Don’t know how a club will sign a player like Fofana after that injury he had at Leicester if not that they were under a spell .

Imagine buying Chiesa 85m when he comes back from this injury, your own don be be dat. Long may your woes continue though

Never in the history of football have we ever heard the term “unlocking a footballer” Poorgba pioneered the term and till today remains unlocked. Only player whose quality only shows “on his day” which is once every decade. Never seen a con artist like Fraudgba all my life.

Aside physicality, there’s nothing pogba has over Eriksen. Even as a half dead, I would pick Eriksen over and over again not to talk of prime Eriksen.But this is what you get, when you trade the important years of your career at a useless club like Tottheham. I pity the likes of Son and Kane, by the time they retire, people would say Elanga and Abraham were better players.

Juventus should keep enjoying their dab lord on his days —which may not even come till he contract runs down . Good riddance.

Casemiro Dey play like Shaw.

Anthony offers nothing in front

This De mumu should just stay at Barcelona. He already lost the fan base before his arrival. I don’t blame him honestly, na ETH I blame. It’s clear the board has done everything possible. Let’s move on abeg.

I don’t know why people are mentioning Tielemans and Neves, they are not similar to De jong in the role ETH wants to use him. Kovacic, Erisksen etc are more suitable. But we know Eriksen can’t play 10 games consecutively and he has probably failed his medical sef

The only person I can think of perfect for the role is Verrati but he’s never going to come. Who then are the likely options?

Matty cash, lamptey, Foyth etc are Rb’s we can tempt. Dalot simply can’t defend for his life.

Ten Hag should get his players please. He’s dealing with expert con-men. Pre season serial winners until league start.

Honestly, our board is something else. We should have gotten our new signings for pre season. It’s really annoying. Ten - Hag already talking like Ole “they are trying.” He will learn the hard way.


This Barcelona though, where dem Dey see money buy players? And what exactly is their pull? So many players still want to go there even though even though. When you are big you are big abeg. Dembele just agreed to salary reduction. They should just give us that De jong na.

I don’t like to talk about that Norwegian misfit again. Just look at all the defenders he signed for us: Bissaka, Varane, Maguire, and Telles. Why would you not continue to curse him every time you remember?

Ajax don’t want 50m for Lisandro when sterling was just signed for 45m? They were even willing to collect 35m from Arsenal just few weeks ago. When will this extortion end really? 50m for an unproven short center back not enough lol.

They are even quoting 80m for Anthony. Is Van der Saar really for or against us?

How much did they sell gavrenberch and mazraoui to Bayern? Thunder fire Ajax for real for real.

Our Apari should also look for targets elsewhere abi what’s this Dutch hegemony?

Since Ten Hag is scouting his old boys why don’t we kuku go for ziyech too? Nonsense and ingredients.

You watch De jong’s clips and see cleverly pro max. He was substituted more than 20 times last season. Lol No hope for this club.

Na so we Dey shout varane too dem no hear.

The board obviously do not like criticism of any kind and Ten Hag also undermined the role during his presser.

I pray he succeeds but he should be ready to take whatever comes his way if this decision backfires.

Ralf around any club would improve their structure. I don’t think people know how big the Red Bull project was— that’s like the biggest football project I’ve seen and Ralf was trusted to oversee it. Made them all playing same way.Make I just fold my hands.

MRTA7:


Yes, she's actually leaving him. Seems he cannot help himself.

Lmao really Lmao.

I find it really difficult to believe when women leave footballers sha. I mean, with all that financial security? except there’s violence. Abi oyinbo girls don’t care about the money truly? This girl in particular has shown martial shege and she’s still leaving him

Martial has no spine in every aspects of his life though.

Martial coming back to United . Failed loan to put it mildly. You had over 4 managers and added nothing to your game and you thought the team/league was the problem? Maybe his girlfriend broke up with him again?

I wish all these overrated blokes would go to other top clubs to see how they will fair. That fraudgba especially, I wish Madrid could sign him so Modric at 35 can bench the useless boy. Overrated piece of sh*t.

Anyone who feels he’s bigger than this club should join another top club and let us see something.

Ego aside, how many of our players will even see shirt in a top club? Make martial no fit see shirt for Sevilla smh. Don’t forget if he was playing well before the injury, they would still want him around.

I really hope all these Ten-hag’s talk of eagerness to start working with Ronaldo is just for the press. He shouldn’t even think of building the team around him except he wants to be on his way to perdition.

It’s reported Nunez wants champions league football and therefore we are not an option. Haaland is off. Nkuku going nowhere according to Leipzig.

Which young striker remain for market like this?

The Anthony boy does nothing special. He will just be another Ziyech honestly.

I’d rather get NETO from wolves. Is it until Liverpool sign that boy? I tire for these bastards. Anthony na average player. But at least, he will be playing with a manager that made him. He fit no flop much. But the guy isn’t better than Januzaj.

De jong really? Shey Erik want to play him as a DM ni? The guy isn’t exceptional at Barcelona, why do we have to pay 70m for such player?

Bleep reunion please. We need unknown hungry players.

Ellexy:
Rio Ferdinand is suggesting that Ralf be banned from press conferences cos of what he’s exposing at the club....

Oloriburuku. E be like sae we no go Dey give anybody legend designation after leaving. None of them has this club in anyway. Just yarn rubbish and nothing more.

Some of you ehn

So you need a coach to motivate our players to beat Brighton? You people didn’t see their body language? Those useless players downed tools since we go out of of champions league. Blame Ralf all you want, you are only deceiving yourself and you know. Ralf’s bluntness would motivate any serious player to be in the squad next season, reverse is the case for these sissies.

