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juhan:
yeah i agree. Glasses makes some gals luk cute(lemme stop here b4 people tink im lez) while 4 guys oh where do i even start? I lyk guys dat wear glasses.....

I wear glasses..... buh, it is invisible...

Those two women must have been disappointed not to find Okpa and Abacha dere.

they decided to display the way dat man displayed inside Gtbank

mineANDurs:
If u r going to expect me to have 4 children and still retain my prebirth figure, have a job and do house chores as well. U beta have six car's and 6 packs, if not I will cruise ur six cars and makeout with ur best friend who has six 6packs.
Your choice!

Ordinary makeout I can live with dat baby.

Them don change the girl follow come sense for Alaba..

ode Buruku. Oponu. mtcheew

Honouring their falling heroes. lmaoo!!!

London has fallen kinda breast...

annoying and disgusting. *Spits*

chei! that very day ehn... I pictured my self doing fine bara.

Dont mind my Epistle, I am only trying to be detailed.

it was on a Sunday, I live at Lakowe, way after Ajah. the closest ATM is at mayfair (N50 Tfair away). I Had N200 on me.

I got to Mayfair thinking to myself "Nothing dey happen". At mayfair, there are only two banks, First bank and Sterling Bank. I proceeded to first bank, and it gave it's normal story because that bank can f*ck up very well "TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO DISPENSE CASH" I still gallant enter Sterling bank. I saw people withdrawing I felt relaxed. there were still abt 20people before me when it suddenly stopped dispensing. For 20mins I waited for it to start dispensing, I never knew I was jonzing. It was around 6:40pm by then.

since it wasnt yet late, I decided to go to Abraham Adesanya (N100 fare from mayfair) so I cld use the Gtbank ATM there close to Fidelity Bank to avoid bank charges. On getting to Abraham Adesanya at about 7:20pm, Gtbank decided to show me say dem dey watch my every move. It started showing me "ISSUE OR SWITCH INOPERATIVE" I knew it was network but was hoping it happened because I used Gtbank ATM (F*olish thinking). I tried Fidelity bank, omo the thing give me big ela. same thing "ISSUER oR sWITCH iNOPERATIVE". Mean while other people were withdrawing happily. I decided to try the next bank FCMB, that one no even on light.

I close eye swallow spit, chest out begin dey march go the next bank Zenith Bank beside Ajiwe Police Station. I tried my luck again, the same story "ISSUER OR sWITCH INOPERATIVE" by then, it was already close to 7:45pm and I had only N50 in my pocket. Tfare back to Lakowe is N100 by bus and N150 by car.

I used the N50 to take keke from Ajiwe to Ilaje. on getting to the Gtbank at Ilaje, sighting from afar, dere was no queue, I was super happy but still with the fear of wat I might find wen I get closer. I got closer and my fear became real. the 4 atms were OUT OF SERVICE. it was already past 8pm by then.

As this was happening, I knew I had to go to work (Ikoyi) the following day (Monday). Unfortunately, everyone in my house had no cash on them. infact two people had to transfer to my account so I could also withdraw for them.

I just gba kaamu and sat down at the Ilaje FCMB Atm waiting for gtbank network to come back to its senses. While I was there, there was another young man in my shoes. He told me he was on his way home hoping to withdraw his tfare from the ATM and then gtbank disappointed him.

The young man and I sat dere together gisting and hoping for the miracle to happen. and indeed after about 40mins the miracle happend. one LUCKY guy just got to the ATM With his gtbank card and withdrew like normal. I was suprised because everyone with gtbank Atm card cldnt withdraw. immediately I saw that d guy withdrew, i tried mine, lo and behold, I withdrew. I jumped up like I won Nairabet. the young man also withdrew. by then it was already 9pm.

We parted ways and I began my journey back home with a smile on my face and a thought on my mind. "what would I had done if I wasn't able to withdraw that night?"

That was my Experience.

journerman:
Brings back memories of 17years ago...success to u all

Wey I think say I don old. mine na jst 8yrs ago

at d end of games like this, I wish I could change my love for Arsenal......... #AgonyOfALoyalFan #TeamGunners

ahah, I can see my ATM card.. ghen ghen!

moreeee

pictures from Osbourne road..

the runners have come this far... 27km and still running.

He is just being dramatic.

denial of profession lmao!!!!

Donald Trump boasted Saturday that support for his presidential campaign would not decline even if he shot someone in the middle of a crowded street.

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," Trump said at a campaign rally here.

After the event, Trump declined to answer when asked by CNN to clarify his comments.

