₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,094 members, 8,448,636 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 03:53 PM

Toggle theme

Bodydiialect57's Posts

Nairaland ForumBodydiialect57's ProfileBodydiialect57's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 19 pages)

Christianity EtcRe: Four Intolerables by Bodydiialect57(op): 3:32pm On Mar 10, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
When an atheists prospers

When a northern muslim does not murder his daughter dating a christian.

When an evil person does not die soon.
The wicked often outlive the righteous. That doesn't mean they won't get the recompense rewards of their deeds though.
Christianity EtcFour Intolerables by Bodydiialect57(op): 12:14pm On Mar 09, 2024
Three things are too much for even the earth to bear, yes, four things shake its foundations:

when a janitor becomes the boss,
when a fool gets rich,
when a LovePeddler is voted 'woman of the year,"
when a "girlfriend" replaces a faithful wife.
FamilyRe: Are You A Wordie? Play And Win Cash by Bodydiialect57: 9:24pm On Mar 07, 2024
costs
cist
logic
gist
Christianity EtcRe: Price Gouging Hardship & The Ezekiel 9:4-7 Vision of Slaughter Judgment by Bodydiialect57: 7:14pm On Mar 03, 2024
This is a prevailing practice at this present time when many are groaning from the burden of hike in price of almost every items, importantly, food items.

This wicked practice is very common mostly among retailers. They increase the prices of their goods at will and the unsuspecting buyer will buy from them for fear of further increment.
I wanted to buy a dozen of a particular brand of biscuits, and the seller told me he couldn't sell cos he doesn't know what the price will be tomorrow. I left his shop disgusted at such act.

How will you as a child of God, join others to make life hard for others? If they are ignorant of what they are doing, should you too do same?

Let's have a change of heart and do what God expects of us.

Micah 6:8 (KJV) He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.
FamilyRe: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by Bodydiialect57: 3:49pm On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
Then you don't know me, I hardly get angry over anything, infact the highest form of anger I have is silence. It'll take you hell to get me to react angrily over anything. I will just 😁 and let them have their fun. I have heard worst things being spread about me but the Koko be say are they true? So gossip and gist are all fun to me
Your self-control is topnotch. No one will be able to maipulate you emotionally cos your positive energies will always diffuse every negative vibes.
FamilyRe: I Need Table Tennis Set by Bodydiialect57: 3:05pm On Feb 25, 2024
4djustnation:
I would like to buy table tennis and its other accessories.
Kindly qoute me if you have any for sale or you know where I can buy one.
Thanks.
Hey, l have the set for sale.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation (pics) by Bodydiialect57: 7:03pm On Feb 10, 2024
Tohsynetita1:
if a snail can chase, that's not a problem, how long does snail use to move. if I move from Lagos to Ibadan in 2 hrs, snail can use a year. so am still save. before it comes near me, would have change location again. Besides, can snail chase or kill?
The irony is that because the movement of the snail is slow, you will get carried away with pleasure till you one day feel the slimy touch.
Might even be when you are having a kip.

The best bet is to have the blessing of the Lord which makes rich, without sorrow
SportsRe: Tinubu Will Watch AFCON Final In Ivory Coast, Says CAF President by Bodydiialect57: 3:27pm On Feb 10, 2024
ParagonPrick:
I hope he suffers an heart attack tomorrow
Hey, watch what you hope for. You won't want a boomerang.
CrimeRe: Nabeeha’s Father: How Bandits Got Access To My Daughters by Bodydiialect57: 8:34pm On Jan 22, 2024
gerrardomendes:
Hmm. This doesn't look like a random kidnapping. This man must have been targeted
More like it.
CrimeRe: Nabeeha’s Father: How Bandits Got Access To My Daughters by Bodydiialect57: 8:33pm On Jan 22, 2024
gerrardomendes:
Hmm. This doesn't look like a random kidnapping. This man must have been targeted
More like it
RomanceRe: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by Bodydiialect57: 9:44pm On Jan 02, 2024
PerfectStranger:
No 39 tho. I should walk around with small notebook like a fuckinfs psych
Yeah, the notebook is to help you journal productive ideas that may crop up in your mind as you go about, as it's very likely those ideas will 'fly away' if not penned down.
PoliticsRe: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Sworn-In As Governor Of Ondo State by Bodydiialect57: 7:11pm On Dec 27, 2023
Olachase:
I wish him all the best

