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The lady in question is reading your responces as they are coming in now, and she is happy of being justified.

Don't you think she is a lesbian?

NairaLanders

Please what is your opinion or impression if a lady refers to another lady as "My Love or My Darling or My Sweet Heart".

@resortprop

Surely the houses have documents.
I will call you to fix a meeting appointment with you in your office.
Best regards.

@resortprop

Once again, thanks.
A. There are two houses involved. While one will be for my living the other will be commercialised.
B. The former is in Lekki while latter is in Surulere.
C. All things being equal I should be able to repay N250,000 per month or bulk payment .ie. 6 months upfront. Can this repayment plus plan interest offset the mortgage in 10 years?
D. What is the average interest charged. Will it be fixed or yo-yo.
E. The two buildings has no CofO. Is this going to affect my application?

@resortprop
Thanks for your responce. I will call you soonest as you advised but in the interim, can you please enlighting me on the enquiries I raised.

@autonomy
Its my pleasure, you are welcome.
I would have take your offer up but I have commit myself to one at Benin Republic auto market. Wishing you well in your endeavours.
Cheers.

Dear NairaLanders, please I need your advice and input.

I am interested in going for a N25million mortgage to buy a house in Lekki. I want to know:
1. What do I require (docus etc) to enable me apply for a mortgage;
2. Which is the best mortgage institution to approach that have the ability to grant fund;
3. What is the average repayment per month or per annum;
4. How many years will it take to pay back the N25mil.

I am waiting for your beautiful responses.

Dear NairaLanders, please I need your advice and input.

I am interested in going for a N25million mortgage to buy a house in Lekki. I want to know:
1. What do I require (docus etc) to enable me apply for a mortgage;
2. Which is the best mortgage institution to approach that have the ability to grant fund;
3. What is the average repayment per month or per annum;
4. How many years will it take to pay back the N25mil.

I am waiting for your beautiful responses.

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In my quest to pick a vehicle to buy this week for my personal use. I went to Benin Republic auto market which I presume is the largest auto market in West Africa. Therein, you will find thousands and thousands of various types of new or tokunbo cars, 4x4, CRV, buses, trucks, etc on display for sale.

I have decided to relate my experience with you all. Though this is not my first time of visiting the auto market which covers a large expanse of land. The auto market is located at a place called Ritiz and Mivvo. It costs CFA10OO (N350) for a return transport fare from and to Nigeria border by taxi.

At the auto market after moving around for almost two hours and yet to cover a third of the market. I settled for a Honda Pilot 2003 and Toyota Landcruiser 2003. Herewith are their price details:
1. Honda Pilot 2003 with full option, mint condition, gold colour - CFA 4.2million
Transit to Nigeria border - CFA 600,000
Nigeria Custom duty - N250,000
With CFA1,000 exchanging for N350, therefore purchase+transit = N1.68million, add N250,000 duty
Total cost = N1,93m

2. Honda Pilot 2003 with full option and broken bumper but very clean both inside and outside - CFA 3.8million
Transit to Nigeria border - CFA 600,000
Nigeria Custom duty - N250,000
With CFA1,000 exchanging for N350, therefore purchase+transit = N1.54million, add N250,000 duty
Total cost = N1,79m

3. Toyota Landcruiser 2003 with full option, mint condition - CFA 5.5million
Transit to Nigeria border - CFA 650,000
Nigeria Custom duty - N290,000
With CFA1,000 exchanging for N350, therefore purchase+transit = N2.152mil, add N290,000 duty
Total cost = N2.442mil
Upon duty payment to the Nigerian Custom Service at the Seme border and completion of the paperwork. You are free to drive away the vehicle without any fear of molestation, harrassment by anybody.

I want you NairaLanders to please give answer to these my questions.
Do Honda Pilot 2003 has:
a) The ability to handle everyday movements within Lagos with its attendant hold-ups, go-slows and also improptu trips within Nigeria?
b) Fuel economy?
c) Spare parts easily available in the market? Are they affordable?
d) Can it be serviced or/and repaired by any Honda mechanic?
e) Does it overheat?
I would like to know of any of its flaws and the advantage it has that I did'nt raised.

NairaLanders, your responces will be highly appreciated.

autonomy:
why not make a 20 naira call and get the final price.

Its a pity that you gave the above reply that smacks of pride, arrogance and insult to a potential client whom you are supposed to woo intelligently. Also, why don't you display your selling price to the public instead of playing cloak and dagger game with it. For your information, I am planning to buy a Honda Pilot 2003 this week and thats the reason why I went to Benin Republic auto market yesterday. I saw your offer now and you would have been my best option but for the earlier mentioned two blunders made by you. Unfortunately you have lost me.
I wish you well but I will implore you to rectify the blunders. Who knows, you may thereafter get a buyer after the vehicle has spent over a month on the shelf.

@fateavon4u

Thank you very much for your word of encouragement.

I am sorry that I am writing you late, I travelled to Republic of Togo and came in few hours ago.