I remember I was shouting here when Ole the useless, clueless drunkard wanted to sign varane. We told him he was past his prime and that it was Ramos who carried him all these while, how has varane improved our defense? 50m in the drain. The amukunmeko further destroyed the club by signing Ronaldo to an already egoistic dressing room.

Anyways, the away fans were chanting “ you don’t deserve to wear the shirt” today. They know who the culprits are and it’s not Ralf. Any person who can research will see how Ralf team played over the years. Miraculously, he can’t replicate same here. Lol

We move to Ten Hag.

Pogba the unlocked thespian.

Never again to players like him. To unlock vault of US treasury sef no suppose hard like that. Schneiderlin, Fellaini, matic, herrera, etc couldn’t unlock the werey.

He just pocketed $140m in five years to teach us how to dab. I swear, make I no catch that boy one on one for Mokola, e go collect.

TrebleChamp:
He was that good, yet no single club made an offer to sign him in 5 years. His Agent was even hawking him around to other Club, yet not one made any attempt to sign him. He is the most useless midfielder United ever sign after Both Kleberson and Djemba Djemba, a total complete waste of space earning so much for doing absolutely nothing. He was even so desperate to sign a new deal, cos he knows no club want him. Thank God for Rafiu's advice, the mumu board would have dashed him £500k per week deal. He is leaving at the end of the season, good riddance ...

You have said it all. Baba is even going for free and no club is moving mad for his signature. As old as modric is, if he wants to leave today, clubs will scramble for his signature.

We shouldn’t have signed pogba back. We should have listened to fergie. Good riddance to bad rubbish. He should fucck off. Never gave us one consistent season in 5 years. Never entered team of the season. Never our best player in any season. Smh

Lmao. I swear, I feel the glazers have given some kind of power cus what’s these pressers?

“We shall have a new team”
“It’s obvious we need a new team”

He even confirmed pogba is leaving. Lmao

Rauf baba, eyan Daniel Regha

Ralf specifically said he already knew we would need a lot of new faces after his 4th week. That was when he gave up I guess. Cus that was when he ditched his 4:2::2:2. Noticed those bastards couldn’t cope with the pressing and succumbed to their wish.

He should keep spitting till the end of season. Na beg I Dey beg am.

But tf is actually wrong with rashford? Never seen him so disinterested in football like this. Tf is wrong with that guy? Smh

Ralph baba . Na everybody collect wotor wotor including medics and head coaches. Lmao. They must hate him so badly already. Wish he could be out sporting director. Make I see something.

afrodoc2:


With these same players?

Shebi within 2 months you guys will come back and start claiming the players are good enough but Ten Hag is the only problem. That time you will again forget that 2 truths can co-exist.

As long as Pep and Klopp are around we need unbelievably smart player investment to even compete for titles. If we don't invest properly and build the right structure (instead of giving people like Nicky Butt and Darren Fletcher jobs that they do not deserve) we will have 10 more years of failure.

These players ke? They’ve exhausted their tax. Wind has blown, we’ve seen the anus of bobrisky. The veil has been lifted. Only the serious ones are being supported now. Everybody don tire. So I meant if Ten got his players. And I expect him to work with the youngins more.

I don’t even understand that Fletcher and Butt roles. Is Ralf ought not be involved in all these processes as a consultant? Why is Fletcher interviewing our potential managers ffs?

I expect top 4 next season. Pep is going to Ac Milan 2024. We should compete by then.

afrodoc2:


When we were criticising the players that time you OleOutters wore emotional blindfold and refused to use logic.

It is now you know 2 truths can co-exist.

We did the right thing. We had to chase away first, the pivot man. The heart of our cluelessness. It’s not the case that, if you gave Ole good players, he would play good football. So good riddance.

What do you expect from Ten -Hag doc? How many years before we smell trophy under him?

Lana1:

No hard feelings FussBot but maybe finally finally, na fufu dey your head. Your words. Not mine.

My brother, I’ve finally seen the light. Fufu Dey my head dat time.

Two truths can co-exist though in that —Ole is a dunce and we have useless players. Ole didn’t even have any idea he wanted to transmit into players hence my heavy hammer on him. But clearly, half of these players are spoilt rats.

Ole still never get job —to show man is really clueless. I heard Jeller boys of ogbomoso are looking for a coach sha

My potential signings for Ten Hag:

Lamptey
Neto
Bisouuma/haidara
And any young centre forward.

Make we use those ones gazor bisa bisa first.

Martial crying to leave Sevilla already, LMAO.

That is the fate of all those useless players we parade as world class. I really want them to test the water in other top teams to know what’s up. Lmao

donstan18:

Pogba is one of the most talented midfielder in the world.

Players becomes shiit when they play for shiit club like ManU

No matter how shitty a club is, your quality as a special player will always show. We’ve seen it time and time over again. At least, do your part and let people know others are the problem.

Pogba has never won our player of the season . One of the most talented indeed.

See, let’s just focus on getting a new coach. Not interested in jogba’s talk. He should go to Paris or Madrid. Enough is enough.

After 5 years of dancing galala, Fraudgba does not know his role

What about you told us your role yourself? 3 different managers, and none could determine your role? werey roller coaster . I’m happy his comments didn’t get usual buzz unlike before. Everybody don tire for in matter. He should f**k off.

If we want to tempt a national team coach, why not go for FLICK? They should give him a blank Cheque please.

Please, you people should go to shekpe thread to continuously argue Messi and Ronaldo.

This club is in a precarious situation and we need all hands on deck to move it forward. We need to constantly brainstorm to bring out solutions. And yes, the Board reads our recommendations from this thread .

So you people should shift abeg abeg.

Poch or Ten hag now?

My fear is that, these useless players can’t play Hag’ s style. His team ran Benfica down and they ( benfica) only qualified with luck. Ajax wan kill them— with relatively unknown players. Wouldn’t mind him to be honest.

What next for us?