₦airaland Forum

selfmadeboss:
I am an agnostic, but I volunteer to be used to spread this gospel, I will Bleep your wife And daughters And all the sexy member till they receive orgasm in Jesus name

A fool has been spotted. Pls receive sense in JESUS NAME.

What is this babbler saying? Haba... Ameachi's stupidity is giving me headache.

Fani should shut the Bleep up. Is ortom more important than the other people in benue who are been killed? Why not start d war now? Why wait till when ortom is killed? Or it is because the benue indigenes killed does not belong to their ocultic kingdom? I weep for sensless idiots who patrol themselves as political gurus or leaders in nigeria. Nonesense!

Any attempt or attempted attempt by the police against Dino wil nt be tolorated. Dnt worry dino... Dey no fit do u anything. Na we dey ur side.

Haba... This is d most ugliest leader in nigeria. He is as ugly as the centre of nyash.

Story for the gods.

Good move Mr. President. Now 2019 is in ur pocket till 2023. Congrats!

Allow these boys and go after fulani herdsmen. Herdsmen are our problem, not kidnappers. Afterall, the boys are just trying to earn a living. Period!

I went somewhere yesterday to buy a riffle (gun). But my friend who accompanied me there discouraged me. Saying that peace will return in the country... Buhari has deployed the army/police to tackle the crisis within the nation including my state. But after seen this news, i am going back there this afternoon to get my gun. If security men are slaughtered, what wil happen to the common man? Its better i die trying, than to die doing nothing and cowardly. So help me GOD.

edward1106:
Now let me help you analyse just how stupid and idiotic you are for the fact that I am not and won't be an idiot.
If I my foolishness was at its peak and you were trying to correct me, what would it make u who happened to be the teacher of a static idiot? ........... ?
Note: I use past tense cos I want to believe u are not stupid.

Pls just find where you fail to establish concord in this your compound sentence, then I can assert your wellness. You should focus and comment on the said topic instead of faulting people's choice of words. Only idiots and I mean, the ones born like that from birth do such. Ask yourself, which one are you before you quote me again.

wow! Here is a deluded analyst! Well, i could not stop laughing out loud when i read this bullshite. And i have come to the concise conclusion that u are just a kid. Oh, my boy, i thought u are matured enough to handle issues which have no daunghting challenges. I never knew u have an archaic sense of reasoning. Is it wrong to assist a dilusional fool like u? Moreso, u just proved that u are a shithole motherfucker who should be allowed to look timid in the eyes of the literate. I was only trying to help u boy. Hence u are a dumbass idiot flying high with ur dumbhead, continue advertising ur stupidity. U will thank me someday.

By promulgating their exotic congitation and articulating their superficial sentimentalities, Nigerians should beware of platitude penduliosities. Let all exemporal propensities have an intiligible varicious velocity. We should sediously avoid polis bolic profundity, pompous proximity, verbosity and ragidity. In other words, say what u mean, mean what u say, and avoid bombastic expressions! Thank u!

Nawao. This is what we call riddles and jokes. Pastor, recieve ur senses back in jesus name!

Oyindidi:
mtcheeeeew....

I love u my dear. Come i was pulling ur legs!. How are u doing?

edward1106:
You know u are very and very stupid for quoting me. If you're gifted with a brain to notice such, you would have prayed for a brain to know I was using it in comparison to being flogged or do you want me to share my WORST experience with you personally?

thank u. One thing i know is that idiots will never learn cuz their foolishness is at it's peak. Bros, a literate person is one who learn when corrected. Pls recieve ur senses back!

Oyindidi:
Kids

Oh, ur boyfriends name is kids. I will help u check so that we will be sure he is not among those guys killed. Infact, i will post on social media if anyone have seen kids. Lol.

Yes the most popular statue erecting governor.

Oyindidi:
Girls see una boyfriends

abeg check very well. E be like say ur boyfriend dey among.

These girls can fvck without caution. They wil neva keep their pussy one place. May allah padlock all unmarried women pussy in jesus name.

No amount of apology wil heal the fact that the IG is an idiot.

Even if those idiots are dead, their corps should be made to stand trial and possibly prosecuted.

wordcat:
Receive sense

Back to sender

Jamariwolff:
No guy on earth will taste my honey pot if I don't want him to fuckin taste it.

So all the signs up there are rubbish. Touch me, I butcher your hands.

pls can we hook up? U can use my touch for experiment. I promise u, ur life wil never remain d same. That honey pot wil be mine 4ever. Shall we?

sekem:
Beautiful my foot!

Rawbish

Guy no b she say make u get ugly sisters. Why u d jealous?

Spatta:
What a Country?

When has posting Guns and Taking pictures by a public servant becomes a thing of publicity

If there is any sanity in Nigeria, such Police should be arrested and dismissed

It is an act of indiscipline

Public show by Officer is Indiscipline by all standard of the profession

Na dis our nigeria or na nigeria for ur village? Abeg go sleep

DSDLIVEREPORT:
What's all these for? Attention seekers

bros. No be she say make u no get beautiful sister. Y u dey jealous? Go sleep abeg.

Spaxon:
Oga's go just reserve this one for za oda room

IT MUST HAVE HAPPEND TO U TOO. SEEMS U ARE TALKING OUT OF EXPERIENCE.

naijaking1:
Students pay high school fees so that a brutal and illiterate teacher can flog them whenever he wants.

Another self-service spotted.

edward1106:
D worse done to me was to tell me to leave d class and after some minutes, I was called in back.

Next time use WORST. What type of student are or were you?

ola753:
Pls what is wrong with this man.I thought cane is not used in universities,he should be arrested.

See your mouth like he should be arrested. Come on go sleep joo....

I am very much in support of the action of the lecturer. Nigerians are abusing the structure and basis of education. If the cane can re-arrange their brains, i am good to go with caneing their ass up. Next time, it will be slay queens turn.

I am conscious that black idiot of a husband took advantage of the teenage girl. He should be made to face the law.

Chelseaboii1:
Religion in Nigeria is a scam

Everybody nw dey open church

Come My street

Like abou 8 church dey e street


Sotay dm name d street church street


Still hungry stil dey catch ppl

Na to dey build church dm sabi


I like oyinbo life


Der life sweet

Ppl wey even bring religion self dm nor carry am for head

Na we carry am for head like gala seller

I agree with u. There is nothing like religion in 9ja. The worst is that these so called pastors are fake.