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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United (4) Vs Bayern Munich (4) Live From Old Trafford, 7th April, 7:45pm by Borat1: 7:13pm On Apr 07, 2010
Alex dey try decieve Van gaal by saying Rooney stood 'no chance'
As van gaal include robben, the guy vex put rooney
That ankle must give tonite!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United (4) Vs Bayern Munich (4) Live From Old Trafford, 7th April, 7:45pm by Borat1: 6:57pm On Apr 07, 2010
Very, Very Foolish Decision from alex ferguson. . .
Why take the risk. He said it himself he was definitely out of the game, now he not only plays, but starts
Look at Fabregas!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan's Message To All Dora's Haters Is Simple : You Can All Got To Blazes by Borat1: 12:11am On Apr 07, 2010
See everyone ranting and raving. . .
You forget it was dora's famous memo that got us here in the first place. . .
Whether she was serving her own purpose who phocking cares
If dora had resigned as you all wish she would, yaradua will still be ruling from his hideout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by Borat1: 10:56pm On Apr 06, 2010
Di maria, El apache, El pipita and El mesias, all argentine strikers have scored hat tricks this year. . .a world cup year!
Yeeeeh! Naija! shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2010
Murkrikri sharap!
Look at this notoriously infectious lazy manager with an absolutely rubbish team
Churning out useless line ups week in week out
If i was the league admin, i swear i WILL kick you out!!! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by Borat1: 6:50pm On Apr 06, 2010
Jeez can we pause this thread till game starts?
This gaynner rants is killing me!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 6:35pm On Apr 06, 2010
You guys amaze me. . .
Website ko, Soothsayer ni
Abeg leave that one jor
Does a website tell you who will score goals, miss spotkicks or cop reds?
Look at me, a beaming example grin
RomanceRe: Can U Ladies Do Dis For A Guy! by Borat1: 2:28pm On Apr 06, 2010
Badoomusoo i give you an A+. . .lol
Ayetty has either been duped or left heart broken by one guy like that.
More likely the latter
Abegi move on jor. . . tongue
RomanceRe: Can U Ladies Do Dis For A Guy! by Borat1: 12:53pm On Apr 06, 2010
badoomusoo:
Everyone says there's luv in sharing, Accepted
Guys gives ladies, Good man, Very acceptable
Ladies give guys, Hell no, Not acceptable at all.


Some ladies are so damn pathetic,
I'm not mentioning names but i fink [b]Ayettymama and clique [/b]have got very
ancient and sadistic view on relationships, somebody's got to remind them
this aint the stone age!!!
Very funny clique. . .
Women empowerment clique. . . grin
RomanceRe: Can U Ladies Do Dis For A Guy! by Borat1: 11:44am On Apr 06, 2010
Prisoners of love. . . eyah! grin
No matter how ladies kid themselves, they are all prisoners of love
Pity tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 11:32am On Apr 06, 2010
tkb417:
So Mubz
Are you a professional fantasy league manager?
How do u manage to gather points week in week out?
Hope u don't use juju
Next season, be sure ill be after you
You're Talking about next season. . .
I've already succesfully gate-crashed the top 10 party and i'm coming for. . .yes you guessed it
YOU. . YES YOU! tongue
Just over 70points seperates us, i'll do that in two weeks
Its Borat. . .I keep my word grin
RomanceRe: Can U Ladies Do Dis For A Guy! by Borat1: 10:17am On Apr 06, 2010
Whoever did this to ayettymama will know no peace. . .
He has turned her into a wandering wanderer  grin grin
Does she sound extreeeeeemely frustrated or is it just me?  shocked  tongue
SportsRe: Didier Drogba To Undergo Surgery by Borat1: 12:46am On Apr 06, 2010
Mama-gee, there's actually something called a link   tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by Borat1: 5:40pm On Apr 05, 2010
Gaynners pray for more injuries so you have a rock-solid excuse for crashing out!!
Nonsense  tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 11:12am On Apr 05, 2010
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 11:39pm On Apr 04, 2010
Ibime:
ehe. . . the story done change. . . after weeks of giving it large, you done dey console yourself with main league. . . NEWSFLASH!. . . . you are still trophyless. . . .cant even qualify for Europe with your standing in the main league. . . better beg me to start kicking out Mubz, Terryfic and the rest so you can finish in a European spot.  grin
You don get mouth sha. . .
Hope you've sent your easter gifts to rafa the geriatric. . . tongue
Point of note, i'm the one with the highest points from the MAIN FIFA accredited league, and who is giving this league any sort of credibility.
If i pull out, the league will be scrapped! cool

lalaboi:
Painful defeat  to chun li. . .

