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computerboy:
Well at least that's a software issue. Try to repair your windows with a CD

and how do i do that?

computerboy:
screenshot will help

cant screen shot..k u knw when u finish typing ur password and then it shows "welcome"..den shows a blank screen then ur desktop?..thats what m talking abt..but in my case.. after showing "welcome"..shows d blank sreen(in my case green, its a theme something I set) then shows d desktop..then it keeps showing the green screen and desktop..continuously..hope u understand?

dunno wats wrong with my system..once I boot it, after typing my password, it shows d desktop, then shows a green screen , shows d desktop again, dis goes on for like 10 times..i dunno wats wrong

dunno why am still finding chatting and calling difficult..

deafeyez:
I want to share two experiences I had Today.

The First,
I have been in the house for about two hours after I returned back from my village. It was about 16:50hrs so I decided to go and get some stuffs from the market. After walking some few miles, I came in concurrent position with a certain girl who seems to be going my direction. She was looking at me momentarily however, I looked at her the first time we met from the bend and never looked at her face again. The only reason to this is that I have never kept a discussion with a girl I don't know more than asking of her name and number. For me not to look so desperate, I let her go with saying a word. All the while we walked side by side, I was just thinking of what to say.

The Second.
This happened at about 19:36 hrs, this evening.
I stood at a friends front side of the house because we were about to go for a normal Sunday outing. While standing, this tall girl with good backside, nice pawpaw but not too good pineapple face was coming to the next compound to fetch water. As I stood there, I noticed that she wanted to pass through the tar road but decided to pass through where I stood squeezing herself to pass because there was a table at my front, used by the newspapers vendor. When she passed, I did not move an inch and did not greet her either but she mumble a greeting which I did not answer. I then stepped few steps backward knowing that when she returns with water on her head, she might want to spill them on me. I was still waiting on my friend when she returned with water on her head and roared at me "Why you no stand there again cross your leg. Even when u c person dey come, u no shift." I kept quite and laughed knowing that the girl has been displaying some shekele ku for me. Also, I thought to myself that it was because I never answered her greetings nor greeted her when she passed.
After turning the water, she was going for another round, I was still standing and she told me never to be annoyed o as she was laughing, I still kept quiet. She said she was joking and left.
After a long thought, I realized I should have told her why was she complaining even as she tried to step on my leg. It takes me quite a long time to reason a good response for a woman, I don't really know why.
Though she is taller than I, about 6.8", I have been crushing on her but never summoned the courage to go after her for the fear of what to say. And I believe she likes me somehow.
Am I right to have kept quite, should I start discussing with the girl and which interested topics should I begin with. Thanks

lemme guess u av nt read this thread from the beginning.jst read from page 1-10 ur answer lies therein..btw taking long b4 thinking of a response when talking with a girl..dulls d convo and the girl will see as u as a boring guy...learn hw to be quick witted..

HARDDON hw about that your blog?

Carlmax:
Hello peeps, I have been offered admission by jamb through CAPs and on my jamb profile. However my admission status on AAUA's portal is still " You have not been offered admission yet, please try again later ". Please who else has been admitted to Performing Arts in Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba and does Jamb admission letter guarantee my admission? or should I be worried. please I need contributions, thanks.

1. admission letter guarantees ur admission.
2. i think d uploading is still going on, buh jamb mumu oo....u have nt finished uploading on jamb Caps u re going to open admission portal..confusion everywhere..jst keep checking back will be updated..

Nphzzycute:
I think that's because you haven't been admitted on CAPS

even some people that have been admitted on caps..are facing the same problem.

dondavad:
your own better......
my bro was admitted on caps
but on checking his admission status = "not admitted yet"

yea, jst checked for someone else and they are saying d same tin..still uploading maybe..

cant say its an error, i was admitted when i checked caps, accepted d addmmission, and 2db wen i checked my admission status with my reg no. i was admitted.

nice story bro, admire ur ability of "not sending" at all, if it were some guys nw, dey will bugging d gal with calls 24/7..i wonder when some guys will learn..

jst noticed that on nairaland, uniuyo doesnt have an active admission thread..abi people no sabi d school nii?..anyways lets jst help each other out..
btw who has gotten admission through jamb CAPS?

