₦airaland Forum

Vinnie2000:
If Married men stayed faithful to their wives and don't cheat @all,
70% percent of our Naija Babes will die of HUNGER.

hookup patron don talk 💁

BABANGBALI:
1. Never take photos with him.

2. If you call and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around.

3. Don't text him love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for a Eeeeeeh! Sheeeeee! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh! Tatatatatatata! Miakmiakmiak! 🙄🙄

6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.

7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.

8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed.

9. If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate Temple Run.🏃🏃🏃🏃

10. Most Importantly, STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S HUSBAND AND FIND YOUR OWN FA.🤷🤷🤷🙄🙄

all these hookup guys go run wan see update

Antihypocrite:
I just learnt yesterday that my ex girlfriend committed suicide. She was gang raped earlier this year and she later went for a test and found out she was hiv positive.

She was depressed. The worst part is that the guy that stole her from me and engaged her withdrew from her after the whole rape saga.


I didn't know how to call her and console her since she did not tell me anything. Infact her family did a good job in keeping the situation secret. I heard the news from one of her close friends who made me swear I wasn't going to let her know that she told me.


Her social media presence reduced drastically. I was hurt and sad. I tried to reach out several times but I just didn't know how. I did not want her to feel that her friend betrayed her, I didn't want to add to her pain.

Yesterday the friend called me crying. She told me my ex killed herself.

Guys I have not been myself. Maybe I should have called her. Maybe I would have saved her. A lot has been going through my mind.
I can't even think straight.


Just imagine this evening, I went to withdraw the last 1500 naira in my account. I couldn't even concentrate to verify the account number pasted in the kiosk well.


I sent the money to a wrong account instead (6117332903) one babalola something. Now there is no way of getting the money back. (if there's anyway of getting my money back, please help me.)


I'm broke, I'm hungry, I'm sad. I need help. I need to see a therapist.

Christiana, why have u done this to me?

this life meh, e don happen e don happen no sha go commit suicide

Go read ya bible ,or go gym (no talk say na night)

This is just speaking on the end Time when God separates the lambs from the goats.it is not a mean of hate...

MikeofKd:
, na 4 there kasala burst o, her mum asked him how long his been dating her daughter , my guy said 3 years , d girls mum laughed cos she obviously thought he was joking , wen she realised he was serious she then opened up to him that her daughter has been married to another guy for two years now and she had twins earlier this year.



drink or smoke if not I for don call my plug tay tay, make him smoke loud ma

na the twins part shock me meh werey come tell am make e move on🙉🙉😿

LooneyLester:
I just need a mentally ill girl for a serious relationship say a girl with PTSD, anxiety, depression etc. normal girls don tire me . I want something abnormal this time. Extraordinary things I'm doing
Ordinary things no fit move me again

dey talk like this until she tie you up in one room for not replying her message 🙅

Natbrowny:
Grid is Down.

Till January.. Fuel stations and FG played Goal Goal on this

Till January 💀, na lie

Any ideas on how to boost this forum

3 days now no light ,any remedy

Op , you no serious at all better chase the bag before the girl ,you no get money you wan go toast banker 🤕

MrCork:
Am a londoner, i have moiney
U in Nigeria..u hav nada

Am a londoner, we spek queens English
U in nigeria. U spek pigeon English

I beg....shift.
Anyways backto the serious topic..bro do u no how to eat rice wit fork?(no ooofencse)

Mr cock just stop parading this your illiteracy and Google the uses of forks ,BTW being in London doesn't mean your level have change better drop that your shoulder pad and open a book for once in your life

NBAjunior:
I’m a 22 year old male staying alone as at the time of making this post I have only 54 thousand naira in my account with no hope for the future…

I have no job, no friends, no girlfriend, I have no hope of getting money cuz the work I do is no more


My house rent is becoming due I don’t want to go back staying with my mom it would add more to my depression

Please I need a word of encouragement from you guys

No reason am just try to push forward by the grace of God everything will be alright

turmacs:
Why are someone guys like this please? When they are at home, you will see them acting very playful, playing like small children, laughing and dancing up and down. But when they go in public, they will begin to act totally different and opposite, squeeze face and put on that matured attitude. Why? 😫

You need to see the way this guy plays like a child at home, singing shallipopi and dancing up and down, and laughing, but when he goes out omo, you'll be begging him to even smile. His really matured attitude in public was one of the reasons i fell in love with him.

That's actually very normal btw

MrCork:
Bro we dont spek pigeion English here in London so i dont understand yor grama.the topic is about trying to educate homebase people on using fork to eat rice so they dont disgrase themsef as usual...nigeria must move forward!!(no ooofencse)

-speak
-grammar
-disgrace
-themselves
Werey go back prmy 1 FAM
Illiterate migrate wan use me shine 🙅

MrCork:
Ilitrasy is a desease.i cant imagine my white London friends seeing then...coz here in pekam London, if waiter see u eating rice in a restorant wit a spooon,they will walk u out & ban u..we use fork....but for some reason in nigeria * africa.,homebase guys use spooon...& some times they use ther hand to eat rice or chickens in a restorant especially
In from of a fine female (ilitrasy)
...is this normal behaviours for homebase guys?(no ooofencse)

Una don't come again sha my op youguys should sit in a corner and stfu rice na them food them go dey decive una with fork and knife💁(no offense)