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bemeruca:
Lol, leave Ijebos alone. He is jobless actively seeking a job in Nairaland. I hope they make him a mod...

IjeBos insinuated a few days ago that his father is Peter Obi. He is also on record here admitting that his father is a violent criminal who beats up women for fun.

Could it be that he is saying Peter Obi is a woman beater?

This sounds like a national scandal waiting to happen. I’m sure Tinubu’s legal team would appreciate this piece of information directly from Obi’s self-proclaimed son on nairaland 😉

IjeBos:
For this meeting storyline you should probably stop posting for a while to sell it a little. It'll make it somewhat more believable. Pretend you are figuring out all your "strategeries"😂😂
God, you guys are losers. Continue your circle jerk of liking each other's stupid posts. Like high school females. 😂
I need to get on my Peloton.

Sumus Primi

If you can be on your “Peloton” and still somehow be viewing nairaland then why can’t I be at lunch or in my chauffeured car on my way back to the office and be on nairaland too?

You see how dimwitted you are sometimes? Quit embarrassing yourself bro.

IjeBos:
For this meeting storyline you should probably stop posting for a while to sell it a little. It'll make it somewhat more believable. Pretend you are figuring out all your "strategeries"😂😂
God, you guys are losers. Continue your circle jerk of liking each other's stupid posts. Like high school females. 😂
I need to get on my Peloton.

Sumus Primi

All this doesn’t change the fact that the useless girl you are in love with in Lagos is collecting your money and f*cking other men. You know it’s true bro. I can feel you have your suspicions too. I’m basically trying to help you here. Stop being a maga! Nigerian girls, particularly Lagos based Igbo girls, are DANGEROUS!

Take it from me bro. I don't want to read on the internet one morning that our darling shortbus-Ijebos has taken his life because of one useless player girl in Lagos 🤪🤪

bemeruca:
Lol, leave Ijebos alone. He is jobless actively seeking a job in Nairaland. I hope they make him a mod...

😂😂😂😂😂

bemeruca:
His father is bankrupt and trapped in Nigeria because of they have to send him to a Latin school in boston 😂

He left his father stranded in Nigeria despite the obvious mental health issues the man has that makes him beat up women like a lunatic daily.

He is instead using all his meagre salary in yankee to help one olosho in Lagos change her car tires while she tells him “awwwww” then hops in bed with another man 😅😅😅

The real definition of a simp.

IjeBos:
He said, "why aren't you smart enough to account for me being a dumbass"? 😂

Shortbus-IjeBos all your sisters don turn Olsoho for Lagos 😂😂 that your girl you keep sending money to for her tires is collecting d!ck from boys here every week I GUARANTEE you 🤪😅

Girl I just left is of your clan. Will probably f*ck her this weekend if I’m available. You disgust me I swear.

bemeruca:
Now this is protecting
We know what happens anytime you post

Don’t mind the clown. Such a moronn. I seriously doubt this boy has ever seen a woman’s unclothedness. What useless woman would want to be with a misfit like him? With all the fine Yoruba boys in Lagos!

Hahaha. That girl is just using him to replace her tires like the maga he is while collecting hot doggy style from Yoruba demons every other night in gidi.

I trust my brothers 🤪🤪

IjeBos:
And you deleted the pic, why? I'll post it again for you so we can all laugh at you together. Why is it that every time you post a “receipt”, it backfires and serves only to call out your lies? A smarter man would stop posting “receipts”. But no one will accuse you of being smart.

You already seen it so that’s what matters. No need for me to leave it. Come to Lagos and go to every hotel you know and see if that picture matches any of their meeting rooms. Hahahaha

Shortbus-IjeBos you are jobless 🤪🤪 it’s not the best office space but just give me 3 more years and I will probably move to Eko Atlantic with the way things are going Hahaha.

Yes I had some down time because I had finished lunch and was just idling away on my phone and then in the car with my DRIVER. I have time now too because these bloody investors still ain’t shown up. I’m thinking I should call them and reschedule. You know, try to act like I don’t need them so they chase? Of course you wouldn’t know because you’re a special needs child who knows nothing about business and strategies 🤪🤪

Keep saving my pictures on your phone like the jobless clown you are. I feel so proud dominating the life of a supposed billionaire yanke boy who apparently has nothing better to do with his time 🤪🤪

IjeBos:
I'm glad you finally admitted that this moniker is Slyfoxx.
Quick lunch huh? 😂
You should pick a story line and stick to it. Either you are lunch typing away on your phone or at a meeting in "ur newly completed Lekki office" with teacups stacked up like you are at a cheap crappy hotel. Naw, it couldn't be that you are at a cheap crappy hotel that your mom now works at. Would Slyfoxx lie? 😂
The lies you spin in that head of yours.



