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dude search for this thread ''dating drills (guys only) op is HARDDON'..read the thread and ur life will neva remain d same..

ama hook u up with TY Bello, u should be able to kick off ur career from there..

HARDDON:
Brahahaha! Evuls!

He needs quick fix gee.
But the prob wit quick fix is that they make u sound unreal. Ofcos u ain't real

lol..dude needs a quick fix,maybe he jst wanna straff..so he is looking for a shortcut.
P:S i think u should publish a book "The short cut to straffing"..for pvss.... sorry boys like this..

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
Hi please I need your help .. I have been trying but not working .. we have an assembly we are attending now and many girls are bound to show up today is the first day and I didn't talk to any girl but I don't want the remaining days to waste .... pls give me formats I can use and talk to them and get their number..

Nb : I can see them walking while am walking behind dem in the assembly ground or walking opposite direction.,
I can also see dem going to the eatery or meet them there
I can meet the sitting on the same sit with me during the program..

Please help me give me lines to use cos my brain can't figure any ...

And again I'm trying to follow the thread but the thread is so long that I can't understand it can you paste me all the stuffs to my email... thanks Gid bless

read d thread from 1-10 u shud be able to figure something out..infact jst read d whole thread..ur solution lies therein

Novelistguy:
No probs.

israeledet800@gmail.com

those without whatsapp enabled phones na, can we drop our email??

dembele tried abeg...dnt worry d goals will come..

that my friend that is a madrid fan, i go disturb am 2mao, infact lemme go and call im sef

come oo..is uniuyo writing apptitude test this year

pls who knows how has uploaded his/her jamb result on jamb's portal, how did u do it, cos av been trying to do it myself, buh i cant find where to upload it

starts 2mao..5FD6SJT..Goodluck

swave7:
Bro you know how many articles, videos, books I've swallowed wey no wan digest enter blood? I'm not a complete maga like that o, it's my anxiety (genetics) & programming from childhood which hindered my social skills growth that's holding me back. Guy forget, I dey kiss o, I'm a creative mind & visual learner, learned from watching helllywood movies as a kid, in fact I sabi chop toto well tho not many, in fact ... dia dad

Read d drills, digest them, practice...or wouldnt u like to reprogramme ur life..

jst came across the picture on facebook, and m like WTF!!!! twin brother nah, i think he is jst a doppleganger, wah do u think??

EternalTruth:
yes and the criteria is that u must have a cgpa of not less than 3.00

i can do that..tnx

EternalTruth:
they admit much and admission isn't competitive but the course is tough with sadist lecturers that normally graduate their students with third class

Jst wano enter this yr..then switch to computer science next year..its possible right?

rednuth:
whats the model of the device and moreover. are you sure it's an mtk device! if yes, then mYbe your usb may be faulty.

Its a posh s350A with mtk 6572..i dont think its my usb they are still working well..or do i need to download specific drivers?

EternalTruth:
yes.. I already studied at uniuyo.

D physics department, they aint dat much right?

EternalTruth:
yeah if they were to set exams then all those documents wouldn't be required

Exactly wah m thinking..u wrote Jamb dis yr..

after looking at the timetable of d screening excercise, and the things the students are required to come with for d excercise, i dont think uniuyo will observe the apptitude test this year, maybe they will start from next year..
Whats ur take on this..

swave7:
I don't mind whatsapp tips & stuff. Bros, I'm 30, seeking employment to pay mah bills but that's not the main issue. The main issue is I've never really gone on dates ever. When I was little I was heavily infused with this niceguy syndrome sh!t from my wicked mother. Don't ask me why I call her wicked but anyway. I also didn't have much masculine male influences or friends while growing up either peers or older. I had a neighbors father who would've probably been my godfather cos he's from the same town or so with my Dad cos I remember a couple of ocassions he'd spoken with me, giving me some grown man advice as a kid, but he's late now. Funny enough his son, who i'm probably older than by maybe a year or two has a girl, she's thick tho infact the guy sef seems like he's pussy whipped over her, taking pictures upandan, my bae, this that on whatsapp, side story.

Well in elementary school I was very very shy, like ultra, also no talkative, cos I grew up in a very religiously conservative yet dysfunctional household, mama ehn... chisos. So I wasn't exactly open to alot of people & it's this ultra selective trait or elitist mindset, not necessarily that I'm better than this person but like I just know stuff & yet this person is ignorant of it & happy with it & I'm like why would be associating with certain types of people when they don't know this, or they do this which I don't like, so I tend to keep away.

All that dysfunctional stuff made me grow up a introverted loner anyway, couldn't make much friends in school, if I did, it didn't hold for long or materialize into longterm stuff. I also kept away from girls cos I was poisoned by some dude who told me some dumb childish sh!t like adam & eve, & it seeped into my subconcious & always made me wary of girls & view them as evil beings, even till now wey society don spoil finish.

Fast forward to highschool when I was 18, when GSM comot, started getting into writing poetry or just mere rhymes for amusement & also tried chatting with girls on some networks then like V-mobile or yahoo chats, ya know, just for fun, & I was raw & nasty, chai I was bad inside but didn't know how to express it physically especially with girls & without scrutinizing & fearing judgement from them or myself. This that cognitive dissonance sh!t from the dysfunctional-conservative upbringing I dey tell una. Big problem. It got in the way of so many, I'd see some girls wouldn't know how to conversate with them physically & in the moment. Only through text, if I stylishly get a number tho cos I no sabi collect for real.

