Happy to see some real classic men in the building...

Sometimes, letting go can be easier than holding on to false hopes.

Sometimes during my school yrs, my friend once confessed his feelings for a girl he had known for a while and guess what the girl told him?
"I'll think about it in our 2nd yr, but we can still be friends sha" Now this happened in our first yr. Lol. And the funny thing is that d guy agreed lol

Np Sade by AdekunleGold (the song summarizes friend zoning)

Have you been friend zoned by your crush?

Have you been you been given the “you’re just like a brother to me” speech?

Or worse, have you been made to pause in the middle of your conversation because she needs to answer a phone call by her boyfriend?

Awful. Isn't it?

Most times, you just feel like standing up and walking out on her, right?

But somehow you manage to stay.

I know that feeling…

Every man has suffered from being labelled as ‘just a friend.’ In fact, I can bet my future that 7 out of every 10 dudes reading this are in a similar situation.

In my last post, https://www.nairaland.com/2633163/simple-tips-how-avoid-becoming I gave out tips on how to avoid the friend zone after which I got tons of mails from guys who are already waist deep in the dreaded friend zone asking for how to get outta it.

If you’re a guy who always ends up in the friend zone, then here’s the truth: you’re soft, too polite and too sensitive and cannot create the ‘I can't keep my hands off him’ attraction in a woman.

Getting out of the friend zone…

Getting out of the friend zone can be somewhat challenging knowing that the friendship is at stake here. But, it can be your biggest mistake if you remain there because you value the friendship more than you value your ego.

You stand the chance of losing the girl you’ve always wanted to date or worst, continue living in doubts as long as you know the girl.

Many men believe that getting out of the friend zone is the best way of reestablishing a new start. Well, it depends, sometimes it's best to move on to new territories.

HERE ARE HELPFUL TIPS OF GETTING OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE AND A TRUSTWORTHY GUIDE FOR MEN:

1. Be Truthful & Realize You’ve Been Friendzoned: the first step to getting out of the zone is to be truthful to yourself. If you’ve tried getting physical with her several times and have met with strict resistance or if she always chips in stories about a particular guy (who isn't her Dad/brother) when she’s with you, then my friend, you’re there—The Friend zone

2. Avoid her: if you ever want your crush to start seeing something else in you order than a brother then you have to spend less time with her.

Avoid spending more than 30 minutes each time you get to be with her. Always have this distracted feel. In short, cut your visits down to twice a week.

If she calls you as usual just say to her politely in the middle of the talk that you do not have time right now and that you need to go do something.

This will create a new feeling in her which is a feeling of wonder and confusion. She’ll wonder if you were rude, really busy or not in the mood.

She’ll wonder why you aren’t there for her as usual. She’ll wonder if she pissed you off or something. And while she wonders, she thinks of you which is the aim of the whole thing.

A woman will not feel anything for you if you don’t cause some emotional disturbances in her heart. Let her miss you for once. Don’t be the one to always call you. She needs time to think about you that’s what sparks the interest.

3. Be Bold And Act Like A Man: by now you should know that acting all polite and soft around her gets you nowhere close to her pants or heart (as the case may be).
Instead of sitting back, act with boldness.

Call her out of the blues and ask her out on a date. She may find this funny and ask what has come over you or if you’re serious because it isn’t what she knows you for; she hasn’t seen the bold part of you. If you get emotional, you’ll ruin your chances forever.

Be confident, sound sure (even if your heart is shaky) and tell her you would like to have lunch with her.

4. Make her jealous: once again, if you don’t cause any emotional turmoil in her mind, she won't feel a thing for you. Emotions are the engine of a relationship. Love, lust, comfort, joy and jealousy are the perfect ingredient of a happy relationship. Yes, even jealousy!

Jealousy has a special place in a healthy relationship. Jealousy reaffirms dedication and commitment. It builds new bonds.

Some ladies will not realize they have feelings for someone until they feel that sting of jealousy when he receives attention from other girls.

For example,

Pay attention to some other girl and make sure she see you. Make sure you make them laugh out loud too. A must!

