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Health / Re: When Did You Start Growing Beards? by Bolt3(m): 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Whoa are there actually men who don't have beards |
Health / When Did You Start Growing Beards? by Bolt3(m): 7:35am On Nov 16, 2014 |
I am 18 and I only have few strands of hair on my face. Most of my friends(who are my age mate) already have full beards. They sometimes tease me about it. So I just want to know if am alone. |
Romance / Re: I'm Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Today. In Fact Now. (reasons) by Bolt3(m): 5:14am On Nov 11, 2014 |
englishmart:Am not that stupid. |
Romance / Re: I'm Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Today. In Fact Now. (reasons) by Bolt3(m): 8:30pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
MzPreshie:The OP is very intelligent because he created such a brilliant fake story. |
Religion / Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by Bolt3(m): 4:46pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
RIP you had a huge impact on my life and that of people around me. Hope to meet you in heaven. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Different Responses For The Question "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road". by Bolt3(m): 6:15am On Nov 08, 2014 |
Whose answer was the best? |
Jokes Etc / Different Responses For The Question "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road". by Bolt3(m): 6:05am On Nov 08, 2014 |
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road...ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL *** FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA ! HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing? AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? |
Romance / Re: Ladies Why Do You Enjoy Kissing So Much? by Bolt3(m): 3:46pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Si because yemi alade sang about kising, everyone is now talking about kissing. |
Properties / Re: Dangote Reduces Cement Price To N1,000 by Bolt3(m): 7:48am On Nov 03, 2014 |
It a lie, he is simply responding to changes in demand a business man always has a motive behind every move. |
Education / Re: 15 “facts” That Have Changed Since You Were In Primary School by Bolt3(m): 5:57am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Nice although I already know most of them. |
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 12:32am On Nov 01, 2014 |
OXYGENO1:You can argue all day that the earth is flat, but that won't change the fact. |
TV/Movies / Re: Chinedu Ubachukwu Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 11 by Bolt3(m): 3:52pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
richardjemedafe1:That's because we are fearless. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
OXYGENO1:I would have been happy if Nigerians were blacker than ghanians but thats not the cases. You have to understand that being black is not equal to being ugly. Black is beautiful. |
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 11:07pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
AzontoGhost:Thats more like it we should be proud of our colour not ashamed of it. This trend make feel really ashamed. People are writing as if it is bad to be black. If they say you are black you shouldn't take offense you should be happy. |
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 11:03pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
AzontoGhost:Thats more like it, let us not be ashamed of our colour, lets be proud of it. |
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 10:55pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
OXYGEN01:Dude you are talking as if it is bad to be black. Everyone knows and average Ghanaian is blacker than an average Nigerian. You should be proud of that fact and not try to deny it. Do you see oyibos dening the fact that they are white? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who's The Craziest? by Bolt3(m): 7:44pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Me shar I feel its the yoruba man. |
Jokes Etc / Who's The Craziest? by Bolt3(m): 4:57pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi….. 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept 4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader. 5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills. 6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message. 7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. 8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started throwing stones at it. 9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe 10. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like poo, touched n tasted n said “Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank God I no match am…. 11. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Who is your winner? |
Education / Re: Riddle!!! (for Smart People Only) by Bolt3(m): 2:19am On Oct 28, 2014 |
philtrum:Finally, you got it mehn. There is an indian in my class who is darker than me. Dude your too much. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: IQ Test by Bolt3(m): 11:09pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
philtrum:Hey men your really smart. Check out my riddle people have been struck on it for months. https://www.nairaland.com/1943099/riddle-smart-people-only |
Romance / Re: HELP!! My Boyfriend Gave Me An Ultimatum!! by Bolt3(m): 10:58pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Your post reminds me of liability for some reason. |
Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by Bolt3(m): 9:35pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
natureblack:Busted you lied |
Career / Re: Talent Vs Hardwork: Which Is Needed More To Succeed by Bolt3(m): 6:39pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Both talent and hard work is required to succeed but everyone has talent but not everyone works hard. Using the economic law of scarcity and value hardword has more value because it is scarce. Hence hardwork is more important. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Bolt3(m): 5:45am On Oct 25, 2014 |
THE GHANAIANS; You only find them on threads talking about ghana and they defend their country as if their life depends on it. |
Culture / Re: Were There Fair Africans (non-arabs) In Africa Before The Europeans Came? by Bolt3(m): 3:00am On Oct 23, 2014 |
If you are talking about light skinned Nigerians then yes. This is so because apart from our light skinned we don't have any white feature like slim noses an less curly hair. If we were mixed with whites we would look more like Ethiopians. The only people who might be mixed are the fulanis. |
Nairaland / General / Re: In What Language Do You Think? by Bolt3(m): 2:48am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Fabulousmark:I don't think it is possible to think in igbo if you speak english because igbo those not have enough words to use. For example if you are thinking of the colours in a rainbow how would you think of it in igbo. |
Education / Re: Covenant University Bio Chemist Discovers New Compounds For Treating Diseases by Bolt3(m): 2:23am On Oct 22, 2014 |
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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Bolt3(m): 12:35am On Oct 22, 2014 |
What does your handle mean. |
Culture / Re: Ask A White American A Question by Bolt3(m): 6:06am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Do you believe that Ebola was designed by the US government? |
Education / Re: Animation Of 7 Types Of People You Meet In A "Naija Bank" by Bolt3(m): 5:26am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Cool animation how did you make it? |
Education / Re: Emmanuel Ohuabunwa Earned 3.98 GPA At John Hopkins University by Bolt3(m): 7:15pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
seriously, this news is old. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys: What Physical Feature Do You Hate Most In A Lady? by Bolt3(m): 7:14pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
LOL Counter tread MODS front page nau |
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