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Hamachi:
But there is another funny side of dating in Nigeria that we should talk about: the Nigerian man you meet after collecting your number. 😂

Because sometimes, the problem was never getting the number. The real test begins after he gets it.

You will meet the man who says, “I’m a very simple person. I don’t like spending unnecessarily.”

Translation: romance must be powered by prayer. 😂

1. THE STINGY MAN

He can afford it, but every outing suddenly becomes a financial audit.

“Why don't we just sit at home?”

“Food is expensive outside.”

“Can you cook?”

Sir, you invited her out. 😭

2. THE UNROMANTIC MAN

You send him a beautiful message in the morning.

“Good morning, my love ❤️. I hope you slept well.”

His reply:

“Morning.”

That's all.

You start wondering if you are dating a man or customer-care chatbot.

3. THE “I DON'T DO BIRTHDAY” MAN

Your birthday comes and he says:

“Happy birthday, dear. God bless you.”

Meanwhile, he just bought himself a new phone three weeks ago.

You ask about your gift and he says:

“I'm the gift.”

Brother, please. 😭😂

4. THE “COME TO MY HOUSE” MAN

Every date invitation somehow leads to his house.

Restaurant? No.

Cinema? Too expensive.

Beach? Too far.

“Come over, let's just chill.”

At some point, madam will start asking herself whether she is in a relationship or has been employed as a part-time visitor.

5. THE LOW-EFFORT ROMANTIC

He wants all the benefits of a relationship but puts zero effort into maintaining it.

No flowers.

No thoughtful surprises.

No planned dates.

No random “I saw this and thought of you.”

But when you complain, he says:

“Women are too demanding these days.”

Nobody asked you to buy a helicopter. Sometimes even a ₦2,000 thoughtful gesture can mean more than a ₦200,000 gift given without affection.

6. THE “MY EX DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS” MAN

You ask for basic emotional effort and suddenly your request becomes unreasonable.

“My ex never complained.”

Maybe that's why she's your ex, sir. 😂

7. THE MAN WHO THINKS PROVIDING MONEY IS THE ENTIRE PERSONALITY

Yes, financial responsibility matters. But money alone doesn't make someone romantic.

A woman can appreciate a man who provides and still want affection, attention, communication, compliments, quality time and intentionality.

Being financially responsible is not an excuse to be emotionally unavailable.

8. THE “I'M NOT A ROMANTIC PERSON” MAN

Some men proudly announce this as if romance is a genetic condition.

Bro, romance is not necessarily about expensive gifts. Learn your woman's love language. Listen to her. Remember important dates. Check on her. Plan something occasionally. Give her a genuine compliment.

You don't need to become Shakespeare overnight.

At the end of the day, women are not necessarily asking Nigerian men to spend their entire salaries on them.

Most women simply want to feel considered, appreciated and intentionally loved.

Because just as men should learn that collecting a woman's number doesn't mean she likes them, women also need to understand that a man's financial capacity, personality and approach to romance will differ.

But please, Nigerian men...

If you have money and you are still stingy, that's a character issue.

And if you have little money but you are thoughtful, intentional and romantic, you can still make a woman feel special without bankrupting yourself.

No be every romance matter require POS transfer. Sometimes na effort. 😂❤️

Nice piece.
I happen to be one of them .
I will try to adjust

Support whoever you like. You can even support the devil, we don't care.

But don't try to stop other people from supporting who they want to support.

Sending thugs to block PO's convoy is madness, and some APC lackeys are even cheering you on.

APC has bred a very dangerous kind of politics that will destroy this country if we don't stop them.

The APC government has bastardized the Nigerian state.

Tompolo, protect your pipeline surveillance contract joor.

I only pity the gullible people supporting on empty stomachs

I've never seen a prophecy fulfilled so exactly as he said.

Papa was 100% spot on.

May his soul rest in perfect peace.

God1000:
Where are the heartless supporters of genocide in Nigeria, they must be very happy right now


Exactly how terrorists behave

Kikikiki

Terrorist sympathizers.

You’ve been cheering them on to their doom.

We warned you that you’d soon start crying “genocide.”

And this is just the beginning.

RebirthPhoenix:
You just dey Jons yourself, I no know who una think say una dey do

For them, it’s all about politics.

Nothing else matters. Even if the country burns down, they wouldn’t care, so long as their preferred candidate is president.

Their loyalty is to that president, not to Nigeria.

They hate this country with a passion and would even support the devil if it helped them achieve their goal of destroying it.

Mandem05:
After all this typing, there is really nothing you can do to stop APC from capturing Nigeria come 2027. Starting with Osun state. APC IS UNSTOPPABLE.

I waited until the Osun State election was over before responding to you.

You have seen how you and the APC failed woefully in Osun State.

