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mukina2:
Defoe hattrick and Vidic to score one

more fantasy league points

mukina2:
fantasyyyyyyyyyyy

edoyad:

honestly 5 hard knocks for this girl's head.
Do you know I've been in a match day state of through out the day. Now how can i just switch off and switch on again tomorrow morn.
Even worse is this goat head and 3 sweating bottles i have in front of me. What am i to do with them, eh muki ?

Phony200:
Lol, fantasy league prayers. *hiss*

Eastbay:
And this Borat is supposed to be funny.

Cristalz:
Mayn, had no idea Derry Harry was so down-to earth. Completely on point.
There was really nothing wrong with Ade's celebration, but then, you never know what new act the FA would decide to find offensive.

Please people, check this article out.  .  .just found it. Hilarious.


Proper and Improper Ways of Celebrating a Goal: New Rules By GCC (Humor)
by Tahmeed Zaman

A Professional footballer is quite accustomed to the fact that if he takes off his shirt while celebrating a goal, he will be penalized with a yellow card. There are several other regulations related to improper goal celebrations and in light of a recent incident, the Goal Celebration Committee (GCC) has decided to introduce some new rules to add to the existing ones.


1.1 – A player who decides to run towards the opposition fans and celebrate his goal will be shown a yellow card, regardless of his motives/intentions.

Being a footballer, the player’s first task after scoring a goal is to locate where the opposition fans are seated. Once the problem area is identified, the player should dash away from them, as fast as they can.*

Our research analysts have come to the conclusion that it will be virtually impossible for people in the crowd to throw their missiles accurately over a distance of 100 metres. So in other words, we have determined that for their own safety, players should be 100 metres away from the opposition fans before they start celebrating.

If the referee feels that a player is not the safe distance away, it is well within his rights to caution the player.

The GCC is well aware that concerns have been raised by certain players regarding the fact that their fans and team-mates might consider sprinting away from the opposition fans as a form of cowardice.

If that is the case, then we wholeheartedly sympathize with the player concerned but it must be emphasized that this should be considered as part and parcel of being a modern day footballer. The player has got to accept this and learn to live with it.

* If the player can sprint like Theo Walcott, this shouldn’t be a problem. However, if he is more like Dimitar Berbatov, the GCC would recommend him to work with a specialist like Usain Bolt (who has recently taken time off, to provide valuable advice to footballers).


1.2 – If a player slides down on his knees and throws his arms up in the air while in front of the opposition fans, he will be shown a yellow card.

This is considered to be gross misconduct and such behaviour will not be tolerated. It should be noted that the crowd must always be shown respect, regardless of the circumstances.

A player should always keep in mind that the crowd has paid for tickets to get inside the stadium and this acts as a sort of lease agreement, whereby the fans are given temporary ownership of the stadium for two hours. As part of this agreement they have been granted certain privileges like shouting obscenities at the players.

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