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DEHVEHLOP:
Pastor Phillip...








Igbo amaka

what did you take?

alex81:
I guess by now u go don open d door... Oya gist us wetin happen

lwkmd.. i never open.

PrimadonnaO:
Crazy people...

Where you belong?

Gaspardd:
I am ashamed to be on nairaland with pple like OP, its like i will soon deactivate my acc sef

is your head paining you? i just shared with you what i am facing, you are there saying another thing.

sir. is like your problem is bigger than you. how we it contribute to sending buhari back to duara?

Let her in, give her another round and see if there will be changes does Bleep reset brain?

i never open bro. as she waka come.. na so she waka go.

hi landers.
there is this girl that relocated to my compound three months ago, with her parent. though, the first month they came i wasn't Talking to her. Them, one Saturday morning That we where fetching water from a popular tap at street, dueto there was no light for some weeks around the street. we normally go to the close street to fetch water. i then decided to ask her name, which she happily told me. After that very day, we started communicating as old school friends.Just this Monday evening i went to there house to power my laptop And phone. because there generator was on which i normally do sometimes. Not knowing that she scrolled through my Facebook and whatsapp chats. It was later that she brought my electronics for Me, she herself started telling me everything she saw on my WHATSAPP chat with my long distance girlfriend. we both sex chat, which we don't Hide. the problem now is, she saw my big boy and my girlfriend's jussy pot. And started mocking me! I don't lock my phone because, i hate stressing my self anytime i want to make use of it. Like play, like play, before i know it we started talking dirty. one thing led to another we finally did it...
After doing something that we both enjoyed, the next thing i saw she started raining curses on me. WTF? WHAT did i do? she started calling me all sort of name because we bleeped
Did i rape you?
After what happened that very night we stopped talking to each others. now just yesterday and today, she have been pleading for mercy, calling my phone, sending DMS on WHATSAPP and fb. even SMS. But i still don't reply her because i have never had such insult from a female fork before.
i don't even like her, just wanted to friend zone her:
what should i do now ,cause she's currently knocking on my door as i am typing.

keep it up sir! we are behind you.

what Kind of ass is that? the one i we be nacking, and still be closing my eyes? you are really ugly.

profolaolu:
big problem

shit

God is Good.

please if you know the actual requirements to make front page on nairaland, kindly tell me.

[quote author=DaddyNimo post=70411618]you're an embarrassment to the males...aside from the fact she told u she has a bf, she also denied having a child and den told u she's engaged. lucky guy she is, it not everyday u catch a maga. send her 50k a month to further show ur love, maybe the airtime doesn't do it for her. warn her not to give her bf o.
bro not like that naa. ...

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Good morning aunties and uncles in the house.
pls, your advice is seriously needed. I met this girl one year ago on Facebook. though, she was a mutual friend to a friend of mine. not until they invited her to a group me my self was a member. I can't remember who sent friend request first. All I can tell is that, after some days we became friends and we got talking.we started as a normal Facebook friends.... we don't talk dirty. Before I knew it our friendship escalated to another level thereby enchanging contact and snap ID. yes. we started having feelings for each other, by consuming more time on whatsapp and Facebook. we check on each others by always calling. she ask for what I can be able to provide, and I always give such as airtime. All this while she never told me about anything that will offend me, either did I; I'm aware she have a boyfriend which she always tell me to take caution of. (that I am not bothering my self). boyfriend is never the final end. in as much as that, we stay far from each others. she's at ado-ekiti and I'm at port Harcourt. the problem is, of recently she uploaded a picture on facebook and I was tagged on it. Picture of she and a baby. the baby is not my problem but the caption. "MUMMY PROUD OF HER DUAGTHER TOLUPE
.MI". (Don't know if I got the spellings correct). I was mad over it. I asked her but she denied: This is someone i've trusted so much, a girl I was planing to visit late this year. That is not all, she also told me that she's engaged. through out two days I couldn't get my self. some days later she told me it was all prank. to cut the story long, yester I askd her of her age but she refused to tell me. I'm 19 this is the first time I am experiencing what they call love, all my life I've never had a girl friend before. pls, I just need a possible means on howbto forget about her. because I don't trust her again.

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if you know, you know.

lala where are you?

And that was how sarz arrested one guy today at my street. Because he was driving a tilted bus.

go and have. yours ma"am. it's not hard, just 9months. and let me be your baby dada

I'm not a constant commenter in this forum .but i do think there i s a lot of hate speech in this forum. nl is mainly for racist .. black criticizing it's fellow blacks .

this one that looks like.. ;Dthis one that looks like..

Take a look at @Benedictnsi's Tweet:

This video for me laughing out so loud 😂 😂 Ronaldo oooooo #WorldCup #FRAARG #URUPOR

Watch till end 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/0SkyfQpbLO

— 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝑩𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔 (@LordEnyinnaya) June 30, 2018

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i was not expecting super eagle to win Argentina. but not until they gave us hope, of scoring 1_1. them, i did a rethink of supporting super eagle again. but they failed us...
ighalooooopppo whyyyyyuuuuu

Edo people with witchcraft.... nothing i know go hear for this country.

lol i saw these on my timeline and couldn't wait to share with nairaland.

A white man got his jersey customised with two different countries..