Mention other girls you like from time to time in your discussion with your crush.

Go out with your friends and tell her how much fun you guys had.

Comment on or share some other girl’s photo with a nice personal compliment.

Check on www.lashgator.com/5-secrets-on-how-to-get-out-of-the-friend-zone for detailed illustrations.


5. Know when to stop and go back to her: too much of everything is wrong. Get too close, soft and friendly and you get friendzoned; get too distant and flirty with other girls and you may lose her.

There should be moderation to everything. If you go about it right, your instincts and her actions will tell you just when to stop and get yourself out of that damned zone to the status of boyfriend or lasher.


Now, go over the main points again and make sure that your efforts in trying to be nice to a girl are paying off. Also, make sure you’re not being too nice or too distant. There should be a moderate alternation between both ends.

“For love never dies of starvation but often of indigestion.” Ninon de Lenclos.

browneyes7:
Funny

Yea. You shud also put up ur funny independence and #TheList pics o!

macolino:
In iyanya voice....All I want is the list..the list..the list..all I want is the list..the list..the list. Is Mc iyaaanya

I'm telling yhu! Happy Independence o! Put up some of d funny #TheList pics if u have any. Let's laff off d holiday

Hehehe

Please Put up your funny #TheList pics here

Can't stop laffing!

Happy Independence Nigeria!

E go beta if we join hands together.


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sthugo:
All these stories arent feasible..its all about connection,once there is connection every stuff falls in place
You dont need no plan,she will be the one wanting to come to you,if she really desires you.
Just suit into her fantasy,look good,attractive..all she wants and she will hurriedly become yours.
Money control things

Okay. Nice point.

What if you meet a girl and u you fall head over heels for her on the first day. I mean, it happens. You felt a 'connection' and she doesn't feel a spark. Let alone a 'connection' to you. What do u do? You walk away? Because there was no 'connection'?

I bet you are one helluva chick-magnet and land a lot of women with that 'connection' theory of yours.

It is your duty as a man to go after what you want. You can't keep waiting on the day cupid sends someone who has a 'connection' with you before you get laid. You'll die Hot and lonely.

My guy, u have to create that connection.

Fate has nothing to do with it. All players know that.

And money can land you some women but it won't keep the woman. Where do u think Sugar Mummies came from? From rich husbands who once thought their money could keep a woman.

Money makes u attractive, no doubt, but with a little swagger and skill, you'll never have to sleep alone again.

Visit www.lashgator.com for more.

funny

ajademola2000:
Presently I'm dating a girl who has inheritance and she's been telling me same thing just want to know if girls can be truly this way cus my ex was a gold digger, you can always enlighten me, one of the reasons I like being around you peeps

If she was giving u some while digging ur wallet then you're in luck. Civil servants call it pension.

Kingsley1000:
op so your aim and purpose of being in a relationship is to get into her pants?......that's infatuation

The post is specific. it's something a great number of boys pass through on a daily.

No matter how much you may want to think otherwise, yes, all men get into relationships with the hopes of getting laid someday.

When it happens doesn't matter. We all pray it happens sooner than never.

But if you prefer to be just 'like a brother to your babe' then knock yourself out, bro.

Nothing is fair in love and war...

Does the words 'Friend Zone' sound fair to u? It's more like purgatory on earth

Oliviaarims:
Duhhh...y dyu want her 2 want u sexually?...FTC

#Philosopher Quëën#

Why would u wanna Friend Zone a brother after letting him spend his time and money on you?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF BECOMING JUST A FRIEND WITH THE GIRL YOU WANT TO BE INTIMATE WITH? USE THESE TIPS ON HOW
TO AVOID THE FRIEND ZONE IF YOU WANT HER TO GET INTO YOUR BED.

We all know that the friend zone is one of the most populated places on earth after China.

Getting in is quite easy but getting out and elevating to the status of boyfriend requires not just trial and error but pre-planned masterful approaches.