Tho I never still understand this man name
Aiyedatiwa means the world has become our own.
FoodRe: Please Remove One And Eat Others(photo) by Bodydiialect57: 11:42am On Nov 17, 2023
Ayobeck:
Nonsense,,,,, imagination ...all dis type of food cause diabetes.....I guess all those ingredients use to mk dis food nah it dey mk man life short,,bo natural death again
A lot of people don't know they are what they eat. Stuffing their belly with food items heavily laced with savoury chemicals is "chopping life" to them.
The best way to cancel future regret of degenerating health is to start eating healthy meals now.
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle This Heartlessness by Bodydiialect57: 9:43pm On Nov 11, 2023
What your younger brother did was truly heartless, but your reaction to his act should be priceless. Forgive him and move on.

Focus on becoming a better and an enviable version of yourself, and with God on your side, you will one day look back and smile.
HealthRe: Seven-Year-Old Boy Slips Into Well While Fetching Water In Kwara, Dies by Bodydiialect57: 10:30pm On Nov 07, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Too bad.
The well most likely had no protective ring around it.
Why will a 7 year old draw water from a well?
FamilyRe: Lessons Learnt From The NYC Man Shot Dead By His Neighbour by Bodydiialect57: 2:55pm On Nov 02, 2023
Walk away from trouble if you can. It doesn't mean you are weak when you turn the other cheek.

They both were bothered with noises, now they are where they're are no noises again.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Take My Political Structure — Wike by Bodydiialect57: 2:46pm On Nov 02, 2023
I wonder if this people ever know they own nothing. When death comes, boasting ends.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza In Ruin, Flattened (Photos) by Bodydiialect57: 10:28am On Oct 12, 2023
CooldipoMPS:
Everybody is a loser at war!



lipsrsealed
Hmm.
Everyone fights for what's right but will end up with what's left.
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu & Wife Maryanne Stuck In An Elevator by Bodydiialect57: 4:24pm On Sep 07, 2023
Revolution2022:
You cannot be in a faulty elevator for 30min without suffocation.Stop exaggerating.Where did it happen?
I know of someone stuck in there for more than an hour and he didn't suffocate. All thanks to God.
EducationRe: Jamb’s Top Performer, Kamsiyochukwu Gets 8 A’s, 1 B In WAEC by Bodydiialect57: 11:42am On Aug 10, 2023
DeShineShine:
Dear Kamsiyochukwu, your glory will continue to shine. God will never enemies to molest your destiny in Jesus name. You are a Star!
.Amen
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Y by Bodydiialect57: 9:30pm On Jul 15, 2023
Tradesystem001:
Quality
Can you show a modelled one?
HealthRe: How My Good Deeds Got Rewarded Almost 2 Years Later by Bodydiialect57: 5:44pm On Jul 03, 2023
God bless your kind heart.

ElBenny:
Friday, 30th June
Road 24, Agip Estate.

I stepped out of the house to pay my utility bill while the sky was ablaze with the fire of the setting sun.

I was walking smartly along Road 24 and before I crossed to the other side of the road where I'd carry out the transaction, I heard two voices calling me and trying to buy my attention.

I looked back to find 3 roughnecked guys seated outside a bar with a table of drinks before them, puffing smoke into the air and obviously having a good time.

Because I was unsure about their intentions having scrutinised their outlook, I hesitantly gestured to them that I was coming to meet them soon.

