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Nigeria has become a dumping site for the US. $8.5million only for refurbishing of the scrap? Add a little money to that and you have a brand new warship. WHAT A MOCKERY

Mine is to stop masturbating, visiting pornsites. And i want to be a better me.

Popular Nigerian/American singer "seal" crossed over to the new year 2015 in tb joshua's synagogue church of all nations. Did anyone else see him?

@op it's like your brain is upside-down. Who told you that the gospel of jesus christ arrived Nigeria 2000years ago? We christians only believe and preach that 2000years ago, jesus christ died on the cross. So think before you talk.

Check me out dnt i luk cute?

A group of three kids were caught this morning trying to vandalize a phcn transformer close to the presidential villa abuja. The eldest who is not more than 14years of age and his two younger sisters not more than 5years each confessed to have been vandalizing transformers for the past 2years. They were caught by policemen on guard at the villa. Kudos to the nigerian police.

Una neva talk 2ru. 4million naira 4 dat *cartoon* wey i de c dia abi e gt anoda 1?

No wori kip am 4 me i go buy am wen i dn hama

Guys, should a male masturbator who has never had sex be considered a virgin?

U hv also wasted urs by commenting

One day ibrahim's girlfriend wanted some money to make her hair. She visited ibrahim, and didn't know how to squeeze out money from the aboki. So she started calling him pet names like:- darling,sweetypie,honey,baby,the only sugar in my tea, the only butter on my bread,the only sense in my brain, the only blood running through my vein and the only cuckroach in my cupboard. The aboki got angry and said to the girl:- i call me sweet names than i come call me cuckroach i think say i be mumu kwo? Dambru ba'ka. U i be the only suya on my fire and the only shit in my nyansh!!!

Today, i'm going to teach you how to prepare jollof shit. And the following will be needed for the recipe: onions,salt,groundnut oil,pepper,seasoning cubes,tin and fresh tomatoes,meat or fish and water. Step1 put the pot on fire and add oil, when the oil have heated enough, add a little salt and pour in your choped onions. Allow it to steam for few seconds, then put your meat/fish. Fry for 1minute, then add your tomatoes, and allow the water in the tomato to dry. Then add your seasoning cubes,pepper,salt,and curry to tast. Allow it to steam for about 3minutes then pour in your shit, mix everything together. If it's too tick then add water or urine. Cover and allow it to boil for about 3minutes. Your delicious jollof shit is ready!!!! Best enjoyed with icecold fruit juice!!!! What a sumptious and delicious meal!!! You can invite your friends but please don't invite me!!!!!!

I rather die than accept the mark of the beast. This is the furfillment of bible prophecies concerning the mark of the beast 666. It is happening before our very eyes. SHINE YOUR EYES!!!!!

The car doesnt even look that flashy

Oboy na assignment u de giv me so ooo

Guys, is it wrong or evil if a newborn baby refuses to cry? My mum told me that i refused to cry when i was born and that is a taboo in BINI culture. So the nurses had to try out an alternative which if the baby still doesn't cry, he/she will be thrown away and labelled an evil child. So they poured water in a mortar and started pounding it and put some of the water in their mouth they will spit the water on the baby's face and if they do that three times still the baby doesn't cry, the child will be thrown away. (thank God i finally cried at the last try). So i want to know if this is really true or just a mere supersticious belief among the bini tribe of edo state.

So dem de fear 2 test d applicants abi wetin?