₦airaland Forum

IjeBos:
One of my boys used Excel to categorize the women he dated. Yeah, that many. His wife was on there.

What grown man sits down and starts categorizing his exes in an excel sheet? Like what is the value or purpose of doing that? Sounds like your friends are just as jobless and senseless as you.

Seriously bro we don’t even believe these your stories but if you’re going to tell them try to make them a little more realistic.

IjeBos:
Depends, if we're laughing it up about how good the food us and she does that, I'd laugh and not think much of it.
To just do that? No 2nd date.

With one of your numerous imaginary girlfriend right? 🤣🤣😅

Blackdeewhy:
In my opinion, you lack basic knowledge of comprehension.

How does taking food pictures synonymous to POVERTY?
Ayam not understanding?

Stop trying to understand a lunatic. You will only confuse yourself.

IjeBos is a well known jobless illiterate who babbles constant nonsense in the foreign affairs section. Nobody takes him seriously there.

IjeBos:
I guess the pretense wore off Slyfoxx/Timesup/BornAgainCow. I should have mention not only is a pathological liar, he's a degenerate as well.

Jobless fool sucking my d!ck from thread to thread all over Nairaland. I own your soul you bastard! You can’t even sleep, eat or breath without thinking about me. I have done so much emotional damage to you that you are completely obsessed with me now. Don’t you have another excel sheet to create? Worthless fool.

Hahahaha

sulaak:
Lazy Nigerian using the race card. Indians are doing very well yet this useless Nigerian who cannot hack-it the UK with all the opportunity and stability believe that his cutting corner strategy in Nigeria is something to be proud of.

Lazy Nigerian that will buy you and your worthless family 5 times over. Bloody fool. What does Indians doing well have to do with a black Nigerian monkey like yourself? The current British PM is Indian. A Nigerian will NEVER make it to that level. That alone should tell you not to compare yourself with them. Hahaha.

Daft fool.

Read this article about your beloved “corruption free” UK. You sound like a child that was born yesterday I swear. Naive fool. It’s your type that the white man likes. Keep promoting them as faultless while they hold your destiny in palms.

Stark illiterate like you.

https://blog.oup.com/2022/01/britains-long-struggle-with-corruption/

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Let me tell you about that “date”

I met her at a restaurant (your Igbo sister)

Called her to my table. Bought a few drinks.

Took her home


Fvcked her beanies out


Gabe her a little change to leave in the morning whilst I got ready for word.


I guess that’s what they call a “date” on your place.

You are such a scrub it’s almost unbelievable

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Your people don’t have the muscle bro. I advice you to drop this power you are always trying to show here.

Lagos is Yoruba land! Dont try to overdo here. You will end up in big trouble.

Develop your own land bro!! Your girls are constituting a nuisance here.

bemeruca:
Are your meds finished?

Guys. IjeBos followed me to another thread. He’s begging people there like the dog he not to to listen to me

Hahahahaa

Who is the pathetic woman that birthed this useless child?? That all I can ask at this point.

His father (Peter?) beat his mother because she was a worthless piece of shit with no career of her own. And this fool thinks it’s a flex hahahahaha


Just last night I fvcked an Hausa girl who told me her mother used to supply fruits to Abacha. Hahahahaahhahahab


Small boys on nairaland.

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

I’m just waiting for the day this your loud mouth will finally jam reality. You will be like a mouse that day. And I will laugh so hard.

Fvcking. Clown. Let’s go NOW! If them born you well. I’m
In the
Mood to fight now.

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Awww he’s so scared his gf is one of the many USELESS girls I have ducked form that tribe.




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Hahahahhaabbahhaahha


Hahahabababababbabahhahhahahaha



Hahahhaahhaahbahhabaabba



E pain you abi?

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Still taking about the “date” hahahabababababbabababababababababbabababahahahahhahahahaha

🤣😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was not a DATE bro!!!

You don’t speak English or what?

I was having dinner and picked up one of your filthy sisters to fvck for the night. What part of that don’t you understand??

Are you dense or what??

Okay. Her name is Favour from Abia state. Pls go and take it up with her. I know you have been having sleepless nights since the day I posted that picture.


Usless nigga. You probably afraid I fvcked that your “imaginary” girl too.

IjeBos:
Lol. I would disregard whatever this guy has to say. He's a known compulsive liar here. He'll tell you he did Undergrad at Cambridge in the UK and Penn in the US at the same time. He has both been to the US and has never been to the US.
He has close to 100 usernames here. Check out his previous monikers Slyfoxx,SlyfoxxJoe,Slyfoxx911(and all his variations) and Timesup234(and all his variations). Same themes.
He's quite active in the US politics thread, beggars Den and gambling threads. A few years ago he was begging on this forum for 1.5k for transport money, now he's a Big Boy. Not sure why he has a need to compulsively lie.