Well I chatted with some girls, I had nasty ideas like sex & all but didn't really know how to get there or where to go like places of interest cos I was led to believe that nightclubs were horrible evil places & such neither did I have anyone to invite me gan sef so me just dey my own worrying about school grades & sh!t cos my pops be all on my back bout it. I met this one girl I was chatting with for some weeks physically, didn't know I was supposed to take her to some place cool so we met at somewhat neutral place, Ikeja airforce base precisely cos she stayed at oshodi. We talked for some hours, she tooked me to her home, I was 19, she was 22 then, didn't know. Afterwards I tried to kiss her, she refused with some excuse, then I just said nothing & walked away without looking back. Then she called me back & we got talking & finally kissed. The unfortunate thing was I would be the one to always go to her place to see her & we'd makeout but soon after I would try pushing for sex but she'd refuse & I kept wondering why she'd be ok kissing me, then letting her squeeze her allover (gawd her tits were the softest jellylike thing I'd ever made contact with, nice slim chocolate body overall, no much ass though but I bet I could pick this girl up & fvck against the wall, me wey no dey even gym then sef).

Well I stopped seeing her completely after one time she said "these kisses would go sour". It was then I knew she was either somehow playing me or just didn't want anything cos I told her I was gonna leave for Uni, in a different state. Sure enough, I got back from first semester & got a call but I didn't answer & never bothered with her again. Even before I left this dark welling came over me to simply not bother with girls cos technically I don't know what I'm supposed to do & all through Uni I never did meanwhile roomies & classmates dey jolly upandan, most no dey even bother invite me or tell me anything. That was when I went DARK. I began to feel so many negative emotions brew inside of me that I no longer wanted to be human or alive even.

I lost countless opportunities with girls at least even if it wasn't for relationship it would've been a hit it one time thing or maybe fvck buddy thin but nah nothing for me. Some occasions females would give me complements & I wouldn't even know how to respond cos I felt completely numbed out to feel anything else. One average looking but thick a$$ed girl told me I was cute in a cafe & at first I was overwhelmed but before she left I asked for her number & she gave it to me. Didn't call her until I got back to Uni & even when I called I didn't know where to begin so I just let that sh!t go. It feels like a nightmare walking around & having women either stare at you or maybe even smile somewhat while you're about & can't do nothing with good looks. Even when I do try to make something happen, it always inevitably ends awkwardly & horrible far from what I'd imagine in my pretty mind, which then leads me to keep avoiding interactions with them in the first place cos I know how it would end, not very well. There are a couple other scenarios I can paint but the koko be say I never fit toast babe, comot, fvck am either keep am as gf or fwb or something else. Now it's more complicated when you start to factor in age, finances, lifestyle, social value & such. I'm quite familiar with the MGTOW movement going on now, thing is I didn't realize it was what I was doing since then. Wahala plenty, fineboy wey no sabi woman, wey no hold bar, na wetin? Abeg I don tire jare...

such. I
If am nt mistaken d summary of dis whole epistle is that u re an introvert who hasnt learnt d robes yet..i wonder hw u learnt hw to kiss tho'....lol...btw my story is jst like urs..i think i was worse dan u..bt then i saw this thread..started from d beggining, digested d whole shii..started practicing, nd now m gud..talking to a gal aint hard, jst be urself, dnt eva act all needy and trying to impress a gal..nah they are suppose to impress u, cos u re d boss..dude jst read d shii from d begginning..if ur life remains d same..cum back here, i will roast my dick for u..

DavidTheGeek:
I wonder what kinda hitting on her you did.

Well, first thing is you shouldn't ask a girl you just met out.

It's simple logic - NO ATTRACTION YET. So she'll give you an automatic NO.

Second thing is don't take the "lets just be friends" talk too serious.

When she told you she doesn't want a relationship with you, you should have said something like: "That's alright. Save your heart from heartache. I bet we wouldn't make a fine couple. You don't seem like the kinda girl that can handle me."

Now that's a challenge.

Imagine a girl said something like that to you. What effect would that have on you?

YOU WILL BE TEMPTED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO HER. (Same thing, she'll be tempted to prove herself to you if you had said something like that.)

Next time don't make obvious advance at a girl. Lower her defences by going in subtly.

Your options now are:

1. Ignore her statement. Just cuz she said she doesn't want a relationship does not mean you guys can't date. If you're confident you can get her to fall in love with you... you're good to go.
2. Move on to another girl.

Word..
i think he should move on to another gal..jst matter of time b4 he starts acting needy and then he blows it....

guys please recommend a good photo edditor for me for android and pc, and also an app i can use to cartoonize a photo a very good one.. tanx y'all

help, pls am trying to flash a stock rom into a posh android phone..its actually a 'china' phone..d problem i have is that when i load d scatter file, i remove d battery plug in d usb cable while holding volume up..i wait for 10 mins but flash tool doesnt read my device..i also tried holding volume down.still d same shii..pls help me

k..tnx

i jst opened an account with zenith bank, didnt wanna get a debit card, cos i didnt av money, nw i want to transfer money to a friend using a phone, but its acting for debit card pin, which i dont have, how do i go abt pls..
Cant get debit card now cos money no reach..
Anyway to transfer d money..

maybe d browser has d ability to download the book of life from heaven, at least anytime u can check if u re eligible for rapture...

BigSarah:
mtcheew i don die me wey plan for 3yrs strike

Chai!!!...u need ass whooping, na so u unserious reach?

maestromicky:
Boss Harddon... Pls ooo help me out... There is this gurl dat was attracted to me few months ago... All of a sudden i just went cold, stopped talking to her, lost interest in her... Now i want to master the drill with her... The convo went like this:
Me:hey
She:hi
Me:are u dat shy to say hello all this while.. Or is it ur ego
She: meaning
Dunno wat to reply her again so i no go blow up

Seriouslu??..dude ur ass gotta bw whooped..
Jst start from d beginning..

thesuave10:
I know all that. Which ones did you study?

Dont u think harddon's drills are more interesting than this one, tho this one looks more educative..but
#team HARDDON