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Its funny how Bayern escaped the grim jaws of death twice (Juventus and Fiorentina). . .now the're in the finals. 'Ordinary' Bayern!

Andrei Olic!!!

Bayern eliminating Manscum has to be the best thing that happened to me this season. . .
This team would have be ra.p.ed mercilessly by manscum

This thread should have been aptly labelled "Dayo's Wankroom".
I support inter, so i really dont give a diving phock who wins here. . .

"I was used and dumped" Thats what they always say. Used and dumped my a.s.s. Why do girls always say they were used and dumped. Thats absolute rubbish and annoying in my opinion because they certainly must have enjoyed it while it lasted.
You enjoyed good loving, enjoyed the nights out, the gifts. . .How were you used? Mscheeeew!

But Team-Roc how your season take dwindle like this. Staggering anti-climax. Chai!

Kokomaaaaaaster!!!
Kokomaster marches on!
Next up for MEND - Reptilez
The most improved female player in the league. . .and what with her mind boggling 90+ points haulage this gw, its easy to see she's a go-getter.
Go Reptilez Go!
MEND must end up trophyless

**YAWN**
7-0

I pray liverpool go through to the Europa finals, so they'll start duds against us. . .

And can someone tell cabali to stop his infectious whining!

Drogba must play our remaining matches whether he has hernia coupled with tonsilitis and groin. . .his mere presence will suffice

I'm fancying the Goal Difference!
Rack up the goals!

Yes!!
Silence all of em spewing poppycock especially nateevs!

Keep looking for Drogba's misplaced passes, me i'm looking forward to his brace. . .

This guys jail term should be halved for his ingenuity!

Omo the car na carton?
Jeez what an ugly sight!
Never knew the guy, but i've listened to one of his songs with a banging beat. . .R.I.P

All of you blabbing about the impossibility of this story are just ignorant. Stowaways are a common occurence so i dont know what you're saying.
Abi you think say the guy go hug the tire dey wait for flight?
When a plane takes off, its tires retreat into a compartment, thats where stowaways hide.

This story is shameful and disgusting to say the least. . .How is walking down a staircase and embracing family members news?

Tboy i'm backing you to win the h2h league! Congrats on your victory over our arch-rivals MEND
That nucca must end up trophyless!!

Why do i always get beaten by simpletons!
And this is making it a home and away loss to relegation bound bammy fc!!

so how did he expect to survive in america? Roam the streets and beg or burgle peoples houses?

How can anyone call an inter win an upset? Na wa oh!

v3: Wooooolie!!!
Woooooooolieeeeeeee!
yababababababababababba!
Wooooooooooooooolieeeee!
Aaaaaami!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaami!
Shabarankinanananananananana
naololgingergingerfreeeeeeeeme
!!!Jaaaaaaaaaaaah *sneezes*!!!
Oya Pick your gunz!!!!!!! Aim. . . .
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grigigigigigigigigiigigigigigiigigig
ishakakakakakakakakakaka
kkaka akara bomb!!!!!! BOOM!
Its. . . Oh my Lawd!!! Answers!
Answer. . . .
shebabababababababababababb
ayayayayayayyaladygagagagag
agagag agaga!

tayoccu: onanananananananananananana
!
shabarnankspatrarihanna!
r.kelly britneyspearsjoe!
our prayers will not go
unanswered!!!!

mukina2: Aduraaaa!!!! our prayers dey
work oh
gingerrbeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrgarrrrrr
licckitchennnnnnnnnnnnnnchi
ckennnnnnnnnnnnnn

v3: leeeeeetttttssssgoooooooooothe
eeeerrrreeeeeeee!
nanananananrihannachrisbrown,
no more jelly bones, no more
rugby football! Eya Cesc
Appeal. . .DUDU uhn uhn, i
seeeeeeeeeeeee swagger left,
swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggg
ggerrrr right,
GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
ololololo Arrrrrrsssssshaaaaa Al
hiiiiiiilllllaaaaaaaaarsssssshaaaaaa
a
broooooouhaaaaassssshaaaaaa!!
!!!