I took my time to pay the bill and when I was done, crossed over to the road to see the “akpa men” or rather, the “ss3 boys” who sent for me.

After some handshakes with them which I dished out fearlessly one after the other, one of them asked, “You remember us?”

“No, I no sure say I remember this face.” I replied with sheer tenacity. Cos me no dey too deal with these men. So yes, I no sabi them. However, they all appeared different from how I judged them from afar, they all had very gentle smiles.

“But you been work for BMH abi?” the second guy whose eyes were bathed in pink asked.

“Yes, I been work there 2021,” I said with budding enthusiasm.

“I talk am. Na you na. Shebi na that BMH wey dey old GRA?” he further asked.

“Exactly, na him.” I replied like a cuffed criminal in an interrogation room.

“Na you been save our brother life one night wey we bring am come,” the second guy said assertively, “I recognise this your white hair.”

At that point, my whole life in 2021 flashed briefly before my eyes, trying to search and remember the scenario. I did that for close to two minutes, while they kept asking me to think. But to no avail.

“I no fit really remember baba,” I said like one who had just given up on a quest.

“No worry, na you. You really try that night. God bless you my brother. Just dey save lives dey go. Come join us drink nau.”

“No worry chairman. I really dey in a hurry. Thanks, una too much.”

The first dude legit dipped his hand into his Jean pocket and gave me some money. I was dumbstruck!

How could I accept a token of appreciation when I couldn't remember specifically the reason for the appreciation.
What if it wasn't me?
What if it was someone else they mistook for me?
It wouldn't look so great accepting some one else's reward.

All these flashed through my mind as I accepted the cash and buried it in my shoulder pouch. I left the scene to my house puzzled and confused. I found the cash to be ₦7,000.

Roughly 15 minutes after I arrived home, I was eating boiled corn when like a flood, the memory ravished my brain. It all become clear and started playing out like a Netflix movie on the screen of my mind.

“Eureka!”Like Archimedes shouted, “I found it.”

It all happened on the 29th October 2021, I was on (night) call duty in the Laboratory of Rivers State University Teaching Hospital where I worked as a Medical Laboratory Scientist (graduate intern).

2 men came to the blood bank unit confused and throughly worried. Their “brother” as they called him, had an emergency case and was losing a lot of blood.

They had earlier transfused 2 pints, 1 the night before and 1 that morning. The doctor had requested for another pint that night.

Their brother was blood group O negative and needed exactly another O negative blood donor. There was non available and no donor on ground and time was running out.

I had a talk with one of them and trust me, when a man is afraid, you'll know and can feel it. We gisted and I cracked some jokes which we all laughed to in the midst of the chaos.

I saw and felt the urgency of the situation and the risk involved, so I told the staff I worked with that night, “I'm O negative, I'd like to donate for them.”

The staff didn't question my offer to help because she was also aware of the situation on ground.

She screened me, my blood and as soon as I got a medical “all-clear” and eligibility to donate, a pint of blood was withdrawn from me and handed over to them after every necessary medical documentation.

“Oya make una take go give una brother,” she said. They were both confused and immediately began thanking her while worrying about how to pay later.

“No thank me. Thank this my fellow worker wey dey here,” she said while pointing to me where I was resting.

They thanked me briefly and hurried off. In less than 15 minutes, they were back. They approached me and showered words of gratitude to me and begged that they'll pay me before their brother was discharged.

“Make una no worry. E don tay wey I donate sef. As the blood dey excess, I say make I give una.” I laughed while seeing them off.

What if I hadn't donated?
What if they ran out of time?
What if, what if, what if?
Maybe their brother could've died.

Now I understood why they said I saved their brother's life, indeed!

I smiled softly after I was done in memory lane and felt the urge to go back there to tell them, “I remember una now.”

But it wasn't necessary.

