₦airaland Forum

Good Grief. . .

I agree and disagree. . .
I agree in the sense that this is the Nairaland Fantasy League for nairalanders. . .
Mubz and Terryfic are definitely not nairalanders. . .they could have seen the code while visiting as guests and joined. . .
But i disagree in the sense that they're also non-nairalanders in the league who are not doing as good and are at the wrong end of the table, will you kick those as well
If you wont, then let Mubz and Terryfic be!

Offtopic:
I just saw a fantasy player with 181 transfers! Jesus Wept!

I'm killing MEND this week for sure. . .
I have to win at least a trophy

grafikdon: Not when the end result is certain and painful death. Nigerians take risks, even when it is a question of life or death, but when the
ONLY end result of that adventure is certain painful death (suicide bombing), that's not gonna happen.

My friend go and get your facts right.
Suicide bombing is not painful. Its certainly absolutely PAINLESS!
What part of you will feel the pain, when your body is blown into several indistinguishable meaty pieces in the twinkle of an eye.
I'm surprised suicide bombing hasnt been imported into nigeria.
With the dire conditions of most nigerians, it wont be long before it is used as a political tool to serve the selfish interests of some people.
There are 'targets' out there who feel absolutely useless and would accept  a handsome amount for the family to detonate. . .

Ooops!
My Bad
Well then delete ASAP!

I'm Just Wondering what made you start supporting the club you do and when you started. . .
I didnt start supporting chelsea in 1960 as most gunners will like to claim _{**Gonner 1960**}, in fact i started watching the Premier League in 2002.
I wasnt supporting any club then. I was content to sit back and absolutely hate Thierry Henry and Arsenal. I'm the kind of person who likes to be unique. Henry made me sick!! ^**pukes** 
Most of my friends were arsenal fans, with a few scattered manscum and pool fans. I cant remember anyone supporting chelsea then
There was also RVN, i wanted to support Manscum but the love just wasnt there. Thank God i didnt!!!!! 
But incidentally I was attracted to chelsea. . .To Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank. . .Not neccesarily because he was a good player, but because he bore a striking resemblance to a certain math teacher of mine whom i absolutely loved. I didnt believe any two people could look alike, and had to convince myself he wasnt the one playing under a different name. I decided to watch chelsea matches to see him. And then i started watching chelsea matches keenly
To make matters worse, Arsenal ALWAYS managed to beat chelsea. It was something i couldnt live with. League. . .cup. . .Chelsea were beaten, whether they took the lead first or not. On a few occasions they managed a draw
Then in 2004, things got to a head. We lost 2-1 home and away in the league and cup respectively in a space of one week!!! I remember that vividly!! 
Arsenal were flying.
Then it was the champions league quarter finals. . .i told myself even if it was a jinx sef, juju dey spoil
I placed bets with so many arsenal fans. . .The stake was HUUUUGE!!! IF i had lost that bet, I. . .
It turned out to be a 1-1 draw at the bridge.
We left the bets intact. I was advised to back out as they second leg proceeded to highbury, i told them to shush
At Highbury, Reyes nearly gave me stroke when he scored, But thank God for Lampard and a dramatic wayne bridge winner. . .
I was Rich. . Wallahi if to say i got the money a year before, i for buy Chelsea Before Abramovich!!
I still watch that match with nostalgia
I swore to continue supporting Chelsea till eternity
It has been a jolly bumpy ride, with pleasant highs and terrible lows 

So Pray Tell. . Why and How did you start supporting your club? 

~Borat~:
Fabregas would end up like
Rooney. . .
Score, lose and take a late knock
that will keep him out for weeks

Look at this bad belle loser!
Guy no dey follow me talk, we no dey the same league!
When you climb into the top 20, come and i promise to hear you out. . .

Dont y'all see?
Zlatan is just acting the script. . .
He'll be subbed for Henry who'll score a late home-coming brace!

Fabregas would end up like Rooney. . .
Score, lose and take a late knock that will keep him out for weeks

Tkb417,
Just joking. . .
I'm not underscoring your potentials as a good manager, in fact truth be told you are the best manager in the league for now, and bar the mercenaries (Mubz and Terryfic) you should be second, and bearing in mind the fact galacticos has lost steam, you'd overtake him for sure.
But dont write me off yet!
Just about a hundred points seperate us!

