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Health / Re: When Did You Start Growing Beards? by Bolt3(m): 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2014
Whoa are there actually men who don't have beards
Health / When Did You Start Growing Beards? by Bolt3(m): 7:35am On Nov 16, 2014
I am 18 and I only have few strands of hair on my face. Most of my friends(who are my age mate) already have full beards. They sometimes tease me about it. So I just want to know if am alone.
Romance / Re: I'm Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Today. In Fact Now. (reasons) by Bolt3(m): 5:14am On Nov 11, 2014
englishmart:
you don't believe me?
Am not that stupid.
Romance / Re: I'm Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Today. In Fact Now. (reasons) by Bolt3(m): 8:30pm On Nov 10, 2014
MzPreshie:
I don't know who is more dumb; the op, or those that believe his story:-P.
The OP is very intelligent because he created such a brilliant fake story.
Religion / Re: Myles Munroe, His Wife & Daughter Are Dead (Plane Crash) by Bolt3(m): 4:46pm On Nov 10, 2014
RIP you had a huge impact on my life and that of people around me. Hope to meet you in heaven.
Jokes Etc / Re: Different Responses For The Question "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road". by Bolt3(m): 6:15am On Nov 08, 2014
Whose answer was the best?
Jokes Etc / Different Responses For The Question "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road". by Bolt3(m): 6:05am On Nov 08, 2014
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road...ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERAL *** FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA !

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.



GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.



DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?



COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.



BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.


JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.



DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.



OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.



ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.



PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.



MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.



DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.



ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.



JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.



GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.



BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.



ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.



BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.



ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?



COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Romance / Re: Ladies Why Do You Enjoy Kissing So Much? by Bolt3(m): 3:46pm On Nov 04, 2014
Si because yemi alade sang about kising, everyone is now talking about kissing.
Properties / Re: Dangote Reduces Cement Price To N1,000 by Bolt3(m): 7:48am On Nov 03, 2014
It a lie, he is simply responding to changes in demand a business man always has a motive behind every move.
Education / Re: 15 “facts” That Have Changed Since You Were In Primary School by Bolt3(m): 5:57am On Nov 01, 2014
Nice although I already know most of them.
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 12:32am On Nov 01, 2014
OXYGENO1:
You. want pics to see nigerians are even darker n blacker than Sudanese abi?
U live in nigeria so no need to send pics again.
You can argue all day that the earth is flat, but that won't change the fact.
TV/Movies / Re: Chinedu Ubachukwu Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 11 by Bolt3(m): 3:52pm On Oct 31, 2014
richardjemedafe1:
Is Gulder ultimate search for Ibos only??

I noticed that most of the participants are Ibo's(Any way c-grt 2 the winner)
That's because we are fearless. cool cool cool

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Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2014
OXYGENO1:
The average nigerian is far far blacker than the average Ghanaian. nigerians are just not black but ugly as apes with protruded bellies.
I would have been happy if Nigerians were blacker than ghanians but thats not the cases. You have to understand that being black is not equal to being ugly. Black is beautiful.
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 11:07pm On Oct 29, 2014
AzontoGhost:
inferiority complex at It's peak! No wonder others are busily bleaching as if their lives depend on it..
#I am made of BLACK and am proud of it
wink
Thats more like it we should be proud of our colour not ashamed of it. This trend make feel really ashamed. People are writing as if it is bad to be black. If they say you are black you shouldn't take offense you should be happy.
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 11:03pm On Oct 29, 2014
AzontoGhost:
inferiority complex at It's peak! No wonder others are busily bleaching as if their lives depend on it..
#I am made of BLACK and am proud of it
wink
Thats more like it, let us not be ashamed of our colour, lets be proud of it.
Politics / Re: Ask Any Question About Ghana. by Bolt3(m): 10:55pm On Oct 29, 2014
OXYGEN01:
#Gh Cedis is higher than the naira Ghc1 =52N
#nigerians are blacker and darker than Ghanaians so you should answer that yourself.(Uve been watching Ghanaian movies and do u see Ghanaians as dark as nigerians?)
#10 regions
#More than 100 languages.
Dude you are talking as if it is bad to be black. Everyone knows and average Ghanaian is blacker than an average Nigerian. You should be proud of that fact and not try to deny it. Do you see oyibos dening the fact that they are white?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who's The Craziest? by Bolt3(m): 7:44pm On Oct 29, 2014
Me shar I feel its the yoruba man.
Jokes Etc / Who's The Craziest? by Bolt3(m): 4:57pm On Oct 29, 2014
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter
a taxi…..
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a
spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler
just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping
patient simply because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to
check if the mango was ripe enough then came
down and started throwing stones at it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta
because he thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw something that
looked like poo, touched n tasted n said
“Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank God I no match
am….
11. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside
the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to
Cool FM.
Who is your winner?
Education / Re: Riddle!!! (for Smart People Only) by Bolt3(m): 2:19am On Oct 28, 2014
philtrum:

