to be defeated, but he, yes Reuben was abiding among the sheepfolds, listening to the bleating of the flocks, crippled with fear...
It was time for action, a time for the Lord's adversaries to be discomfited, but he, yes Dan chose to sail in his ships, away from duty along with his brother Asher, abiding in breaches...
It was time for action, a time for the host of the Lord's foes to be wasted, and yes, Zebulun and Naphtali were kitted ready, jeopardizing their lives to see the aliens Army put to flight...
Little did the deserters know that they were only called to be spectators in the showdown that saw to the end of Sisera by the hand of a woman. Everything came together, yes, the stars, the host of heaven, even river Kishon to see to the end of the Lord's adversaries. Alleluia!
What could make a captain flee on foot leaving his 900 chariots of iron? Yes, Sisera fled, thought himself safe though his army wasted!
He ran into her tent, taking her for a weak and fragile vessel, and she with sweet words assured him of safety, gave him milk when he requested for water, covered his weary foot with a blanket.
And with a nail and hammer, she sent him to the great beyond.
What others feared, she dared..
She's Jael, the wife of Heber, the Kenite.
Fear not dear women, you are important in God's agenda, a force to be reckoned with in your generation. |
Education › Re: Nobody Told Told Us The Meaning Of These Signs Growing Up. by Bodydiialect57: 9:52pm On Aug 10, 2025 |
meobizy: Honestly, why were we given stencils of these equipment? Will they ever come in handy? Pointless waste of plastic. To keep the compass, dividers and the likes in place. |