Alexpissu:


Bolaji told u the only way u win battles is by pissin out ink/
How u gon do that between u and Bolabroke u the weakest link/
Bleep metaphors and punchlines your shit still ain't exist like fiction tale/
u want metaphors get inside the mouth of a whale/
your lyrics only cut through when u slice your mouth wit scissors
Seun just issued u your ticket 2 hell stop screaming Jesus

why are you using my name in your punchlines ??

download the funniest yahoo song ever . just listen to it .

http://rapidshare.com/files/88245020/grupo_marrano_-_pluma_gay_funniest_yahoo_song_ever.mp3

@biszrl4ril , the person asking for guitarman oya take
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245014/GT_The_Guitarman_-_Truely.mp3

http://rapidshare.com/files/88245011/9ice_gongo_aso.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245012/Asa_-_Jailer_-.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245013/Charlie_Boy_s_latest_-_Ninja_Bike.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245015/Lord_of_Ajasa-_Esa_Lobade.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245016/Mike_Okri_-_Rhumba_Dance.wma
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245017/soty_Malaria.wma
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245018/shola_allyson_01_aye_o_fe.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245019/Darlene_Zschech_-_Shout_to_the_Lord_-_07_-_My_heart_will_Trust.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/88245020/grupo_marrano_-_pluma_gay_funniest_yahoo_song_ever.mp3

alex neva reply ? he be like say oldsync don send alexpistol /alextissue paper go elewe-eran prison abi na kirikiri he go?

lol aint that funny . your roomates are hiding behind ur school shadows. na primary 3 una dey ? abi na hostel small boys.

lol. very funny rhymes, worldbest is in deep trouble.
nawa o .old sync na everybody you wan battle ?  try and beat them all the grandmaster is waiting !

@oldsync
if you beat menike and wordsmith . you will earn a right to face me immediately . set a thread for you against each of this 2 guys and beat them if u can ,

a girl sang it . not alariwo

chiogo that is so sick !

eldoublo will beat po-deep for sure .let podeep burst first abi is he scared ?

@oldsync
he wants to come to his rescue. oldsync just set up wordsmith vs oldsync and whoop his stinkin ass .they call him the wackest in the land .

PO-DEEP VERSE IS EVEN WACKER ! WAKA
WHY IS PO-DEEP FORCING PUNCHLINES. ? IT IS NOT ABINIBI IT IS ABILITY

OLDSYNC WINS HANDS DOWN . THIS IS YOUR FIRST WIN OLDSYNC .CONGRATULATIONS .

its been ages since this nigga has been setting people to battle . its now time for him to dance to his own music and battle a girl . i hope he wont disgrace his manhood .jessica you have to go first  .

here are the rules :

1. 16 Bars (32 Lines only)
2. No irrelevant talks/comments
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. Battle of 2 rounds. in case of  a draw or tie round 3 settles it .
5. voting begins after round one
6. The final winner would be decided after the first 5 votes.
7. no whining in the case of defeat
8. no reference whatsoever to your opponent lines. no bitching, copying or biting
9. no external interference.
10. fair play

jessica you go first .

am actually trying to tell you that i aint in your level. smallie

eldee make i set a girl battle for you.? shebi hand dey hitch you u dey type nonsense
oya try ur luck

its eldee vs jessica

@young digi
your father . booyaka 1000times
you mean your 31 yr old fada and ur 40yr old ashy gbovo mother? . bastid

young digi oloshi olriburuku seeking attention . bastid

LMFAO. YOU BOTH SHOULD TAG TEAM AGAINST ME . I MEAN PO-DEEP AND WORDSMITH . 2 ON 1 . LMFAO
SINCE U CANT STAND UR   GETTIN WHOOPED.

LOL. WORLDBEST IS SCARED OF OLDSYNC .
WORLDBEST HAS CHICKENED OUT ON OLDSYNC.LOL
SEE THE BITCH WORLDWORST MAKING MOUTH ON BOLAJI IS EVEN A COWARD .LMFAO

@OLDSYNC
WHY DONT U SET IT UP SINCE HE IS SCARED . YOU CAN EVEN GO FIRST , SINCE HE IS SCARED

LOL .THAT SETTLES IT . ''THE UNQUESTIONABLE ILLEST'' GAVE IT TO SHARN .

@JESSICA
YOU WANT TO BATTLE ELDOUBLO? SET UP THE THREAD THEN . SEEMS U FINK U CAN BEAT HIM TOO .LOL

LMFAO. YOU BOTH SHOULD TAG TEAM AGAINST ME . I MEAN PO-DEEP AND WORDSMITH .
SINCE U WANNA FIGHT FOR UR

@eldee
thats the old bolajibroke , that was my wordsmith battle intro , you just copied and pasted it , my status has changed
do an intro that befits my newly acquired status

lol

bad temper is a loser .

lol .what an history .lol

SHARN DONT GIVE HIM . YOU SEE I TOLD U ITS SPOTTIE . JUST IGNORE HIM

yeah why dont u battle him tho. ?

YES BOTH OF YOU WANKSTERS SHOULD SLUG IT OUT ,. OLDSYNC VS JOO SKIRT. LMFAO

Sharn06:

HI.
Erm, have you realized there is actually a spell checker on Nairaland?
If u can't be bothered to type comprehensible lingo, please spear us all from brain racking
God Bless

ETHER .NICE ONE THERE SHARN. SPOTTIE JEALOUS HEAD
THATS ACTUALLY SPOTTIE DISGUISING. HE IS A JEALOUS HEAD .PUNK ASS BLOODY O. BLOODY ILLITERATE
GO TO SCHOOL FIRST AND GET AN EDUCATION BEFORE YOU BUMP HEADS WITH THESE GANGSTAS

you want me to introduce sharn to you ? check her profile. i will tell u more about her rap style and intros later

jess meet me online now. am now online .yim

otunba masta plan
that was some hot shit . rapping in broken , thats superb. omo get the inspiration quick quick o.

p.s we are not ajebotas , ok? when u see bolajibroke recognise one time . sho jasi?

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO BATTLE ME TO GET ELEVATED

here is a few lessons that may helpyou .
look for wordsmith vs bolajibroke the battle is titled warcraft or summ
or look at mailmalc vs wordsmith
or po-deep vs i-shine, or even bolaji-broke vs chiogo
those battles will teach you a lot on what is required to be a real battle mc.
i am sorry you shit is just too wack for my likening. i cant imagine myself stoopin so low to reply those wack lines

learn how to be creative with words, fabricate stuffs and make comparisms .let ur words be strong to hear and let it interest other people. like i said grow up first . you are doing keep . bust some more. but first go through those battles i listed first .
pls answer this first - what do u know about punchlines, imagery,metaphors, rhymes, multis,similes,delivery,wordsplay?