@alex
correct ! 100% phat rhymes.
lets see whether tianshit will respond or chicken out or accept u as his oga!

@rapsody
for the first time i boldly accept that ur verse is sick!you murdered the verse.

Alexpissu:

@Tianshit

You good at recycling verses cause urs got more trash than Waste Bin

Alexpissu is a human he won't battle Tianshit the KASPER
Matter of fact  Nairaland knows u always Disapper

alex that line is mad. nairaland knows he would dissapear. thats ill. he even admires your lines. oga

@alexpussi lets do it ma nigga . one love

alexpussi they said ur shots are rated heavy
but against me u still couldnt score goals like shevi (shevchenko)
i am the most lyrically broke, ~am acclaimed to be as light as the chicken feather
my flows unchangeable ~am totally unpredictable like a lagos weather
lyrically retarded they all call me ~i changed my title to the most retarded nairaland rapper
alex is wearing no clothes~~even if i gave u ten yards ~you still wouldnt sow ur mommas wrapper
Call me the boredom erazer, make no mistakes I’m gonna put this alexpussi kid away
alex is asking for credits?~No one uses "Mastercard" cause "Visa" is the only useful way
you call urself a top battle rapper?save our time i will debit u like the master i am
wanna know why they call me broke? cos My lines are so "sick" that they nicknamed me the sickler
ur bars are lifted, if you couldnt pay royalty ~how u gonna pay the fcukin patent
am similar to a surgical doctor, alex is the latest to be operated watch how i lose my patience (patient)
trooe is always complaining that menike rap lines got profanity
i battle for ego ,trooe called me the most handsome attention seeker
trooe is a bitch?~ eeeno no? ~~ by any means ama get her ass hook line & sinker !


alex u accept ?

wow alex thats way too sick, i believe tianshie will have problems standing up to u. let me make it easier. enuff comedy and drama. its all fun we want. let the battles return . ladies and gentlemen its TIANSHE VS ALEXPISSU OLD SCHOOL VS NEW SCHOOL .see the link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-119936.0.html this is the first battle after the rap threads environmental sanitation of sharn , the .battle is now upping for votes. pls lets all vote objectively

@wordsmith
dont be mad at me , am just having fun, am born again now, if only u will allow me be.
no more drama . lets return to battling. the thread sanity is here. sicne seun has banned the comedy drama starter sharn06.
dont be mad at me boy , am just having fun, no long thing.

we debated on whether the new school rappers are better than the old school. so we matched two heavyweights together to do their battle .
ladies and gentlemen i present TIANSHE VS ALEXPISSU. THE BATTLE IS ON . UPPING FOR VOTES .

RULES:
1.16BARS
2. NO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE

THE USUAL BATTLE RULES APPLY. LETS GO

Wordsmith:

Keep hyping yourself retard, don't worry, just 2 slugs will end your misery. . .

wordsmith careful what u wish for , cos u just might get it . bitch

ITS BEEN LONG SINCE BOLABROKE WRECKED THE MIC ON MENIKE'S THREAD.
TIME TO SHOW MY NAIRA FRIENDS WHY I AM THE MOST POPULAR, THE MOST ANTICIPATED . check it