The way I see this thing is that, the one drop rule says African blood not African colour, 1.)definitely there are other people who are not Africans that could have darker skin complexion...Like I can guarantee some Indian guys..are darker than some Nigerians.....
2)and again being a nigerian doesn't mean you're dark in complexion per se

so you can actually be under the one drop rule and and not be the darkest...
Finally, you got it mehn. There is an indian in my class who is darker than me. Dude your too much.

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Education / Re: IQ Test by Bolt3(m): 11:09pm On Oct 27, 2014
philtrum:
64 squares on chess board
26 Letters of the alphabeth
7days of the week
7wonders of the world
12 signs of the zodiac
52 cards in a pack
18holes on a golf course
5fingers on a hand
206bone in a body
6balls in a over


surprised!! check my profile....
Hey men your really smart. Check out my riddle people have been struck on it for months. https://www.nairaland.com/1943099/riddle-smart-people-only
Romance / Re: HELP!! My Boyfriend Gave Me An Ultimatum!! by Bolt3(m): 10:58pm On Oct 27, 2014
Your post reminds me of liability for some reason.
Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by Bolt3(m): 9:35pm On Oct 27, 2014
natureblack:
really,never thought I was that CREATIVE. undecided


Tnx for the compliment though. wink
Busted you lied grin
Career / Re: Talent Vs Hardwork: Which Is Needed More To Succeed by Bolt3(m): 6:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
Both talent and hard work is required to succeed but everyone has talent but not everyone works hard. Using the economic law of scarcity and value hardword has more value because it is scarce. Hence hardwork is more important.

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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Bolt3(m): 5:45am On Oct 25, 2014
THE GHANAIANS; You only find them on threads talking about ghana and they defend their country as if their life depends on it.
Culture / Re: Were There Fair Africans (non-arabs) In Africa Before The Europeans Came? by Bolt3(m): 3:00am On Oct 23, 2014
If you are talking about light skinned Nigerians then yes. This is so because apart from our light skinned we don't have any white feature like slim noses an less curly hair. If we were mixed with whites we would look more like Ethiopians. The only people who might be mixed are the fulanis.
Nairaland / General / Re: In What Language Do You Think? by Bolt3(m): 2:48am On Oct 23, 2014
Fabulousmark:
I think in my mother tongue..(Igbo language)
I don't think it is possible to think in igbo if you speak english because igbo those not have enough words to use. For example if you are thinking of the colours in a rainbow how would you think of it in igbo.
Education / Re: Covenant University Bio Chemist Discovers New Compounds For Treating Diseases by Bolt3(m): 2:23am On Oct 22, 2014
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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Bolt3(m): 12:35am On Oct 22, 2014
What does your handle mean.
Culture / Re: Ask A White American A Question by Bolt3(m): 6:06am On Oct 21, 2014
Do you believe that Ebola was designed by the US government?
Education / Re: Animation Of 7 Types Of People You Meet In A "Naija Bank" by Bolt3(m): 5:26am On Oct 21, 2014
Cool animation how did you make it?
Education / Re: Emmanuel Ohuabunwa Earned 3.98 GPA At John Hopkins University by Bolt3(m): 7:15pm On Oct 20, 2014
seriously, this news is old.

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Romance / Re: Guys: What Physical Feature Do You Hate Most In A Lady? by Bolt3(m): 7:14pm On Oct 19, 2014
LOL Counter tread grin MODS front page nau

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