Beeb1e: Hello everyone, I got a call from a man in the Village (Elele, Rivers State) on Tuesday night, that we should look for a way to come and carry our mother as she has slumped and was rushed to a hospital, where she was in coma.
He explained to me that my mother went to demand for the payment of the debt the man is owing her and he angrily beat her up, he stripped her , tore her clothes, her underwear was torn too. I’m literally crying as I type this. Everyone that tried to stop him he chased with the machete. Now my dad is late , else he won’t have tried this.
I am in Lagos so I’ve not seen her my sister that was able to travel to Elele to see her sent me the pictures.
She is out of coma now, but still unable to sit or stand or talk. We also noticed she is bleeding from her private part.
We arrested the evil man with the Elele police but the community Igwe bailed him, he is a known person in the community and owns a hotel there.
I really want this man to receive this level of Physical pain or more, because my mum almost lost her life.
I don’t know what to do or how to go about getting justice for her.
GistMedia0: A video has shocked many online, showing a Nigerian lady with a tongue that stretches out really far, just like a snake's!
In the video, the woman displays her incredible tongue, which can move in ways that most people can't even imagine. It's so long and flexible that it's hard to believe!
Go to trade fare and see how street retailers are ripping us off big time.
My wife bought her body cream CT+ at the rate 2100 at trade fare yesterday while in our area retailers are selling it for 3700.
Kk brothers soap my wife bought the pack for 7k(6pieces) while one is sold for 1700 by retailers.
Her sanitary pad she bought 1 pack at the rate of 1050 while retailers sell for 1700.
Even strike bitters sachet pack(20 pieces) wey I dey always use console myself i buy for 2000 she got it for 1450.
Note she didn't even buy at carton price but at pack price because if she was buying in carton the price would be lower that than.
Just yesterday I bought a derica of rice on my way back home for 900 around oshodi terminal while the seller in my street is still selling for 1300 despite price of bag of rice coming down.
We are own problem.......everyone is wicked in this country.
Half bag of rice in my area at ajah today in one nonsense super market is 52k which is too expensive
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
NairaOcean: A boyfriend caught his girlfriend in the act of infidelity, all thanks to an accidental phone call. The unsuspecting girlfriend, who forgot to end the call after informing her boyfriend that she was busy and would call him back later.
Little did she know that her phone was still connected, allowing her boyfriend to overhear intimate conversations and noises coming from her end. What he heard next left him stunned and heartbroken – his girlfriend was engaging in sexual activities with another man.
You talk too much You are once a governor of Anambra state. Instead of you to invest in Agriculture you invested in beer now you are talking nonsense. I can stone this man oo
Rebuker: A Lagos-based lady has posted a video showcasing the various food items she purchased for N300,000. The food items, including meat, onions, spaghetti, among others, were spread out on the floor of her kitchen.
The lady mentioned that she typically purchases her foodstuffs on the island. However, due to the current state of the Nigerian economy, she decided to buy them on the mainland this time.
The lady is asking whether you think the items she purchased are worth the price or if they are too expensive for 300k
Mikuni: When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.
I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:
Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?
Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.
Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc
If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.
If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.
So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!
I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."
If u like stay single for the rest of ur life that is ur choice and u will still die
jeromestarks: I live in abakaliki and I can confidently tell you that the only thing that N50 can buy in my area as food is a tiny sugar. I can't even buy garri with 50 bucks.
Truths9ja: Omo this one hit me ooooo. Nigeria tenants over to you
“As a tenant, you shouldn’t own a car, except it’s for business” – Nigerian Lady says (Video)
In a video clip, a Nigerian lady has come online to advise tenants not to own a car while living in another man’s house except it is for business.
The lady identified as @kemysneh stated that a tenant is not suppose to own a car while living in a rented apartment owned by another man, if the tenant does not own a land or house.
She noted the only genuine reason for a tenant to own a car is to create business or make ends meet. One shouldn’t own a car if it will be use for mobility and enjoyment. She advised the money should be invested on land or purchase a house. Land appreciates unlike car that depreciates and cost more expenses.
Revealing in the video, the lady mentioned ranging amounts at which a tenant can acquired a land or house in underdeveloped areas at affordable price. She also added that paying of house rent at an old age won’t be easy or sending messages to the children when rent is due will be seen as a thing of embarrassment.
She emphasized that it is important for tenants to make plans for their future and create opportunities or investment because it is absurd paying rent in another’s man house at an old age.
boysy: This is the banana I bought in Akwaibom at the rate of #1000 while on official visit today. I resides in Portharcourt and I use to buy this at #3,500. Akwaibom is indeed blessed.
Chevrolet076: After more than 15 years since I visited a beach (Eleko beach), I anticipated seeing and having the usual beach feel of strong roaring foamy waves, very cold winds that can sweep you off your feet, the wide expanse of water so wide and so blue that connects to the sky as far back as your eyes can see, hundreds of sea creatures especially crabs running back into the sea as it recedes, the freedom of trekking kilometers down both sides of the sea, the non-existence of any foreign thing like tractors, restaurant etc close to the sea... Just the traditional dishes and feel.
Everything is so bad that I just felt I wasted money on overrated stuffs.
No roaring waves, no cold winds, swimming pool-like water waves and forced waves from the jet skis and boat l cruise. Green colored sea filled with sea weed Cans, bottle, food pack littering everywhere Guys with intimidating looks smoking up and down Loudspeakers playing useless music and disturbing the peace of the sea, Almost non-existent sea shells. Except for few tiny ones Tractors everywhere with security guard threatening you if you dare to cross over to landmark side Sand heaped on all four sides of the sea making it look like a swimming pool. Imagine a whole beach o
Everything has been monitized and the beach is so small that it's choking.
You can only have fun by buying overpriced things. Boat cruise at 3k, horse riding for just a short distance at 2k per person, one tiny suya at 2k, entry fẹẹ increased to 2k as well.
If not for the other families that came with football which we started playing, what would my holiday look like?
It is well. I just think not everything should be monitized and milked so it loses its natural feel.
Felt so bad for nature. The beach's sadness penetrated through my bones
Has anyone experienced this? Any idea of a good beach that is still an actual beach?
egobetter4me: I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.
I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.
When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.
Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will. After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.
My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.
We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.
We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)
I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.
I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.
My life is so miserable!
Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.
Go for ur master and stop having sex with her or use condom if kanji hold u
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by bolademi(m): 8:58pm On May 06
till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire.