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FoodRe: Current Cost Of Foodstuffs? by Bodydiialect57: 1:15pm On Mar 01, 2025
oyichi:
for which place?, Something I bought 87k last week, fake people, fake news
Not fake. It's 66k in my area.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch is God's Anointed By Deji Yesufu by Bodydiialect57: 3:25pm On Feb 26, 2025
VBCampaign:
𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞: https://textandpublishing.com/kemi-badenoch-is-gods-anointed/
Many of us have become extensions of other people's biases about Kemi Badenoch, unfortunately.

She's doing the right thing..
BusinessRe: Which Of These Coins Did You Spend? by Bodydiialect57: 10:57pm On Feb 25, 2025
TenQ:
Who can believe that Nigeria will come to a point when N50 naira note becomes so useless that you can't even buy one sweet with it!

The last time we really used the coins was in the era of payphones.
To even think that ₦50 was the highest denomination at a time!
FamilyRe: Is This See Finish Or What?? by Bodydiialect57: 10:33pm On Feb 22, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
someone that was born there and is earning big.
I swear i go pick myself up and go
When fortune smiles at me
If that boy ever near me to claim blood. I go disgrace am publicly.

Chiboy keep your head up🤧
Why are you so entitled? It's his money, if he chose to part with some for you fine.

Work hard for yours and jettison the idea of paying him back with public disgrace as you may never be opportuned to go near him in life. Be humble, it pays
CareerRe: First-class Graduates Should Be Forced To Join DSS, Says Deputy Director by Bodydiialect57: 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2025
Forced to join DSS? More like conscription.


If the interest isn't there, you will only succeed in recruiting those that will sabotage the system.
PoliticsRe: I Wouldn’t Be A Widow If Akeredolu Had Listened To Me – Betty Akeredolu by Bodydiialect57: 9:41pm On Feb 13, 2025
Forkthiefnubu:
I tot that man was educated and he went about his medical conditions solely based on prayers ? Prayer are in addition to proper medical treatment
You believe a whole governor of a state will refuse medical help?

So those trips abroad for his health concerns were purely for spiritual solutions?
Christianity EtcRe: Tolu Adegboyega (Flora Of Abattoir) Is Dead by Bodydiialect57: 5:41pm On Feb 09, 2025
bigpicture001:
U are a learner... Have u not noticed that Nigerians like to hide cause of death..? Including the media.. they just lie on brief illness... I hate that.. u will read about death of a prominent person in Nigeria media and the BBC, the foreign one would never report the news without confirming the deceased cause of death...

Information on cause of death can help the living better understand and abstain from certain death related attitude.. if u know, it help the message drive hope and make the living super careful....

But no b for naija
She reportedly had an accident on Lagos/ Ibadan expressway 26th December last year.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nurse Used The Blood Of Jesus To Save Me From Death - My Testimony (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 5:16pm On Feb 09, 2025
jaephoenix:
U told me u didn't apply anything, now u r saying u tied it up
What kind of liars are these christians, bikonu?
Suit yourself.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nurse Used The Blood Of Jesus To Save Me From Death - My Testimony (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 11:31pm On Feb 05, 2025
jaephoenix:
So lemme get this straight…
You had a bad cut, you didn't apply any hemostatic tourniquet, no wound dressing or antibiotics, and the cut is fine now? shocked
Yeah.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nurse Used The Blood Of Jesus To Save Me From Death - My Testimony (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 9:56pm On Feb 03, 2025
Kobojunkie:
The opinion of a fellow machinist became the basis for your belief? undecided

2. Rewired your body, how? So, you did not get a doctor or anyone to tend to the wound, and you did nothing to the supposed deep cut but it repaired itself in two weeks? undecided
No, her opinion wasn't the basis of my belief. Where did l insinuate such from my post?

And yes no one tended to the wound.I only tied it up at first to stop the blood flow.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nurse Used The Blood Of Jesus To Save Me From Death - My Testimony (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 9:54pm On Feb 03, 2025
jaephoenix:
So what did you do to your thumb? Do tell? Did you go to the hospital or just raise it up for your god to heal?
II didn't go to any hospital. I didn't visit any chemist shop and l didn't even raise it up for my God to heal for l know He's not only my Healer, He is my health.

And yes, my thumb healed up as if nothing had happened.

If only you know what my Lord and Saviour Yeshua has done for me, you will marvel.
EducationRe: Academics Raise Concerns Over Declining Standards As Students Rely More On AI by Bodydiialect57: 3:11pm On Feb 02, 2025
The decline started way back before AI.

