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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You love geckos?

it`s just that they are damn too soft and harmless to be killed please

chloride6:
Nah. Just a classic case of villagers

Why burst her bubble now?

Neurotika:
2. My mom said I didn't cry when I was born. Then went on to bite her months later while she was breastfeeding me. I remember this one.

You must be joking how even possible is this?

BluntBoy:
Here is my picture:

lol...you caught me there.
Have some pity man, you know how curiosity can be

raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

I tired.

And to think that that was a very unique way to ask for her number

I like Antinormal, he strikes me as a decent guy if not, the conversation ought to have ended

cc: MissJoy29

MissJoy29:
7)Touching my hair makes me weak. Back in school then, I would dress up for lectures and sit down for my roommate to pack my hair. It's always a bad decision cos by the time she's done, I would have been feeling so weak that I will just lie down on the bed and sleep off. I missed a lot of lectures cos of it.

lool...And your roommate will allow you sleep??

DonPiiko:
Lool the internet never forgets
Most guys here are ingrates so I would rather be kind to just females. Why would I even want to give a guy here money, so there can open a new moniker and insult me. But there's a male nairalander that I speak to offline I plan to help him.

I know a guy here who cannot give to a woman he claims to love but rather to total strangers.
Giving to strangers is not bad so also is giving to your love interest.
Thumbs up

ClumsyFlimsy:
And lastly I am not scared of hell nor do I care about heaven.. Heaven or hell doesn't bother me. I feel anyway na way like if see myself in either of them I go just adapt

Yet you were shivering because of jungle justice

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I love killing wall geckos
I love chewing toothpicks
I love watching animations
Gat an insane phobia for thunder
I cannot sit in front when traveling...

Hahaha...i dunno know iffa should hug you or cry o, Please stop killing wall geckos please. Just do it for me (one nairalander that quoted you to stop killing wall geckos )

tropaz:
OK my turn
.

One observation, you must be very very slim yeah?

ladygudhead:
Hmm na wao ppl dey nairaland sha.

If everyone had written what you just wrote to the original post, what would you have read and judged people by?
Yours is prolly worse o.

Gofwane:
in your mind??
I don't get.

Ahn..ahn it`s an idiom.

bizzy500:
Weirdo everywhere ....especially ladies here

You`re judging even though yours might be weirder.

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

Shii in life like what?

BluntBoy:
1. I am not human

2. I am not human

3. I am NOT human

4. I am not human

5. I am not human.

Can we see the picture of this unhuman human?

dlondonbadboy:
But you are a man na...oga!

Nawa o

hahaha

JARUSHUB alot of them will not understand you. It provides some sort of consolation to them.
They don`t have a flair for business yet console themselves with that line.

Who is this Sir these victims always write to?

rita25:
maybe its because I hv been forming good wife...its about time to set her to default setting with gang beating....I gats defend my title

There must be another way.

kanayo76:
My own was in my village in nkanu enugu, when the wedding preparation was on going on that wedding day, that the Groom told some friend that he had chained them, cos the bride is very pritty, the father of the bride on getting the infomation decided that the daughther will not marry the guy, which the Girl accepted in good faith just because of the coment, that was how the marriage scatter.

I don`t understand.
He had chained who?

rita25:
my own experience.....on the day of my trad my husbands side chick called me on phone to say I charmed her man and that I would see....fastforward to five years with 3kids the bitch still dey form she wont give up.....I will soon answer her

If until now, she hasn`t given up, she might not give up.

hoebamaa:
As a professional photographer I have witness so many wedding dramas..But this am about to share got me crying... The wedding was conducted in an open field,As the event was going on a vehicle that was been parked close where the bride family sat down moved an kill the bride mother and her sister instantly..

Sad...
Please would you mind sharing all of the others?

dammy222:
Help me tell him o

Don`t mind those two guys.

mfm04622:
Am a man. An old man. If you invite me to a PARTY, I eat from my house but I EXPECT to eat and drink at the party! Imagine, I will leave my house, grace you with my presence, bring gift, spray money and I won't eat?

How did you understand what he wrote?

markdonpuzo:
I think it's best to first identify who is yours and who is for everybody. It helps in determining whether one is worth having a headache over or not. I relate with people on this basis and it has been tremendously helpful.

For example when someone switch sides, it's easy for my heart to relate with the conclusion already in my head that the folk was never exclusively mine.

Wow! This is so profound.
I just asked myself now, "Is this person yours or everybody`s?" My answer is "everybody".
Paradigm Shift.
I won`t be getting worked up anymore over this person knowing now that this person is not even mine in the first place.
Thanks.

In case you are blind, it is the guys who say he is cheating and it is the ladies defending the guy

tellwisdom:
Houses for Benin na MUD na...So he will mould another one

Did you watch the video?
it was all mud. So irritating.
And they can`t see that the tagline, "acient city of Benin" is really affecting them and rebrand

kolaish:
There is a sudden resurgence in the price now. Currently, the shares is in demand in the market (though @ 42k) So, you can keep an eye on it, till it gets to your target price, if you want to sell.

Okay, thanks.

AntiBrutus:
She is beautiful, with a nice shape.
I see someone up there calling her old, you don't know what old is.

Some of our Naija brothers can marry a foreign grave for citizenship. But this woman here isn't anywhere close to old.

HML to them.

Foreign grave??

yeyerolling:
my oga na one minister pikin wey rude. I be plan to collect salary on monday den resign. So on friday i printed 15 copies of CV but i forget am. I don reach osborbe when i remember say i print cv. I go bk banana o. Cos my oga fit see d cv and no pay me on monday. I reach office i see seke bag and phone for table but door dey locked. Oga driver and mopol dey try tell me to go house. I no gree o. 270k salary dey at stake o. I say i must wait till dem open door o. 1 hour later seke come out. As she see me shre do like she see ghost. Me just enta begin tip toe. I pass my oga office. I see hin shirt and trouser for floor he dey rest room. I pick my cv tear race. Reach outside seke don disappear

Ahahaha...Seke don tear race.
i think say you wan talk say because say you just see seke you conclude that kain conclusion o.

You must be a ladies man, if you no know before, know today

No single good report about Jaaul on this thread

kolaish:
This may be an opportunity for you to recoup your investment back if you have not sold.

Are you a board memeber with them?
I still gat shares with them