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Yeligray:
i don't knw na, but i'll check it up.
#the moment you say you know it all that is the moment you die.

Truly true.

Yeligray:
swrz... Oga wikipedia

I know u sef don't know it. Don't lie

anitapreeti:
Like you know it

My dear I had to check google oooooooo
When one is thinking about how to pay bills......its meaning of usb somebory will now carry 4 head hup hand down. Abeg jooooor

This got me laughing.


See how Comedians and Kemen of Big Brother Naija fail the meaning of ordinary USB on live interview.

I bet some people here also don't know it.



Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUm3a-MIiQU

Had to update with photos. And will post more photos.

That's one of the song black face said 2baba stole without his permission.


See comments below.
Nigerians Shaaaaa

Hmmmmmm another one again.
First it was black face complaining that 2baba stole his songs.....and its been all over the internet.

Now it's Konga saying he introduced Wande Coal to Donjazzy.

Guys what's your take on this?


Even some chats on instagram has not been funny as regards black face and 2baba issue.

See photos below.

Jointhemiltons2:
E-commerce is like Konga,jumia,payport etc wia pple can buy stuffs by ordering online

Nice one. If it's some people they would wanna insult first. Already checked it on Google actually. Thanks

Nairalanders are too full of insults. But it makes the comments section sweeter though. Lol

Still thinking about this money Shaaaa.

Some certain things will make u start thinking like "I wish am one of her children". Enough wealth to spend.

Am not seeing comments. Shuuuu

Hello everyone.
WHAT WILL U DO IF ur WIFE or GF DO THIS ?



WATCH HERE:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXsxPYagTRY/




Watch...comment & share...
Sincere comments plssssssssss. Especially d guys. Let's see what u guys would do.

Matter still on. Just one comment.....

vujigo:
Turn Your Website Into a thriving Supermarket.

Get An Ecommerce Website

for N53,999 (Guaranteed that You Cant Get This Value Anywhere ELSE!)

Come with INCREDIBLE full features

Your E-commerce Website development can’t afford to be handled by 'Web-Quacks’

Which one is E-commerce
I only remember commerce as a subject in sec school oooo

Nigerians are suppose to be thanking God for Touching DENZIANI MADUEKE. Not insulting her at all. That woman is a real man.

Nigerians should be praying for God to touch others as well. OBJ....Abacha family...Ibori.....Patience Jonathan and others. Add yours.


See YouTube clip:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt-0K0e5HsI

Watch & share. Subscribe to their channel.

Youdondeymad:
Noted,when are we going to the altar,you are beautiful,I'm handsome,you already know the outcome

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Just noticed ur name self. How can someone call himself (youdondeymad) Nigerians shaa

Youdondeymad:
Noted,when are we going to the altar,you are beautiful,I'm handsome,you already know the outcome





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Just noticed ur name self. How can someone call himself (youdondeymad) Nigerians shaa

MILLENIUM13:
yes

Yes for?
Don't gerrit.

dayleke:
But you are not dangerous na...?
Or are you?

Why will i when am not Jaw tearing and biting animals.

dayleke:
Breeze123 ma....
How am I wicked na?

Because u add big snake in d matter. Seems you're a lover of dangerous things.

Youdondeymad:
Noted,when are we going to the altar,you are beautiful,I'm handsome,you already know the outcome





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Taaaaaaaaaa.... Handsome ko
Definition of being handsome is being like Mark Zuckerberg. Shikinaaaa

dayleke:
OK. You want me to teach you? Attach a pic or video of a big snake to it..... Then cc Lala..... Then it's a sure banker to hit FP.

Thank me later. And you owe me one too. but no be for my mouth you hear Lala..... o.

