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@Amefrica
considering wat u put up concerning administrative processing, wat u need is prayers n not worry. If u no dat all ur papers are right n no phoney den u need to relax n prayer cos d ball is in God's court now. I ask u what will ur worries do for u at dis stage. Just relax n let God finish his work

i tell u that this is a pure scam. I saw where u got to pay 1000 bucks. I aint paying for any da*n Sh*t. The one i paid for EFCC, NAVY, AIRFORCE, and Immigration is enough. Stwepid country even robbing her indigent masses

lol@ ops
y u go off ur phone to bleep. simply no pick her call. u no know wether na d time way chevron or shell wan call u u con off ur phone mtcheew!
I remember when one of my friend called me say make i off my phone say he don lie to his gal and he no want make she call me n verify. i just hissed, i no fit say whether na dat time the call way go change my life go come.

K. Is it working frank?

@ Op
Andy u are schizoprenic. u are in a world of ur own seeing illusion.
@ all
Quit advicing andy cos he is a pathological liar.QED

Mine is "i saw mummy kissing santa claus"

@ tpia
so u mean u cant remember somtin to thank God for in ur life dis past 356 days. D life u have is it by ur power? Go borno state n see how tins dey go there.
Lord , dis is from a grateful heart. Thanks for all i have done for me and give me a greater testimonies next yr.
Let a greatful heart thanks the lord

Looking at the episodes of this year from January to this point in time, i could say many water has passed over the bridge. Many ups and downs but the lord has been faithful to me and my family. Though am still single and have not really bought new cars but God's mercies have prevailed over my life and that of my Family, hence my testimonies will be;
*I thank God for his grace and mercies over my life and my family.
* for the new job am resuming in January 2nd.
* For the completion of my MSC project in January next yr.
* For my soulmate that he will give me next year and my wedding as well.
* For the challenges i faced this year and for giving me victories.

So if u know that God has done something in your life dis year, let get to hear it, be it a new wife, new car, new job, or new spouse, new project, even if ur spouse left u its also worth thanking God for cos God is giving u a better spouse, hence Children of God what are your testimonies as this year is coming to an end?

@imperious
Thanks. I was even looking at April Admission as i still have IELTS exams and my MSc degree defence to do. Thanks. I will send my applications as fast as possible. How are u doing my Oga? Congrats on ur Msc

@imperious
oga mi, u have a mail

@Imperious
I sent u an invite. would be glad to communicate with u as regards my PHD degree aspiration and how u can help me on my way to getting a scholarship full paid. Pls how can i contact u

@ Oga Imperious and Graviton. Kindly accept my IV. Sent u a private mail as i would like to make some inquiry from u

Pls is it possible to get a school with full scholarship for PHD students in Geoscience. I really dont know where to go with these numerous info.

Men barca vs man city. Dis will be hot

@ babyshayo
If na me u just grab and kiss even if u be beauty and i be beast,the kind slap way u go get na earthquake u go think say happen
@Ops
why dont u sit this gal down and let her realise that u are a matured person n u need a matured babe. Tell her that u really need to hear her conclusion on wat u asked her. Stare well into her eyes. If she looks away she's urs but if otherwise move on to the next one.

@ Ops
U need to take this advice seriously. That gal need a firm hand with a little of cajoling. let her know that her decision on dating u would let u know if u gonna walk away or remain in the oblivion. She needs to make her up mind on either to be with u or u walkaway.Stop the call, organise a face u and face me discussion. Dont give her a chance to say no by making a contact discussion. I think with this u will know the answer u deserve. Thank me later

@ kunlebal.
Thanks. How did u arrive at dat. Will love to know so i can do that anytime i want. Thanks again

@ Op
with all u ve listed, if i were u i would end that relationship. I mean a woman who doesnt cook, clean her place and talk back at me. u can say am an alpha male but that was how i was brought up. I respect my woman and also love to be respected if u dont mind.I know a laady who is 28yrs and still i virgin when i was with her. Though i would never call a lady a virgin until i confirm fully.Hope u sure u know what u are saying cos Nigerian gals can pretend ooo but virginity is not a criterion for marriage.

Harbosede02: Op,aw old did u say u are sef??33 abi,ehn,u are stil young na,wait till u are 53!!or beta still go find wyf 4 village..

