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theM16:
u say what? English please

thanks,but don't break your neck next time.

Mind you, it wasn't audio, "U SAY WHAT"

Haahahhaha!! Crazy shiit! Y'all think a certified ijebu guy like dbanj need nairaland to tell him how to maximize money.

For real? You celebrity STANS really go as far as typing dude should go broke? Man I wish you success as I've always wish myself and hommies.

Jregz:
really ? who didn't listen to the track ? I have the album,take a chill bruh.

if you have the album then you should know better.

Jregz:
Joe Cole is the best young rapper around (at least for me,prefer him to Kendrick),but come to think of it,Cole is bi-racial na, Why the hate ?

a diss at eminem and macklemore might not go well in the end.iggy might let this pass over because she's a dumb rapper who won't be able to get a rap battle bubbling against a 10year old.

J.Cole versus Macklemore --Cole wins

J.Cole versus eminem --- This gon be tough, I'm just gon take the back seat.


But J.Cole,WTF is wrong with you? no new song for how long ? yet you namedropping cos this folks are bagging awards after awards,abi you wan turn to Jay electronica ni ? LMAO .

As for iggy winning a Grammy,nothing is impossible, she beat eminem and Drake in two categories (Fav rap album and artist).I guess Cole is pissed cos he might never win a really big award AND THE GRAMMY......

Racial controversies for a new album ? pretty bad ...this just attention ,drop your album, I know 100+ folks who are getting your album,Get to work else iggy would be taking the Grammys and you would be praising yaself for being the best rapper in your songs

yall kiss wet pussies more than a juicy lettuces, yall talk rap with blank mind,bird brain,and narrow thought, yall should shut traps when its hip-hop, what yall know about hiphop? This music section is scared like a kid censoring the word PUSSY!(I know this spam-bot gon'censor PUCCY )

Now to the topic.

JCole aint dissing, he was only thumping on black rappers foot that they should stay true to hiphop,they should stop chasing some ridiculous crown that doesn't exist! I bet yall didn't finish the end of that track, yall just talk dirty like a left-out nagging chic amidst peer. What cole said was afterall with the whole crown fighting a white personality gon'clinch awards! What cole means is GRAMMY is shitty as it concerned in HIPHOP#AskNas!

So yall stop whinning like samuel peter to klichsko

Yall can finish the lines to get a deeper meaning than reading blogs#this place is full of cow dungs. Sirshymex come look out?

Cole ends. The verse with this ill verse,now tell me who is sick like unwanted hard dick!

We all kings
(We all kings nigga)
Kings of ourselves first and foremost
(True)
While the people debate who's the king of this rap game
Here comes lil' ol' Jermaine
With every ounce of strength in his veins
To snatch the crown from whoever y'all think has it
But rather than place it on his head as soon as he grabs it
Poof, boom, paow, it's like magic
With a flash and a BANG the crown disintegrates
And falls from the Earth from which it came
It's done
Ain't gonna be no more kings
Be wary of any man that claims
Because deep down he claims onto the need for power
But reality he's a coward
Ultimately he's scared to die
And sometimes so am I
But when I'm in tune with the most high
I realise
The fear lies in my lack of awareness of the other side
Today I know that we are the same
Are the same, you and I
Different kind of skin, different set of eyes
Two different minds, but only one God
(It's only one God nigga)
It's for all the kings
Cause deep down I know every pore just wanna be loved

Big ups to JOE FRAZIER

CaniiiceDim:
Written by Canice Dim

I am writing this with the aim of enlightening our ladies about their complaints that men can't do them a favour without asking for their 'kintis'.
If you happen to read it all, your eyes would open to a strange new reality.
Happy Reading!

Firstly, every human being seek REWARD in all they do.
-Christians and Muslims worship God because they seek the reward of HEAVEN.
-Philanthropists give out because the seek the reward of REPLENISHMENT and perhaps, PROTECTION.
Infact,
Anything that has no reward attached to it would remain undone. #‎fact‬

So, when men do women a favour, it is natural that they should also seek a reward.
Ok, let us understand here that IT IS NOT EVERY MAN THAT SEEK FOR SEXUAL REWARD FROM WOMEN FOR EVERY FAVOUR DONE TO THEM.
Yes....
Some men are actually not interested in sex with these ladies, but still,,, they render this help to ladies because they seek another type of reward.
Probably, a reward from God or for the sake of posterity.

