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MissJoy29:
omg!
@Antinormal, what is really happening? That you are silent in all these is making things worse o. See how your guys are blaming me up & down

@boyjo, you do shakara when there's a cause or reason to. There's no reason to do shakara here for me.

Again, how can I recognise that someone I haven't seen before is decent just cos we quoted each other 3 times or less? I really wish the world is that simple and less complicated.

Except there's something else y'all ain't telling me here.

MissJoy29:
Jeez! Not you please
I think you guys are reading too much meaning into everything.

Thanks y'all btw for your interest

Litblogger:

Litblogger:
Yes o. I was beginning to think my brain needed a reboot.

Certitude:
1. I sometimes allow insects roam freely instead of killing them because I'm so lazy to dispose them. Of course the dangerous ones are exception.
2. I spit every morning after brushing until the effect of toothpaste leaves my mouth
3. The door to my life is really difficult to open... People finds it difficult to get in, and I don't allow free exit
4. I don't get excited about afterlife. It bores me.
5. I'm scared of catching feelings
Bonus
* Rice doesn't excite me
*I have phobia for intimacy... (I cringe either before, during or after the act) depending on mood
* I can stay indoor throughout my life time... Only search for money can push me out
* I get h0rny when alone. So I help myself with my left palm...
* I'm good at concealing emotions... One can't really tell what I feel at the moment...
* I love darkness
* I love the fan being on at all times... Even if it's cold.
* I hate popular stuffs.


If I keep putting them down ehn... Make I stop here.

Litblogger:
I tire o

KinzyeWriter:
1. I have two faces, Coward when smiling and Devil when angry... People do said I look like a coward because I smile alot and I got a tiny voice when laughing ...if i dey laugh you go think say i don mad ni like kikikikikikiki. My usually catch people's attention lol, but these people will be the first to advise me whenever I get angry, they say I look very scary and roar like a lion. But rarely get angry sha

2. I like the smell of a kerosene, especially the on the thread of the stove. It smells really good. Also the smell of a smoke coming from a Tipper's silencer, I so much like it that I use to run after tipper truck when I was young.

3. Whenever realize I made a mistake on sth, I will uncontrollably squeeze my face like.... geeeez showing all of my teeth, even at the middle of the road.. After I get back to normal, I look around like hope nobody is watching...

4. I am an extra introverted somebody, I may not step outside my house for two - three days. And I don't like having visitors... I may be on my system wearing nothing .. I like to be free and private.

5. When I try to recollect something, all I need do is just to take my hand to rub my head gently, I will feel this expansion within my head until I remember o.


Don't come and be telling me I am been possessed o. Lol

makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.

Sensinisensi:
1 - I am claustrophobic, from preferring big sedans, to a half empty sitting room, big blue skies. Imagining me crawling in a tunnel can cause fluids to come out of my sudoriferous and lachrymal glands.

2- I have always had a soft spot for ladies with droopy jugs and thick legs(calves) - throw in a left leg anklet/waist beads and I will be mumu.

3- I do not forgive easily, a tiff with my lady lasts for hours before it thaws in me. My boss, then as a company consultant once set me up, I read Von Clausewitz and the art of making war, stalked him apropos official engagements/duties/stuffs(he got employed full time now) for six months, I had my chance - 2 in 24hours to finish him, I could not do it.

4- I rarely lose my cool in nasty circumstances, my best friend of 2 decades still calls me 'cool bastard' - Sangfroid comes to mind.

5- I think I am too strong willed and stubborn, wanting to have my way. Mama told me I was her only normal birth, sandwiched between 2 CS births spread across almost a decade, gravidity of 4 and parity of 3, I was born after the die-in-utero.

