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RomanceRe: He Wants Me To Move In by brainhack(m): 10:07pm On May 13
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Stay there and keep contemplating and the same time be listening to the advice of single ladies,until one lil girl with sharp nipples will come out from nowhere,give him a strong d0ggy and he will forget ever asking you to move in with him undecided
Just leave her alone.

One thing i know for sure, women hardly give themselves good advice. I have seen this occur so much, it’s almost like an unseen force “she must not be happier than i am”

Just give the others chance, they will jump at it and do everything they told her not to do and that nigga go marry once grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 9:11pm On May 13
Calibrator:
Not my Frenchman! cry embarassed
What!? Tell me this post is not about “The Boys”

Non, non, non... j'espère que ce n'est pas ce que je pense 😭
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 6:54pm On Apr 06
Anime Recommendation
* Hell’s Paradise S02
* ⁠Trigun Stargaze
* ⁠Elegy for the Henchmen Fist of the North
* ⁠Niwatori Fighter
* ⁠Fate Strange Fake
* ⁠Dead Account
* ⁠Jack of all Trades. Party of none
* ⁠Rokka no Yuush

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 1:54pm On Jan 18
joseph1832:
I never really finished season 1. Stopped at episode 3 or 4, can't even remember. The show just started becoming too slow for me.
You thought Fallout was slow shocked. Bruh do you do speedball cheesy

Right from episode 1, someone was literally stabbed in eye with a fork and that didn’t get you going..
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2025
Baddestguyp:
The minute I saw the Mighty Nein trailer, I knew it wasn't worth my time.

The last thing I needed was another Vox Machina copycat
I didn’t watch Vox Machina but I enjoyed Mighty Nein, it is a great show. Take it from me, I don’t watch nonsense wink

IMDb rating is not a lie

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 8:42pm On Dec 27, 2025
I just downloaded stranger things season 2 to 5.

As man has no spare time, with all these reviews;it looks like i have to delete all of it. Sigh.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by brainhack(m): 2:45am On Dec 26, 2025
essentialone:
If the money you have today, is less than the money you had in the past, with all due respect, you are a Financial Fool.
Just pray life doesn’t happen to you and you don’t develop any health issues.

If not you will know how hundreds of millions can turn to a negative balance. Then you will fully understand what the good book meant by “When you set your eyes on wealth, it is [suddenly] gone. For wealth certainly makes itself wings Like an eagle that flies to the heavens.”
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m):
Anime Recommendations
• The Legend of Hei 1 & 2 (Movie)
• Tojima Wants to be a kamen rider
• Tougen Anki
• Ganglion
• Ansatsusha de Aru Ore no Status ga Yuusha yori mo Akiraka ni Tsuyoi no da ga
• Gachiakuta

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m):
Carol is a selfish asshole through and through.

If they didn’t tell her about their forced conversion plan, she would have settled for “the girl” and forgotten about saving the world.
HealthRe: Resident Doctors Suspend Nationwide Strike by brainhack(m): 8:06am On Nov 30, 2025
tunjijones:
Dem dey strike?

Nobody even noticed!!!!
Just thank God for your life.

This shows you didn’t need any emergency health check during the period and you are not poor.

I didn’t notice too but I have knowledge of plight of low incomer that need these government sponsored services. Brother you won’t pray to be in their shoes during an emergency.

Again, don’t forget to give God thanks for your life.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 10:03am On Nov 22, 2025
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TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 9:53am On Nov 22, 2025
Achilles100:
Na now my eye just dey catch the synopsis. We are in for more madness from Carol. Sacrifices go too plenty.
Thanks for this. How did I miss it. I already concluded it was about miserable people though lol.

Achilles100:
So in the whole wide world of over 7 billion people, you have only 12 miserable people? We can confirm she and the is it Paraguayan dude are paranoid and rightly so. But the rest of the English speaking folks don't look so miserable. That theory is dead on arrival. C'mon.
You can now see that you were wrong and the theory was correct.

