1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the
next thing is to delete his number. But you know
what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change
anything because we still have the ex’s phone
number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five
years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all have
that friend who had a bad break up and next
thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She
knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they
loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is
church. They forgot God was their companion
before the break up, but as soon as the break up
happens, they have the front row in church, their
voices would be the loudest during service and
would go to church 10 times a day if they have
to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But
as soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always
have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-
up. You start to see things like, #
teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly
have our little NGOs and become allergic to men.
I pity some toasters during this period because
they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our best
friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream
and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy
a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any
better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out
Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and
lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out
after every scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are
in the best relationship, that song just has a way
of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything
reminds you of the ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk
their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange number.
Then when he says hello, they hang up or just
remain silent. We know some of you are guilty.
Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays
home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never
let her. She would always want to go out and
have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It
is always a plus when they know that their ex
would be at the event. If their ex will be there,
they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make
sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr.
Right can be found anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they
turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle
themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold
while she was dating become her besties and we
all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at
least one of these listed above.

i don die

*modified*
choi FTC thingz ...see wetin break up dy cause

There's nothing here that isn't true.

That relationship expert part got me lol-ing. Anyways I wouldn't listen to depressing songs.

so on point

They become born again is good one

Na truth o chei

well sometimes, we do these things or some of them to move on in life.

I can't imagine how many girls stalking me right noww

Circe: There's nothing here that isn't true.

See confession!

Spicylate:
well sometimes, we do these things or some of them to move on in life.

Do u also stalk ur ex to move on or to check what you were missing?

11. tell every oda gal about ur bad attitude. tu insalt.

Delete his pictures from her IG and other social network accounts...
I still don't get why some babes do this

amiskurie: I can't imagine how many girls stalking me right noww

Hahahahahaha...My last girlfriend won't let me move on..She stalks me on Facebook, whatsapp, BBM...Everywhere except phone calls

Nice post. So on point. They cry too. This they do a lot! When they're alone in the room.

So FÜCKING true

ShirelleBaby: am guilty of some

of what

kelvOdanz: Hahahahahaha...My last girlfriend won't let me move on..She stalks me on Facebook, whatsapp, BBM...Everywhere except phone calls

Me too,one just put up status that says"you will never find another me,except me again".

mstik: Delete his pictures from her IG and other social network accounts...
I still don't get why some babes do this

Cos of their next victims

hmnm

amiskurie:

Do u also stalk ur ex to move on or to check what you were missing?

sometimes you would want to stalk him to see how far he is embracing life. whether he has moved on or not. it can somehow serve as motivation.

guilty as charged apart from the born again part sha

..Yeah,that's the truth.....Had a really bad breakup some months back.....I deleted his number....removed and blocked him from my Facebook account.... I removed him from whatsapp and BBM etc....

...I think it's the best thing to do at the moment....Although it won't reduce the pain and heartbreak ....It will make us forget him or her alittle....

To me, its not a silly act......

i have not 'fallen in love' neither have i 'fallen out of love'--------sir Benny

Seriously?...

Notin but the truth...

CIA agents. lolz

good at dat shaa.

Some call any of his family member... "just to see how they are doing", when the family member ask her hw they are doing/how is my brother, that's when the complaints will start pouring out... I no knw for am o, him no dey gree pick my calls, u call am ask wetin happen na, him too dey vex, I still love that guy but him dey take me for granted, etc... Woman too good sha

so true,they be listening to adeles someone like you,a.d eminems no love ...u can knw it easily even if dey dont tell you...my freind who hated foreign muziks downloaded adeles collection after the break up,and ahe still be like,abeg its nuttin,i cant even tink bout him . ..indeed

.dey be upoading status like

my ex wanna work it out bitch try yoga
people dont knw the value of what dey have got except they lose them

team single and perfect


people sha

M16, C.I.A, F.B.I agents. . . . .smh

I still have my last ex on fb, who knows if she keeps going through my pictures every now and then seff?

Real one! Na her wahala cause she stated it seriously it is over between us.

Dangel1: CIA agents. lolz

good at dat shaa.

Smh