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salt kwa ...i hate dat.....sugar all d way...i even always ask hope derrs enough sugar in dat thing...before i buy.....sugar and butter yummy!

IAMBREEZY: i ain't dreaming bae,shake tha thing and shoot the video through my mail,i wanna see how that massive cake moves,that anaconda like the one below.

chisos!!! ...wats dat...nicki has sufferd

IAMBREEZY: But you gonna send it when i show you my $ right?
Wait do you twerk?
I mean u gat a big bootey shake that damn thing like their ain't tomorrow mehn,please also include a vid of you shaking that cake ...TENKS in mrcorks voice...

LMFAOOOO.....hope u know when u dream too much it becomes a nightmare....pls stop it

Justeenaleo: Your first question is a Dumb one.



The second question will be answered by the gods

wicked .....op please get some pills

IAMBREEZY: you mean nigga huh? Send me a pic of that bootey asap

lol....not on dis earth

IAMBREEZY: she's a black beauty including you bae,my bootey queen.

thanks niyagah

yvonne okoro takes it all....shrs so hot,and theres something about her facial expression. .......#no homo ....princess charming

my secondary school ....shyte

RichieBrown: hell no,My current girlfriend is a virgin n I hate it So bad

u hate cos ur a hoe ....smh for that girl


all dis hoes be opening threads to bash virgins,this stupid shiit u typed pros or cons is just crap....sex before marriage is bad....its people who have no self worth that engage in it,......respect ur body and kip sex till marriage


p.s i dont stand to be corrected

am many comments...feontpage wen i was expecting like 10+ pages ,.....anyways i was here

lalasticlala: lol

bimbo senior most of those Mamas oo

tru dat...shes 43/44

i don't think bimbo should be here ...she isn't so big compared to these mamas ooo

1)vamparies diaries series...by L.J smith
2)a year older...early twenties
3)myself
4)stay with me-forgotten that guys name,hes white
5)i no longer like cartoons,stopped liking it since i became 16,i dont know how come,but they seem stupiid to me now ..forgive me...but i dont joke with boondocks,check out my moniker
6)several times ....highschool wahala ,liked trouble
7)any thing spicy,like well marinaded chicken yummy,peppersoup....but never give me anyting containing mayonaise ,salads,shawarma,i beg ur pardon... yuck!
no am not lazy,military school made me strong,i can clean,cook,design,sew ..dont try me with multitasking abeg
9)i dont go near anything scary abeg,,neither do i take risks,but my freinds tell me i do alot,that i dont know
10) cancer of course...-----endlessly romantic
11)making money,receiving credit alerts
12)i dont think i can,why wud someone want me to die for them and dey stay alive ....they are my enemies for wanting me dead..dey should try to die in peace
13)yeah and still in
14)miss ....maybe my boo,and a live i had at a time sad
15) the boo
16)one fat head like that ...highschool aka forgotten
17)power to wish for anything and have it,i cud say make me invicible this ,that,i want this that etc...lol if wishes were horses
18)intelligence and neatness
19)dont know whats that...but its sounds like what i wouldnt wanna do ....so i say NO!
20) done alot ...its countless mehn


tags-afghanistan,dreyl,justeenaleo,

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100Cents: This is not about thinking big.

Even my friend with real estate of more than 100 rooms cannot buy such phone.

Okay, say ones monthly salary is N500, 000 and he has built a house, has 3 private cars. Does it sound prudent to buy a phone just N50, 000 less than your monthly income ?

That is why when I see some ladies carrying IPad and Samsung galaxy, I laugh at their ignorance, a lady who doesn't earn a dime in a month but live on begging.

Now there is this man I know, he is either a multimillionaire or close to being a billionaire car dealer. All he uses are Nokia torch phones.

I believe in enjoying ones money but not spending it today and going hungry for the next one week.

tru talk bro....deres dis girl using a porsche and ipad 2geda but her leggidez benz na die....money dat can getvu a car,but u kip entering danfo just to feel among

ladylaurel: thanks a lot.

ur welkum

smithsammy: Are you guys only taught how to cram and not to reason? Lag of all schools to CU? Huh! With the way you guys are treated like boarding school students?

have u ever been to convenant or ever studied there....fooolz be talkin d rubbish dey see on social media about private schools like its tru.....most tins u hear are mostly lies.....cu still has some freedom cut dem some ballz abeg

colly227: Android OS illiterate on the loose. I bet you don't know greenify and deep sleep apps to get the most out of your battery besides you have no clue what 4800 mAh capacity battery is.

u are a big fooool....waste of spertomazoa ..oloshi....why didnt u state u were using battery support? to sustain power....u dropped that comment thinking some mugus like yourself will fall for that and think s5 is lazarus .....take that crap to ur family....bastard!

colly227: Don't be fooled. S5 is superb I don't know if you've considered the fact it has a removable battery. I mean the S5 battery lasts long however I'm a heavy user so I got a 4800 mAh battery which takes me through 2 days without charge.

2days lying morafucka ....that shir drains like mad,ma sis has it,...stop lying

3,4,6 ...chisos!!! ....i rebuke all ooo ,dis kinda shitt can make all ur hair stand and u go madd

3,4,6 ...chisos!!! ....i rebuke all ooo ,dis kinda shitt can make all ur hair stand and u go madd

thinkin of gettin that htc too.,..prefer it,its has nice specs plus its larger ....dnt waste ur money on s5 ....

as either a male or female,but i shld be strong,very intelligent,with plenty money,God i dont wanna hustle in my next life abeg

but would prefer being a female,so i wouldnt have to marry a woman,cos wo,en and their hearts ehn,they are not easy to handle,as a woman i have met lots if bad ones which makes me pity men ......

if i come as a guy i want to be very handsome too but i met just end up being si.gle : P ....but guys rock tho

ladylaurel: u make dis sound so easy, n here I am still trying to learn how to step on the machine.
e no easy o.

But I'm determined to learn, so learn I WILL.

same probs i encounterd when i began sewing oo .....the wheel will be going back instead of front making the shuttle hook... ...just calm down and first roll that shld i say wheel with ur hand,and ur leg shld now folow the way ut pedal goed,dont over step,...i hope dis helps.......and learn to use one leg too

TrollMan: Why are you getting all worked up?
That was a compliment.

its aw u all behave na,claiming soyinka and looking 4 the mugu that will be trapped in an e-war ....compliment ok bye

TrollMan: [right][/right]

You English says alot about you.

your indeed a troll....if ur brain cant deviate between a grammatical blunder and a typo......OYO is ur case,i dont av that time u think i have to convince u


p.s-dont think am even gonna modify that post......the smart ones will understand it .....adieus

yes op is does,but hard to finding i.e getting that right person that wouldnt go wrong

Yes i am....supet happy.....i pray God kips it gpin like dat



tho i dint read ur post...too lenghty,learn to shorten posts

noooo...never.....i have never had even an area/neigbour freind eva since i enterd sec school till now.....always been a team *O.Y.O

so true,they be listening to adeles someone like you,a.d eminems no love ...u can knw it easily even if dey dont tell you...my freind who hated foreign muziks downloaded adeles collection after the break up,and ahe still be like,abeg its nuttin,i cant even tink bout him . ..indeed

.dey be upoading status like

my ex wanna work it out bitch try yoga
people dont knw the value of what dey have got except they lose them

team single and perfect


people sha

flash my siblings and mama always ....but freinds nooo