The plan and efforts of Lagos State Govt. to build and expand a 10 lane Eric Moore - Badagry Expressway incorporating dedicated lanes for LAMATA Bus (BRT) and Light Rail (Blue Line) was hailed by all and sundry including the ECOWAS States as its benefit is immeasurable. But unfortunately with the reality on ground now and from impecable sources (upon my enquiry) at the 2 construction companies (Berger and CCECC) handling the project. Expectation of early completion of the project won't come to reality until 2016 at the earliest. This is due to the fact that:
1. The Lagos State Govt. is owing the construction companies.
2. By December 2011, Berger (B) will suspend work at the spot they are now - Mile 2
3. The slow pace work of CCECC constructing the rail passage, pillars, bays etc. is affecting the speed and work of B and this is already causing bad blood between them
4. CCECC slow pace is reckoned as a 2 years drawback.
I now wondered what will happen to the coach and engine of the light rail when it arrives Lagos from USA where it has gone for refitting for Nigeria use. Will it be parked somewhere in Lagos at the mercy of the weather elements? Hence it will be delivered between Dec. 2011 and Jan. 2012.
By the conclusion of the contract, will the coach and engine still maintain its standard and safety quality?
Why are the contractors not paid as at when due bearing in mind the strategic position and role they are playing towards the success of the project?
I know that Fashola is a good Governor. Loved by everybody including me, and a good administrator. But it baffles me why his administration is owing the contractors and why don't they find out the ability of CCECC to execute the project before awarding them the light rail contract which has overwhelmed their ability to perform.

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Tadeus:
I will send you a mail soonest


cheers

This your "soonest" is taking a new meaning. It is has been days ago you promised, yet nothing heard from you. Is it that you have no idea on the information requested for?

fateavon4u:
Guy,u harsh ooo.goodluck wt d search.

Thanks.
I have to let, instil and give a caveat to the age brackets of 23 yrs to 30 yrs ladies - including those that hide their phone number when calling me - that I am a practical man who say it the way it is. Not a Player/Jester/Sugar Daddy/Unserious One/Time Waster etc.
Like I requested for earlier, I need mature lady ONLY. I know their is a lady out there that fits my request. The lady should contact me on 0808-247-8992.

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How much will;

1. A full optioned Toyota Landcruiser V8 wide body (the model before the current one)
2. A Toyota Matrix and
3. A Mazda 626 with a/c
cost me at Ritzi port and also the cost to Andrew Park with your help. Please give the cost separately.

I am waiting for your answer on bowiehertzgroup@yahoo.com asap or now.

Bowie11:
Hello NairaLanders. Please I need your recommendation/s.

I am a car freak and need a car or 4x4 that:
A. Has durability
B. Will project a good PR image of my company
C. Has good aesthetic and aircraft cockpit look .ie. dials, controls, indicators etc
D. Can withstand everyday movements and trips.
And with all the above qualities, yet average priced.

Recommedation/s can be for new and/or tokunbo vehicle.
Awaiting realistic responces.

I requested for "RECOMMENDATION" of a car or 4x4 that has the above stated four qualities, with reason to justify the choice. We will thereafter move to its purchasing process. Awaiting gurus answer.

This is to inform ladies of 23yrs to 30yrs that have called or contacted me or intend to do so to re-read my well detailed request. And know that I don't need their age range because they are too young for me, so please stay away. I AM NOT A JOKER. I AM A MATURE MAN THAT KNOWS WHAT HE WANT.

I have 2 corrupted flash drive. 1 is being recognised by system but can't be accessed while the other one is not recognised. The 2 has important files in them. Please how do I recover the files? NairaLand gurus help me out !

I have 2 corrupted flash drive. 1 is being recognised by system but can't be accessed while the other one is not recognised. The 2 has important files in them. Please how do I recover the files? NairaLand gurus help me out !

I have 2 corrupted flash drive. 1 is being recognised by system but can't be accessed while the other one is not recognised. The 2 has important files in them. Please how do I recover the files? NairaLand gurus help me out !

Awaiting

Hello NairaLanders. Please I need your recommendation/s.

I am a car freak and need a car or 4x4 that:
A. Has durability
B. Will project a good PR image of my company
C. Has good aesthetic and aircraft cockpit look .ie. dials, controls, indicators etc
D. Can withstand everyday movements and trips.
And with all the above qualities, yet average priced.

Recommedation/s can be for new and/or tokunbo vehicle.
Awaiting realistic responces.

I am still available and ready to offer my service.

@omolajaone
I want to know the full details of the miniflat .ie. Is it 1 bedroom and 1 parlour? How wide are the rooms? Does it has separate and inbult toilet, bath, kitchen? Is there public tap with running water therein? Is it a neat and presentable apartment? Does it has parking space? Is it on a dry land? What is the total package cost? etc. Let me have the answers and any ones that help me now. I am on bowiehertzgroup@yahoo.com or 07039822651 and waiting.

Religion is an opium just like money. People are ready to argue, shout, fight, main, kill for it. I have been priviledged to relate or know some of these 'men of god' one on one and have seen the lies, fake and deceit that goes on. Why will you be forced to pay N200 for a prayer leaflet before you are allowed into Synagogue church hence without it YOU WON'T be allowed in? Why are the ushers selecting, by the way you dress, those that will sit on the ground floor near T.B Joshua and the pulpit, and those that will seat upstair away from him? Though on the positive side, I know of someone that was hamstrung and has a day left to pay his rent unless he'll be ejected. He went to Synagogue met a member who gave him the whole amount he needed in cash instantly. Oyedepo created DOMI (David Oyedepo Ministry). Every employees of Winners worldwide - paid pastors, other workers etc - are employed by DOMI. DOMI's a/c is maintained separately from Winners with Mr. & Mrs. Oyedepo as the sole signatory. The a/c is credited with 10% of workers salary deducted from source; 10% of all the tithe, offering realised from all Winners worldwide; 10% of all sales from Winners publishing house; 10% of the fees paid by students in Covenant University, Kingdom Heritage etc. It is so funny to see the height church money making venture has been taking to since Benson Idahosa started it. Infact, I pity those ones that have allowed themselves to be hoodwinked and psychoanalised by 'men of god'.