₦airaland Forum

Lisaflex:
Lemme slp on it ,wyl u get bk 2 ur assignment

chai this is daylight robbery.. you still wanna send be back that road nne odi wicked

Eleyi gidi gan

Lisaflex:
If u agree 2 d 2m ,den we myt hv a deal

oh ok.. 2M.. really a good deal.. lets give it a try

God bless this young lady.,

Lisaflex:
Den der's prob o...U cnt get past a certain boundary (2m is d closest u cn get)

2m is one heck of a good start.. I woudnt mind 1m closer.. so.. lets get to know you

Max respect for Don Baba Jay... little or no respect for the other snitch...


Iwo quote mi wo

Ma paro fun wa... (don't lie to us)

sinaj:
Onyekena wu nw'aba o!






U r cute dearie

so you are the bae flattering this dude...

One word; WICKED

Lisaflex:
Hw close?

as close as the gum and the tooth

So?

Lisaflex:
Ok,so wot r u proposing?

probably wanna cut the distance between us., you know? Getting close

AlienStar:
i just came back from Mars..... How u doing?

Huhuh.. I won't mind tagging along on your next visit.. well m doing good.. work? School?

Ehn ehn.. you talk something now, them go call you homophobic

Lisaflex:
I'm doing gd, u? Hasn't been dt long if u ask me

I think 48 hrs is long.. good to know you are good.. been on the little assignment you gave me.. you need to give me a deal for my troubles

Hello., where is this young lady self...

Alienstar

Which planet are you right now

kramfonos:
To the dimwitted marsupial who keeps creating parodies (www.nairaland.com/thesonofmarrk and www.nairaland.com/thesonofmarrrk) of my moniker and using my pictures: Imposting my persona is quasi-impossible.
Admit it: You'd never string words as intelligently as I am known for whilst maintaining above-par articulation. Your depleted vocabulary stock isn't enough to reshuffle my cards. You'd never punctuate or spell correctly devoid of abbreviations. Your propensity to be grandiloquent would wane in minutes leaving you hollow in your default banality.
Everyone would recognize your pseudo-intelligence at the first read and smirk at your nadir-esque attempt.

You see why impersonating me is impossible? Create more parody accounts. Make me chuckle in fits at your shenanigans while you, unconsciously, propagate my superiority over you for not matching my typo-eloquence.

hahahaha I'm yet to see the dude self lemme go check his posts

flawlessT:
were u looking for me?

I was and still looking for you.. how are you doing and where have you been?

janefrancisca:
What is the truth here? that every Nigerian girl has done those stuffs he mentioned. I stand to debunk his list, am a nigerian girl and av not any of dos things he listed and i have friends who haven't done that too. The truth is the op moves with some kind of girls which has made him have this stereotyped kind of thinking about Nigerian girls. Av noticed that from the kind of threads he posts. He should move outside his horizon and stop making blind conclusions.

lol, my dear, you probably might have not done any.. how do I prove you wrong no way!
I think I will agree with you a bit.. you shouldn't trust your friend tho

Lisaflex:
Fine

ma'am how are you doing ? Been a long time... hope you good?

MhizDeedy:
Lol m a dude mehn

don't worry, dem never ready to reason your matter.. owo ma te e

But if you are no dude

Gosh! Where is FlawlessT

MhizDeedy:
Am a dude

until I know the real you, I have stopped crushing on you

wristbangle:
Mhizdeedy ask the same question too

we should ask her that same question... she too dey act weird or what do you think?

wristbangle:
I dey prostrate grit u oga mi. How are u sir?

i take God beg you.. no kill me fah.., I believe you are real sha.. you are not He-female
I'm good sir, hope you are?

wristbangle:
Inform me about your initiation date

ekaaro o, uncle bangle

fantazia:
i can only answa u if number 1, ure a footballer and 2 if ure a Barcelona fan. "ASAP

, lol.. answer me first.. I'm one of the two and a fan of good football.. so watcha say?

Lisaflex:
Wahala pikin, gd morning... op u slpt well

lol.. pikin kwa lemme take that for now... don't sister-zone me yet..

Morning ma'am, night was cool.. yours?

Lisaflex:
No deal ...Talk sm oda tym,soooo slpy... Gd9t

I slept already now awake hanhan.. after all my wahala, don't tell me you won't consider my advances o

Morning morning. Good morningmorning

Seunboss:
I don't get. Are you saying there are some professions or Nigerians who should not voice their concerns in our politics and governance? Or are you saying only musicians are touts who are not respectable enough to do so? I hope the answer is none of the above

when you are an icon, I believe you should be wary of all you do or say.. how about he (M.I) using his music as an indirect reply.. we saw Fela do that severally.

Don't get me wrong, everyone is entitled to his/her opinion, the way we go about it almost important. Especially when you are a celebrity..

Toor, awa fe sun.. odaaro.. good night

Lisaflex:
Issorai...U've got 1 on ur hands nw

sure, I will just make sure I don't forget this moniker...
And make sure you don't rebuff my advances when I come back.. deal?

STFUareyouGod:
malo ro oooo

olorun aburo mi ju lo.., okeere gan now..

Ebayray:
Lol, dats a song o by Nick Minaj.
Wats d meaning of the Yoruba words

was only calling the dude to see what you posted.. I understand... can I get that track from you