Hopefully this result will humble you and make you understand that no mortal can play God.

No one can be 100% certain of what will happen in the next second.

There is still a very strong possibility that you and the APC may fail again in 2027

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

Again?

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

And another one!!

It's going to be a long week for you.

This is an international drug bust, yet you didn't report it.

Once you see the names of the people involved and they aren't the names you were hoping for, you won't report it.

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

Any idea when Kazeem will be coming out?

Seems to me he will get 70yrs to life.

Peterobiisathie:
Esnbrutality borrow2222 Seewahala Owobokiri tochi3
Peterobiisathie is reporting from New Delhi

Since the Kazeem bust, you’ve been working overtime with fake news.

I told you: you have a long 2 months ahead to counter the KC bust.

Peterobiisathie:
I will also free from reporting them everyday
Esnbrutality

Fake useless news

As I said, you will have to work overtime for the next 2 months to find fake news from India to counter the back to back drug busts involving your people.

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

This is a back to back drug bust.

You must be feeling cold and depre.ss.ed.

You’ve got 2 months of serious work ahead to dig up more of your fake Indian news to balance it out.

Iran, just keep foo..lin.g yourself and your confused supporters here.

The US has named the Strait of Hormuz as its territory and is already present there, controlling things.

You're calling California Iranian territory while hiding in bunkers on your own soil from US bombs.

Go to Cali and try to occupy it as your imaginary territory and meet your maker.

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

This is biggest bust ever.

You will work overtime for the next 2 week to find your normal fake news from India.

Say NO to crime.

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

Just take a look at the amount seized.

This should be the biggest drug bust ever.

I will bookmark it and wait for your fake India news.

Peterobiisathie
Imafraud

I don’t like it when someone else reports this type of news before you do.

Is your news reporting selective?

Both of us know why you didn’t report it because of the names of the people involved.

STFU

Aren’t you in opposition?

Once you finish drinking your whisky you will start running your mouth up and down.

Nigerian politicians are the luckiest bas...tar..ds.

You can be incoherent and incompetent, yet people will still support and cheer you.

Continuous food inflation with no end in sight, and APC lackeys are talking about reforms.

Reforms that have pushed Nigerians deeper into poverty after 4 years.

I only pity the gullible people supporting them because of tribalism and religion.

Every single governance index is on a downward trajectory.

Not a single government institution has improved under APC.

Peterobiisathie
Iamfraud

You dont always report this type of news why?.

It seems you look out for news from SE?

willyede:
That country is cursed nothing in that country works.....What if the money in there is looted after the next 5 yrs, 10 yrs,15yrs by another unknown crazy minister in Nigeria. The country can make white become black quickly like wise Black can become white in seconds.

You're absolutely right.

Don't listen to what they're saying nothing is working.

After you invest your money, one mad minister will embezzle the funds, or the government will introduce another policy that will render it useless.

Look at the refineries. They wasted $3B on them a few years ago and celebrated. Now the president is saying the same refineries will be upgraded again.

That means more funds will be borrowed to renovate them again.

Imagine if you had plans and truly believed the refineries were working, and you made provisions to invest in them. All your hopes would be shattered.

Don't invest anything for now in anything that has to do with the present Nigerian government.

There is no accountability and transparency in anything they're doing.

It’s your funds. Keep them until, by luck, we have a more transparent government.

To see people coming online and on TV to support APC shows that something is definitely wrong with most Nigerians.

If Nigerians knew the amount of damage APC has done to Nigeria, you would weep for the country.

They just want everybody to keep quiet while they continue to wreak havoc on the country.

Nigerians, it’s time to take back your country.

Without being told, he should know that the best thing for him is to resign.

He has failed woefully.

That is the problem with Nigeria everything is politics,nepotism and tribalism.

If not, tell me why someone named Gusau will be the NFF president.

sydneyboss:
Not with my wife!

I'm not saying all women are bad or are capable of doing what the OP narrated. But before you say "not my wife," try putting yourself in a very dark and vulnerable situation first.

Then you can conclude if your statement is correct.

Human beings are full of flaws.

Ezeama400:

Dear Okpebolo, Obi is in Edo oooo pic.twitter.com/N0CLdGFXa7

— oseni rufai (@ruffydfire) August 13, 2026

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Nlfpmod Nlfpmod

They always mistake your gentle nature and commitment to due process for weakness.

Let the stu...pi.d governor do anyhow, and he will see anyhow.

balisa1:
We choose religion over anything! That's because we focus more on the hereafter, you are free to choose whatever you want to choose because you are more focused on the worldly enjoyment which is temporary.

STFU
Which useless afterlife
When you can't even live like a decent human being .

Nothing will come out of the case.

It's all just a smokescreen.