1point!!!!
Welcome to the club. . .
Take heart grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 5:33pm On Apr 04, 2010
Jeezis H. Bald-Headed Phocking Christ!
Somebody tell me i didnt lose! shocked
I honestly think Rafa is a flaming retard who completes perfect somersaults while Self-Service.i.n.g!
This guy commot my ace becos of europa league wey him no go win?
Scharner copped a whooping 0 points to add to my woes!
Ibime thank your stars!
I still lead you by a country mile in the MAIN league. You can have the milk cup all by yourself tongue
RomanceRe: How To Beat Your Husband Or Man Without Touching Him: by Borat1: 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2010
Very well spoken. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 2:11pm On Apr 04, 2010
What are you whining about? Na me push 'confirm transfer' for you?
You are notorious for your excessive transfers so that one no be new thing. . .
My quest for the title is still on course!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 1:45pm On Apr 04, 2010
Ibime:
Mubz, dont mind all these trophyless lot. . . you're vindicated!

From one champion (MEND FC - H2H league champions-elect) to another, I say CONGRATULATIONS!!!
I laugh in kiswahili. . .
Wait till i'm done with you
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Attract Handsome Men by Borat1: 1:19pm On Apr 04, 2010
Handsome in looks, pocket size or in bed? huh
Mama-gee looks like a scheming wood-pecker tongue
HealthRe: Hair by Borat1: 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2010
Adeboyedan:
Hollow l'm still stand by my word there is solution to this your problem call now or you can book appointment.
shocked shocked
Call this guy if you want to permanently adopt the nickname Mrs [b]Bald[/b]win grin grin
RomanceRe: How To Beat Your Husband Or Man Without Touching Him: by Borat1: 12:12pm On Apr 04, 2010
Another stu.pid idea from a whoring housewife
Denying your hubby sexs to spite him is so 1915. . .
what a lame idea!!!
Do you fix his cock on him when you make love or does he take it about. . . tongue
WebmastersRe: How Nairaland Generates Its Funds? by Borat1: 11:17am On Apr 04, 2010
aisha2:
I wonder why you will just conclude that everything is about money? You think i am Employed and paid for moderating on nairaland? Sorry to burst your bubble, this is a non paying volunteer activity
Just say you declined on any monetary incentive. .
Stop bullshiitting!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Borat1: 11:05am On Apr 04, 2010
ritchboy:
United played off the park for the umpteenth time. . .
Berbatov was actually one of your better players today, but as usual he still gets the lion share of criticism. Even though Scholes, Fletcher, Park, Valencia etc were RUBBISH.

P.S. TEKRAM WOH?
Valencia was not rubbish abeg. . .
His starting ahead of nani was understandable
No one can defend Berba. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 10:57am On Apr 04, 2010
Mubz:
Seriously now, im always here most of the time, i post very often at the "techology" forums though, but its ok, if u guys want me to post more often here then so be it, Hope everyone is doing great?,
**looking up the word 'often' in his dictionary**
**clears throat**

Well MR Mubz,
You have just 8 posts, 4 of which are posts made here,
That leaves 4. . .of which were purportedly made in the techno section
That does not exactly translate as. . erm. . .often, does it? cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers [1 - 0]On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by Borat1: 5:20pm On Apr 03, 2010
Bendtner stop scoring these stupid goals!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Borat1: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2010
Tkb how was it a crazy line up?
Talk before i vex!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Borat1: 3:21pm On Apr 03, 2010
Manscum looked unbelievably flat today. . .
Rooney pls take a couple more weeks off, we are concerned for your health and we love you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by Borat1: 3:08pm On Apr 03, 2010
Cheers mate. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 11:12am On Apr 03, 2010
Its Simple
Borat vs Mend is Chelsea vs Manscum. . .
And you know who'd come out tops dont you? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 9:35am On Apr 03, 2010
What a lame excuse!
Who gives a rats a.s.s if you made 200 transfers?
You made the transfers to strengthen you team, so what gives.
I said it long ago that i'll beat you when we meet and i promise to deliver on that.
Your lost points aside, i'll still beat you!

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