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IjeBos:
More deranged than this post? I don't think it's the time to be sympathizing with terrorist wannabes.

Keep trying to link this monicker to me 😂😅

Your fellow retardedd Akata girlfriend is busy saying it belongs to some dude locked up in a US jail 😂


You two need to hook up. I think you will be an excellent match. Make some cute little retardedd babies together 😅🤣🤣🤣

IjeBos:
Added more for ya.

Oh keep going son. I’m sure you can do better. 😂😂

Fvcking special needs child like you. Your mates are probably out celebrating the holidays you are locked indoors investigating random users on nairaland.com with your excel sheet.

Pathetic loser. I honestly pity your family for having to deal with you.

IjeBos:
This is you. Does it hurt to realize how crazy you are.

Notice how nobody here has really ever put in any serious effort into investigating you or digging up your old posts? You are the one who constantly does that to others. That tells you everything you need to know about your mindset.

You are a small man suffering from such inferiority complex that you care so much about what complete strangers on the internet think about you so you have to do all this to validate yourself.

It’s obvious there is a big void in your personal life that you try to fill by pretending to be an important person on nairaland. I really don’t know what it is but I guess that’s between you and your psychiatrist to figure out.

bemeruca:
The person who is more deranged is the one who created a spreadsheet on his computer and spend 48 hours scouting nairaland. You are a sick person, a lonely person with no life.

Help me tell him. You just summarized in 2 sentences what I just spent 3 paragraphs explaining. You are surely a more eloquent speaker than me.

Dude has deep personal issues.

IjeBos:
Deranged right? Can you imagine how deranged you would have to be to create all those usernames. To pose as a girl to stalk someone. And a username who is a terrorist wannabe who wants to kill all Americans. And can you imagine, the people on this thread, laughing and chuckling with that lunatic. Crazy things right?

Figure out your values and morals. You're falling in a deep abyss. Wake up before it costs you.

I would say a person who has the time to sit down and investigate all those alleged monickers and dig up ancient posts on any and everyone who offends him on this forum is decisively more deranged and jobless. Apparently more people agree with me.

It takes seconds to open a new nairaland account. I can open 5 In the next 3 minutes if you want us to test it. But you are the guy who sits down and dedicates countless hours of your day to investigating every monicker you disagree and present your findings in an excel sheet like you are getting marks for it.

Look in the mirror. You’re a jobless nutcase suffering from a severe form of inferiority complex that makes you go to such lengths because of complete strangers on the internet. I’ve told you to seek professional help for your mental health you think it’s a joke.

bemeruca:
this idiot actually have a spreadsheet of monikers. GudLawd i love this thread. i have never seen someone as deranged as this guy. hahahaha

Bro I was drinking something when I opened nairaland. I nearly choked to death 😂😂

All my years I’ve never seen a nutcase and pathetic fool like guy 😂😂

He actually took his time to sit down with excel and a calculator because of nairaland. 😂😂Hahahaha.

To think someone celebrated when this clown was born.

IjeBos:
Unfortunately. I couldn't have done Uni at Cambridge in the UK and Penn at the US at the same time while sitting in Nigeria. I didn't have access to those magical portals you clearly did.

Sorry, I had to upgrade my home server then upgrade the Rasperry Pi running my Home Assistant and tweak it to add automations that run when my phone GPS senses me getting closer to my house. So, I didn't have much time for your excel as promised. But did the barebones. Will tweak it and add more of your personalities as time permits. Should be a good roadmap for your crazy. I forgot you pretended to be a woman(OmoTeeJanet2211).. probably the closest to your true personality. You're such a fuxing nut.

Bahahahaha he finally whipped out the excel sheet again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅


I’m dead. Jobless fvck!!! You had to upgrade this and that yet had so much time to create an excel sheet with all this bullshit information? Hahahaha.

Jesus you are a complete mental case. I’m starting to think you’re even more of a sicko than Obrigardo

basilico:
A joint statement issued by 31 Harvard
student organizations have held Israel ‘entirely
responsible’ for Hamas' brutal, surprise attack
that has killed at least 700 Israelis.



Havard where everyone is supposedly above average intelligence.

No wonder they’ve been churning out some really daft graduates lately.

basilico:
I'll give him a hint.
Ijebos,
Bemeruca posted a photo of himself scuba diving off Norwegian coast. Drew in a lot of comments such that someone started a thread about some coral reefs.

HAhahaha. Nice lead bro. Yes I remember the pic. Let’s see if he can crack it now.