Perception & reality can create conflict for some people. To the extent of hindering them from exploring new ideas.

Let’s not forget it’s a Tv show, It doesn’t have to make sense.

I’m sure you have written job test of some high profile organization; true, false or cannot say. It is my favorite, it basically assess how well you can hold a new perspective. You would be required to see a passage and limited your answer to the question (true, false or cannot say) to the passage and not what you know in reality. You can have something like “water is a clear liquid. Made up of hydrogen and oxygen molecules. It ignites when exposed to an open flame”. Question: is water flammable?

So yes, they are the most miserable people in the world.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Pupils From A School In Rukubi, Nasarawa by brainhack(m): 3:19pm On Nov 21, 2025
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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by brainhack(m): 12:44am On Nov 21, 2025
nosa2:
It will be $65k over priced
No lie here. The problem with bitcoin is that it’s original intended use is to be a medium of exchange, but people started hoarding it, forcing it to be an asset class. This conflict is the source of its volatility.

For something that has no intrinsic value i predicted that oneday it would just disappear, value falls to zero. Now in the present, this is a potentially big problem, because too much real value has gone into purchasing it. If it falls to zero, it would cause significant financial stress in the world, hence the battle to save it. I guess.

After all is said and done. No human can predict its future with their full chest. Only God knows this.
CrimeRe: ₦8.5 Billion Fraud: Court Jails Two Fraudsters To Two Years Imprisonment by brainhack(m): 9:08am On Nov 19, 2025
Bluntemperor:
Na wao for this kind Judgement!
Is the Judge Aware of NBillions Involved?
• Supreme Court - Chief Justice - Kekere Ekun:
-Should Hear This Alarming Judgement Case -For -What is deterrent for this Humongous Money 🤑 Stolen by these Thieves As Hackers?
•As We Did Not- hear Justice- If The N3- Billions Have Been Recovered- From The Thieves?
Is the Judge Aware that Many Workers would have been Stacked on this
Lool the post didn’t say N3 billion was recovered or the amount recovered. I just dey talk my own.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by brainhack(m): 8:53am On Nov 19, 2025
nickae:
I think from next year, you must have a minimum of 7.5 million in your Standard Chartered else it will be closed. You can actually get the USD and pay to Dollar Fund account directly.
Stanbic Asset managers only accept bank transfer, no cash payment.

Na wa oo. Standard Chartered don gather pride. It is well.
CrimeRe: ₦8.5 Billion Fraud: Court Jails Two Fraudsters To Two Years Imprisonment by brainhack(m): 8:04am On Nov 19, 2025
Scam N8.5 billion get two years in prison. N5.5 billion is recovered and you are left with N3 billion when you are out.

Follow me for more financial advice.

Disclaimer: Hell-fire is real 🔥
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by brainhack(m):
Who has a Stanbic Dollar Fund and Standard Chartered Domicillary account?

I have been getting mails from Standard Chartered: something about having N7.5 million AUM or risking account closure.

Please what are you doing about it? What alternative(s) do you plan to use to fund your Stanbic Dollar Fund that doesn’t come with an average of $20 in transfer charge?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2025
DieRich5:
She is the only human being who is normal enough out of the ones they already showed us.

A normal person won’t be happy with what’s happening and the only mad person there was the woman with kid, she should be the one looking for a way to get her son back.
Most guys would do like Koumba Diabaté cheesy grin

Baba is having a time of his life. You will first enjoy then when you’re grow tired of too much enjoyment like all humans do, concerns will start creeping in

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m):
Achilles100:
What did you enjoy? Please tell me.
The fact you quoted half of my post makes this a rhetorical question, cause I already answered your question.

No matter, I will answer you. I am enjoying the story telling, the concept of the series itself is new in a way. Then there are the theories lol (this part if you have a nerdy partner you would really enjoy). what you called “filler” was actually important information. Is it that the virus doesn’t affect miserable people. Carol can’t seem to enjoy anything but again there can’t be just 12 miserable people in the entire world. Why do they make effort to keep contacting her like their lives depends on it? So many questions.