Obsessed. Following me everywhere. Why don’t you tell them how you admitted Peter Obi is your father and he used to beat your mother like a dog every night? Pls tell us the whole truth.


Jobless fvck. Following me everywhere.

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

I DARE you bro. Bring Peter Obi. I will finish his career In Lagos.

I dare you. I pray your arrogance gets the better of you now.

I will finish you.

Ilaya omo werey. In our own land? Them no born you well. We will tear Nigeria apart today. Bastard child. Who are you? Omo werey.



Try me let’s see. I’m. So desperate to finally fight with you.

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Get your people up born

You will NEVER rule Nigeria.


Na only Ashawo una get.

From Chioma, to Chidinma to all the Igbo names. Your girls are ALL useless. We Yoruba guys fvck them for pleasure here in Lagos. I know that really pisses you off. Hhhahahhaah


Ashawo generations.

Tell Peter Obi to come arrest me. Shebi he is your crown jewel? What else do you have hahaha

Peter Obi wey I go slap like Pikin.

IjeBos:
It's not the picture taking, it's doing it on a date.

Bro. That fool is obsessed with me. I told him it was not a date. I went to have dinner and picked up one of his Igbo ashawo sisters on the way. Her keeps making it sound like a “date” 😂🤣🤣🤣


Why would I date your filthy girls??

They are all prostitutes in Lagos bro!!!!

Maybe it’s been a while you been here.


Get your people up!!!

IjeBos:
Lol. I would disregard whatever this guy has to say. He's a known compulsive liar here. He'll tell you he did Undergrad at Cambridge in the UK and Penn in the US at the same time. He has both been to the US and has never been to the US.
He has close to 100 usernames here. Check out his previous monikers Slyfoxx,SlyfoxxJoe,Slyfoxx911(and all his variations) and Timesup234(and all his variations). Same themes.
He's quite active in the US politics thread, beggars Den and gambling threads. A few years ago he was begging on this forum for 1.5k for transport money, now he's a Big Boy. Not sure why he has a need to compulsively lie.

IjeBos. You like how I fvck you and Peter Obi’s anus in your dreams right? That’s why he will NEVER be president of Nigeria. Tinubu keeps fvcking him in his dreams. He’s obsessed with Tinubu just like you are obsessed with me.


Pathetic fools. Focus on teaching your girls to stop being such prostitutes all over Lagos. Maybe then we can have a conversation. Hahahah

IjeBos:
Lol. I would disregard whatever this guy has to say. He's a known compulsive liar here. He'll tell you he did Undergrad at Cambridge in the UK and Penn in the US at the same time. He has both been to the US and has never been to the US.
He has close to 100 usernames here. Check out his previous monikers Slyfoxx,SlyfoxxJoe,Slyfoxx911(and all his variations) and Timesup234(and all his variations). Same themes.
He's quite active in the US politics thread, beggars Den and gambling threads. A few years ago he was begging on this forum for 1.5k for transport money, now he's a Big Boy. Not sure why he has a need to compulsively lie.

Bro! Ketchup or mayonnaise ??

That’s the only question I feel the need to ask you at this posit.


Gosh you are soooooo obsessed with me it’s crazy 😂😅

You even searched and followed me to another thread. Hahahahhaha


God you love me.


Oga come let me fvck your anus. I know you are dying for it.

YorubaPrince:
You wey nvr reach airport dey brag abt abroad.

Werey, kontinu..

Hahaahhahahahahabahaha. 😂😂😅😅😅

Nairaland is really full of losers.

Airport na still big thing to you?


Hahahahahababbaabbbabababababababababababahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahhaha


I weep for my people.

Even IjeBos knows not to attack me on never being in an airport. The person he keeps claiming I am has obviously been to multiple airports. Pls ask him.

hegelian:
Meaning you would never have achieved what you claimed to achieve without being duiiusand cutting corners.. Which means you are one of those destroying the countries.. You came back to the country because you couldn't be fraudulent and cutting corners I those country u were and run back to where your devilish behaviour will not be checkmated..

Yeah okay. I admit. But I’m rich. Not a fool pretending to be a womanizer (as if that’s a good thing) like IjeBos, Nairaland’s #1 loser!!