Research works and assignments that were supposed to be carried out by students are contracted out for a fee.

The brain that's to be sharpened through it's useage is left dormant with the only option of decline.

If you are depending on others' brain to solve
problems why neglecting the use of yours, retardation is your next bus stop.
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nurse Used The Blood Of Jesus To Save Me From Death - My Testimony (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 2:41pm On Feb 02, 2025
True.

I was once working with a machine when it ran over my thumb giving me a deep cut and blood gushing out. A girl working close by exclaimed that the thumb can never be the same again.

I answered her that she lied as she will see the thumb healed and restored. Two weeks down the thumb was restored as if nothing happened.



The way God wired our body, positioning every part to function so well even in cases of accidents and emergencies is truly an amazing miracle.

dhiqson:
Only. A fool in his heart says there's no God


Countless times I've experienced miraculous deliverances and healings and never for once i have attributed them to my smartness or being calculative
I just know say na God just run am for me

Stay strong OP
CrimeRe: US Based Nigerian Doctor Accused Of Inappropriately Touching Patients Arrested by Bodydiialect57: 2:29pm On Feb 02, 2025
shivisee:
See hin ipob head like groundnut! Idiot think he’s in agulu! Abeg 21 years sharp ! Sharp!
What if he's innocent? Why the quick judgement when you aren't even sure he's guilty?
FoodRe: Do I Have To Remove This Thing From My Beans? (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 2:16pm On Feb 02, 2025
MrDoGood:
Yes, just that the texture and appearance would be different from the regular version.

Might turn black
Aesthetically, she doesn't care so far it's goes down well with her tummy.
Christianity EtcRe: Photos From The Burial Of Baba Gbenro by Bodydiialect57: 11:33pm On Jan 31, 2025
Rest on Baba Gbenro.

You acted well your part in the script titled 'Life'.
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korean Troops Pulled Back From Frontline After Heavy Losses by Bodydiialect57: 10:59pm On Jan 31, 2025
Yeah, the swords shall be beaten to make plowshares.

lecowas:
If it's true, it might help the short war monger in Pyonyang realize that fighting war is actually different from the theory.

The instruction is clear, follow peace with all men. A day is coming when all weapons of war will become a musical instrument and agricultural tools. KO

That day is near, the master shall make sure of it!
FamilyRe: There Is A Second whorre Phase In Women! by Bodydiialect57: 11:06pm On Jan 30, 2025
Namaster:
You are still MISSING the point.

It's NOT a phase. It's a LIFESTYLE.

Women are BORN whoores.
It takes the presence of a strong male to CURTAIL it.

First in the form of a PROTECTIVE father.
Then in the form of a VIGILANT husband.

It's why girls raised by single mothers go ROGUE at a very tender age.

And it's the same reason the daughter of a STRICT father becomes WAYWARD when she goes to University.

The change is NOT sudden!

She has ALWAYS been wayward. It's the presence of a strict FATHER that kept her in check.

WHOREDOM is CONGENITAL in women.
They are BORN with it.

It's NOT a phase!

Plus, the second phase you are talking about is well-docunented in scientific researches. And it's NOT a phase.

It doesn't even start in their 40s.

The study I'm talking about found that the Second HOE phase (NOT a phase) starts in their LATE 30s.

A period that coincides with a time when their husbands have become LESS vigilant because they are MORE focused on building a better life for their families.

Instead of doing the same, women will take advantage of the reduced scrutiny to SCREW the community.

In other words:

Fidelity in women is ONLY possible through the EFFORTS of a man.

Women are biologically INCAPABLE of fidelity.

That's why the whole concept of marriage is a JOKE.
And men are the punchline.
You are a liar!!
HealthRe: The Fear Of Infection Is The Beginning Of Wisdom by Bodydiialect57: 10:59pm On Jan 30, 2025
GeeM:
I'm not among
Pray you are not among after digging every available well.

You better repent and give your life to Christ before you catch another stl that's resistance to all antibiotics.

I don't know why some people are so stiff-necked.

Òhun tí o Fe jẹ ni kò jé koo gbọn.
CrimeRe: Upcoming Singer, OG1 Savage Arrested Over Pregnant Lady’s Murder (Photo) by Bodydiialect57: 10:31pm On Jan 30, 2025
Earlystar698:
I don't have anything to say other than you people should be careful...


If the fool was not arrested he would have been posting new house and cars next week,with a sily caption like momma's prayers plus God blessing grin
You think say na so money ritual dey work?


His babalawo fooled him to waste the lady's life.
FamilyRe: Ladies, You need to stop this habit! by Bodydiialect57: 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2025
scrupulousblog:
You lie.

