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haftob:
I know someone, one person tho, that got the hirevue interview invite just few days after doing the gaming assessment two weeks ago.
I also remembered that was what happened in the 2019 grad recruitment. People were expecting mails for the next stage after the test not knowing some few people already got invite for hirevue interview and all.
Shell does rolling application i.e. they evaluate applications as they receive them instead of waiting to evaluate all applications after deadline. So they already have a pre-set standard already set that the computer is comparing ur performance against coupled with the requirements also. So anyone that meets the standard will be moved to the next stage. If the application is still open, anyone that is just applying today and meets that standard in the gaming assessment will get moved to the next stage almost immediately.

This claim seems somehow. The advert was placed 7th of this month. Generally, the mail for the game based assessment was received on the 13th of this month. Going by your submission (2 weeks ago), it means the person got his or her game based assessment and ODVI between 7th and 8th which is almost impossible. I perceive you either mixed up the timeline or the person ain't coming out straight. However, taking clues from their previous recruitment, all the mails for ODVI might fall in this or week or the next.

Plus10:
I submitted both online and manually according to the application guideline.I submitted all the necessary documents except my transcript which is yet to be sent by my school.Their site is working perfectly http://cgrpng.org/

pls let's talk owolabibosun@gmail.com

Plus10:
Sorry for the late response, I was busy lately.Yes I paid a certified bank draft of 20k along with my documents.

hmm, I guess you submitted manually at uniport? please did you submit other documents too like transcript, recommendation letters from referees etc? online submission isn't working even after payment since the schools site is still unavailable. thanks

rocoh:
Contact Centre for petroleum Geoscience in uni Port directly. Admission is on currently.

please could you explain how you went about this? thanks

rocoh:
Contact Centre for petroleum Geoscience in uni Port directly. Admission is on currently.

please could we exchange mails. owolabibosun@gmail.com

hmm, was guilty for a short time of no 5 also. retraced my steps later though..

There are many distractions in school... We can't deny that.. And many temptations also...

Temptations of
1. Missing classes
2.Attending parties
3.Cultism
4.Keeping late nights (at least u now free than ever)
5.Missing church services
6.Womanizing ...

Too mention but a few

Some will tell u that's how to be a big guy... But my brother on the long run you would discover they aren't worth it..

Y not see yourself as an ambassador of Christ and your family... Y not see it as a time that wen u are done u will stand before people someday to give account (don't forget I always tell you guys then that we are all examples : what example would you want to be made of u?)..

Immorality is enticing but it sure those leave a biting sting... Alcohol could be tempting but it leave u will hangover.. Cultism may be alluring but it makes u a prisoner always on the run because your life is but a bullet away... Missing classes may seem as fun but remember , exams would come u can't always buy or cheat your way thorough..

At the end of 4/5yrs what u spent those long years doing would be requested of you.! Pls don't waste this privilege my brother many have sort it for years, others had it wasted it and can't get it again...

If their will be people that won't cross you shouldn't be part...
If their will be people to be expelled you shouldn't be numbered with them..
If their are bad eggs on campus you should b a positive example ..
If others have mediocre results.. yours should speak and show Jesus's glory....

I want to be proud of you and say I knew him and he was numbered with us. See what he has made of his life...

All d best bro... Let's meet after the slated years and see what you have made of them

bigzic:
Really touched, really hoped all the drummers of war understands it always comes with a price.

my brother u correct (I was touched also).the price of war is exorbitant,funny enough war solves nothing; d defeated would want vengeance now or later and as such the cycle continues. war's aftermath has and will never b pleasant.

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4:
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed:
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that I don't have?
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!!!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Principal: Chinekemeee!!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
Principal : Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the University... Even I myself got all answers wrong!!! LOL

YOU ALSO GOT IT ALL WRONG. DIRTY MINDS WHAT WERE U THINKING? ;DA female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4:
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed:
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that I don't have?
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!!!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Principal: Chinekemeee!!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
Principal : Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the University... Even I myself got all answers wrong!!! LOL

YOU ALSO GOT IT ALL WRONG. DIRTY MINDS WHAT WERE U THINKING?

I copied this from a young man who was
inspired by a lady who lost her husband in
Kolofata. I felt it should be shared in light of women who lost their husbands to the boko haram insurgency.
(pls I edited the original writeup)


Excuse me, have you seen my husband?
He is a soldier, strong and brave.
He has fierce eyes and a bravery of six lions.

I hear him calling but can’t see him
He told me he will come back
bringing me a medal of glory
bringing me bitter-sweet tales

He promised to often keep in touch
has he forgotten?
He swore to come for our baby's shower
we waited but now the soup is sour

If this be a dream, wake me up
if this be a piece of theatre,
let the act end, stop d drum beating,
pause the music and still d dancing

on ur departure with your comrades,
you all were singing victory songs
as you sat at the back of
the military wagon.

Were you singing victory into your death?
You left me just like your comrades had left other women
Shame on you all

What wrong did we do?
Did we marry heroes or horrors?
Every day I hear the enemy visited
I will ask about mine
i prayed God a sign.