Now, for the few that is not interested in any religious reward or any "shitty posterity"lol or even money,,, We have also observed that most, if not all of them go for sex as their reward.
And we re asking ? ....... WHY?

There is this saying that goes thus;
"Whatever you give to a guy is akin to saving it... But whatever you give to a lady is gone and gone forever"

Is the above saying true?
Let us examine why some men actually demand for sex from ladies;

1). SOME LADIES DO ASK FOR NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FAVOURS: This is so true,,, most ladies are actually "Freebies-freaks"
They don't like paying money for things they want.
Early this year, a young final year female student came to me to ask for a favour,,, I, thinking that it may be some assignments, asked her what she wanted, she actually told me that she wants me to write her whole project for her. Wow!
So I asked her how much she wants to pay me, and her response shocked me.
"Aah, bros na, you be my big brother na, just do it for me because of God"
Imagine!
I asked her to wait till 'next month' when I ll be through with some work.
She left and thankfully, she never returned.
Only a lady would ask for her Political Science project to be written for her, Free Of Charge.
Guys would never do that.
For a project I would have written for 30 to 50k, a lady asking that I write it for her free of charge, What exactly is her intention?lol

2). MOST LADIES FORGET GUYS THAT DO HELP THEM: While it is true that guys also are guilty of this, but we 'll concentrate on ladies for now. Check out all those ladies you did assignments for, and even wrote exams for them for free. They re now married shey?,,,
Some of them may even have married rich big men now,,, but here you are, still an applicant.
They could have influenced their hubby to make a single call that would secure a job for you, but No,,, they won't.
You re now (OYO) On Your Own.
Ok...
Let's not blame them too much, their husbands would question them dangerously if they make any rosy demand on your behalf.
So whether it's their fault or Not, the fact remains that, Most Ladies You Help For Free End Up Forgetting You.
By forgetting, I mean; She Never Makes Any Effort To Reward You For Old Time Sake.

3). LADIES GET EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED TO A MAN WHEN THEY HAVE SEX:
A certain governor's wife was once reported to be throwing lots of contracts to her oldtime school bestie (a guy),,,
it was later that news came out that the guy was responsible for all her academic hustles in school, back then. The guy also happened to be her "rump-mate".
Thanks to the hot rumps, Her excellency didn't forget the guyman. Lolzz
Now, it is a fact that sealing an agreement with a woman with sex tend to be more assuring than verbal agreements, provided that the guy doesn't hurt the lady deeply,,,
If the guy mixes those rumps with "NiceGuyism", the woman would never want to break the agreement they had.lol
NB: This is not a case of serious relationship oo,,lol

4). MOST WOMEN ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR SERVICES:
These are the less privileged ladies who actually has no dime to foot their bills. But then,
they should learn the act of gratitude to the few men that help them without asking for anything, as their ingratitude would make these men to see their help to them as a waste.

The Big Question For Us All Is;

How should ladies show gratitude to men that help them, apart from sex?
Or should guys, just like teachers, Wait for their reward in heaven?

na conji

constance500:
You hear so much about what’s acceptable to deal with in a relationship with a man, but sometimes a sista needs that same wake up call when it comes to her relationship with her friends. As in most relationships, people get comfortable and start treating people any old way, and when they do, you have to do something about it. But what’s tolerable and what things are you overreacting about? The situations discussed in this post could warrant the dismissal of a friendship, but they can also foster a good conversation that could help it improve and grow. If all your girlfriends are your ace boons for life in your mind and they do no wrong, then kudos! But if Tenisha that you’ve known from down the block since 5th grade is acting up too much (and it happens all the time to longtime friends), then this one’s for you.