How the hell does Fab4 start? Was it the placenta treatment or wat?

Ribery!!!!!

Demichelis should take of the goddamned mask!

This game looks like it'd end 1 - 0
Because bayern dont look like they'd score and United have parked the bus

Altintop is a certified basterd!

I cant put my hopes no such a shitty team. . .altintop is useless

God pls let ribery be fit. . AMEN

This is an absolutely shocking revelation!! 
SCANDALOUS!!! 
No wonder Tkb[b]419[/b] refused to drop from the top 10
I would consult with Ibime and make sure you both are kicked out for treachery!

dayokanu:
Tkb,

Why you go loud the scope na

I remember people laughing at me when I had Bikey as my captain, Dem no know say na scope. Until those yeye Fantasy people spoil am

See this one. .
with all the scope you still dey languish for bottom of table

tkb417:
i understand what ure saying
it was a tactic i used for a long time b4 they banned me. Stop doing it or they penalise by giving your captaincy to the player with the least points
[b]i had bikey as my captain when he was in ANC and the guy with the highest points will get the captaincy [/b]but i think they changed it to a 30day thing when they found out i/we was/were profitting from the lapse in their system

so guy, if Rooney had played, u wouldnt have gotten Lamps.

I remember when you did this. . .
So thats what you were up to. . .chai. . .Naija!

Johnnny:
Nna, E be like say u sef don do police work before o. 

lalaboi:
Are u guyz' brain offline or what??

why would i wanna give captain to o hara who isnt playing. . . when i have lampard and rooney in the team?

What do we have psychiatric wards for?

lalaboi:
@borat

I tot your screenshot always stops at 47?

I extended my screen size

lalaboi:
Erm. . mine was a tactic
, .I knew Ohara wasnt gona play. . so i made him cap and set my captaincy to form!. . .

Cierra la boca!! Mentiroso!
Wasnt Lampard your captain last week, suddenly you change it to o'hara and pray it is given to lampard
does that make sense?

tboy1:
lol . . .  tactic my azz
if ohara was not playing why didnt you just captain lampard from beginning?

Help me ask him

tkb417:
are u serious
the stuff u pasted tells us somethin diff
who is in number 11?

When i did my calculations, i was in the top 10
i didnt reckon Dunne will be subbed in and 2 points deducted
Anyway, WE get the same points sha, abi you no see that one? 

Die Munich 3 - ManScum 1

This is the final stretch, and suffice to say we aint taking it lying down. . .
Jeffy-J on an ambitious quest to win it!

https://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1337/fplwk32.jpg
https://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3383/wk32.jpg

A-40:
Lol Tubabie na you i dey play next oh ma 2nd fave Utd chic. How do i go about this?

*Goes to take a pill of Phockit*

Ehen now i can think clearer

Great pill, this
Recommended by my personal physician last week and it worked wonders
A couple of weeks back i played around with Reptilez FC and got brutalised,
But go and check the records last week to gain insight into what i did to/with my next female opponent
Phockit Rocks

I was not afforded the luxury of awoof lamps or malouda points, but i went a notch up, and now for the first time since i joined the league, i've broken into the top 10. . .something most of you will kill for
Now we're buoyed going into our top of the table make or break clash with MEND next week at The notoriously ominous Kashagan National Stadium. 3 points for me, That

Tevez was like a nagging wife. . .
No one could live with him

Enough Talk Already. . .
Push The Darned BAN button you retard!

I'm surprised you didnt delete this one and threaten me with a BAN as usual. . .
Or maybe you've suddenly realised you dont have such powers?
Or maybe your thick skin is courtesy your 'salary'?
Surely my remarks cant touch that one

Kosovo is just a shameless @ss kisser. . .
He's the most unfit and clumsy mod by a country mile, and his numerous attempts at always sucking up to the 'Supreme Commander' Is just his deluded way of preventing his @ss kicked!

@Article
Genius!!!!!!!
@Ownie