What do u mean with that. If i see a lady who has all the qualities i desire and from a village, I will marry her compared to a city gal. By the way are u better than people in a village. If u were born in the village am sure u wont type wat u typed here. Sometimes we need to think about wat we type here

As Xmas is fast approaching i just casted my mind back to all the past months expenditures on my spouse.The numerous dates and lunches, the various anniversaries (ranging from birthdays, Valentine, Easter,Eclipses day and the likes), the numerous gifts, the pocket money,rent money,money for hairdo, and many more avenues where i ve spent my hard earned money. Now this is the main issue. You would agree that if i patronize a biz from January to december u will get a gift for patronage, so this xmas i too deserve some thing for my[b] Patronage[/b], hence u will be in my heart if u would do these this christmas:
1. It is now my turn to ask for a birthday gift as december is my month but pls get something worthwhile. I dont want singlet or one ben10 shirt so please consider my expenditures over the years and let it be commensurate with my gifts.
2. secondly i deserve to be taken out to one nice place solely on ur bills. Atleast i ve been the one paying all the bills so make me happy this xmas.
3.Let us share the bills this xmas or rather dont ask me anything this xmas.


In conclusion, ladies what do u think worthwhile to get ur spouse this Xmas and Men what would u love ur spouse to get u this Xmas. As for me i would love a brand new Acer laptop

This is lie from the pit of hell. Dis same man was kidnapped almost 10yrs ago. Wat is with him n kidnapping self

Am sure the guy must be very rich and good in bed.Make we hear word self cos this guy is more handsome than what i have seen some beautiful nigerian ladies date as long as he has good money. If u look like Goro in Mortal combart u still have hope with Nigerian Gals as long as u have money

I love girls wearing jeans trousers to my place becos at the end of the day we will still koli well well. Infact 100% of the gals that wear jeans to my place ended up getting smoked on the other hand ladies with simple skirt hardly get koli cos gals with jeans always believe they are safe until the deed is done. They expect that i will pull it off before i do the tin but i really dont need to remove the tin. U want to know how i do it, I wont tell

@parodoxqueen
Goodluck n have a Happy married life

olatunji21: I tink am d mst shy human being ever created... frm being shy to speak wit my dad, to been shy to mingle with frds.which in turn makes me feel lonely(wich ultimately made my fone my bstfrd)....i dnt have d confidence to talk to a grl...i could admire a grl for years bt i have never really gotten d nerves to walk up to dem....d only grl i wooed made jest of me(i.e whenever i pass where she & her frds are sitted, dere eyes are always fussed on me wich made me feel very uneasy)...
ever since den i gave up on her...and ever since av never really had d gut to tok to a grl..
Pls i need advice on aw to solve dis ?..
@20 i aren't gettin younger ,i should b able to call a grl mine...

Just like Danhumphrey said getting a No from any gal doesnt take away anything from u. U need to understand that. I was very much shy as a teen even than u but with time you will get over it. In life u can never be getting YES all the time so go on and ask any gal out that catches ur fancy.

Where is NadiaSA way dey always look for 6pack or is it 2pac. Well to go there na to sign ones obituary.

whiteroses: Dear NL'ers I have been dating for a while we broke up and I moved out but we got back together and I thought maybe we were having problems because we are always in each others face 24/7 so I moved out, one thing noticeable when we co-habitate was that he was never home, he'd leave the house between 7am to 10amand return at 1am etc but I knew he was always with his friends and yeye business partners if anyone knows what i mean but I never complained at least that's his life he's the boss of it, I go to uni twice a week and the rest i'm glazing bathroom, dropping and collecting from drycleaners, cooking etc. I dint complain because somedays he wont go out and we spend the whole day together.
Now that I live alone I realize how single I was because I never see this dude and he never calls (remember i would think he's with friends so we never communicate when he's away from home) So when he's returning home at 1am ish he'll come and pick me i feel its just me being taken advantaged of?
One day I realized that i'm always at my house alone missing him with no communication whatsoever and I thought this is scammery, I have been duped, please am I tripping cos I am not talking to him now but he says i'm tripping and we just need few adjustments. Any advice well appreciated please because I could say ok and continue to be a mugu but also dont want to be tripping and end my own relationship with my temper which is very short so I will like to know how other girls will react is this a no no for you?

I think u need to ask urself if u can live with someone who is never really dia for u. Are u really sure u know this guy? what will keep him till 1am in the morning and what does he really do for a living? Does he always call those time that he is late to tell u why? If all this questions are no then u really need to wake up and smell the roasted Pomo.