People Forcefully Putting You in Their Drama
There’s a difference between someone wanting your opinion on the drama in their lives, and them actually putting you in it. Whether you’re caught in the mix of some he said/she said because your “bestie” decided to tell her boyfriend YOU were the one who saw him getting a bit too friendly with chicks at the gym, or if it’s you caught in between two of your friends, that’s not right. As if you don’t have enough of your own drama, a friend who brings you a lot of confusion is someone who might not need to be a part of your life anymore.

Dating an Ex-Boyfriend of Yours
It’s true: you don’t actually own anybody, and staking claim in human beings went out of style hundreds of years ago. However, if a good friend of yours wants to all of a sudden find love in a hopeless place with the fella that you once laid down with, shared secrets with and possibly were in love with at one time, that’s a little bogus. I know there might be a shortage of successful studs in their mind, but why go for the fish in the sea so close to home? I only say this in the case of a very good friend and not a random associate just because, if you were never really close with that person, that’s different. But as for your girl going for your old guy, it just comes off suspicious. You never know if these out-of-the-blue genuine feelings may have grown while you and your ex were still together…paranoia time! You all might need to have a deep talk about that one.

Making Disrespectful, Unwarranted Comments About Those You Love
So your girl isn’t a fan of your new boyfriend. Maybe they fell out about something and now she has beef, or maybe she just has beef because she thinks you can do better. It happens. But a friend who consistently tries to put the bug in your ear that said boyfriend isn’t this, isn’t that and is a piece of you know what–well, that needs to stop. Same goes for a girlfriend who thinks she’s slick and makes under her breath comments about other friends you have or even worse, those in your family. This type of chick is the one you might want to leave behind, because as much as she talks about others, who really knows what she’s been saying about you?

Trying to One Up You on Everything
Congratulations! You accomplished a major feat–obtained a job promotion, you’re engaged, you won some type of award! And while your family and others are geeked up and happy for you, your girlfriend is waiting for her turn to speak so she can s*** on your accomplishment. “I wasn’t going to say anything, but…” Just when you thought it was your moment to shine and have something of your own, homegirl is trying to be the center of attention. If she doesn’t have an accomplishment to match yours, then for some reason, she’s not really happy for you. What’s that about? She’s selfish. It’s definitely something that can be addressed before a friendship has to be disposed of, but do something fast–because that mess is not cute.

Sharing YOUR Business With Others
Remember the time you told your homegirl about your little rendezvous with the cute guy that lives downstairs in your building? Well, now he knows that you think he’s horrible in bed and is now dissing you to anyone that will listen. Sure, you only told said homegirl, and did so in confidence, but she somehow brought it up in a conversation and the allegations of his lack of pre-intimacy spread like wildfire. This kind of friend is a danger–not only to your reputation but to your sanity. Friends are individuals you should be able to trust in and ultimately be able to confide in, but the one who always has to apologize for bumping her gums will probably hurt you more than help you.

Not Being a Team Player
A main factor in being a good friend is being there when people need you. However, an even better friend (not just the bare minimum homie) is one who makes an effort to be around in general to hang out. You have all these ideas of great bars for you all to check out, poetry events to kick it at, movies to see, but everytime you bring them up she’s not feeling it. Not because she can’t afford to come along, or because she always has other plans, but because she just doesn’t have an interest in compromising or doesn’t feel like it–consistently. While I’m never really feeling the idea of going to see a Harry Potter film with a grown a** woman, if said grown a** woman is one of my good friends, I can find it in my heart occasionally to sit and chat about wizardry and Quidditch (look it up).

Not Considering Your Feelings
As with a boyfriend, it’s one thing for people to hurt your feelings, talk about it, apologize, and move forward. However, we all know it’s unacceptable for that same scenario to play over and over…and over. Same goes for a good friend. Someone shouldn’t have to remind you 800 times why certain things, jokes, whatever, make them uncomfortable. It should be understood at some point, and if you’re down to be a good friend, accepted. Those who just continuously do what they want and apologize only when things have blown way out of proportion (and need to be talked to by outside people) can’t really care as much as they pretend to. You live, you learn and then you let them go.

do you mean "No flex zone"??

