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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 3:19pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
I just took a hard long look at my opponents team (v3), and cant help but marvel at his acute managerial ineptitude. . .imagine tevez tucked away in a quiet cozy corner at the end of his substitutes bench. . . By The way who is AvantGuard? A Fat Wad of Greenbacks await you if you can defeat my greatest rival and sworn enemy, MEND FC  Lastly whoever wants to use his wildcard should do so NOW or forget it. Why? Because at the rate Bale and Drogba are going, you may never be able to buy them back and still present a strong team NUFF SAID Underacheivers FC: Projected Winners of the NAIRALAND FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE 2010/2011  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 11:06pm On Aug 22, 2010 |
Law-Her-Massy!!  How does anyone get 20-sumtin points in a gameweek like this?   Guys wake up and smell the gun powder. . . I see Mends Fluke has taken them to the top (temporarily) in the head to head  I'll try to post the tables after tommorows games, Just wish Glen can score a goal, assist one, and keep a clean sheet I bludgeoned Davidylan FC this week, and will look to inflict more misery on Venoms 11 next week [size=15pt] Underachievers FC[/size] for the title. . .Watch this space |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 6:56pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Anelka. . .The Differential |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 11:19pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Jeezis Mahn, Why da ya guys have to be so mean?? I tell y'all times over i'm afraid of heights, yet you still let me stay at the top?  BTW if y'all interested in me posting the league tables lemme know last time it got me in some bit of hot water cos some nuccas was not liking they positions on the table  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 3:29pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Sorry Chamo, Better luck next time  Rooney is a poosy and must be sold, wtf? David is next. . .This time goliath kills david |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 12:23pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
With Rooney still to play, and him being my captain, I still stand a chance albeit a slim one of taking the lead Watch this space |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 12:56am On Aug 15, 2010 |
Jeez man, i had my team set up nicely for weeks. . . Na too much looking around dey cause me all this headache. Drogba screw you! You're getting back in my team |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Happy Birthday Dayokanu by Borat1: 6:44pm On Aug 12, 2010 |
Happy Baiday Mr Hollywood. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 10:33pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Muki what are you on about, Its not like you were even attending to ur team like season |
| Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Please Score A Goal Or Shoot On Target by Borat1: 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
You guys are focusing on the "score a goal aspect", while neglecting the other Mikel obi cannot shoot on target from the penalty spot |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 7:46pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
debosky:Just the top 50. . . But unfortunately, you didnt ever make it into the top 50 so i cant help you Does anyone want to see my team. . ? 100points every week team, you need to see to believe |
| Sports › Re: Falconet Vs Super Eagle, Who Do You Think Will Win? by Borat1: 10:45pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
While yobo and taiwo dey look rebecca kalu asss, Shittu and odiah dey look her bobbi, oparanozie don score hat trick be that |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 10:42pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
eldee:Thats some below the belt shiiit |
| Celebrities › Re: Obasanjo's Son Weds by Borat1: 8:29pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Aloy_Emeka:Was about to say the same thing. . . |
| Music/Radio › Re: Saucekid Finally Releases Album! by Borat1: 8:01pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Sauce-kid is a wacko |
| Webmasters › Re: Nairaland Worth $1.06 Million Dollars According To Websiteoutlook.com by Borat1: 7:49pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Seun makes over $1000 dollars a day? wholly crap! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Community Shield: Manchester Utd Vs Chelsea [3 - 1] On Sunday 8th August by Borat1: 7:40pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Chicharito my assss. . .the guy almost removed his eyes with the ball The kid is ok. . .got a bright future As for hilario What the hell chases this nucca away from his post This guy redefines useless Hilario and turnbull should be given to charity |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Alex Ferguson And Arsene Wenger Interview (funny) by Borat1(op): 2:04pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
You've prolly seen this vid on youtube, but i thought i'd share it Have a laugh [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spJ8mql_a3c&hl=en_US&fs=1"[/flash] |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Community Shield: Manchester Utd Vs Chelsea [3 - 1] On Sunday 8th August by Borat1: 11:20am On Aug 08, 2010 |
Unless Manscum are willing to score four, then they'd win Otherwise its a chelsea win cos we'd score three Lampard brace! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 10:07pm On Aug 07, 2010 |
Nope. . .defeats the purpose Request from eldee, the fewer the merrier |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 8:06pm On Aug 07, 2010 |
I cant even put together a decent team. . . Money too small |
| Celebrities › Re: T.i Is Officially Married To Tiny + Wedding Pictures by Borat1: 7:10pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
To all the ladies saying tiny aint beautiful, tiny aint beautiful stop hating She got married to a superstar rapper with loads of greenbacks Go and marry your own, bad belle |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Population May Hit 300m, Says UNIDO by Borat1: 9:22pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
I dont think nigeria's population even makes the 100 million mark to be honest. . . I dont know how they come up with these figures |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 9:05pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
horwarh:This place look like your office? |
| Politics › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan And Her Poor Communication Skills by Borat1: 8:30pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Who cares. . .she's still first lady |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 8:11pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Lai-Lai This one no work o. . . lai lai horwah no code for you. . .unless you can raise up to 500+ post before the start of the season. . . NO CODE FOR YOU!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Funny Footballer's Name by Borat1: 7:43pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
jay bee: |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 7:34pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
My team is near-complete. . .Waiting on Super Mario |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia [1 - 0] @ Women's U-20 World Cup by Borat1: 11:41pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
I beseech you all to let Sagamite waank in peace on this thread!! He's got multiple erections watching this female world cup |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is What He Does With His Monthly Salary by Borat1(op): 11:28pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Why these phucking mods dey modify my post now. . Phockit man, i'm outta this phucker |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 10:07am On Jul 29, 2010 |
tkb417:Is mubz not a nairalander?  He even has more posts than nonsrule |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Borat1: 8:09am On Jul 29, 2010 |
Ibime:This word must have changed meaning overnight |