OR

Gosh you’re such a dullard. I’m trying to be nice here but you are slow. Uhm. The restaurant is not far MY office and there is this thing called “cars”. Chick is still there. I left her there with an open tab becuase I have WORK you Dundee haha.

Don’t worry bro. I will soon embarrass you completely when I get home. I have my own office space in Lekki and hosting potential multi-million naira investors while you spend your entire days being a clown on nairaland with nothing to show for his failing life. 🤪🤪

Who be this Slyfoxx? I suspect he is f**king that your olosho gf in Lagos that’s why you can’t keep his name out your mouth.

IjeBos:
Projecting much Slyfoxx? You're 40, if not almost 40 and your mommie sends you money. Not real money, 15k transport money. How exhausted must she be?
You're talking about a house you haven't seen with a Rolls in the lot, but you don't have but 15k in your account. How many 15k's does that car cost? 😂 And you barely have 1 (that your mommie sent).
No wonder you try to pretend to be your brother.. he's the one your Mom's not ashamed of.
It's self-reflection time. Men don't take 15k transport money from their mommies. Know your place.

Sumus Primi

Chilling waiting for my prospective investors who are potentially bringing in another 200-300 million naira for a short term project. Just wait let me get home. I will humble you with more raw dollars than you have ever seen. You worthless fool.

IjeBos:
Projecting much Slyfoxx? You're 40, if not almost 40 and your mommie sends you money. Not real money, 15k transport money. How exhausted must she be?
You're talking about a house you haven't seen with a Rolls in the lot, but you don't have but 15k in your account. How many 15k's does that car cost? 😂 And you barely have 1 (that your mommie sent).
No wonder you try to pretend to be your brother.. he's the one you're Mom's not ashamed of.
It's self-reflection time. Men don't take 15k transport money from their mommies. Know your place.

Sumus Primi

15k 😂😂😂

I’m back in the office now. MY newly completed office in Lekki. Have a quick meeting with some investors before I head home. Here’s a cross section of our refreshments all paid from MY company account. I’m sure this is worth more than 15k 🤪🤪

You this poverty stricken bastard. You think everyone is like you 😂😂

Special needs child of a filthy piggish family form a dusty Igbo village. I knew your people are dirty but damn bro. Clean that house. It’s irritating.

IjeBos:
Do you? Do you really Slyfoxx?
Because you've posted a bank statement here. And you couldn't even afford a Coke.. well outside the 15k your mom sent you.
And that begs the question.. what type of grown man must have his mom send him 15k? What is 15k? A drink at RSVP? A grilled fish at Cubana? What grown man takes (not gives) 15k from his mom?
But we know the type. The type that must beg for 1k on Nairaland because he is stranded and needs transport money.
I have your receipts. Peddle your self-hating tribalistic fiction somewhere else.

I just read the 15k part hahahahahaha

Bro right now I’m at a restaurant in Lekki having lunch with some chick and my bill is currently running up to 25k. Do you want to see my receipt when I’m done?

Better yet when I get home i will pull out some hard dollars from my drawer, take a picture of it with my name and date on a piece of paper and post it here. Should I do it? Dare me bro. I will humble you today. You this bloody nobody who has nothing apart from making noise on nairaland. When are you arresting me bro? I’m still waiting. You are a bastard if you don’t do it.

IjeBos:
Do you? Do you really Slyfoxx?
Because you've posted a bank statement here. And you couldn't even afford a Coke.. well outside the 15k your mom sent you.
And that begs the question.. what type of grown man must have his mom send him 15k? What is 15k? A drink at RSVP? A grilled fish at Cubana? What grown man takes (not gives) 15k from his mom?
But we know the type. The type that must beg for 1k on Nairaland because he is stranded and needs transport money.
I have your receipts. Peddle your self-hating tribalistic fiction somewhere else.

I really feel sorry for you sometimes. No one here respects or takes you serious. You’re like the class clown of this thread. You are also such an intellectual lightweight who every time he is defeated in a debate he quickly resorts to bragging about how rich he is and posting pictures of filthy dilapidated houses to try and oppress us. Hahaha. That’s how insecure you are bro. Suffering from serious small man syndrome 🤪🤪🤪

I don’t blame you. I just feel sorry for your poor family. Must have been really hard on them raising an invalid special needs child like you for a whole 40 years! They must be exhausted 😩

In fact I have a new nickname for you; shortbus-Ijebos 🤣🤣 it has a nice rhyme to it 😅

Bleep out of my mentions you jobless retardd. Never have any work to do in your hopeless life.

