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What a way to die.
May his soul rest in peace.
A young man too.

Good for them
They have worked hard for their wealth/
I work hard for minezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
We stil dey breathe the same 'h-oxygen' abi?

Angola's representative at the recently held Miss universe in Brazil  ,Leila Lopes won.She beat other 88 competitors from around the world [size=20pt] but Miss france Laury Thilleman wasn't satisfied with Leila lopes's victory .[/size]
She lamented in an interviuew with tele.premiere.fr


  "It's the only girl that I did not too well known. We did not see her much, [size=20pt]she was very discreet.[/size]



She was often in jeans and no makeup. We were all surprised by [size=20pt]his[/size] victory.

[size=20pt]Many girls have made ​​efforts that have not been rewarded.[/size]   



I do not know, there's something missing in [size=20pt]his[/size] temperament. The fact that the contest will be held in Brazil has certainly played (Angola is a former Portuguese colony ed) ".

Errrrrrrrrm. . .
Could you please 'expantiate' about these 'efforts' huh?
You mean she was a 'smooth operator'?
Is it a competition about 'man-handling' behind closed doors?
In that YOUR case, (which it certainly ain't for true beauties like US  ) 'dearie', it becomes a matter of who has the 'tightest' hole, (front or back) or the strongest "buccal mucosa". . . . .which YOU AIN'T GAT!!!!
So get OVArrrrIT!
Better luck next time!
You do not make 'ANY' effort to look beautiful on the 'inside' especially, it comes naturally and effortlessly.
The judges saw through your 'cosmetic' ugliness too.

"Mercy Johnson LOVE" has won 'Wor-Wor' Lovely! Please, read the memo again.

Ma'am. . .this is a NO CONTEST! Fresssshen up your manikin-'generic' look. The judges are looking for captivating originality. Not an over-played 'Lindsay Lohan' look-a-like. Go and get a refund for ya 'congo'!

Waka by nynash can only be used in places like NIGERIA with NIGERIAN failures of women and MEN ONLY(no need to use brain or creativity) . . . not in BRAZIL or FRANCE!!!!

Thank you!


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She for try open dati her fine 'yellow' nyansh small na for dem ogas of 'Ghorillawood'!
Ban go 'lift' by force.
Nor be H-Africa we dey H-again?
Mu he he he he he

Socrate Safo disclosed that there are talks of even extending Yvonne Nelson’s ban as certain members of FIPAG say her conduct and remorse do not reflect someone who is truly sorry for her actions. He hinted that Tuesday’s meeting will be the decision making meeting as to whether the ban should be lifted or extended.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! We don hia.
The pooohsie hungry 'certain members' of course who may be ALL MEN!
Hungry 'toto' wolves!
When 'punishment' for 'sins' begin de h-enter 'purgatory' phase for African women ONLY. . .you know say na 'agro' dey cause the 'punishment'!

But come o?
Na weeerin she do sef?

http://page1magazine..com/2011/09/it-was-wonderful-experience-to-be-mercy.html

[b]It Was A Wonderful Experience To Be Mercy Johnson's Bridesmaid - Ghananian Actress, Yvonne Nelson
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[size=20pt]Ghananian actress Yvonne Nelson has opened up about her decision to play an integral role in Mercy Johnson's wedding and her experience as Mercy's bridesmaid.
According to the leggy actress, she wasn't surprised she was chosen to be Mercy's bridesmaid because they both had a long-standing relationship as friends. [/size]

However, the invitation, she said, came to her as prank since she thought it was one of their usual jokes.

"I was once a bridesmaid for my sister's wedding. This is my second time. I have known about Mercy's wedding like four month before the wedding. Me and Mercy talk every time. She called me and told me about it and I was very happy for her. I was like oh my God, are you serious? I thought she was playing a prank on me. Mercy is like a dear friend. She is somebody I love working with, so I told her I am honoured and I'd love to come and be her bridesmaid. That is how it all happened," she told NEWS-ONE on Monday after her return to town.

She said it was a really wonderful experience and was happy to be part of such a memorable occasion, which attracted a lot of celebrated names in African movie industry.

"It was a wonderful experience and it was also tiring. To be a bridesmaid wasn't easy.

It wasn't all flashy because I was doing almost everything for the bride.

I was supposed to be there for her when she needed anything. I did not see myself as a celebrity or whatever.

I went down to do whatever I could to make her happy. It was her day and she had to feel special.

So I was just being a friend. For that day I was being a bridesmaid and I tried to do my job well. When I got to my hotel, my feet were hurting like crazy.

My shoes were 4inches high and it was tough because I was going around doing this, [size=20pt]doing that and it was a wonderful experience," she emphasized. [/size]
Yvonne said she learnt a lot of lessons from her experience as bridesmaid.

"When you are there you will feel like wow it is so sweet, they are married and you also have to think about settling down and everything.

It is a nice thing. I mean you hardly see these things, they won't come every day.

So when you are witnessing a marriage like that and to be the bridesmaid, you learn so much," she said.

"You sit down and reflect and go like wow, ok you also have to think about settling down and start a family.

It is a nice thing; I have seen it before when my sister got married and I have seen it again.

So I guess very soon, mine should be on the way. I don't know how soon but very soon. Yes very soon," the award-winning actress said.

Some of the Nigerian actors at the wedding included Genevieve Nnaji , Chike Ike, Aki and Pawpaw, Emeka Ike, Empress Njamah, Queen Okoye, and Segun Arinze.

From Ghana were Majid Michel, Fred Nuamah, Frank Rajah and a few others.

Patience Ozokwor and Mike Ezuronye also popped at the wedding to show their love despite rumours of a fracas with Mercy before her wedding.

