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judefcc:
Count down to my engagement

Darling lets play a Romance game. Show me your dik and I show you mine. You first?

thornapple:
What are you?. Gay?.

Boi boo wash your eyes clearly and read my signature . I have two boyfriends and can have yours. Easy

thornapple:
cos u are a dikkk.

Boo boo you are nasty. I bet I can take your man

thornapple:
There was this uncle that had been making sexual advances to me for quite a while. It got to a point i reported it to his wife but she seemed helpless herself not to talk of confronting him.
He was my father's business partner and often came to our house.
There was this day he came around and my parents and siblings weren't around.
He was actually been expected as there were files my younger brother was supposed to hand over to him as instructed by Dad.
As is usual with him, my brother soon left to play ball with his friends leaving our gate unlocked.
I was watching African magic before the lights went out so i laid on the settee for my siesta.
Woke to the creaking sound of our front door. As i opened my eyes i saw the figure of a man walking straight into our living room. Jumped to my feet in shock only to realize it was my Dad's friend.
Initially thought it was a robber or something so i felt quite relieved.
Knowing what he came for i offered him a seat as i got up to go get the files. He was already seated as i turned to leave but then i returned to pick my phone in order to call my brother in case i couldn't locate the files in his room.
By the time i got back i noticed he was back on his feet.
Not suspecting anything i persuaded him to exercise patience that i won't be long and hurried off with my phone.
Locating the file didn't take much time but as i turned to leave i saw the man now Manning the door to my brother's room.
I had never felt so shocked in my life before.
The man started asking me for just few minutes with him.
I had never done this before, getting deflowered by a married man right in my father's house was unthinkable.
I threatened to scream and draw the attention of my brother but he told me he saw my brother playing with his friends in the neighborhood on his way.
I was thinking really fast but as i did, he brought out his joystick and started stroking it gently as he stepped into the room.
That was the clue i needed to know what to do.
I turned on the video recording app in my phone as he begged.
It was my very first time of seeing an adult "thing" in my life.
At a point he started making towards me so i told him what i just did.
As scared as i was i asked him to let me go else he won't get away with it.
To my relief he turned sober and begged me to delete the video.
I gave him my word i would gladly delete it once it was safe to do so.
He listened and we both stepped out with him leading the way since he was closer to the door.
Once at the gate i turned on my phone to delete it but he wanted to delete it himself to be sure so i handed him the phone.
The moment he was done he quickly returned my phone and hurried off.
Without any video evidence i still reported the incidence to my mom and that was the last i ever saw of him till date.


So Ladies in the house share yours as i just did.

Y'all should know better, all Dikkks are innocent until proven guilty. I love dikkks

phemyhollar:
To start with, I'd like to say I love my girlfriend a lot, she was my first love. We met during my first year in school, she is the sweetest person I've met, she has a wonderful personality and a beautiful plumpy body to match.. To cut long story short she was my dream girl.. everything was going on smoothly until she started losing weight .. We talked about it but all dl she told me was that she was trying to watch her weight..in my own opinion I felt that was totally uncalled for, she had a flat tummy, big bum and reasonably big boobs.. I tried to talk her out of it but she wouldn't listen, she even thinks I'm being selfish. Right now her beautiful bum is gone and she still trying to shed more weight.. I'm no longer sexually attracted to her but I still love her very much,I don't know how long I can keep up with this.. Please what can i do.

boo boo Girls are horrible creatures & i can help you. Boo Boo .can you kiss?

harrison12:
i understand you bro...the phrase 'i love you' to some people seem to be a kind of huge committment and devotion and if you aren't ready for that, it's better not to say anything or give false hopes to the girl.

I love u

meeky007:
CULTIST

Boo can I reach you how to swim? What colour is your swimming pant?

meeky007:
CC:LALASTICLALA
CC:MYND44
MAKE UNA COME BAN CC:BOXER007
GAY ALERT

Boo boo calm down. boo boo We having a mature conversation

meeky007:
AND U CAN TURN ME GAY BAD FOR U I DONT NEED UR LIL MONEY ITS WORTH NOTHING

boo boo calm. Boo boo hav you ever had a dik I your mouth? Why not. Boo boo if I offer you 50k for a week wit you, you know you want it. Boo boo every man needs cash

meeky007:
I HATE SEEING SOMEONE U LOVE CHEAT ON U!

Boo boo show me your dik and I show you mine

cyntomania70:
OOOk , this type of issue , we dont know how to handle it ooo....But abeg why wont a married woman stay in her marriage , you will go after your friend's husband .... hmmm na wa oo




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Who cares?

Naijahelm:
A Nigerian man, who goes by the twitter name @beebzyrozay has narrated how he ordered for Versace shoes online, only to get 'Versac' without 'E' on delivery after two months delay.

Its really terrible trusting these online stores with your money.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/01/nigerian-man-orders-for-versace-shoe.html?m=1

Boo boo may I hug you?

Truckpusher:
I went to an interesting place this afternoon and I was surprised about what guys were gisting about.

These guys started with a long list if the girls they've efed before and as if this wasn't enough these guys went extra mile by making analysis of what a true king of fuccck would have done to be crowned one.

Omo! Na so so laugh I dey laff. Did you guys know that these guys were just plain silly I swear.
Some body said ,that a guy must have fuccked a mother and a daughter to achieve that title and someone else countered him that a guy must have done all of the above and his own sister to achieve the useless title and right in the same house was a guy that we all knew that he fuccked his sister sometime ago.

Omo! The fight wey nearly commot, no be for hear sha
My question is ,do you think that this guy said that thing on purpose to offend the other guy or it was a normal talk, talked at the wrong time ,the wrong place with the wrong person around and listening ?
Naijaboiy,Deejavuu, missclassy,blacket,MizMyColi,KingTom,Mznelly,and all good people of romacelanders ,you people got to justice to this palaver.
I need your assistance on this matter now.

Because na so so laugh I dey laugh.

Boo boo may I kiss your thick lips?

refiner:
I was discussing with a friend earlier today...she is married tho with a kid,so she jokely asked me to bring a guy home next year ooo,that she can't wait to dance in my wedding ceremony...but I was like...sister mi,I will only get married when I get into school,graduate,go for nysc and have a good job,she didn't take that lightly with me....she started telling me how desperate many girls will be by that time and probably marry the wrong guy and also gave me an example with her husband elder sister who is still in her dad's house till today,getting old but still in her home...and she made a decision like me when she was younger but she has no hubby now and she's getting older....

Another friend of mine told me last week that she will be 21 by next year and if someone come for her she will willingly marry him...I was amazed...

What do you think friends...do you agree with them and what's ur reason,I will appreciate mature opinions...

Boo boo can I have your man for a day?

meeky007:
CC:LALASTICLALA
CC:MYND44
MAKE UNA COME BAN CC:BOXER007
GAY ALERT

I should get banned for my sexual preference? Y'all so backwards. Is it by force to like the opposite sex? Boo boo You dont like diks,good for u

refiner:
Give me ur own number,cos I know u need help!

Boo boo you not my type. I fuk only guys. Boo boo I know I will give your man a good kiss much better than u. Let me have him

refiner:
Idiat!!!..stop stalking me...isi ewu!

Boo boo you don't like competition? Boo boo you scared I will take you man?boo boo give me his number?

refiner:
Some guys are funny tho...

His number has been switched off since first of this month....no Xmas gift for me this year....

And I've bought his already...

Boo boo you man don't want ya. Boo boo may I have his number?.