IjeBos:
Do you? Do you really Slyfoxx?
Because you've posted a bank statement here. And you couldn't even afford a Coke.. well outside the 15k your mom sent you.
And that begs the question.. what type of grown man must have his mom send him 15k? What is 15k? A drink at RSVP? A grilled fish at Cubana? What grown man takes (not gives) 15k from his mom?
But we know the type. The type that must beg for 1k on Nairaland because he is stranded and needs transport money.
I have your receipts. Peddle your self-hating tribalistic fiction somewhere else.

Hehehehehe. What is this piece of horse shit even talking about? This is the result of years of mental torture from witnessing your parents dysfunctional marriage and watching your father practice taekwondo with your hapless mothers head 🤪🤪 yeah I seen those receipts too.

IjeBos:
Republicans have spent decades destroying education in the US (the most uneducated and poor states are Republican), so their supporters can be easily riled up by headlines like this. This was not a historic bill and in CA sex trafficking was already a felony.

If anyone is really interested in the issues at play. Here is a decent article.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-09-13/california-child-sex-trafficking-gavin-newsom-shannon-grove-crime-three-strikes-prison-justice-reform

Also be weary of anyone who would catch fire upon entering any church talking about evil and satanic people.

Why are democrats constantly opposing legislature against human trafficking? Both on the state and federal level? I can give you multiple examples besides this one. It’s really bizarre. How can anyone call themself Christian and support this party?

Congrats to the California legislature for passing this historic bill.

God only knows what keeps making democrats resistant to passing these kind of laws. Very evil and satanic people across-the-board.

IjeBos:
Indeed. Look in the mirror Slyfoxx and you'll find your simpleton.
But I'm sure being a Trump sycophant is putting naira in that empty bank account of yours all the way in Nigeria.

So easy to hit a nerve with this clown even without mentioning him 😅😅

Insecure little man. Emotionally unstable douche. I bet I have enough in my bank account to at least not live in a filthy dilapidated compound in some dusty Igbo village 🤪🤪🤪

basilico:
Another manipulation publication catering for shallow minds. The Atlantic is owned by Lauren Powell Jobs poor wife of Steve Jobs and a committed leftist.
Your outlook in life is through the eyes of the Biden donors..


Multi-billionaire Laurene Powell jobs was a
top backer for Joe Biden and Democrats in
2020, and attended Biden’s glamorous first
state dinner as president, with President
Emmanuel Macron of France .
Billionaire Laurne Powell Jobs, the widow of
Apple founder Steve Jobs, gave more than
$700,000 to back Biden's campaign in 2024.
She hasn't contributed this cycle to his
reelection bid, according to the latest
campaign finance disclosure reports

Same Romney who lobbied to be Trump’s Secretary of State and went to beg and kiss his ass for it, even taking this humiliating picture in the process 😅😅

That’s the same person someone here is holding as an arbiter of truth and Christian values simply because he did the politically expedient thing of turning against Trump after he was rejected and is now trying to market his pathetic biography to the rabid lunatic anti-Trump liberals who crave such material?

LMAO.

It’s honestly pitiable and laughable how easily some simpletons on this thread fall for politicians and their gimmicks. Let Trump become president again and see if this same Romney won’t be right back kissing his ass for another appointment.

basilico:
.Joe Biden said the only thing scarier than nuclear war is global warming and that climate change skeptics are “lying, dog-faced pony soldiers.”

😂😂

Choogayy:
Probably because of the altitude

No shit. That’s exactly what it says in the article.

IjeBos:
Do I need to update the spreadsheet again? You'll know when I'm bragging. When you live in darkness even the smallest light seems bright. As it does when you live in poverty like you do slyfoxx.

Your sugar daddy Biden is getting impeached and no amount of crying on nairaland can save him 🤪🤪🤪

Just think you have spent the majority of your time over past two years defending this man on nairaland. Now he is being put to shame like the old doddering criminal he is 🤪🤪

Please whip out your spreadsheet again. Let’s see your latest figures 😜😜

This Biden impeachment is going to be such a joy to watch. His bootlicker’s here are already falling apart 🤪🤪🤪

IjeBos:
That ship has already sailed. I already gave you that heads up. That conversation happened months ago, when I told you I'd make that call. Was an interesting conversation to be honest. What they do is their decision up until I make the decision to stay or not stay there again on my next trip.