Today i was told you were coming home
I bathed the children
we waited with baited breathe
rehearsed and failed at welcome speeches

I longed for echoes
of ur departing victory songs
in its place I heard the siren of death
I saw your comrades in tears
junior clinched to me in fear
he asked where is daddy?

They showed us a box.
What do I tell the children?
“Daddy went to fight the dragon and the
dragon ate him”.

I refuse to accept this,
bring my husband back to me!
Where is my husband?
where is my hero?
Let him call my name

give me my husband keep the medals
soldier husband tell them to keep it
I want you
you decorate him with medals
of what use are they in shoel?

Why did I marry a soldier
why did I marry a man
who chose death over me

Now you’re gone protecting the country, who will protect me?
Shame on you husband of mine.
Shame on you father of my children.

What did I do wrong that
you took me from my father’s house
just to leave me alone?

Shame on you soldier.
They say you are a hero,
no you are a coward.
Only a coward leaves his wife & kids
to cold hands of an uncertainty world

Wake up, tell me how to handle
this calamity.
After all these gunshots and decoration, the people will go
am left eye locked with reality

The people u went to defend
will never pass by again
Why did I marry a soldier?



Ever since he (the original writer) wrote this, he hasnt been able to post it till recently because every day he read it tears flowed.

dear reader, rather than place all attention on what isn't working right now ;can we for a moment forget all differences in ideologies ,religion or tongue to pay respect to these gallant soldiers and say a brief prayer for these widows and their children.

my brothers clamoring for war please read and reconsider its cost. violence doesnt solve it dissolves.

proudly bachelor I

I came across this and felt it's worth sharing.Choose your position and tell me ur rank:

18-22yrs - Bachelor II

23-26yrs - Bachelor I

27-29 yrs - senior Bachelor

30-33 yrs - Principal Bachelor

34-37 yrs - Deputy Chief Bachelor

38-40 yrs - chief Bachelor Grade II

41-48 yrs - Bachelor General

49 yrs - ... life Bachelor/Field Marshall

Stop laughing just go and get married, it's time now before you become a Field Marshall. Hahahaha.... I get Y, make una go Marry... ahhhh ahhhh., una nor wan share rice because d price don cost..

lets see where this is heading. op keep it coming

Pulcherdee:
Please how do I generate invoice for hostel payment. Can't see it on my page. Plus there is a section for accommodation payment process where we were asked some questions and asked to answer. Please what's that for?

hope u ve gotten authority to pay frm d hall ist? if u ve then:

u click on d button "process accomodation payment" to generate d invoice; on d page where u are asked questions simply fill in d answers but in d spaces how many semesters accomodated & no of semesters (cnt recollect wats there) simply fill 2. enter ur clinic no in d space marked for that.

ur invoice shd read #25,300 for 3 man room & 35,300 for 2 man room.

all d best

Jesufemmy:
Good evening good people. Pls what is the next thing to do after paying for the accommodation at the bank. Am I printing any receipt and am I going to take it to the pg school for stamping? What are the documents am to take to the warden?
I will appreciate a very quick response. Thanks so much.

go print ur accommodation payment receipt online den go stamp it at d subdeans office. hope u ve paid ur hall dues if not do so. then convert ur teller to receipt at d hostel.

u wud submit photocopies of:
hall due receipt
accomodation request form
school fees receipt
Admission letter
jaja card
accomodation bio data form (print online)

all d best

tief:
No maatric number yet Sso can't have jaja card tho done with my medicals in one day with serius begging am waiting for matric number

hmm, u would need to exercise more patience then. once u get ur matric no reapply online and importantly get ur jaja card. all d best

@tief: until u have a matric no (notified u by mail) u will keep experiencing that. Simply wait till u assigned one (matric no) then apply asap. hop u have ur jaja (clinic) card ready?

well I read some interesting posts here. I think I can relate well to the issue on grd. many things inform one's choice of either staying bk or moving on.

after weighing my options:
accommodation and feeding: thank God for family house, #5000 per month covers feeding and at least three hours light frm generator every night. mind u there's move than enough to eat at home(my parent's) but I must start being independent fully.(my thought).

job apportunity: served in a minstry and after that experience didnt pray for retention, while serving I had already occupied myself running other business that I could readily fall back on after service. I didnt apply to companies since I had other plans.

I decided to take life headlong rather than run to the seeming comfort of home. y go home sit and eat all in the name of waiting for a job u can never b too sure of, save u have a sure connection somewhere. After staying home for a while ur parents and people begin to stylishly ask some funny questions.

the thing is early and proper planning based on the area one finds his or herself. dont ever wait till the end or towards d end of service yr before planning for life after service (a stitch in time saves nine). above all pray and be led by the spirit of God. I didnt regret my decision to stay back its one of d best ve made so far.

keriafe:
any geology applicant here...?

yes a geology applicant is here sir. anything d matter?