Don’t forget it is Drama, very slow burn. it is okay if you don’t enjoy drama. For most parts i don’t too but this one I must see it to the end.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m): 6:36pm On Nov 16, 2025
always247:
where can I download it pls
Seems spambot bans anybody that mentions to**rr**ent.
FamilyRe: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by brainhack(m): 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2025
eniolorunfe:
lol 😂🤣 if e easy to increase your earnings to x4, why you never do so since? Sha no go kii yasef. Many women are supporting their families but dem no dey loud am.
Bruh even the bible called Adam’s wife “Helper”.

If they like let them marry a woman that will burden them, it’s their personal choice.

There are alot of wonderful helpers out there.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by brainhack(m):
Just watched episode 3 of Pluribus: People that are saying they didn’t enjoy it: What are you talking about? I hate to break it to you Pluribus is the best show in the world right now.

I get it though. There are alot of great shows, I struggled with bored while watching e.g Stranger Things, Dark etc.

Sometimes it’s personal biase, if i know its not an action genre I’d avoid it thinking it won’t be interesting; like The Apothecary Diaries, which turned out to be a Banger!
RomanceRe: Crippled Lover Proposes To Corper He Trained & Donated Kidney To At POP by brainhack(m):
Sccarrr:
Nothing is beautiful here....na paid love🥱
Brother I want to believe, people don’t know what true love is.

It seems like most people have never had anybody loved them for nothing other than just existing.

This man has paid an arm and a leg to the babe and they are shouting “true love”. As how naa?

RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married To My Best Friend From Guinea Bissau Here In The Gambia by brainhack(m): 8:28pm On Nov 11, 2025
Bullman:
After living in the Gambia for three years , I am getting Married to my best friend from bissau, she lives and work in the Gambia .. my introduction was last week , and I was given a list of things to buy for the traditional wedding ..

the only expensive thing on the list is a PIG
Everything in total no reach 350k in naira . wink
Sometimes you can’t help but wonder why everything in Nigeria is done extra extra .

Wife to be said she wants to take up 40% of the expenses.( I am far from broke ooo and she knows) To my single brothers you should try and date women from other African countries . Weytin wuna de endure for relationship for Nigeria no be life oooo. grin
If you have to give them reasons why they should pick up the oars and row 🚣‍♀️ , they don’t deserve to be in the same boat with you.

Congrats 🍾
Christianity EtcRe: CAC Responds To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by brainhack(m):
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HealthRe: My Wife's Serious Fertility Issue Is Affecting My Mental Health by brainhack(m): 12:17pm On Aug 13, 2025
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Try the God of Bishop David Oyedepo
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by brainhack(m): 10:08am On Aug 12, 2025
Neurotika:
The conventional pension system is basically a government-backed scam. I’ve always said this. Giving ridiculous rates on a fund meant to last 30+ years makes no sense, especially in a country with galloping inflation. Imagine working for 35 years then one govt just wakes up and prints 40% of the total money supply, inflating away 30 years of your work. By retirement, your savings will be worth nothing less than a tissue paper.
I doubt there is any year, any PFA’ annual return beats inflation.

Imagine year after year receiving rates on your retirement fund, that doesn’t beat inflation. Smh

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Ps: just to be sure I asked ChatGPT to confirm

InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by brainhack(m):
Jeoma2024:
What is the interest rate like?

Does it really make sense?
With the volume of funds at their disposal they are grossly underperforming in my own opinion.

Regardless I also do pension voluntary contributions, solely for investment diversification.

https://www.pencom.gov.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/RATES-OF-RETURN-DATA-2016-TO-2019-RSAs.pdf

Foreign AffairsRe: Man With Hebrew Tattoo Arrested For Crucifying Pastor In Arizona by brainhack(m): 11:38am On Jun 28, 2025
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CelebritiesRe: Dablixx Oosha Is Dead!!! by brainhack(m): 3:55am On Jun 28, 2025

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