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somcherry:
Happy birthday!! I wish you all the best of life.

thank u

Veraatabeh:
happy birthday dear.Age wit grace

thanks dear

ZandhaZaraZ:
Happy birthday, bro. I sprinkle ambrosial particles of muses on your air. More power to your majestic aura as you ejaculàte through the holy white sheet.

May the impeccable elegance of your epidermis always chase away the hornets that sting.

As your blood travels through the healthiest of pulsating veins, may it always escape the gazes of the putrid souls hoping for its leakage.

And so shall the writhing mass of worms and maggots looking to feed on your pious spirit turn out victims of your stomping, as their vanquished bodies inscribe messages of your triumph in the soil in poetic scripts.

May your cry of victory pierce the delightful air with tenderness and warmth, as you declare with joy, "I AM COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN MY SKIN, AND PLEASED ENOUGH WITH MY LIFE, TO REMEMBER AND BLESS THE BEAUTY OF THE DAY OF MY BIRTH!"

woow what a mouthful! ....thanks man

Bibi294:
Land animal... Not birds.... Maybe op will talk'bou birds

ostriches are land animals, they don't fly.

nathdim:
Wat about humans are they nt in the top 10

with our 2 legs? which run do we want to run

DjAndroid:
No time to watch any video. Just visit Instagram with UCbrowser and download videos anyhow. Finish.

I'll try this out, tnx man

I can't fault him, I "probably" would've posted something similar,...if I wanted attention badly

the kids actually look good, people are just closed minded and uptight

pocohantas:
Bandwagon mentality.
People that can't explore life beyond religion, sex and marriage.

The world is such a vast place, with so many people of diverse race and belief, o many sources of happiness ...yet some Nigerians think, if you're not married, hanging your leg on some burglary proof and popping out babies like a vending machine, you can't be happy.

Such parochial mindset.

I made a post about this on Instagram, I don't get why people think its a must to tie yourself To someone, for f sake, there's nothing wrong with being on your own, plus, u can be with anyone u want, u don't have to use the "marriage" card as a reason

someone, everyone, please come in here and take just one minute to wish me "happy birthday" or at list 10 seconds To give me a like, please please please.....thank you.

rice in any form or beans and plantain porridge with gari and groundnut mixed with milk and sugar

I have watched these two different art forms, and wondered the possibility of people bending into insane poses and stretches with leaps and cartwheels etc.
eventually realizing that they are really different, but share a common similarity, "flexibility", that's why I'm asking the question " who is more flexible?", I know the gymnasts have the upper hand in the strength department, and the ballerinas lead in fluid movements, gymnasts are prone to more severe injury while ballerinas suffer from anorexia(some of them at list ).
So which one takes the cake as the champ of the flexibility game?
(this post is gotten from "IJUSTALK" Instagram)

she looks awful, needs facial reconstruction.

awuf2008:
Good but is total case of insanity..N70m for just one car?

do u know the price of a rolls Royce? not to talk of lambos and the like...
70m naira is just averagely high compared to those ones

omoiyamayor:
What is the difference bwtn a bird a fowl and chicken

the differences include
1 bird, signifies any animal with feathers
2 fowl is spelled f o w l
3 chicken is spelled c h I c k e n.

ToZaraWithaZ:
Crying piece of sh!t. I thought you died. So, you survived? I meant to kill you with my flaming arrow. Thank your stars I missed your fragile heart. I wanted to pierce it like the stupidity you now manifest infilterated your mother's womb during your conception, like a stealthy devil.

That, by your own admission, you were a miserable idiot ten years ago, who came to nairaland seeking attention from ladies doesn't mean I'm as unfortunate as you. Now run along and go smoke a Knockout and tear your useless mouth and diseased fingers apart.

I missed this

Tahra:
Damn!Your last name must be SAVAGE.

I swear!!!

ToZaraWithaZ:
Lol. That fellow reeks of an astonishing degree of moronicity.