IjeBos Godspeed bro 👊🏽

bemeruca:
this Gay Ipob guy have not slept since i told him i posted a photo of me here.

it's just 8am here and you have posted at least 15 already. The life of a loner. Hahaha

And he still hasn’t found it 😂😂

Rest assured he is on it bro. That’s why he hasn’t commented here in a bit. He’s working overtime and probably recruited a few of his fellow loser friends to help him find that picture.

Omo na real work you give this guy sha

bemeruca:
this Gay Ipob guy have not slept since i told him i posted a photo of me here.

it's just 8am here and you have posted at least 15 already. The life of a loner. Hahaha

Hahahaha. IjeBos. He said you are Ipob! So you are part of them? I knew there was something off about you.

You people sha.

I’ve fvcked nearly half your women in Lagos. It’s starting to disgust me how easy it’s getting.

IjeBos:
You should.
The documentary should be called. From "Begging to Benz" - Multiple Personality Disorder.

😅😅😅

Bro we’ve seen these ones before na. You’ve posted them like a year ago. You just digging up old stuff from your phone archives now. You getting lazy BOY!

Go on the web itself and dig up new material. Let’s go, let’s go!!

IjeBos:
This has to be the greatest one. In 2019, begging on Nairaland for N1500 because you are stranded.
So post pandemic and inflation you went from begging for N1500 to a driver. They should make a documentary about you. Lol

2019 😂😂

Keep going bro. More more. Fvcking up your holiday. I feel honored.

IjeBos:
That slyfoxx, who isn't you was clearly a liar right?

Awwwww what is this bro. I was expecting much more than this when I returned. You’re starting to slack.

Okay, I will give you 15 more minutes. my lunch has arrived. Let me quickly chow. When I come back I want to see at least 10 posts and old screenshots from you okay?

Don’t disappoint me this time.

IjeBos:
And then saying you've never schooled in the US. That guy who exposed you, did u dirty.

What you are posting is barely even legible but keep going. Have to pop out for a minute to collect a parcel.

I will be back to see what more you have uncovered like the jobless fool you are 😂😅

IjeBos:
Is this "driver" like the time you claimed you schooled in the US?

Absolutely NOTHING better to do with your LIFE this morning? A rich man with numerous girlfriends like you?

For a man who has so much going on you sure seem to have NOTHING going on sometimes.

IjeBos:
Is this "driver" like the time you claimed you schooled in the US?

Keep going IjeShortBos keep going I’m enjoying this 😅😅

I don give pesin pikin work this morning. 😅😅

From Lagos, Nigeria all the way to his mansion in Boston, MA

See control 😂😅

IjeBos:
Remember when one of your personalities was a lady. Holy shit you're nuts.
https://www.nairaland.com/omoteejanet2211

Who the hell is this one again? 😅😅😅

Guys. IjeBos is losing it again ooo. The Hallucinations have started again😂😂

He sees me everywhere and in every post/monicker. He is obsessed with me. I own this fools soul!

BornAgainCow:
Stark illiterate. I’m not even on a laptop. I’m in my office on my phone laughing my head off at your stupidity. It’s been a slow day. Just sent the driver off to pick up my lunch. Ironically I’m having swallow today. With plenty “protein” hahahaha.

Make sure you save this one too okay? Jobless fool.

IjeBos:
Since you're sharing this laptop too, you better delete this stuff before your mommy who you live with finds it.

Stark illiterate. I’m not even on a laptop. I’m in my office on my phone laughing my head off at your stupidity. It’s been a slow day. Just sent the driver off to pick up my lunch. Ironically I’m having swallow today. With plenty “protein” hahahaha.

IjeBos:
Mr. 15k in his bank account that mommy sends for transport is talking about jobless. 😂😂
Actually I have time this AM. Let me redo the spreadsheet with your new personalities. I'll leave it here so people in the future can look back and laugh at the mentally deranged Slyfoxx/Timesup

Actually you have time every AM. I’ve never seen you not have time before. Even when you are supposedly on an exotic vacation with your gf, 5000 feet in the air flying business class to another state or at your 500k per annum medical technology job solving complex equations You somehow ALWAYS have time to rant like a fool on nairaland.

Thank God my name is neither Slyfoxx or Timesup what’s that? 😂😂

IjeBos:
I will keep digging up posts as long as you continue lying.
Don't cry now, you should have more self awareness to not talk shit about things you've actually memorialized in posts.

Go on digging. You are jobless. Holiday or no holiday you spend most of your life whining and crying like a b!tch on this thread. You’re an embarrassment to the Obi family that you claim.