HARDDON:
you've tried what?

lol..dude is very funny, "read d thread" nada..i wonder d magic he wants u to perform..

oderinde151:
give me hints pls..i will try

giving u a quick fix, wont fix d problem,jst read d thread from d beginning nd stop being stubborn nd lazy

oderinde151:
to the bosses in the building I hail una o

an 100l student just packed into my hostel, pretty girl u knw na all those omo mummy...
she came in last week, I was around the day she came buh I left my hostel to my friend's place sa...only 2 guys in my hostel I and one pdegree student..so today the was telling me that he went to meet the girl and they were talking about relationship stuffs nd I was like (are u normal?) talking to who?..the guy was faster than I do pls how can I get this babe? guys
mind you am a shy type and also in 200l...
hints!!!

Bro even if u were given steps on hw to get dis gal, u wont do anytin cos u dnt av d balls to it. my advice:go nd work on urself,read d thread from d beginning. grow some balls after u av worked on urself, den u can go out nd meet oda gals.

papichula:
men in the house . ...i hail oo
I need advice, there is this my neighbor with a hell of an ass....
on morning I needed knife to cut yam to cook the knife I have is a pen knife so I had to borrow bigger knife from this neighbor...
she gave me, i returned it...
from that day she has been staring at me lustfully...
I'm this kind of shy, unfriendly guy...
I want to know how to enter the babe ...
we don't talk...
we only greet

AS harddon usually says quick tips or fix isnt gon last long..so i wil advice u to read d thread from d beginning.

haymekus:
I don't know why this unintellectual EV wouldn't just use d.suarez,


His useless tatic is slowly making messi look like an average player cos his goals are drying up...


Kudos to Suarez and MATS

Swrz...he wont doing nonsense experiment..

sexymonkey:
no mind me jare, na because I far from her at this moment.

Lol...btw u re gon teach me daah fb hacking..email pls?

sexymonkey:
@ DavidTheGeek , HARDDON
I was suspecting my girl of doing something bad as we were chatting on tuesday, so I hacked into her fb account and what I saw wasn't good enough( she was giving almost all the guys too much audience which I told her I hate a longtime ago, she was even s*xting with one guy like that), then I called her immediately to ask if she was in or out and she gave no answer to my question and said she doesn't get me, I dropped the call and she later called back that I should stop logging into her account, that statement annoyed me and I hacked the account COMPLETELY and she'll NEVER have it back. I've not been picking her calls and neither am I going to call or text back. please I need your suggestions on how to build a wall stronger than the walls of Jericho against her.

Lol..jealousy.

nyc one op..keep it up.

wait oo..do we have calabar people in this thread at all?

HARDDON u should start lectures on chatting..am really struggling here..

seriously since i was born, this is the first davido song i have played more than once..dude really tried, i jst love d beat..
on the 20th time now

E.V would jst be doing nonsense experiment..

snowstormm:
his son always makes me wonder


he doesn't look like him at all....neymar sef doesn't resemble his mom(neymar's mom) at all

lol d son probably looks like his mum, and ney his dad..like me i dont look like my mum in anyway..

magikalz:
Hahaha.

With all these nuggets wey full here, you still dey find e-book ni

Lol..u kept many guys waiting sha..

magikalz..ah see u bro..hw abt dat e-book naa?

joeeee240:
HE IS GOOD? UNA NO SABI ANYTHING

U have to be more reasonable if u want to get my attention..

modaink333:
you know there is power in her that's why u said God forbid... Assuming their isn't, you wouldn't have said so. Mean while apologize or face the latter consequence.. No body messes with my mother, the mother of God and get away with it.

Dude i knw she is d mother of God, bt worshipping her image..dude thats idolatry and dat
''Holy mary pray for us'' thin u guys usually said..since when did mary become d mediaator between God and man..dude check ur bible very well..

HARDDON:
Modify these to suit your situation , the kind of rapport you have created....

1. Cast her a surprise look and say: how can you ask a tall, dark and handsome guy if he has browse v. Clef b4?

That is our hobby babes, that is our hobby.

But that doesn't mean you should come and rape me ooo

2. Huh? Are you already thinking of raping me?
The igwe must hear this!


3. No, i haven't. They always UnCloth me, push me onto the bed and then go sitting on this huge thing inbetween my legs. Then they go screaming yet they would be bouncing on it. I would just lie there thinking to my self, why don't they stop since it is painful? The next thing, you would see them quaking and vibrating as they scream loudly and thereafter just lie on top of me motionless. I used to be scared they were dead.

4. You have to come and find out. But i should warn you, you would never be same again. You are going to be thinking about having it everyday!

Etc

U re good abeg..

have u had sex before?
possible fun responses jst gimme one or two..lemme use as