my rap freestyle screams bars louder than when t-pain was in nigeria
how you gonna see an online spirit who never even exists
am a changed man now , its love i give now /so haters dont even persist
my bars keeps flowing/ u wanna help me/nigga i dont need an NBA assist
a magic like johnson, i flow on mic(mikes) like i was river jordan
no retreat no surrender , u didnt hear m?e/ i aint kanye , so i dont[b] emphasise [/b]
this is just a freestyle men so dont let your pressure rise
my yoghurt is obtained from cows so they aint even pasteurised
whenever i grab the mic i turn myself into an iron-bender
i dont serve yall daily tea unlike i-shine so dont mistake me for a bartender
i make niggas immobile by breaking their car-venders
a legend killer i am . unlike nas i can never say i am
wwe finishing moves like john cena falling to randy orton's neck-breaker/
i watch prison break too so i aint a mother suckin jail-breaker
been combolising this niggas like i was cinder's combo breaker
am like killer instinct, an american werewolf like saber,
mike tyson fighting style like combo's , my rich ass wont stop gettin them cheddars
i wash them soaps' like them females watch 'operas '
dont be mistaken i aint the richest female 'oprah '
been installing pain in niggas like bill gates opening 'windows'
i keep niggas with guts indoors ,
they heard of me , and they cant even puff their indos
i mix yoruba with phonetics niggas usually fink i spit innuendos
am a queen descendant ,dont mistake me for a shop attendant
i give my gurls gifts cos they still love ma bling-bling pendants
i am born again now, i am not that unrepentant
a robotic giant like voltron , i also use them condoms
peter frys my pans like i orchestrated the battle of endor
my cv and resume' speaks volume ,check my cv and tell me exactly when to resume
dont get me twisted , i aint no hater but a baller, let nobody presume to assume
am like dino crisis , rappers living in resident evil , dont know who exactly to consume
a torpedo giant i am , my name brings more disaster than a 'cat-rina' volcanic earth-quake ,
i am fucking unstoppable , since day one been giving them metal gear snipers headaches
the mere sound of my name waters most of my mates with severe heart-aches
a snake like liquid , a solid like metal, my gear is still solid
i am more severe than da illest migranes
am just like po-deep / i stick my words in too deep like cool j into this niggas motherfcukin men -brain (membranes)
i luv ma gurl in january i dump em again in da month of valentine
a heatbreaker like shawn michaels, i keep breaking harts like bret
i put full stops to romantic relationships like (.)
a punchline master i am , yall shouldnt be surprised, i am still an exclamation like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the name they all wanna love to hate is bolajibroke
cos whenever i touch the microphone ~~the microphone checks!

lol. modenine this saucekid that . even modenine dey hide for him room dey listen to saucekid songs. 9 be like wow this sauce na naija ooooooooooo.
i wish sauce can see this sef. that boy dont knw th kind of crowd /fans he has in just one year of giving us what we want
good music . period
sauce i feel u jare .make una wait for farabale remix video. una go hear am !
so much that even modenine went to add sauce in his youtube friend list. game recognise game . una dey hear dey maga una sef.

@skingo
and skingo ,,them no sabi say na laugh u dey use them laugh. comdians

@olayokun and tosinadeda
, wetin dey shele .which side una dey. how una sch?

@javalove
take time there

@bolajibroke
wetin dey happen baba agba

MENIKE U GOT A BABY ? THATS FABOLOUS MEN .
SORRY ABOUT MAMA WHEN U WERE 4. U TRIED O

if only they had listened to alex when he created the settle all beef thread. now yall can see the decay here like that in the nigerian society

but anyway let me propose the way forward:
1. everyone should turn a new leaf including me
2. we will all battle and not make personal comments on anyone or call anyone retard or other similar words
3. we all need to accept that this is not the real world and its just to entertain and while away idle time.
4. unconditional love amongst all members
5. forget the past and everyone who tasi you before and move ahead. life goes on. remember 2pac and biggie?
6. no one should be taken as the bad egg of the family.
7. everyone should abolish and abandon whatever split or double personalities or whateva . they all know themsleves
8. no malicious comment or insult by some group of people on another group
9. no online factions , clique or mafioso set up
10. no gang up and no one should be evicted
11. no one should get personal anymore. no reference to this suggestions to spite anyone.
12. we should all just battle with love and have fun
13. we should all act matured and leave all forms of retarded, childish,or notice me behaviour
14. no double entry into the world cup by anyone not even the suspected names. including the usual suspects
15.finally lets forget the past and not provoke anyone at all, we should not insult one another.
16 a YIm conference to settle all scores and make up which every mc must participate in .(time to be agreed)
17. a new nairaland world cup 2008 should be created where every MC must participate in (appointment of a judge by consensus who must not participate)

@hybrid
not only the rap threads . HIPHOP GENERALLY. HIPHOP IS DEAD. CAN U IMAGINE SOULJAH BOY WAS NUMBER ONE ON THE CHARTS?
ITS LIKE SAYING BJBROKE IS NUMBER ONE. NAIRALAND RAP THREAD AND HIPHOP IS TRULY DEAD!