Free 7k or maybe they paid me back 2 years after.
HealthRe: How My Good Deeds Got Rewarded Almost 2 Years Later by Bodydiialect57: 5:40pm On Jul 03, 2023
Yeah, whatever you sow, you will definitely reap back, in many folds most times.

Clickairtravels:
It's good to be good my dear, I have benefited a lot from people also, there is hardly an institution I enter without finding help from someone I might not readily recognize but have favoured in one way with something I can't remember.
In long que before you know it someone will tap my shoulder and tell me to come this way or I'm given express service..

Even in court with one particular magistrate and many more. I have found help in a foreign country when someone begged to accommodate me free just like that oo, even back home I accommodate strangers in our home free of charge, dash people money or buy them things without them asking, from d little I have.

Generally.. it's good to be good! Even
EducationRe: How I Emerged Best UTME Candidate With 360 Score - Umeh Nkechinyere by Bodydiialect57: 2:27pm On Jul 01, 2023
Beess:
This brain will die prematurely when Nigeria life hits her hard
.

The brain will not die prematurely or maturely in Jesus name.

Must you be this negative?
LiteratureRe: Mine Not Yours By Toyin Taiwo by Bodydiialect57: 12:37pm On Jun 29, 2023
You are doing well ma'am grin
rachealfst:
Mine Not Yours

******
Tobi entered his office and met his wife sitting on his chair. “Madam, when did you become a consultant?” He joked because she was sitting on his seat.
“How far.”
“What nau?” Tobi feigned ignorance.
“The result of course.”
“Oh! Doctor-patient confidentiality.”
“Seriously!”
“Did you tell me anything about your own patient? I mean Imade.”
“I sha later tell you.”
“Okay….me too, I’ll tell you after my friend give me the clearance to do that.”
“Sweetheart!”
“Is that not what happened in the case of your friend. Me too I’m protecting my cousin’s interest.” While the two were still at it, Dammy’s phone rang. Then she gave her husband a ‘tongue out.’
“It’s Imade.” She eyed her husband playfully and picked the call.
“My love.” Dammy said to Imade as she picked the call and Tobi opened his mouth. “Really, Imade is now your love?” She eyed her husband again.
“Is that not Tobi’s voice I’m hearing.”
“You are right, I’m in his office.”
“I know he may not tell you about Yomade’s results.”
“He did not jare. That’s what I am still dragging with him.” Dammy informed and Imade laughed.
“The results came out good by the way.”
“Thank God…..” Dammy took a breath of relief.
“It was your husband who called to inform me, I guess he did that after speaking to Yomade.”
“I guess so too because he just got back. I am just grateful to God for this news.”
“Same here o….”
“And please you need to tell him everything too.”
“Sure, I will.”
“Good. So you guys should just go and relax, I don’t mean in the other room sha.” Dammy said and they both laughed, even Tobi shook his head, looking at his wife and her drama.

Imade left her office very early and went home to prepare a sumptuous meal. She first stopped at the market to get one or two things and then went home. Her husband returned home and after he was done changing, he returned to the dining where the table is already set. They ate together and Yomade couldn’t stop praising his wife for the delicacy she prepared.
“For this meal to be ready by this time, it means you left work early.” Yomade declared.
“Yes.”
“Thank you. I enjoyed the food.”
“Thank you too for providing the food.” She replied with a smile. Yomade helped her out in the kitchen as they do the dishes together and tidy up the place. They went back to their room, there’s another TV in the room that Yomade just bought some days ago. Imade put the TV on and as she was trying to increase the volume, Yomade spoke up.
“Darling, can you please put off the TV. There’s something I’d like to discuss with you.”
“Okay.” She replied and put off the TV. He gestured for his wife to sit on the only sofa in the bedroom. She obeyed while Yomade sat on the bed which is opposite the sofa. The two facing each other from a little distant.
“Imade I wronged you, I don’t have any excuse for doing what I did but….”
“I know everything Sweetheart.”
“Wait! You know what I’m about to say?”
“Yes.”
“Is that why Tobi said…..”
“I went for the fertility test first but when the result came out all positive, I decided to talk to your cousin and that was how he made you take the test as well. So we are even.”
“Really. You guys did all that behind me?”
“I should be the one apologizing since I was the one who made the first move.” She said and then explained everything to her husband in details.
“It’s okay, at least now my fear is gone.”
“Yes our fear is gone and I believe the baby will come at the right time.”
“By God’s grace. I believe so too.” Yomade said and walked up to his wife and lifted her from the sofa. “I love you.”
“I love you too.” She replied and the two kissed each other passionately. He carried her off her feet and walked down to the bed and lay her gently on it.
“Dammy said we should not relax in the other room.”
“Her husband also told me lot of things.” Yomade said and they both smiled. He took her lips again and some seconds later, they were already making love to each other.


