₦airaland Forum

fingard02k:
Hi kwa? Your signature disgust me

Boo Boo u need romance in your life. How do you do?

PoliticalThuG:
rubbish

Boo Boo may i hug u?

Guys, so y'all will not suck a d*ick to save your life?

mizzkweenbee:
U've been noticed, now swerve

Boo Boo, I can get any man I want on Nairaland including your man. Deal with it

fingard02k:
Who is your nairaland most influential and popular member.

Hi

mizzkweenbee:
U've been noticed, now swerve

Boo Boo You such a A$$. You jelous I get more men than u?

PoliticalThuG:
boy, go and play with ur mates. Kid

Boo Boo, thats not a nice thing to say. Are you single?

john1982:
I am 34years old, i have a wife with two children but this my wife engage herself from one boy friend to another, and i dont want to leave her because of our two children, i dont want another woman to come and maltreat my children, i dont know what to do o, IT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO NOW O please advise me.

Boo Boo women are evil. Would u consider dating men?

PoliticalThuG:
I live in London presently and i am considering coming home to get a nigeria lady for a wife.

But the only set-back i have now is some stories i read on nairaland, how nigerian ladies dnt make good wives, how nigerian ladies cheat, how nigerian ladies love money too much, how nigerian ladies are dirty, how nigerian ladies have smelling and rotten possey, how nigerian ladies bla bla bla bla..

All these stories are getting me scared, please can i ever get a good lady from nigeria to marry?

Marry Me

mizzkweenbee:
What's this one saying

Boo Boo I will take your man anyday. I kiss better

Hey guys, hiya. Who are the Smartest Guys?

If a man places a Gun on your head and ask you suck his D*ick for an hour? Would you gladly obey?

mizzkweenbee:
U
Am still very much around oo. Just been busy lately, kinda observing from d audience.

Boo Boo I dont like u.I bet I can take your man if I seduce him

kratosonofzeus:
send 150k for transport alaye

Boo Boo get a taxi to my place in banana, ring the bell and I will pay

I can't believe that they attacked me in such manner. Why? Jealousy? Please who can tell me how to delete my account and for those who think I'm fake, here are more pictures. I get this attitude a lot from strangers cause I'm a very beautiful lady. One even had the guts to say I bleached, I'll upload my secondary school picture too for you to see, don't let hate overshadow your sense of reasoning. My grandma is from UK and that helped enhance my looks, my mum is a really beautiful lady but sharing her pics here is absurd.

Boo Boo, Gays are not hateful. We are peaceful

kratosonofzeus:
mr boxer ido u realize that a new anti gay organization has been organized in nigeria....they cut pricks o

Boo boo i have a statue of a priiick in my bag. I feel safe and secure. Boo boo would you like to come over to my place for dinner?

TheArchangel:
1--If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her. If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts.
Addendum: Unless your thought includes a plan to sleep with said girlfriend. Evacuate said thoughts from your mind, as this violates several other sections of bro code and shalt not be considered a 'straight up thought'.
---Unless your bro and his girl are into that. Then refer to section 69E of the Bro Code for Eifel Tower etiquette.
2-If your Bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more weights on the bar before you call the police.
Tell them he finished the set too.
3--If two bros knows the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it.
If a bro is excited to tell a story that you've heard from another bro, pretend it's your first time hearing it and high-five him.
4-If a bro dies and you have a chance to clear his internet history and destroy his hard drive you must do it.
------The bro consensus for this code is not enough.
So listen carefully- Just set the laptop on fire, please. Also, burn everything you find under the bed. Just to be safe.
5-You shall provide drinks for any bros who help you move house.
Thou shall provide beer for any bro that helps you in a physically demanding task
Addendum: Thou shalt help a bro move at least once and be compensated accordingly. Thou art not obligated to help a bro move again until said bro has assisted in a minimum of one change of domicile for thyself and he has been compensated accordingly. Said previous rule can be broken if either party are feeling particularly generous or are 'best bros' as defined in section 36-C subsection 4.
6-Don't throw friends under the bus to impress others
If there is a girl you want to impress, ask your bro if it's cool to throw him under the bus. He will say yes. Just ask, god damn it.
Well there's the "yes rule" where whatever weird bullshit your friend says to impress a girl you have to corroborate, no matter how dumb.