Olujanny:
I have a eating disorder (geophagia)
I listen to songs that worsen my mood whenever I'm sad
I pick my nails (fingers and toes) till they bleed
I love meat... Oh! My love for meat... hmm
I don't know what orgasm feels like
*did I just type that? * egbami

tinny898:
i hav phobia for old friends lil children, babies especially.

i hav fantasy 4 death maybe bcuz ain't scared of it

i alwayz feel sad any tym i remember am d oly child.

i hardly remember dreams

Hav alwayz wnted 2 bcum old so i always pray d year run's fast.

i 8 cultural clothes haven't worn one 4 the past 6yrs





i rest mai case

RealMillennial:
~I lost my virginity at 23 (400 L)to d love of my life whom I knew since primary school

~I broke up with same girl 2 weeks after

~I sometimes 'overthink' about the world's problems and wish I knew much less than I do

~I have a secret fear of old age n all its issues

~I used to want to marry a white girl when I was younger. That was dumb! Now I can't take my eyes off my African beauties.

BluntBoy:
Bro, my picture is there. You can't see it because you are human

skillzbae:
Yes, 5 blocks. Hubby calls me a witch

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Evil people use them as monitoring agents

pcguru1:
Lol actually not really, I just like reading about married couples who go through that and when they narrate the experience especially when the person regrets or the person divorces the other party, one of my favourite is survivinginfidelity on reddit. I like the narrative from suspecting to confrontation till the other partner begs for forgiveness. it's fun for me to read.

David160:
I don't know bro... I guess am just that way

Neurotika:
I did top my class back then in the uni. But I actually don't believe academic performance has a direct causation with intelligence tho...

Luc97:
1. I love writing ABCD ... I do it unknowingly most of the time
2. I love walking with my eyes closed.
3. I get angry when reading cliche novels or watching cliche movies... It annoys me to my bones.
4. I hate commenting on social media platforms....it took me several minutes of conviction to do this.
5. I hum any music while eating... I have been doing that since I was younger.... My grandma has even beaten me because of it.... The worst part is that I don't even know when I do it...
That is enough weirdness for now

ClumsyFlimsy:
Yes bro

And if it exists majority of humanity will be in hell

So na almost everybody go hear for there so I have zero reason to bother about it

skillzbae:
I love to work.. even dou I'm a boss I work than my employees especially at events

I loooooove money



Even if u are 5 blocks away from me and u talk about me, once I close my eyes and stay calm, I will hear


I'm addicted to Ile Oluji In Ondo state


Can stay for months without sex


I hate bathing with sponge



The last time I use body cream was in 2000
etc

skillzbae:
I love to work.. even dou I'm a boss I work than my employees especially at events

I loooooove money



Even if u are 5 blocks away from me and u talk about me, once I close my eyes and stay calm, I will hear


I'm addicted to Ile Oluji In Ondo state


Can stay for months without sex


I hate bathing with sponge



The last time I use body cream was in 2000
etc

Neurotika:
Well I ask myself same question atimes. I remember the incident well. My cognition developed very early.

ClumsyFlimsy:
I have

but it's not the fire experience that real gives me confidence. It's the fact that I don't believe in hell that makes me confident and the fact that majority of human race will be in hell even if hell exist ; so at all at all I no go carry last

pcguru1:
*reading oh*

kaluxy007:
1 I can regurgitate with ease

2 I don't wear shirt for most hours of the day

3 my right hand works wonders (saves me ashawo money

4 I always feel like touching snakes

5 I crack jokes and laugh alone

one more pls
6 I can smell blood no matter where its hidden in a room so far its not sealed in a container

ClumsyFlimsy:
Lol.. e dey sup

Shivering cause of jungle justice doesn't mean one should be scared of every other thing

After all phobia dey dem get people were fit kill snake but them they fear cockroach

pcguru1:
1. I cannot concentrate for too long I easily lose focus

2. I watch a lot of Anime especially Harem/ecchi

3. I have an unhealthy obsession with cheating, as I spend a massive amount of time reading about couples cheating.

4. I have this obsession with studying things to detail, if told to read on X I will read almost everything and anything relating to X and prior to X

5. I find it hard not smoking weed on a daily basis or drinking.

femo86:
1. My "poops" aka shit are always hard.........even if I change my diet

BluntBoy:

BOOMnaija:
2. Wenever I see attractive ladies, i go after them Immediately. Thereafter, I ignore them entirely FOREVER.

3. I've never had a date or girlfriend all my life... and I'm almost 30.

David160:
Am super shy around girls I like

I hate people