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charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Easily said [/color]

Takes determination too...

Op, let me help you with a better title....
why you should not worry if you are UNABLE to get a girlfriend

ivyy:

I believed op asked a question

LordScent:
You help me see maxi112 for prison ?

Brother, nah secured containment he Dey o.. I no see am at all. You need a security level 5 to see him..

ayotrey:
this has nothing to do with me, hes just a friend..ladies will u date him?

guy, which kind nonsense be this? Why would you put a picture of me on the net?

Go on explorer, we Dey gidigba behind you

LordScent:
Hibbs u don comot jail abii

BAba, dem don free me oo.. E no easy at all

RobinHez:
I'd leave that to ur imagination...

Hehehe.. And it will remain an imagination

Chibuhealth:
your a man thats y u re talking like this, if you know the pains behind bringing human being into the world, u wouldnt av utter such. U think its every mother that has d mind to take tender baby to daycare? Wat if there is no daycare closer to her?

My dear, I may not be a lady, but I can assure you, I'm very much aware of the pains associated with childbirth.

All I ask is for the lady to consider others writing exams with her. What if she could not control the baby?

SANDOSKI:

Come closer

Buhahahaha.. Don't make me laugh this morning Abeg..
Coming closer won't hurt you. You know?

SANDOSKI:
Lol....

Hehe. Don't be shy now
Come closer..

Now I'm beginning t think OP is American..

Don't call our darling football soccer now..


On a more serious note bro, I think you should do 'Sportsmen who died on their field of play' I saw the video on YouTube some days back. I couldn't hold my tears


Also 'Most fatal injuries in sports' I could not watch this particular video to the end..


Give it a try bro.

Let me modify it for you..

Topestbilly:
Tried my 2lines with it and I was like How come

This is incredible and Unbelievable!! Check it out.

1. Take the 6th digit of your phone number.
2. Multiply it by 2
3. Add 5 to it
4. Multiply the answer by 50
5. Add 1766
6. Subtract your father's age

The Answer you get must be four digits. The first digits is your last digits of your phone number while The last two digits is your AGE!!

If you arrive at the suggestion above, then you are a magician..

We started with the last digit of our phone number, then our date of birth came in somewhere along the line..
Those were the two information needed now.. Just extract it.. That's all

It is neither magic nor Maths. It is pure scam


We did something like this in our primary school days..

Come to think of it Robinhez, what if it determines the age one will marry?

Hehe, I'm old as Fück...

98 years.. I think I should marry sandoski then.. Since we both are the same age

Symphony1:
Not all nursing mothers like or can afford babysitters.

You may be right, but sincerely, it shows lack of consideration from the mother side. Knowing fully well the baby could possibly disturb others writing the exam. Imaging me racking my brains to remember a particular thing, and a baby's stinging cry blocked it all off my mind..

Chibuhealth:
but wat if she didnt see anybody that can help her look after d baby? Is university a secondary sch?

Whatever happens to baby care/day care

Cheriepet:
I no dey fear ur threat...
Charijee n bqlekan I hail o

Madam cherry koko how are you doing ma?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I'm trying to improve but I can't [/color]

Why can't you? All you need to do is pack a load full of food in your plate and be determined to finish it

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]It's too small sef[/color]

Hehe, I guess you are one of those who don eat much

Wow!

But why would you bring a baby into an exam at first..

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]lies [/color]

No now . Buy it is not much now

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hungry man plus super pack at a go [/color]

*covers face* no o, I cant even finish one regular pack...

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I bet you can[/color]

Haha, 1 hungry man size and a super pack is enough for me now... Two of this things? Haba...

Like seriously?
And someone will eat two of this ooo

Explorers:
That's what they call it o, foot or no foot. The Football we know here is soccer or soccer Ball".

And that is the reason they yanks know nothing about football. Got raped by Argentina.. Abeg brother, continue jare...