The same fool advocating spanking for dealing with ladies will be the first to unsheathe his [BLUNT ] blade when a man beats his sister for "misbehaving". Afterall, [sexually] submissive ladies that get spanked during BDSM oblige to the game, and they consider it fun. This goat is saying you should be serving your wife slaps the same way she serves you food.

I should blow his head off.

you should.
but there's a certain level of idiocy that shouldn't be acknowledged, maybe u can spare him for now, assuming he backs out that is.

ToZaraWithaZ:
Go and share you abundant stupidity among your siblings first, before fantasizing about feeding others. I don't entertain jokes from people from a lineage of pigs.

What a unique species of stupidity in subhuman form.

ure the reason I keep coming back to view this thread, pls don't stop now

ToZaraWithaZ:
The African climate has dissolved your brain into a filthy river of sewage, yet in your imbecility, it's fools like you that call global warming a hoax, despite being a living proof of its reality.

Next time, don't play the old man card with people who're above you on the evolutionary ladder. Loud-mouthed baboon with waterlogged skull. Son of a dirty warthog.

Am I not justified to call you a fool, dindinrin jatijati? Maybe you should show your MOTHER and SISTERS your opprobrious posts and watch them smile and congratulate you for being worthless garbage. If stupidity could be deposited in the bank, you would be the richest fool alive.

Quote me again and die.

lord have mercy, for one person?

marriages nowadays don't last?
WHY?
Because nobody wants to be submissive.
those older marriages that last up to 20 years, I don't know if people have really seen how these marriages are, those women have nothing, they don't work, they don't earn a living only dependent on their husbands, if the man decides to do something silly what can the woman do? nothing, where can she go? nowhere so she swallows it and put on a happy font so people can say her marriage is a good one seeing how long it has lasted.
but the independent girls won't take that, if u start misbehaving they live and end the marriage, then people start saying her marriage is a bad one for it didn't last. oh, what a mouthful, who gets my drift

OtemSapien:
You dey vex o.

its just too silly

stupid stuff being called a law

I dnt know if I'm allowed to complete this post, got banned, i don't know y

quadruple decker bus or 4-story motor

Coming in at no. 2

EMMANUEL PRECIOUS

leggiero tenor
Precious has a high chest placement and dwells a lot in his chest register, which is the reason he growls his upper belts, but he has once executed a good mix though only shortly. His falsetto is solid and lacks breathiness and he has hit a Bb5 in headvoice which is high for a male.
Precious has the ability to sing softly, showing the beauty of his voice and also belt with power.
He was cut short at the semi finals

The number 3 spot belongs to

IFEOMA ONU

Full lyric soprano
Her voice can be both soft and aggressive.
Ifeoma has the kind of voice that starts calmly and seems small,but can also become a powerhouse in the next moment, she has learnt how mix quite well and has mixed a belt as high as a G#5 in the show, her head voice is also strong.
But she didn't make it to the finals

At number 4 we have

GRACE UDOH

Lyric mezzo soprano
Her belted notes are richer in the middle range, Grace has learnt to an extent, how to really use her voice, her belts are well mixed and she has better breath control than most of the contestants, she has good transitions and all round good placement.
Sadly for her, she was knocked out at the battles stage when put against precious

Starting the list at no. 5 we have

KELVIN AUDU(this one was almost tied with victor thumpson)
An agile and well controlled voice
Kelvin clearly knows how to sing, he probably doesn't explore the upper reaches of his voice but sticks to his comfort zone, his melisma's are on key and his placement altogether makes for a flexible voice.

Unfortunately, kelvin(for unknown reasons) quit the show after his blind audition where he had four turns from the coaches

This list is made, based on my personal opinion of the best singers in this years' the voice nigeria.
Like I said, its based on my opinion, so if u feel otherwise, feel free to give yours.

This list consists of a little analysis of their voice, including (an assumption) of their voice types.
Note: these singers are not vocally trained or classically trained for that matter, so it will be hard to determine which vocal fach they fall under.

So we all know that the voice nigeria is a popularity game right?, right, being the best singer doesnt equate being the winner,so we start...