Yvonne wasn't able to attend the traditional marriage ceremony but she said she was happy to be part of the wedding held at Christ Embassy Church at Ikeja.

If ‎​you like our posts, kindly share with your friends and ‎​you can also drop your comments.[/b]

I thought some said they were not friends?
Thank you sugar, for clearing the h-air.
Don't mind these e-badu belle and e-jolosi peeps!

Crack is mos-def WACK!!!

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[size=20pt]Please Don't Leave  - P!nk![/size]

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[size=20pt]Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Song! [/size]

He for ku ku ma honour 'Baba Suwe' too  na.
The BABA conglomerate!
Looks like he is taking the advice of Elebuwa, to honor the "Stars" while alive huh?
Any opportunity to do 'Owanmbe' with Nigeria's loot is ok by moi.

http://www.gossipcop.com/nelson-mandela-dead-death-hoax-died-dies/

Nelson Mandela is NOT Dead – Just Another Hoax Victim
Nelson Mandela1:12 pm, January 15th, 2011

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Nelson Mandela is the latest victim of a sick, FAKE death hoax.

According to reports spreading rapidly online, especially via Twitter, the iconic South African leader has passed away.

Mandela is NOT dead.

Much like recent rumors about Owen Wilson dying while snowboarding, Eddie Murphy passing away, Adam Sandler having died, and the same disgusting rumor about Charlie Sheen – this is NOT TRUE.

Mandela is VERY MUCH ALIVE.

These hoaxes have happened many times before.

They’re not funny. They’re not cool. They’re not entertaining.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, Gossip Cop is at a total loss as to why anyone would concoct phony fatalities, and sincerely hopes the only thing that dies out are these horrible hoaxes.

Good news. People who wish others death usually die miserably first. 

Where you get your own news o? This has not been confirmed.
Anyhoo. . . .If true,

R.I.P.
He lived a good life.
Very unlike a typical African.
Unmoved by materialism.
Too bad he could not save Africa.
A wasted sacrifice.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Nelson_Mandela_dies_at_age_88

It is nearly time for Pee Week 2011 - ready your bladders, for it begins on the 13th.

UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88

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1 April 2010



"Who, me?"CAPE TOWN, South Africa -- Nelson Mandela, notable political leader and Nobel Peace Prize winner, was declared dead at approximately 2:40 PM EST by president George Bush. The president implied that deceased Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein murdered Mandela and his entire family, giving rise to a theory that the Mandelas have been dead for some time now, given the date of Mr. Hussein's death.

"We at the Bush Administration have reason to believe that there are ties between Saddam Hussein, the world's most evil dictator and the perpetrator of the 9/11 attacks who will send monster out to eat your children unless you support me, has killed Nelson Muh, Nelson Mann, uh, Nelson Masturb, uh, (twenty second pause), Mandela. Or is it Mandolin?"

She must have acted accordingly to be accosted with such.
The question is: What did she do?
Is she the first to go through Heathrow airport?
Abeg, make she go siddon for potty shyyyte out her frustrations.
Shiooooooooooooor!!!

I think she say she be 'boss'? Why she dey cry?


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Instead of her to cuss back, she dey make mouth for twitter.
Shakara o lo je ni o!
Boss for mouth!

He did the crime, he should do the time.
Simple.

https://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l524/22thirsty/mercy4.jpg

E shi ma jisoro?
E shi ma gbabeski o!!!!

The lord will do [size=20pt]h[/size]-it!

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mercy-Johnson-And-Yvonne-Nelson.jpg


Ahem jare.
Back to topic.

The lord will surely do [size=20pt]h[/size]-it!
Mercy please share your 'beauty' secrets on how to 'catch a man', and I will tell you my secret on 'how to keep a man'! Welcome to 'Holy Matrimony' darling, with or without your "missing/present womb" abi na plus or minus ya wor-wor dark dirty skin wey tatafo peeps say you go wash for Germany!


Damn right baby . . .after the wedding comes the real marriage . . .with 'fruit of the womb' or not.
Ask your partner Mrs Okojie #1 dumped with her 'fruits of the wor-wor womb', after 2 children.
Mu he he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Please, make it to your 10th anniversary like some of us baby.
All the best.

Abeg Mercy: Hellep sing for our single, fat, WOR-WOR. . . 'fellow Ijebu widows'!

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The "Lord" will surely do "it" for MANY on NL.

Topic don close tey tey.
Awon busy bodies don learn to mind dem own business.
Mun hen hen hen hen hen. . . .!
Glad to be part of the 'sanitation' excercise.

Wondering how the newly weds are doing?
What a grand wedding of the year.
Good news? Nigerian marriage na Nigerian marriage.
Full of tales of woe and 'voodoo science/ecomomics'!!!! No exceptions.

Survival of the fittest O'jare!!!!
Many are called, but few are chosen.

However, the 29-year-old explains how she has now overcome these feelings of inadequacy. "What it has done for me is I don't care what people think about my identity. If someone thinks I'm not black enough that's their issue. [size=20pt]I'm okay with who I am and it is what is. "She added: "I'm a black woman like my mother and I love who my father is, and I love both sides of me."
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You go gal!
Welcome to my world.
Never care what the freaking world thinks about you and be thankful for the way God has created you. . .as his own perfect masterpiece.
NEVER to be duplicated or replicated.
Hallelujah!

Omoni Oboli.

Rest in peace son.
Hope you are still 'rapping' in the afterlife?

If this happened indeed, it is very unprofessional.
I would not be surprised.
Anyhoo, ghetto rat must be ghetto rat.
Nor be Compton she grow up?

But getting banned over this act of frustration would be quite excessive. Haba!
Person nor go 'vent' again?

Miss Angola. . .a Phillipino Black.
Wow. The world has really gone 'glo'!
Beautiful girl.