You are an expert at promoting bad behavior.

When a woman does that it shows that she is disorganized, covetous, and greedy.

Learn to say the truth so women can learn, grow and mature.

Over pampering from people like you has made women what they are today.
I didn't lie, l just told the truth l know though l am not in anyway promoting bad behaviour in any person.

Some women are impulsive buyers while some take advantage of lower price to stock up now what will be needed in the future.

Have you ever been in need of something urgently and your wife surprisingly met that need by pulling it out from where she kept it?
FamilyRe: Ladies, You need to stop this habit! by Bodydiialect57: 3:29pm On Jan 30, 2025
It's because women know how to plan for future needs and stock them up now.

You may even be the first to drink that herbal tea if the need arises.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Retired AIG Hakeem Odumosu's Wife In Ogun by Bodydiialect57: 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2025
Praxis758:
Those kidnappers have bought market beyond their reach. They’ll soon be apprehended.
You said so o.
FamilyRe: Kids Smiling, Laughing And Playing Computer Games After Losing A Parent by Bodydiialect57: 10:06pm On Jan 22, 2025
guobe:
That means they are built differently from adults
Not really because they're built differently, but because their slates are still clean.

Worries, anxieties have not been written on them.

When reality comes knocking, God help them to have shoulders to learn on, if not, that's when the pain of their loss will be greatly felt.
LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of The Helps by Bodydiialect57: 9:17pm On Jan 21, 2025
Ern hen!! Nmesomma is in trouble as her police detective has arrived o. Na grandma go send her packing.

Truly, it will be a long chronicle of helps.

Well-done ma'am.

SheWrites:
CHAPTER 16

“Ikechukwu!”

Her screams got him flying out of the toilet. He found his wife crouched on the rugged floor, at the foot of the bed. “What is it?” he hurried to her side.

Lianater raised her head, tears filled eyes met her husband’s worried ones. “I think… I think I am going to explode,” she said through gritted teeth.

He started to rub her back, wondering if she was aching all over. “Talk to me, where does it hurt?”

“Every… where…” then she let out a loud scream as pain sliced through her.

The man panicked, lost on what to do to make his wife feel better. “Baby, what’s happening?”

She shook her head, unable to speak, till the pain subsided briefly. “I think the baby is coming,” she locked gazes with him.

He nodded with understanding, as relief washed over him. It hadn’t been easy taking care of his pregnant wife. As far as he was concerned, this was their last child. No more!

Lianater watched him from the corner of her eyes. He changed into something comfortable, then picked up the baby bag they had both packed weeks ago. Everything the new baby needed was in that bag. The pain began to build up again. Fear gripped her. How long was she going to be able to endure this?

“Ikechukwu Briggs!” she yelled again.

“I am ready my love, I will get you to the clinic as fast as I can, I promise,” he glanced at the table clock, then helped her to her feet and led her towards the door.

“I… I can’t walk…” she began to sob.

The man groaned inwardly. “Honey, I cannot carry you. Please try, please…”

She managed a few steps, then stopped when the aching sensation running its course down her thighs held her bound to that spot. “Oh God! Oh God!” She shook her head, desperately wishing the pain would stop.

“Take deep breaths, love, deep breaths…”

She tried, but it wasn’t working. “Jesus help me!”

Ike noticed the childen gathered outside their bedroom. The screams most have woken them up. It was barely five a.m and he hoped they would be able to go back to bed and get some more needed sleep. “I want you all to go back to bed.”

The children remained where they stood. They eyes were glued to their mother.

“Nonso, Dozie, Adanne… go to bed!” he raised his voice.

They didn’t move. They just looked at him briefly, then back at their mum.

Ike wanted to shout at them, but the footsteps racing up the stairway stopped him. The moment he saw her, anger brewed within him. Images of how she rode him countless times assaulted his mind.

The thought that she would get to stay in his house for one more day made him mad. If not that his wife woke up with labour pains, he would have told her what the girl did to him that night.

“Is madam okay?” Mmesoma looked from husband to wife.

He helped his wife down the stairs. “Take the children back to their room. We are heading to the hospital.”

“Oh…” the girl bit at her lower lip. “Come, let’s get you all back to bed,” she ushered the children back into the bedroom.

“Is mummy and daddy going to bring the new baby?” Nonso asked the maid.

Mmesoma smiled. “Yes, they are.”

“Wow!” Dozie began to jump around. “Our new baby is coming home soon.”

“Baby, baby, baby,” Adanne followed her brother, hoping about like an antelope.

