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lagos state wan recruit men of the Night's Watch..

White walkers are coming

Winter is coming.

someone will be writing exam upandan.. ahn ahn.

Kwantashi. heheheh.

Overheard the man speaking with his fellow teacher about drinking Bruntashi.

I never knew the man's real name until my SS3.

Some students call him Mr. Kwantashi to his face sef.


Looool!

My observation.

The ladies are saying he should go ahead and marry while the guys are advising him to heed his parents advice..

Ladies these days are just too desperate for marriage..

Very interesting...

OP, The fact that both parents advised u to wait and you are refusing to shows how 'not ready' you are for the stage called marriage.

Marriage requires lots of patience which this scenario shows you dont have.

So please go and learn how to be a patient man and then come back to say u wanna marry..

carrying a lady's bag is bleeped up mhen.

I helped my woman with her bag on a day she wasn't feeling too well about 2yrs ago.

Later she wants to take advantage of the fact that I helped her that once to always want me to help her carry it which I always decline cos I HATE doing it.

it makes me regret ever carrying it in the first place and I have sworn NEVER to carry a woman's bag..

so brov. I hope u are not making a mistake...

bigW:
Who got a test from unilag, for the 2nd phase of the test for MIT student?

I also got a text for the second phase on the 8th of october

Abeg what is the second phase like?

Abi dem dey do post jamb for post graduate studies again??

BetterHalf:
Thanks for your insight. Please, how was home like growing up?
Were all your siblings brought up as Muslims or was it optional?

it was optional.

I used to go to church with my mum on sundays and some times during the week and I go to arabic lesson every other day....

my dad had no issue with that....

That way, I had the right and knowledge to choose which religion I want...

As I am, I can quote a lot of surahs so also can I quote bible passages.

I see it as a blessing to be a product or inter religious marriage

to start with, I am a product of such marriage. I got to understand the similarities in the two religions.

My dad was the Muslim, my mum the Christian.

While I was in junior secondary school, I was a muslim but was doing CRK. I prayed 5times daily, I go for MSS meeting and still did CRK. FYI, I attended a government boarding school.

Also, it broaden your knowledge about religion.

As I speak with u, I am a confirm christian. tho my middle name will forever be a muslim name

Marrying from the other religion is a adventure to me. it allow u guys see what others dont see.

Ofavour:
Pls can you help me with 2012 PQ? Pls epp me sir

oops. so sorry I just saw this.

Hope your exam went well?

Words of Wisdom...

what of Nairaland bail

moscobabs:
always switch off your GPRS while posting

How will it post without GPRS

I believe u meant GPS

CACAWA:
Very simple,

Just clear your throat, clear it again,

Start coughing, hold your chest, ask for water, say you have been fasting for a few days now.

Ask to see your doctor and that you will send the rest of the speech by electronic media...

Straight to the office to type sack letter

omo Naija!.

sense no dey finish for their head.

Lol!

Lhmlwalexy:
Done

Sent

Lhmlwalexy:
Please can you send it to my mail

sul104u@yahoo.com

Thank you bro

Pm me.

email is bouncing

pinkybutter:
I need a relationship bcuz one isn't getting younger everyday. And I don't want to fall into the wrongs hand bcuz some are this eat and run guys. Especially wen you have a great physique and they all wanna have a taste of you. Some chat you up and start talking nawty with you and i can't stand these pervert for 1 sec. Cus one will just be reducing her pride price if one falls for them thinking they in love with you.

You not getting any younger is not reason enough. Infact it makes u look desperate for one.

Than u keep turning down those that chat u up thinking they could be fake.

u need to understand that it is packaging that attracts guys to ladies. if a guy should approach you, na ur packaging hin want. it is when u guys become friends he may/maynot decide to go further with u based on your character, intellect, discipline and true packaging.

Next time dont turn them down. flow along with them. along the line, he could be real. This is from a personal experience (as a guy)

Answer this questions honestly.

Why do u need a relationship?

What's ur body count

and I bet u would knw the reason it's been like this.

Hooornyy.

Oops....

i meant hungry.

topeontop:
micro, macro, stats. It was kinda tough man.

Wish you success..

Please how many questions were there??

benpuzzy:
None of the above just that "the Due Process Group" taught me all the ways to handle some policemen and their illegalities. One good thing about the Nigerian Police is that the ASPs and above are educated, once you tell your IPO that you want to see the DPO or the Area commander, he will start treating you with respect cos their reason for arresting you will implicate them, to be on a safer side, just search for any DPA centre in your environment and the Police will respect you.

Hmnnn. I learnt from that.

Due process Advocates. Do they really function?

The butcher will be charged for manslaughter.

You might wonder why..

It is because that is a country where there is law.

Regardless of the crime the deceased has commited, he has the right to be charged and found guilty first.

The butcher shouldn't have taken law into into his own hands.

He should have allowed the law do its job.

Unlike this our wonderful Naija country.

So far say dem talk say na thief, hin don die be that, no one cares.

benpuzzy:
Because that friend of yours doesn't know his right. I have succeeded to gain the respect of some of the police men in my area because i know even more than what they know. One tried to bite more than he can chew few days ago and landed himself into police cell for two days, he avoided my area for few days after his release cos he said it was a disgrace for a civilian to cause the detention of a policeman.

how did u do it??

you father must be a politician...

Ploutos:
Egbon e joor epp me with the past questions. Even if it's only 2012.

Edakun!

sent. seen??

Ploutos:
Pls what year is the MIT past question that you have?

2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012

Olfunmi90:
@bolabolabo... couldn't find anything on my pm.... pls send me your number and please resend the past question on MSc Parasitology and bioinformat to uniqueabiola@yahoo.com.... Thank you very much

I never said I had PQ on Msc parasitology

The one I have is MIT/PGD Comp science.

interview for Nigerian visa sounds funny.. Why in this world would your wife want a Nigerian Visa
I am not understanding something here.

iphone 7 is a NO,

The specs ain't great enough..

Waiting for next release.....

OLDHAM:
Have you seen any... Please keep me posted. thanks

Yes, I have. PM me

Dear all

Please anyone with PGD Comp Science past question?

It will be of great help

cc kalan