No wonder your father (Peter?) beat your mother so heavily while she was pregnant with you. He probably saw the future and was trying to terminate you before you had a chance to embarrass his name 😂😂

As it turns out he only managed to damage your brain not stop your unfortunate birth entirely.

IjeBos:
Now you aren't slyfoxx? Make up your mind. Talking about "retardedd fvcks". Must suck having to disavvow one of your own personalities and all the stupidity that came out your mouth for years. Must suck having so many people in your head at the same time.

I am not admitting or denying anything. I’m just pointing out your lack of comprehension and enjoying taking SO much time out of a “millionaire” big boys Monday morning 😂😂

Show me where in my post that you referenced I “admitted” to anything.

Jobless fool. Dig up some more screenshots and don’t forget the excel sheet this time

IjeBos:
You mean sorta like in 2018 when you didn't have your own laptop nor place and was sharing a laptop with multiple people? Ahh at least you admit it and are no longer claiming I made up the nairaland post.

Keep digging up posts. Everyone here already fully understands you are jobless by now. It should be morning in Boston where you claim to live now. This is what you are doing on a Monday morning when normal peoples are preparing to start their day/week.

I don’t know when you will get tired of making a fool of yourself here I swear.

IjeBos:
You mean sorta like in 2018 when you didn't have your own laptop nor place and was sharing a laptop with multiple people? Ahh at least you admit it and are no longer claiming I made up the nairaland post.

You see why it’s good to go to school instead of lying you actually did?

I did not even “admit” I’m the person you claim I am let alone that I had no laptop or house in 2018. Even at that, 2018 was 5 years ago!! Is that not enough time for a person to make progress in life?

You are one retardedd fvck. Jesus.

IjeBos:
You mean like someone saying they had their coffee ready and was going to stay up all night to research someone because their mommy paid them 15k to? I guess it's easy to write your crazy fiction when you model it after your life.

You're the last one to be talking about assignments and staying up all night. Btw, how did that go?

Your phone must be overloaded with nairaland screenshots of peoples posts for the last 10 years 😂😂

Seriously bro GET A LIFE!!

The rest of us are just cruising here. You are the only one that takes this thread seriously to this extent. Jeez.

IjeBos:
You mean like someone saying they had their coffee ready and was going to stay up all night to research someone because their mommy paid them 15k to? I guess it's easy to write your crazy fiction when you model it after your life.

You're the last one to be talking about assignments and staying up all night. Btw, how did that go?

Hey. I see you’re back to suck my d!ck all day as usual.

Would you like some mayonnaise or ketchup on it this time?

basilico:
Imagine he is trying to prove that Bemeruca is a broke ass and is not in the US . Source - what Bemeruca has posted previously.

Lol yeah. He does that a lot. He doesn’t seem to grasp the concept of time and progress. I’ve seen him post screenshots of somebody from 10 years ago as evidence that the person is broke now LMAO.

bemeruca:
Oh, the memories. Keep looking you will find my photo soon.

You don give IjeBos assignment. Guy you wicked 😂😂😂 you no allow the poor boy sleep all night.

budaatum:
Buhari was not responsible for lazy fuq you suffering. If you sit on you lazy ass doing nothing, you will suffer and you will deserve to suffer.

And by the way, Nigerians are still suffering now, and even moreso than under Buhari.

Budaatum with your head like RMS Titanic. You are still here making excuses for Buhari and APC? You see why we don’t take you seriously?

How can you imply that the economic policies of Buhari was not responsible for Nigerians suffering? Many Nigerians played their part by working hard but hard work is almost futile when inflation kicks in and the prices of goods keep increasing whilst your salary or business proceeds remain stagnant.

How can you blame Nigerians for their own sufferings when the value of the money they work so hard for keeps depreciating daily? Is that the fault of Nigerians or the economic policies of the government?

You are one heck of an economic illiterate my friend. Don’t you ever imply that Nigerians are lazy people again. You have no idea what you are saying.

Qasim6:
Just listen to yourself.

You don't care if people are been drive away from their land by visitor they accommodate.

What are you taking about. Hamas just launched a totally unprovoked attack on Israel killing over 300 civilians and kidnapping many more. They are currently invading Israeli soil, burning down building killing more civilians and these are the animals you are making excuse for? Don’t be a terrorist a apologist my friend.

And who told you they are “accommodating” isreal? So Israel don’t have their own land?

Supremos:
I should support Hamas terrorists?

I tire for them oh! I’m not even a supporter of America and the west, they have their own crimes against humanity. But in a war between western values and radical islamists… it’s not even a question bro.