******
Weeks later, Dammy gave Imade a call, screaming with joy on the phone. “What is it sweetheart, please calm down so I can enjoy the good news abeg.”
“How do you know it is good news?” Dammy asked, panting on the phone.
“Oh! So you’ve met someone who get excited like this over bad news abi. Just tell me already.”
“Imade you said so o…..You are right at the end of the day.”
“Can you please spill it already Dammy, you are good in keeping someone in suspense jo.”
“My ex called Imade!”
“Okay…..”She said urging her to go on with the gist.
“He is getting married next month.”
“Wow!!!! This is good news. I’m so happy for him.”
“Guess what?”
“What?”
“I asked him ‘Lucious what took you so long?’ Guess what his replied was.”
“Of course you know I know what his reply was.”
“Imade….you are right o, he said he can never get married before me. He said he did not want me to go through another form of emotional stress all over again.”
“Aww……I’m blushing right now. What a wonderful man.”
“You can say that again.”
“His wife is blessed.”
“Yes, she is and I pray, he will enjoy his home just like I am enjoying mine.”
“Amen!”
“That would be all for now. Bye see you…….” She was saying but then paused. “When are we even going to meet?” Dammy asked.
“Hmm…..come to my place with your husband next weekend if he is free.”
“That’s true o, it’s been long we called at your place. I pray Tobi is free, and if he is not. I will carry myself there.”
“No problem.”
“By the way, we are all going to the wedding together. I already told him I am coming with plus three.”
“Only you! You are going with plus three. Pity the couple nau…..”
“It’s a big wedding o. My ex’s is rich o. In case I forgot to mention that.”
“Really! Count me in.”
“Alright, so it’s gonna be you, me and our husbands.” Dammy stated.
“By God’s grace.” The called ended and Imade sighed. She did not know the guy in person but he loves his personality already. ‘What a great guy.’ She thought.
When Imade was still pondering on the last call she received, Lolu’s call popped in. She picked the call.
“Uncle Lolu, I can count the number of times we spoke in the last three years but all of a sudden we became regulars with calls. What happened?”
“Your three years wedding anniversary happened.” He stated and Imade shook her head slowly.
“Not again….Uncle Lolu.”
“If you don’t have your child soonest, I may die of guilt Imade.”
“Uncle Lolu, you shall not die but live.”
“Then, what is happening over there that you are not telling me?”
“Nothing nau….I hope you are not thinking my husband is impotent.” Imade laughed.
“That is why I want to know what exactly is going on. Imade, don’t hide anything from me.”
“I am not hiding….”
“Imade…..”
“At this rate, I doubt if you will not come down to Nigeria to supervise my husband and I just to ensure we make babies.”
“What are you trying to say now?”
“I’m saying, if you can have your way, you will come supervise us when we are having sex. So you can be sure we are doing it properly.”
“I have a wife, I don’t need to watch porn.” He stated and Imade burst into laughter. Lolu waited for her to laugh to her fill, then he spoke up.
“What about the test we talked about Imade?”
“Relax……We’ve done that and my husband and I are fine.”
“Imade….”
“Uncle Lolu, medically, I am fine. The abortion affected nothing. I know that is what you want to hear.”
“I think I’m a bit relieved or will you guys come over?”
“Uncle Lolu, our lives are here in Nigeria. We can’t leave, at least not now.”
“Okay. We are praying for you here.”
“I know and I really appreciate your concern, so please put your mind at rest.”
“Okay, I will.”
“What about his parents?” Lolu asked referring to Imade’s Parents in-law.
“They are wonderful Uncle Lolu, no one is putting pressure on us.”
“Good. God bless them for me.” He replied and then ended the call afterwards.
Nairaland GeneralRe: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by Bodydiialect57: 9:12pm On Jun 27, 2023
Eeya. Pele. May the Lord God show you mercy in Jesus name.
MN07:
Read my comment energy no dey my body again
PoliticsRe: May Your Path Be Filled With Thorns, Horrors Of Night – FFK Curses Emefiele by Bodydiialect57: 9:52pm On Jun 10, 2023
Dafresh:
They want to crucify Emefiele and leave Baba Buhari can CBN governor print new naira with out President approving it even the minister for finance will approve it too
Abi. Everyone is talking as if he acted independently.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by Bodydiialect57: 9:21pm On May 24, 2023
Caramia2020:
6 children, let's assume u guys might have been married for roughly 15 years plus n u might be in your late forties or early fifties, at this stage with 6 children n the increase in taking care of a home, twice or thrice a month is not bad but what do I know, our libido are not the same. Taking care of such a large family might have taken a toll on your wife. Please settle this issue by applying dialogue.
6years in marriage and not 6 children.
FamilyRe: Will You Pay For Your Child's Special Center Exams...? by Bodydiialect57: 3:54pm On May 13, 2023
Jecci:
Of course I will pay no time for pretence.