To identify the phone g--spot

From what that guy wrote just now! Damn! This hoes aint loyal#basedOnATruStory

Man I can feel your pain! From her previous post where she mentioned "I will repay him the school fee if that's what he wants" such statements is bad from a cheap sluut! Imagine!

Yall feminist saying yall gon'bug his life to mess! I bet yall won't apply force, why did yall think biatch never applied force? Cause she knows she's sick and faulty! Yall just act rambunctious! Do you think some guys give a half-quater fuuuck?

Dude just delete it! I bet ya' after wedding,she still gon'Bleep around! When you hear the news,dude you do make the last laugh, cause the biatch gon' be getting served from the marriage.

Permit to ask this, are there no other event centres in nigeria except eko hotel? For example, when you watch where BET,MTVs etc want to host an event, a lot venues,not waiting for one to finish before others! Is ATL,NY,LA,MIAMI,CHICAGO! I mean we watch these events on TV's!

Jidefido:
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning... that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; take charge.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent...

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, when you marry, if you live a bachelor-life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending your money on those tiny leg grlss that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you even when there was no money, not those always asking for more.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mum father’s house, to call her out, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, whenever your girl changes, if it's because of money, then she wont be a good wife.

13. My son, your mother, rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, make her see reasons to change until u get tired.

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, handle your issues.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old

I can't keep up with 10 commandment, you expect 22? Wtf!

jideflash:
Wtf. So sad. Why death is so cruel to the good. RIP to a great achiever

how do you know he was a good person? Why death is so cruel to people.

Rip to that man.

herald9:
Did you escape from Yabaleft?

no be so brother, innit bawo! For naija? Abegiiii! Make dem no dey form posh! Street lawa!

Missmossy:
Number one seems innit for me.

I see " innit " for your post,I think say you be britico! Not until I check the location "lasgidi" I still no come believe,until I saw the wiring in that room, poor job by the electrician though, instantly I knew you just a homebased super falcon.

SMALLPENIS:
we here in Uzbekistan don't know wizkid, is it the name of a wine, missile or SMG

SMG Do you mean SINZU MUSIC GROUP??

Wahala go sidon,somepeople go dey disturb am!

My way of life,don't intrude others life.
If you tell me you want to cook rice and add sugar? I will say its good, I won't tell you not to, I believe life is a choice,we only choose what we like. I don't believe in we don't know wrongs from right, or expecting someone to tell you the right way to trail.

rosebase:
I prefer dark guys, beside, my bf is more handsome dan him. nice car thou

that picture, "Boyfriend"?

Who are all these holier than thou on this thread sef!! In one or two occasions, a guy would have talked about his sexcapades with his friend, is just a male thing. So far the girl in question is still a girlfriend. Want kind of commitment do you want to have with a freebies girl"olosho kind of girl" you talk about how you shag her brain out so your friends will also get part of the freebies.

I do it, my friends does it, and in those ways I don chop passed down babes and they also don taste my passed down babes, and this sh-t hasn't stop me from making money.

After all, its a mans world.

alexis007:
(smiles from ear to ear and feels pleased with himself,suddenly becomes sober again and ask)...Mr. cork, this kind of grammar you are posting eh....'finally a real man who GET it'....i can't speak this kind of grammar even if i'm given 1million naira to do so.....is this how you guys speak london?

do people now speak london sir?

jjk24:
yea used to!! Den moved to blender! Y u ask!?

I want you to assist me with vray render, is blender better than sketchup

jjk24:
Check out pes 2015

bro abeg do you use sketchup very well also?

XketchDesigns:
Yeah.. it's been a very busy couple of days for me. I am actually working on something big and awesome. When I am done, il share it.

bro please, can I get "Vray render" from you, I work perfectly with sketchup,but still willing to upgrade myself, but you know the beauty of a design is rendering. I'm more into the building design though studied computer science, can I get a vray plugin from you? I don't really like "shaderlight render". Well I learnt everything just on youtube also. Thanks