IjeBos:
Lol. I would disregard whatever this guy has to say. He's a known compulsive liar here. He'll tell you he did Undergrad at Cambridge in the UK and Penn in the US at the same time. He has both been to the US and has never been to the US.
He has close to 100 usernames here. Check out his previous monikers Slyfoxx,SlyfoxxJoe,Slyfoxx911(and all his variations) and Timesup234(and all his variations). Same themes.
He's quite active in the US politics thread, beggars Den and gambling threads. A few years ago he was begging on this forum for 1.5k for transport money, now he's a Big Boy. Not sure why he has a need to compulsively lie.

Ketchup or mayonnaise bro? You working real hard for it now. Following me everywhere 😂😂


You have no life

BurntDodo:
This your post dey smell of cow poo, bribery and corruption, Mr Born Again Cow.

Read into it what you like. I don’t care. I’m just telling you the hard truth. You can choose to go be a slave in a foreign land that will never appreciate you and treat you as second class human or be a king in your own land and play the game as it is here. The choice is yours.

sulaak:
Cutting corners is corruption, it is the fundamental reason why Nigeria is a failed state. I'm happy your corrupt and lazy self is enjoying Nigeria, it proves that only the drench of the world can survive in that cesspit called Nigeria.

I live in the UK work 70 hours a week own my own technology business and can not dream of living a chaotic country like Nigeria.

Shut up you twatt. I came from that same UK okay. I know how the system works there. It’s not like there is no corruption it’s not just easily accessible to people of a certain race and social status. If you truly live there then you should know this. so spare me this “holier than thou” attitude okay?

Yes Nigeria is a country where your connections take you far. That’s what I meant by cutting corners. I never mentioned any overt corrupt act but your stupid self just had to come make a clown yourself on my mentions. Lazy? You have no idea who you’re taking to. I run over 6 separate entities in Nigeria now. I will keep cutting corners to make my businesses more prosperous. If e pain you go and jump off Tower bridge. Mumu.

Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed soul . Her only crime was to fall in love.

Biko, attach a picture of the murderer so that we can identify him when we see him.

All what Nigerian men knows how to do is to rape and murder. .

Bunch of animals everywhere!!

Love lol.

Her crime was greed. Dating an animal just because of money even though she knew nothing about the source of his money.

Naija girls will learn one day sha. All that glitters isn’t gold and nothing is truly free in this life.

Depends on what you went there for. But I can tell you no place like home (Nigeria) at the end of the day.

These advanced countries can turn you into a slave working the rest of your life to pay taxes and service debt without ever experiencing true wealth.

In few short years since I’ve been back to Nigeria I have experienced progress at a rate that would have been almost impossible over there. You see the advantage Nigeria has over those counties is that it’s easier to cut corners here. As long as you have the right connects 😉

duullie88:
Being in DEBT

Not necessarily. Dangote and many other billionaires are in big debt.

Debt can work for you. It’s all about being strategic with your debt.

Being broke and sick.

basilico:
Hamas head of Political and International
Relations has told Sky News that no civilians
have been killed by the terrorist group. Doctor
Basem Naim told Sky’s Mark Austin that only
Israeli “soldiers” were killed. Dr Naim also
said he “100% guaranteed” that any hostages are safe



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egipqa0ZhUk

And the dog ate my homework is considered a lie.

Such brazen liars. We’ve all seen the videos. Israel needs to wipe these animals off the planet once and for all.

Auntie come back to Lagos I miss you 🤗

IjeBos:
Janet, how often do you dress up as a woman? You clearly have had practice as you seem completely comfortable talking like one.
You're a batty boy aren't you? All this talk of prostitution and homosexuality. It makes sense now. I think Nigeria has laws against what you do.

This utter nutcase is convinced every moniker on nairaland is me 😂😂😂😂

I know I have traumatized you these past few months but You hallucinating again boy 😅

I think I’ve played with you enough today. I have work tomorrow so going to bed now. You can keep posting though we all know you a jobless, lifeless fvck. I will reply when I have time 😘

IjeBos:
How far Janet? Or do you prefer OmoteeJanet2211? He came here in online drag. 😂😂
Always knew deep inside you were a little insecure b*tch.
Basilico, tell me, what do think of men pretending to be women? Asking for a friend.
I'm dead

Why do you stop entering the time registered, time spent and last seen data? Are you getting tired already? 😂😂

Bro keep going. I don’t like the way you are slacking. Trying to make us feel you actually have a bit of a life now 😂

IjeBos:
I will.. Up to ~20 now.

20? You’re just starting kid.

Be ready for another sleepless night again 😂😂

IjeBos:
I will..

I’m sure you will 😅🤣

No one is even paying attention to you anymore. We just laughing.

I feel the tears in your eyes from here. We’ve really bullied you today 😂😅

Fvcked up your holiday huh?

Just don’t kill yourself pls.