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Nice Thread,
But i'm sorry to bust your bubble. . . GOOGLE'S MADE EVERYTHING TO EASY

Copy the quote in question and paste it in google, and BANG-BANG
There goes your film title

I wont, will NEVER, EVER work in a bank except. . .

a) My Job is to shake customer hands and offer charming smiles
b) I'm paid 250,000 to do (a) above

Chikena!!!!!

Hungry Men

The poor man's rolls royce. . .Lol

In carlotti we trust!

I guess now we know the truly jobless people on nl. . .

I would have loved to say yar'adua died since last year. . .but what about the men of God? Didnt they see him, or did they lie

Yar'adua had no hand in his being tossed around. Why doesnt he come around and kill turai as well. Baitch!
Now you can truly, truly REST

saintchux:
@poster.

Pls keep quiet!!!

If you are tired of working @ zenith bank just resigned. I worked there for 3yrs and resigned about 2 yrs ago to join another bank. During that period they pay PS & up front as when due, they increase salary every july. There is a problem in banking sector now and if they do not pay now is that the reason why you should crucify JIM OVIA. Every bank has their on evil against staff. But staff of Zenith are really enjoying before the Sanusimania.

When i read baba-ole's 'Prominent Nigerians' comment, i stopped reading. I.dio.T!
Why didnt he have a massive heart attack and die

I say feed him fat with some truth drug and get some info outta him. He claims to work alone, but i doubt it. Thank God he wasnt nigerian.

Arsenal women just lost the FA CUP final, and now they're threatning to throw away third place losing to lowly blackburn

I remember 2 seasons ago, Man scum had to play wigan on the final match day, while we trailed by a point
We looked for favours from wigan, we got none
Positions are reversed now

Dayokanu name your price!
Any amount, Any currency. . .Just name it and its yours.
If you no want cash, i get beautiful sisters. . .pear shape, snake eyes. . . abi na clout? I get clout. Appointment? Just name it!
But abeg just beat MEND for me this week, i beg. You are my last hope!
Criz phuck up!!

Gerrard!!!!

Ironically the pool fans will be our twelfth man. Polls show they want their team ironed out. Shocking!

I've never seen anyone as pessimistic as you, cabali. Nobody is pinning hopes on anyone except our boys. Have you seen our line up? Drogba, Anelka, Kalou, Malouda. . .c'mon man, its a wrap!

Arsenal dont even have a matchday thread no more. . .

Who is the joker that included Torres in the line up? Take time o!

Damn i actually wanted pool to win so they could field the degens and elzhars against us on sunday.
Anyway we'll beat them nevertheless. Rafa we'll rout you one last time before your asss gets sacked!

Ibime:
I would like to see your transfer plans for this gameweek. . . I recommend that you concentrate on the final week where there should be a lot of awoof points from Chelsea and Man Utd players. . . . if I see any Stoke, Fulham, Citeh or Tottenham player in your team this gameweek, I may wield the big stick.

See brazen harrassment o!
Criz you must be aware this is a DGW(Double Gameweek)
Fulham, Stoke, Spurs and Citeh
Buy Buy Buy! 
MEND must end trophyless this season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Everybody Jose, Jose, Jose. . .
Give kudos to the team jare, especially samuel and lucio and chivu and maicon and etc
Mourinho could never had successfully parked the bus against barca with the current arsenal team.

Eyo abeg change your shameful signature. . .

Someone wake tkb up. . .Onslaught go occur now oh. . .chai!

I pray this match degenerates into the most boring spectacle ever. . .who cares as long as Inter qualify!

@HNIC
Of course i know he's won it. But i also know how painful it is to always be knocked out in the semi's, especially under dubious circumstances

Mourinho i bind every spirit of persistent semi-final crash outs from your way in the name of JAH!
Inter will be awarded a penalty. . .

Sharon stop arguing for the sake of it,
Drogba vs vidic was a premeditated off the ball incident!
Wallahi barca must go home today. Any iota of support i had for them has completely vanished!

@Black_Revo
I saw it myself. Even barca players knew he was faking

Sauron you must be smoking banned substances to compare this incident with that in moscow. . .it wasnt intentional, motta wasnt even looking.
Guess who has been watching Alves. . .Sergio phucked up with his theaterics. . .i'm ashamed. I guess he must be feeling guilty now.

Barca to win 3-nil courtesy my dream. . .
Inter to win 3-2 on aggregate courtesy my head.
I just wish messi does not turn up as he did against the gayners