The GOP front-runner has repeatedly pointed to the loyalty of his supporters, many of whom tell reporters and pollsters that almost nothing could make them change their mind about voting for Trump in the presidential race.

source : http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/23/politics/donald-trump-shoot-somebody-support/


My Opinion : I Think this guys needs to be in a psychiatric Ward... I wld recommend Yaba left for him..

Lalasticlala wat do u think??

bigerboy200:
Lmao..Metuh go chop watery beans taya for that Kuje prison..

how long were u dere for?

what was your crime??

enieme:
when d sis was 4, she was twice as old as her which means 4×4=16. Thus she was 16 while her little sis was 4. Calculating the age difference : 16-4 = 12.
Therefore, when she is 100, the sis would be 12 years younger which means 100-12= 88
That was how I arrived at my answer.
Don't know if that is correct, I've always been a regular F'er at maths

oh boy, see jargon

she is 98yrs old....
kindly re-do your calculation.

I just got a mail from interswitch limited this evening and this was what I saw...

interswitch sef no wan carry last

'Back to Back' ti take over...

lalasticlala

wristbangle:
She for use beans na

jollof beans

harbibbibe:
kudos...this should make front page. ...#firsttocomment

lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala

how many times did I call u?
Kindly do the needful

I am very angry and that is why I am addressing
you. You are the source of my anger and I want to vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at the arrogance of your ignorance. Of all
nations of the world, you are to be most pitied.

Do you still wonder what you have done?
You don’t have an Ivy League education but
with the little below-standard education you got, all you could do with it is to write a
petition against someone with the benefit of an Ivy League education.

You can’t even run your personal economy as you’re almost always and perpetually broke yet you arrogate to yourself superior knowledge about the nation’s economy.

You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money - not for yourself - but for Mark
Zuckerberg (Facebook).

With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make
stupendous bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.

Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you will not be among because you are
too busy whining and complaining. And yet
about 60% of Nigeria’s 170m population are
below 35 years. Oh, what a waste!
By the way, Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started facebook.

Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is 31. He escaped from the
Rwandan genocide and relocated to Uganda where he started an IT business. Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35.

Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur,
started 30 websites in 3 years before he became successful.
The only thing you have ever started is an online petition.

Have you heard of Jason Njoku?
He’s 33 and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m investment into his company just a few years ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood films that you spend hours to watch online. He didn’t just hang around waiting
for Buhari to make something happen or
blaming Jonathan for not making anything
happen.

Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but while on the flight, he thought of the opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back after 6 months and today his company is valued at $30m. He’s 36.

Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix the problem. Stop listing all the problems - we know them already but what are you doing about them?

-Awolowo was 37, Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was 27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of independence of Nigeria.

In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala Mohammed (28),
TY Danjuma (28),
IBB (25), Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yaradua (23).

It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at 32 and Olusegun Obasanjo at 29.

You are in your 40s and you still sag your trousers.
Of course you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and
commenting while she smiles her way to the bank. She’s just built a house for her father in the village- just by you clicking on her gossip and sharing.

Your day is not complete without a stop by at her blog. She was as broke as you are but she turned a hobby into a business. Are you
that void of understanding?

You think those politicians have any regard for you?

That is why I referred to the arrogance of
your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe.
-You have a false estimation of yourself. You have an over bloated ego.
-You are only as good
as an election ticket - pure and simple.
-You are only good to used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway?

That is why they only remember you every four years. You are like a menstrual pad that is only useful during the menstrual period. Are you hurt? Okay, let me help you.

Have you heard of Professor Olusola Adeyeye before?
He is a Senator of the Federal Republic at the moment. But before he became a Senator, he was popular on facebook. Even more popular than so many latter day facebookivists. I was one of his many followers. He put up posts after posts and pander to populist thinking. Then he was elected and one of the first things he did was to deactivate his facebook account. Yes, you read me right. Deactivate.

How many times do
you still see El-Rufai’s tweets again? No longer regular? That is how it will dwindle until he disappears totally.

I’m not limiting it to the aforementioned alone and this is not about any party. They are all the same.
Yet you falsely believe your future is in the hands of one politician. You will grow grey hair
with that belief. And by the time you wise up, you’re on your way to the grave- not with a life expectancy of less than 60 years in this clime.

Can you see you have wasted your time? And possibly your life? See, people have been complaining since independence. And they will still complain in 4 years. Will you be among them?