mukina2: koooooooollllaaaaaaiiiiiidarshavi
nnnnnnnnnnnnncapitanifabsta
ticcccccccccccccccccladygagagaga
gagagagagagaga
all forces of injury should make
theier way to
Trasssssssssssshhhhford,sandfor
d and
shyteeeehartlaneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

debosky: swaaaaagggggaaaaaazanggaago
gogogoggogongoasoooooooooo
!
crack ya gunz?
oya I unleash my spiritual
ammunition
gbosagbosagbosagbosagidigidig
idigidigidigidigidigidigidigidi
gidigidigidigidi!!!
Spiritual dynamite nko?
GBAM GBAM GBAM GBOOM!!!!
Yes! Yes!! Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see it
workingggggggggggg
Pray my brethren and
sistren. . . .prraaayyyyyy!
bumpertobumperbumpertobump
ertabooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooo
arshaaarshaaaarshaaaaaaaaaaah
ohohohoooooooohihihihihihiiiiii
iiiiiiiii!!

v3: Eli na 9am, oya! die! die! all u
bomboclatz! die! Ku ni sin!
Chaaaaaaamakh! oya answer the
gunner call!Trophies, hear my
voice, spread your wingz & land
in the emirates!!
Yabaleftyababababbabladygagag
agagabeyoncelalalallalalallalal
lalalalallalala! Aduuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yabayabayabayabadadadadadala
lalalalagbisggbishtintinlolololo
kokolette!
I see trophies, Muki. . jump! Edo,
Catch,Slim. .take! *flogz ritch!*
take it!
Pray!!!!!!

duduspace: Eh gagagagaladygaga, Oh
lolololololololojenifalopez, thus
sayeth I the lord I am sorry, for
giving Manure 3 titles that is
why drove Ronaldo away to
Madrid, it is now Arsenal's time
oh yeeeessssssss thus I say 5
years of famine and no more at
the Emirates stadium, Champions
league jaburata, FA cup yanfu
yanfu, eleti nla at the emirates,
Carling cup fun awon odo mode.
oh mumumumumukinatu, get up
from Bro Eddie's lap, it is not
your chair, I knw you are tired
but we have to Prayyyyyyy
O lord, is this an Angel I see
bringing the first trophy to the
emirates or is it Angelina jolie? I
see dayokanu gnashing his teeth
and running out of the Allianz
Arena, oh lalalalalalala, where is
Bro Debosky? what is that you
are eating? this is the first hour
of our 7 days fast, do you love
food more than silverware? I
trust Bro Slim, he is already a
week into his fast and Online
gooner has practically
disappeared due to fasting.
Mori mori plenteous trophicanus
ala ala emiratus, oh lord where is
the interpreter, alagba V3 have
you fallen asleep? I told you to
lay off the paraga, O gagagaga
jujujuju, are these area boys I
see on their way to Suara's
house? with hockey stick and
baseball bats?

debosky: Sherimamamammamamamamam
amathieuflamini? No e no work
oh - I have to change this prayer
stylee.
Chachachachachachamakh!
Me I don see number oh Muki!
Oh I see
GagagagagagagaelClichy!!!! The
boy is now FIT!!! Intensify your
prayers they are already
workingggggggggggg.
bubububububububububububub
ububububububububububuyyyy
yyyyy
Wewewewewewewenger!

I weep for these ones! [quote][/quote]

Special Agent Lukasz Fabianski step forward!
Arsene Wenger and Rafa Benitez are the same
While Rafa doesnt care if he's sacked, Wenger knows he wont be sacked.
I thought wenger knew what he was doing until he decided to introduce RVP. . .

Una dey here dey wail and whine, while Special Agent Lukas Fabianski has a star pinned to his shoulder after every game.

How many agents will arsenal have in one team?
Silvestre, fabianski. . .

Un-phocking-believable!

You play a relegation threatened team and you predict a 10-0 win?
I laugh in mute

Me? Just 14pts?
This is a phocking conspiracy!

Isnt it funny its the scummites who are actively clamouring for DD to be dropped?

If we eventually win this league, how precious it would be. . .

Remove Drogba? And put in carlo abi?

Dramatic finish to this season its turning out to be, but its not good for my heart. . .not good at all