Chaiiii u are a very wickedful somebory oooooooo

dayleke:
Copy one of the mods

I thought u wanted to teach me se!

imma2:
Come to your house? Nah dear. Don't want to be your rape victim.

maybe it's d other way round.

imma2:
If you were really a female, you'd know what the guy is doing wrong and advice your friend.
Admit you are a guy and the victim before I shell out my 99.9% sure advice

I already told him he needs to take a chill and try to know d girl better. He shouldn't be too forward cos we girls don't like that. To some extent we feel if a guy is trying to rush things then he's not for real. well that's to me though...... I don't know about other girls. people are different. I like it when a guy is patient with me. taking things step by step.

so note that I don't need to prove anything to you for u to give your advice. So many Nigerians and their shallow way of reasoning. Why on earth would u even harbour the thought that am a guy. Come to my house and see if am a woman or not. Na waaaaaa

Alphamale2017:
poster so many "he said" just full ur post. u be clown. Na u Jor don't drag friend into this

2ndly that person that referred to Holy Spirit as it, thunder will fire her.

lastly. the girls is staying clear because the guy is not decisive . he is confused.
it's a risk been with a Patner like that

I only brought this here to get more advices as no person in life is an island.
but people have turn it to quarrel. writing trash and insulting themselves. that's u guys cup of tea oooooooo.

At the end u now write something meaningful....... naa waa 4u. U think everybody is a guy right?
Meanwhile thunder will not fire anybody. Let's be moderate/cautious with the choice of words we use.
Thanks

MrBrownJay1:
I am always amazed at people who meet strangers, hardly spend time with them (as friends), and suddenly talk about love, lol!!!!

No wonder these guys are clueless about what's going on, with this stranger. She DOESNT know you either.

This babe doesn't know you, yet you want her to make a decision about dating you, simply because you offered her 5k and recharge card?! Arrant nonsense!

I get your point. and he's not trying to impress her with whatever. Talking with me alone i know he likes her. and as a lady when a guy truly likes a girl they can do anything just for her to be happy. that's how men express what they feel.
Some girls express their love by giving sex. So it's a different situation.

I told him he needs time to understand d girl. and several other stuffs

Jhuniyour:
how did you get this screenshot?
BTW, who really hook up at functions esp church?

question answered. look my previous comment.

SNUFFLES:
Your friend asked for advice, you sent him message about holy Spirit and the rest, how he didn't make sure he heard from God before asking her our smh.

You offered to get back to him, then you come here for opinions, why don't you go consult the holy Spirit on his behalf

That was d screenshot between him and the girl. he sent it to me when he was explaining on phone.

First time to post here.

Actually I have this friend who is a guy....we worked in same office before I joined my sister for her business. but he's a very close friend. He told me about this girl he met recently like a month now at a church function and since then he's been loving the girl and has made it known to the girl that she's the perfect one and perfect type of woman he wants to marry.

He said they started as friends and they connect very well..... said on 2 occasions they've gone out and on one occasion the girl asked him for subscription which he sent to her and next day sent her 5k telling her he knows she's not really boxed up so she should manage the 5k for her petty expenses. And he said he did that cos of the pure likeness he has for her. He said he has also made a customised T-shirt for her and that he has started creating plans and if God willing he should marry her next year.

He said recently he sent her a message (the SCREENSHOT BELOW) because the girl has not given him a definete/concrete answer if they are in a serious relationship or not. but since when she replied the Message she's been acting strange.
strange in the sense that (1) if he calls she hardly picks up and answers in a cold manner (2) she hardly calls. (3) she hardly replies SMS message and hardly chats too.......well according to him he said from beginning they hardly chat on whatsapp because she works in an office and himself is this kinda busy person too. so he strategised an option for them to always talk by 1pm her break time which they will speak on phone at length.

now he said he's confused and doesn't know what else to do. and why her sudden change of attitude.
he said he has tried to find out the problem why her attitude changed but she keeps saying nothing is wrong.


I didn't know what to tell him..... I just told him I would get back to him.

WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
pls would appreciate honest/sincere/mature responses. thanks

dayleke:
Copy one of the mods

in funke akidele's voice.....which one is mods again. Me i don't know that one oooo.
If u can explain I'll appreciation u.
Ese sir.

how does post enter front page self. people will just be talking of front-page and I don't know what that one mean.

well am still learning here shaaaa. anytime I want to laugh I just enter nairaland and read comments, that's all. I don't need to finish my small MB on videos. lol

Indeed Funny Clip!!! So I decided to share.

People were saying DAMMY KRANE have joined Yahoo yahoooo....that he have joined BAD GANG.



Watch here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_NsT1nyHFc

Youdondeymad:
kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki! givers never lack,I'm very hungry,I want to drink natural milk,biko help me,edakun ma(lol)



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what a cute baby. I claim this kinda sweet baby for maself.