I agree with my friend who said Nigerian youth need mental detoxification. And maybe I should add that you need a brain transplant. Let me give you another example. I’ve watched you try to pull some people down when you don’t like their face- or their comments. You report them to facebook. And they get pulled down.
Momentarily. Just momentarily.
Do you know why? Facebook knows those
people draw traffic. Their posts get huge numbers of comments. And with every comment and click, someone is making money. Will you allow your best customers to leave? That is why though facebook pulled down Adeyinka Grandson’s page, he was given a facebook fan page in return. Yes, a fan page. You need to get
a job and you need to get a life. There is life away from facebook or social media.
If you’re not making money from social media and you sleep on it, you’re merely existing- you’re not living. I have seen some of you take
selfish and pose in all manner of ways as you paste your photos on social media. Are you a
photographer or are you selling something that we don’t know? You’re unemployed because you’re unemployable. You don’t have skills.
Sorry, the major skill you have is that of pointing out the problems and debating about them. That’s a no brainer! You can’t even diagnose the problems properly.

You think Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala is your problem? You are a self-inflicted problem. You are afflicted with yourself and by yourself. If you’re looking for the reason why you are the way, you are - look no further than your mirror. Instead of occupying Nigeria, you should occupy your brain. The only witch chasing you from your village is you. It’s time to stop bewitching yourself.

Stop whining about lack of electricity or fuel. Do something about it. Every adversity has a
seed of opportunity embedded in it.

-Create something. Invent something. Start something.
Read up a book. Write a book. Take advantage of the present situation.

Nigeria is a huge market. Nigeria is a virgin market. Waiting for you. Unleash yourself. Release your passion. Follow your potential. Invent your way to prosperity. Stop waiting for government, government only needs you when they need your taxes. Don’t depend on welfare.

People who depend on welfare don’t fare well. You think you lack capital? No, the problem is not lack of capital but lack of ideas. Just today,
two men stepped into my wife’s office selling
the new portraits of Buhari and Osinbajo.

That’s someone grabbing an opportunity and seizing the moment. I have a friend who started out by offering after-school lessons to kids on her street- now she has a school.

I know a lady who was indigent and self-sponsored on campus. Each night, she soaked beans and made ‘moin-moin’ in the morning for
sale on campus. I bought out of the moin moin as well as some other students and that was how she paid her way through University.

Enough said... Information is power.

cc
Lalasticlala
ishilove

his shoe is just like one of does takwa bay canoe....

I just stumbled upon the 2016 budget y'all have been searching for...

lalasticlala kindly pass it across to the appropriate government body in charge...

one young man lost his life in dis accident at the hospital due to internal injury.....

RIP to the dead

Corruption has been described as Nigeria’s major problem, hindering development, creating a wide gap between the rich and the poor. While the majority wallowed in poverty, few in government pocketed our commonwealth.
Here are some of the biggest corruption cases and allegations that shook Nigerians in 2015 as compiled byGreeennews.ng.

Dasukigate

Former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki

Perhaps one of the biggest scams in the history of Nigeria as the APC –led federal government opened a can of worms when it decided to probe the spending of arms fund under the immediate past administration of the PDP.

Sambo Dasuki and four others are standing trial for allegedly laundering and diverting $2.1 billion (N546 billion) arms fund. This is enough to fund the 2016 proposed budgets of Ebonyi, Kebbi, Sokoto, Edo, Yobe and Ekiti states altogether.

The arms scandal became even more worrisome as media organisations were also caught in the scam. Although, the media organisations, mostly newspaper publishers, claimed the money was meant for compensation for the damages the Military cost them in 2014. Some of the media organisations are now returning N9million each to the Office of the National Security Adviser though NPAN.

Diversion of One Trillion by Former EFCC Boss, Ibrahim Lamorde

Former EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde

The stain of corruption did not spare anti-graft agencies as former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibrahim Lamorde, was accused of fraudulently diverting over N1tn proceeds from corruption recovered by the agency.

A petition by George Uboh alleged that part of the diverted fund included the loot recovered from a former Governor of Bayelsa State, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha; and ex-Inspector-General of Police, Tafa Balogun.

Lamorde, who is yet to clear his name in the scandal, was later sacked as EFCC chairman on the 9th November 2015 by President Muhammadu Buhari.

3 NIMASA N2.6Billion Scam


Former NIMASA DG, Patrick

Former Director-General of the Nigeria Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA, Patrick Ziadeke Akpobolokemi and five others staff of the agency are currently standing trial on a 22-count charge for allegedly stealing the sum of N2.6 billion belonging to NIMASA.

Embarrassingly, Akpobolokemi on December 14 resisted re-arrest by the EFCC within court premises after he was granted bail by the court. The drama which was caught on tap went viral on social media as EFCC operatives forcefully dragged Akpobolokemi into a waiting van.

Akpobolokemi is in EFCC custody and his awaiting trial.

$1 billion missing monthly – Sanusi

Former CBN Governor and Emir Of Kano, Sanusi

Nigerians could not but screamed when former Central Bank Governor and Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, revealed that about $1bn (N260bn) went missing every month under former President Goodluck Jonathan.