lol ur so funny
lol u new guys are very very very funny

if only they had listened to alex when he created the settle all beef thread. now yall can see the decay here like that in the nigerian society

but anyway let me propose the way forward:
1. everyone should turn a new leaf including me
2. we will all battle and not make personal comments on anyone or call anyone retard or other similar words
3. we all need to accept that this is not the real world and its just to entertain and while away idle time.
4. unconditional love amongst all members
5. forget the past and everyone who tasi you before and move ahead. life goes on. remember 2pac and biggie?
6. no one should be taken as the bad egg of the family.
7. everyone should abolish and abandon whatever split or double personalities or whateva . they all know themsleves
8. no malicious comment or insult by some group of people on another group
9. no online factions , clique or mafioso set up
10. no gang up and no one should be evicted
11. no one should get personal anymore. no reference to this suggestions to spite anyone.
12. we should all just battle with love and have fun
13. we should all act matured and leave all forms of retarded, childish,or notice me behaviour
14. no double entry into the world cup by anyone not even the suspected names. including the usual suspects
15.finally lets forget the past and not provoke anyone at all, we should not insult one another.
16 a YIm conference to settle all scores and make up which every mc must participate in .(time to be agreed)
17. a new nairaland world cup 2008 should be created where every MC must participate in (appointment of a judge by consensus who must not participate)

@trooe
who the eff are you that menike and maverik are begging to impress you

Alexpissu:

@Tianshit a.k.a king of nairaland clowns.


Even bolaji at his prime is still your aaronical
Your hope of defeating me is bleeped like Enyimba to Arsenal
Only time u come hard is when i pour acid on your asternal

2 nairaland your presence aint felt like Kasper the ghost

alex if u cant freestyle just sleep off jeje. why are you trying to force rhymes , which one is asernal-asternal. na by force?

dude why are u mentioning my name in your verse. if u got a problem with tianshie why dont u face him the nairaland way.
ladies and gentlemen its time for TIANSHE VS ALEXPISSU old school vs new school

@maverik
interesting. so u fnk i can do well as a publicity sec. one more thing i wanna know is what u undrstand by the word ''spamming thread""
is this really what i do? the last time i checked i battled giants up in this booth, i brought more drama and comedy than mary j blige . so ur definition of spamming needs to be explained to all.

whateva is not panadol can neva be the same as panadol.
long live king broke !

alex is a smallie. he cant contest wit me. he should take the easy way out. he should just chicken out like menike chickened out .popopopopo

and thats the undisputed heavyweight champion bolajibroke which menike is scared of

alexpissu
BLA BLA BLA BLO BLO BLO
SEMANTICS, RHETORICS AND FROGOLARISTICS
nigga if u wanna shoot shOot dont talk,
u wanna battle me ?.then accept the battle alexPISSU vs bjbroke. LONG TIME COMING

I DONT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH COS I AINT A DEMOCRAT. COME OUT BOLDLY IF UR MAN ENUFF

ALEXPISSU VS BJBROKE LONG TIME COMING . THE FINAL SAGA

i didnt mention his name either. it was a warning shot to whom it may concern

@mav
coolu temper. am just tryin to get mentally dope so that i can rap wit so much crack. lol. dont blame me men am a product of my environment

warning shots @alexshiton you/alexpussi on you,alextissue paper

bitch homo alex your lines are quack cos u got parrot beaks
ur mouth is too wide you talk too much trash even at ur peak
this mofcuker got kwashiokor inside his mothercukin mouth
he got body rash- empty verses like a desert on drought
alexpistolpussi goat you is a pussi ass fool
u wanna be like me u wanna battle heavyweights too?
point of order fool menike shouldnt have beaten your lines
i am a battle rap giant ama send u to the gravevines
menike at his wackest would still shit in this alexpussi mouth
everybody asks who got the biggest losing streaks
i-shine bullshitted ur ass like he was eating suya sticks
alextissue was the mentioned name cos ur so full of shit
ur lines are lame they like a cripple trying to climb the roofing sheet
this loser always end up behind ,cos he always bust from the yansh
alexpussibicth is like chocolate ur bars are so milky punkass ama fuckin marsh
u got battle problems? i got a million problems solvers
my bars bust torpedo rockets alexpussi shoots ejaculating revolvers
no one is known to ever defeat me
A1,B1,c1 rappers , they all fall in line after me
alex is a losing bitch he always falls with a smile
next time u front ama throw u into the motherfcukin river nile

warning shot, keep ur mouth shut or

mic check

mic check

lol