She moved to one of the windows and drew open the curtains. She could the security man rushing towards the locked gate, while Ike yelled at him.

The girl smiled. She could still remember her time out with him. She was able to go on five rounds before the drug she put in his drink began to wear off. She enjoyed herself immersely and was sure that Ike wouldn’t be able to forget the experience in a lifetime. All she needed to do was wait for him to come to her willingly. He wouldn’t be able to resist her anymore!

xxxxxx


“Grandma!” Nonso raced into her waiting arms.

“Grandmama is here!” Dozie flew into her embrace.

“Ga-ma, Ga-ma, Ga-ma!” Adanne joined her brothers.

Voke held her grandchildren for the longest time. “I have missed you all.”

The children chuckled. They were so happy to see her.

“Welcome ma,” Mmesoma watched the woman closely. After much thought, she could tell that it was her madam’s mother.

The elderly woman took a good look at the new maid. She was taller than the former maid, fairer too, and also had more flesh. “Thank you. What’s your name?”

“Mmesoma!” the children chorused before the girl could answer.

Voke laughed. It was obvious that the kids liked her. That could only mean one thing; the girl was good with children. The woman hoped she was better with house chores too. She remembered how diligent and hardworking Amina was.

“Come grandma, daddy called and said you will be sleeping in the guest room,” Nonso tugged at her luggage.

“He also said Mmesoma will sleep in our room for now, until you go back to your house,” Dozie helped his brother to pull at the luggage.

The woman was impressed at their ability to retain information and laughed some more.

“Should I make something for you to eat now, or…” the girl dragged the luggage into the house. But, Nonso and Dozie didn’t let go.

Voke stepped into the house, holding Adanne by the hand. “Let me take a bath first. I need to change before they arrive with the baby.”

“Okay, ma.” The girl carried the luggage into the guest room. She wondered how long the woman would be staying. Now that Lianater’s mother was around, how was she going to be able to sneak around and get Ike’s attention?

“Do you know whether the baby is a boy or a girl?” she asked her grandchildren.

They began to debate amongst themselves. The twins wanted a baby brother, whilst Ada wanted a baby sister.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerians Flock UK As Prison Officers, ‘sleep In Their Cars’ To Cut Costs by Bodydiialect57: 8:23pm On Jan 17, 2025
AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.
Criminally minded you are!
CareerRe: Is This A Good Enough Reason To Fire An Employee? by Bodydiialect57: 9:42pm On Jan 15, 2025
I am sorry.

Thank you.
Please.

Saying the above cost nothing especially thanking someone who has done you a favour.


Yin-ni yin-ni k'ẹni s'emi.
Forum GamesRe: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by Bodydiialect57: 9:35pm On Jan 15, 2025
gunners160:
Good in bed-200 ( some gals can make u crazy and u forget ur name)
Faithful -300 ( i cant come and father anoda persons pikin)
Respect-300 ( A man's currency is the respect given to him by his wife. No man can run a home when their is no respect. Infact, a man dont want love but he wants respect )
funny -200 ( No be every time u go dey vex na. Dey lively for us na. Be my friend not my enemy ).
Worthy of mentioning but cant pick it because of how expensive it is "intelligence".
For the godly aspect, it is also nice but menh, a woman can be godly and dont have respect for her husband except her pastor. She can be godly and attach godliness to every thing we do. Be it finance, sex live, social live etc.............

Lastly, beauty dances to the rhythm of perspective." With money, she can become beautiful. In fact no woman ugly, na say she no get money. Give r money and take care of r.. Beauty go show
Godliness isn't the same as being religious. A godly woman is guided by the Spirit of God always, and yes she will definitely show that in her dealings with people especially her husband.


A religious woman on the other hand is one that has the appearance of godliness, but lack the power to manifest it.
EventsRe: Ladies Throw Biggest Bald-Headed Party That Shocks Netizens (Photos) by Bodydiialect57: 9:17pm On Jan 15, 2025
A woman's hair is her glory, why shave it?
PoliticsRe: Who Is Mojisola Miranda? The Female Lawmaker Who Replaced Obasa As Lagos Speaker by Bodydiialect57: 8:59pm On Jan 13, 2025
fuckJones:
Always ensure those above you in politics feel superior. Remind them of their position tactfully. While showcasing talent is tempting, avoid making your superiors feel insecure. Boosting their ego strengthens your path to power; undermining them will backfire
More like, 'don't outshine your boss'
FamilyRe: I Am No More Suicidal by Bodydiialect57: 7:40pm On Jan 12, 2025
What have you done?

Expose it and you will get help and be saved.

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