Nobody indeed.

Blah blah blah. Same noise with no action. I thought by now you would have put me in a cell like you claimed. Hehehehe.

You and your imaginary friends that you spoke to can’t do Nothing 🤪🤪

Sit down boy. Watch your daddy Biden get impeached like the incompetent criminal fool he is. I can see it’s paining you so badly.

LordAdam16:
Noise!

Biden will be impeached.

Turnabout is fair play.

-Lord

He is a gonner. The Democrats want him out too.

IjeBos:
Blah Blah Blah Blah. Filthy Family indeed. Something for you to sit with. That owner of that house from that filthy family has had multiple front page threads about him the last month alone.

Something else for you to sit with. You exposed yourself on this forum begging for 1k to get home. Think that through for a fucking second. A 30 year old man, exposed himself and his family because he needed 1k to get home.
The shame in that would make me disappear from this thread. At least your smart enough to deny yourself with these multiple usernames.

This lying clown now wants to start claiming he is Peter Obi’s son 😂😂😂😂😂

Sorry Obi is not from a dusty ass Enugu village.

IjeBos:
Blah Blah Blah Blah. Filthy Family indeed. Something for you to sit with. That owner of that house from that filthy family has had multiple front page threads about him the last month alone.

Something else for you to sit with. You exposed yourself on this forum begging for 1k to get home. Think that through for a fucking second. A 30 year old man, exposed himself and his family because he needed 1k to get home.
The shame in that would make me disappear from this thread. At least your smart enough to deny yourself with these multiple usernames.

You’re a 40 year old man who spends 75% of his waking hours bragging and lying about how rich he is to complete strangers on the internet. That is how empty your life is bro. You desperately crave and seek the approval of people you don’t even know on the internet. We honesty feel bad for you sometimes. My gut instinct is that you are a special needs child of your family. So sad to see the way you behave here sometimes. Honestly.

IjeBos:
Slyfoxx, I know who are. And I'm 100% confident of every one of the monikers your diseased mind creates. And every post from them, I will hold you to account for. Continue.

You are still holding this person accountable? 😅😅 how many months now no action. Baba go and sit down somewhere. You are a nobody. Internet warrior. Only know how to make noise on nairaland.com hahahaha.

IjeBos:
Slyfoxx, I know who are. And I'm 100% confident of every one of the monikers your diseased mind creates. And every post from them, I will hold you to account for. Continue.

Shut up. I don’t discuss with people from filthy families that don’t even know how to clean their own compound. Go and hold your father accountable for his filthiness first. Born bastard child like you.

IjeBos:
It's "You went to Boston Latin School." You seem to suffer from the same inability to conjugate verbs as your friend Mr. "I clean chickenshit" benalvino.

Slyfoxx, maybe when you have at least 100k naira in your bank account that you mom hasn't sent you, you can talk to me.
Until then, continue siting at the little kids table, STFU and continue trying to flex with your brother's expired passports.

Bahahaha. Babbling on like the emotional fool you are. Have no idea what the Bleep you are even taking about 😅😅 have I ever shown passport on this thread? I f you want to see my MULTIPLE passports and stamps let me know. Maybe the sight will help relieve some of the stress you are feeling from your pathetic poverty afflicted life. Jobless fool. Has your usless familiy found someone to clean that their dusty compound you were posing with some weeks ago? 😅😅

Jesus Christ! This Biden impeachment is really eating you alive already and I’m so here for it.

IjeBos:
Mr. chickenshit cleaning Liar. Keep my name out your racist self hating posts. This is a US politics thread. If you want to explore your self hate, create another thread to do it.

Like you are keeping my name out of your dimwitted and semi-retarded posts abi?

Who is the useless woman that gave birth to a jobless emotional wreck like you?

IjeBos:
SLyfoxx, you are in Nigeria and are not hearing anything. Stop the BS.

It’s paining you that your boss Biden is going down abi? Olodo. Daft, jobless and useless fool like you. Spend ALL your life typing essay after essay defending Biden on nairaland like the jobless fool you are.

Are you gonna pull out your excel spreadsheet again? 😀😅😅

IjeBos:
SLyfoxx, you are in Nigeria and are not hearing anything. Stop the BS.

Shut up you illiterate fake Harvard graduate. 😅😅

You go Latin school yet you have the worst grammar and punctuation of anybody here. I’m just reading how you were embarrassed yesterday. Don’t even know how to hyphenate your words. Olodo.

And who the hell is this Slyfoxx you are so obsessed with for Christ sake? I’m seeing you mentioning him all over the place.