Boo boo we dont need ladies anyways

deluxez12:
hush please

thanks dear

booqee:
Ehen I know no straight man would willingly accept..you will have to lure them with money or something else of course... (the greedy and silly ones tho)

enjoy your life dey go.. I like ur spirit..

as for me oo..I'm straight and happy

Exactly, boo bo you are so right. Everyone has a price, men or women. For example if i feel like havin annnnalsexx with you, I woud simply tell you my intention and let you know you will be getting paid. Naturally you would say no or hesitate and what I simply do is put more cash on the dinning table with an extra bottle of take-away wine for you. I am yet to meet any one who rejects that kind of offer and Boo boo, I am 100% convince you have a price. The number 1 rule is it does not hurt to give any thing in life a first trial. Annnnalsexxx with men is much sweeter than with women but we could talk about your price. Boo Boo I like your energy

PaulkillermanAg:
I write this as a clarion call to All those Gay boys sending me PM's ,

In as much as I am tempted to respect your sexualityy you should be warned to respect mine, the thought of gayism disgust me so much and makes me nauseat , it is the most devastating thing I can think of, gayism and paedophilia is a sin and a curse to the human body, only the thought of it, makes me abandon my food and loose my whole appetite for a day (it is that irritating to me)
So please if you are Gay(that is your business) but I beg you to please, stay on your lane, do not draw close, I.e , do not mention me, do not quote me, do not even comment or read my threads, do not have a dealings with me, I wanna still have the appetite to feed I beg of you...


Thank you ... yours truly Paul Killerman ...

Hiya.Boo Boo I bet your homophobic views will change if I pull down my trousers and shake my bottom on your face. Cha!

booqee:
you can't take my man.. you can only have a man who is gay as well.. except u wan use rape force them..

are u in Nigeria or in one of the western countries? and dyu currently have a man? how dyu meet a fellow gay person in a country like Nigeria.. that must be difficult.. just wondering...

Boo Boo, i pay I pay men to come to my place in Banana, dress as females before I f^^^k them. Its more interesting when men wear lipstick Boo boo Would you like to come by?

bezimo:
Disgusting gay, get out of here.Dont contaminate Nairaland with your demonic and disgusting practice. If them catch you, you know nah, na tire and petrol or 14 years.

Boo Boo I (f) **k men good and believe me, If I F you twice, you will love life more and start dresssing like women. Boo Boo I know you are shy but please be honest, I f i pay you a good amount,boo boo would you suck me? name your price?

mzhorlah:
nfn to say ....

Boo Boo this is a mature GAY disscussion for mature minds. You scared am going to take your man? I promise I wouldn't. Boo boo dont be shy, say your mind

mzhorlah:
i was abh to comment but then i saw ur signature and decided to reserve my comments

Boo Boo dont be shy, feel free to make comments. Nothing wrong with women making comments as the saying goes, what a woman can do, GAY men do it better. Boo Boo, enlighten us with your opinion

AlexCk:
Lol, sorry mate, u cnt force someone to be what can "never" be.

P.S: no matter how much u "hate" women, the world needs them, we need them, cuz they r just amazing!

Boo Boo women bring problems. They get pregnant. Men dont get pregnant. Boo boo if you are GAY, you will be free and being free is the best. You can literraly (f)^^K any man and men dont play hard to get

mizzkweenbee:
Have u ever thought of the fact that without women, you definitely wouldn't exist

Have you ever heard of test tube babies?.. Boo boo please do your research. GAY rules.

BiafraBushBoy:
It would be a pain in the ass....

Boo boo, start practising by sitting on your thumb Four times a day

AlexCk:
Lol, stick together n get married keh,

Me is only attracted to females mate, i want my kids to have a mum(female), and a dad(me).

Boo boo Dont knock when you haven't tried.GÀY sexxx is the best and once you go GAY,you wouldn't crack. boo boo, Women need to go away so guys like you can remain focused. We don't need them

AlexCk:
If females didn't exist, humans for no dey again na, Adam would hv died sinceeee. Na goats for inherit earth .

Na y God create females. Cuz he knew it'll b boring without them

Boo Boo Adam would have lived happily ever after if not for the sinner woman, Eve, who forced him to eat the apple. Now we can see why women are sinners and this is exactly why we men must stick together and get married to prevent women from coming in. We dont need women. we must make love

onstelly:
You need JESUS

I need a Man