When I was writing waec during my time my parents registered me in a special center and I was really happy they did because I passed waec in just one sitting and moved on to other things.
Then It's the case of "Train up a child in the way he should go and when he's old, he won't depart from it"
FamilyRe: Will You Pay For Your Child's Special Center Exams...? by Bodydiialect57: 3:50pm On May 13, 2023
frozen70:
If that's the best option so far he will clear his papers and use it and get admission

I don't want any educational delays

There is no time to waste time

When he gets admission don't be surprise he will be more committed
Wrong footing, wrong foundation.
Even if he ended up coping well afterwards, the thought that he cheated at his basic level will haunt the person for life, except if the conscience is seared with iron.
FamilyRe: Will You Pay For Your Child's Special Center Exams...? by Bodydiialect57: 3:47pm On May 13, 2023
blacksam01:
you hv not gone to special center, there u will see [/b]sound[b] professionals doctors bankers administrators, govt officials, even police men rushing tonpay over 100k for their childs exam success through cheating..

please try nd visit one of them and see for yourself..one operator of such centers i know built a 3 storey building secondary skl will ptoceeds from payments by parents
Sound?



Perhaps you mean they are skilled in their chosen field cos anyone conveniently involving in such, isn't sound. It takes a sick mind to do such and not a sound mind.
PoliticsRe: FG Ends Feeding Of Inmates In 2024 by Bodydiialect57: 2:42pm On May 13, 2023
Godfullsam:
All these prisoners, what are they doing on a daily basis?

Will they wake up, sit down and be waiting for food without doing anything meaningful?

I am just curious.

I think they should be made to farm and do some other menial jobs. There lots of land in the states, prisoners should be allowed to farm and the proceed be used to feed them.

Some of them may develop interest in farming when they are out of prison instead of going back to crime
No, they don't just wake up, sit and stare, idling away. Some are used for manual labour being supervised by the prison warden, some into farming and many others into skill acquisition programs.

Remember most sentences, especially for criminal cases comes with *hard labour*?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 19 pages)