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The hustle of men is real... the reward is near...

Mhizkel:
NO

okay.. deal on hold then... no more lines

JeffreyJamez:
Iffa tap your head ehn.... you no fit greet abi... you no get respect for the white hair wey dey my eyebrow ba

why you go use white powder this morning.. you no come rub am well.... you don't just grow grey hair overnight...

Good morning this morningmorning awayu sar

Martiekay:
What is love? Many will define that word positively but to me, it's all negative... Yes, I'm pained because I'm hurt and angry.

What first op, where on this planet are you?

tosyne2much:
Roflwkmd Lwkmd Lmao @ d picture

I no say you sef go don dey that kind situation.. worst of all, dem go wan sleep over

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]On the other way round, I wanna tap from your blessings[/color]

hahan., the small blessing wey I get wey never reach me
I beg...o..

tosyne2much:
That chair dey always fall person hand.. Once some ladies don sit down for ur chair, nothing wey u fit use convince dem make dem sit down for bed

I tell you bro.. only the lady's bag can be comfortable on my chair.. but some ladies be winchie winchie.. even if dem sleep for bed, their legs go still tight pass this

Mhizkel:
And a Kel would be ready to answer your call at any point in time


Your wooing, your rules

my venue, my price abi?

How about Roman 3vs 23..

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I'm lost.....translate asap

Well I'm good, pushing myself forward gradually
How hustling na? [/color]

its good you woke up hale and healthy?
And yes, we are still surviving, depending on God to bless us like he blessed you and JJ

Where is the pretty wife?

I laugh in kungfu kuchpin chu chun pin noa

Like there will be continuity.., mtceeew.. shey ka ri mi

A counter thread., lemme just read comments

KingTom:
Na the Michelin belly wan seduce me? Abi Na the pig skin rough yansh? Mtcheew, Nice bra though.

are you his fan? You sabi am? Cos me no even sabi that thing up there

Mhizkel:
Your time starts nowwwww

are we on 'who wants to be a millionaire?' Cos ama 'ask the audience' to leave me the fhuck alone, '50-50' no cheating., all I want is 'phone a Kel'


I start when I want to

ejibaba:
Your last paragraph is cutting it remains nairaland's best comment so far. I salute you!! like mind on this.

thanks bro... #Respect

Thank God I have chairs., but not comfortable ones..

tosyne2much:
Banned ke ?

I was robbed of my phone

haha.. where and now e take happen?

Haha., what is wrong in appreciating your benefactor?









Silly politicians if dem like, make dem reserve post for their unborn children, they will die one day... and Godwilling they will die before us..

123papas:
Bring your own house lets donate it to motherless babies, every good cause is good. orphanage or hospital, all join.

you probably didn't read my post well.. my house is not my source of income,
Dude donated his only source of income and became a napep driver.. yeah, good but stupid

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]You're in your own world of illusions

Ekaro sir [/color]

hehe
Mummy wa, ekaaro ma,,, a o jire bi?

I hope you u sweet and thatthat

caprini1:
Abi o?

don't mind dem yeye people

Like its increase will affect the masses

Sheybi nah looting go end am.. mtceeeeeeeeeew

cocoberry:
bqlekan wetin I do nah!

how you go be ftc? For that, this thread won't make fp

rhema4u:
El Hadji Diouf will be Personal BodyGuard or Head of Security Presidential Villa

Guy, I swear dem go ban us now

This Cocoberry ehn.. choi

rhema4u:
El Hadji Diouf - Minister of Defense (Internal)
Gattuso - Minister of Defense (External)

Yeah Eric Cantona United

in will prefer Eric cantona as minister of defence.. he holds blackbelt in kungfu

rhema4u:
Flippo Inzagi
Nesta
Brown
Dida
Shevchenko
Gattuso
Pirlo
Kaka
Zizo
Titi Henry
Rivaldo
Ronaldo (Brazil)
Ronaldinho
Beckham
Figo
Buffon
Guardiola
Samuel Woodgate
Obafemi Martins
Victor Agahowa
El Hadji Diouf
Titi Camara

More Nominees will be listed soon

How many ministers sport wan have now?
Wetin El Hadji Diouf dey do there? That one na footballer or wrestler? Replace him with Barton or Balotelli
How you go forget Cantona?

Omo, the post long, but I read am...
Nice write-up man..

oscarlloyd:
Bqlekan u nvr tell me the query oo

Chai, Oscar don kill me.. i go yarn you later

oscarlloyd:
Gone thru more than 100 profiles here, no one fine reach me And _edited

guy you don't do this on nairaland., dem go think say nah my alternate account be this., Oya edit the am shaperly