The former central bank governor, said this during a programme entitled ‘How a cancer of corruption steals Nigerian oil, weapons and lives’, which aired on The PBS NewsHour, an American daily evening television show.

The monarch said many dirty and shocking deals took place under the immediate past Minister of Petroleum, Diezani Alison-Madueke, who is currently being investigated in the United Kingdom.

“In Nigeria, there is no accountability at all and that is why I think Nigeria’s corruption is worse than corruption in most parts of the world. It is the worst type of corruption; It’s stealing”

“Frankly, I think a billion dollars under Jonathan a month was about what we were losing.” Sanusi said.

The allegation has not been investigated by Nigerian Government or Anti-graft agencies

N6 Billion Bribe To Christian Leaders

President Of Christian Association of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor

On the 4th of February 2015, The then Director-General, Buhari Presidential Campaign organisation, Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, accused some church leaders of taking N6 billion bribe from the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, to campaign against the presidential candidate of All Progressives Congress, APC, General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd).

Meanwhile, Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, and the PDP denied the allegation but in a twist, a Borno-based Pastor, Kallamu Musa-Dikwa, on February 19, said that the money that was given to Pastors by the [former] president was actually N7bn and not N6bn as alleged by Amaechi.

Illegal Diversion of $322million (N83.72 Billion) Abacha’s loot By Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan and Ngozi Okonjo Iweala

Former Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

Digging deep into the source of funding for the Dasukigate since the National Assembly never appropriated as much as $2.1Biliion for defence budget, it was discovered that Former Minister of Finance Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala approved the diversion of $322 million Abacha’s loot to former National Security Adviser (NSA) Sambo Dasuki to fund the purchase of arms to fight Boko Haram terror.

Okonjo-Iweala admitted transferring the money to Dasuki on approval of President Goodluck Jonathan but maintained that the money was to be treated as a loan.

Fashola’s N78Million Website Scam

Former Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola, SAN

How can a website cost N78Million Naira? Why is www.fashola.com being paid for by the Lagos state government? These were the questions on the lips of concerned Nigerians during the heat of Former Governor of Lagos Babatunde Fashola (SAN) controversial website upgrade.

The contractor, Info Access Plus, denied receiving N78 million for the website upgrade but said though it quoted N12.5 million for the upgrade of the website, www.fashola.com, it only received N10 million from the state government.

The former governor, Fashola later said in a statement that only N12 million was actually awarded for the upgrade of the site while other services such as the handover countdown clock, mobile apps for Google, for iOS ipad, for Microsoft, and Blackberry and the annual maintenance cost for managing the site make up the total of N78 million.

Mr. Fashola is now a Minister of the federal republic and the rest is history for now.

Saraki’s False Asset Declaration Scam

Senate President, Bukola Saraki

Just after emerging as the Senate President against the wish of his party, Bukola Saraki was arraigned by the Code of Conduct Bureau for alleged anticipatory declaring of assets owned while he was Governor of Kwara state in 2003.

Saraki was also accused of operating a foreign bank account while he was Governor, a punishable offence under the code of conduct act for public office holders.

After an Abuja High Court and Court of Appeal dismissed Saraki’s appeal to halt his trial at the Code of Conduct Tribunal, The senate President finally get an injunction from the Supreme Court ordering the CCT to stay proceedings on Saraki’s trial.

The Supreme Court adjourned hearing till February 5.

CCT Chairman Alleged Looting

Code of Conduct Tribunal Chairman, Justice Danladi Umar

Another shocking corrupt allegation in 2015 was that of Code of Conduct Tribunal Chairman, Justice Danladi Umar who was accused of spending N15.2million CCT’s money to purchase a Toyota Prado Jeep “without following due process”, among other allegations in a petition received by the Senate

The petition came at a time when Umar was presiding over the trial of the Senate President Bukola Saraki for alleged false asset declaration.

However, since the beginning of hearing by the Senate House committee, the petitioners have failed to appear before the sitting.

N195 Billion Maina Pension Scam

Abdurasheed Maina

The anti- graft agency is investigating how the biometric contract allegedly awarded to streamline pension administration under Abdurasheed Maina actually became a conduit for stealing pension fund.

Alhaji Maina misappropriated billions of naira worth of pension funds, which he claimed to have recovered from pension thieves. The senate committee probing pension funds management accused him of mopping up pension funds of about N195 Billion from banks and depositing the money in his private accounts.

source: http://greennews.ng

Kelechi2020:
Thanks ..I got an invite...

u're welcome...

Wish u all the best.

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I was at dis event yday... Heirs holdings christmas party.... it was awesome.

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Olamide and OBO was also present....

I wonder how some people still get fat inside this economy.... smh