You may have been trying for months to get this girl to notice you; she finally starts paying you attention but you want to get close enough to her in order to tell her how much you like her and maybe get her into your bed.

But one day amidst all your efforts to woo (chyke) her she turns around and tells you that you’re such a good friend to her, or worse, “you’re like a brother to me.” BTW, those words should be banned!
Your world shuts down as you watch your all efforts vamoose!

Have you ever been there—friend zone?
I hope not.
There are no words to explain how you feel. One of the most trying times in a man’s life is when he has romantic/sexual feelings for a girl who only sees him as a good friend and he doesn’t know how/what to do about it.

Just for starters, who may be asking What The Heck A Friend Zone Is:

Simply put, a Friend Zone is when a girl decides that you’re her friend, you’re no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother or a table.

You may get a few cuddles, a full 360 degree hug every now and then but you’re always going to be ‘just like a brother to her’ while she dates every other guy. And I know this is not where you want to end up.

HOW YOU GOT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE:

The number one reason men fall into a woman’s Friend Zone is mainly because he took too long to make his move or he made the very wrong moves from the onset. Below are a list of wrong moves you may be probably making with that girl that will surely get you into her Friend Zone in less than week:

1. Getting too close: if this is what you are doing right now in an attempt to win the girl over then I’m sorry for you. It’s wrong! Avoid this like you avoid LASTMA in Lagos highways. Most guys go to the extent of letting the girl go through the chats on their mobile phones just to get the girl comfortable with them. With time, she’ll start seeing you as one of her girlfriends.

2. No attraction: if after meeting her you don’t spark off any chemistry/feelings in her, then, Friend Zone awaits you. Whenever you hear a girl describe a guy as “just there” or “just an ok guy,” you should drop everything you’re doing then and start praying for the guy because that is the beginning of the end for him.

3. Becoming her best friend: so, you watched this movie where a certain guy who was always there for a girl never gets to date her.
The girl gets hurt, gets advice from this dude who is her bestie and goes back to her boyfriend.
At the end of the movie, something romantic happens and the girl finally falls in love with the guy who used to be her best friend. Wow! What a super story! And that’s why it’s called a movie.

In reality, you will always remain her best friend and nothing more. You can never get into a girl’s pants or become her boyfriend by becoming her best friend. You’re not Majid Micheal and I bet she’s not Yvonne Nelson.

By now the question probably going through your head is:

HOW DO I AVOID BECOMING JUST A FRIEND TO HER AND GET HER TO SEXUALLY DESIRE ME?

This can be very tricky especially if you’re already into the dreaded zone and knowing that your friendship is at stake here. Well, here are a few guaranteed pointers that will keep you out of the Friend Zone today:

1. Make the right first move: the first moves are as important as the finishing moves. When approaching a girl or talking to a girl you like very much, you need to make calculated moves.

Falling in love/lust is not by fate. All happily married couples and players always plan their moves ahead of time.

When meeting her for the first time, be confident, make sure you make her laugh and when she does, get her number and leave at once.

Don’t linger for too long. And try as much as possible to avoid her when friends are around her. You can’t really hit on a girl when she’s surrounded by friends.

2. Pass your message the right way and on time: In my former post, I said something about adding sexual-connoted words in your discussions with any girl you want to get intimate with. Now is the perfect time when such conversation is needed.

When you find her alone, show up and talk with her. If any of her friends comes around when you’re with her, jokingly say something like, “just when I thought I could spend some time with you, she comes up out of nowhere!” and make a funny face. This will get her confused and wondering if you’re really joking or serious.

The point is to give her a hint that you like spending time with her alone. Now, that’s sexy and indicates some serious interest. It will get her thinking as you haven’t told her anything yet about how you feel.

Another example is to flatter her creatively while passing your point at the same time. If she dresses up nicely, tell her she’s hot.

If she catches you staring at her hips or cleavage, just blush, say you’re sorry and tell her that you tried but couldn’t resist it.

Keep it light and funny but pass a sensual connoted message just as I explained earlier and in my free eBook 101 Ways To Compliment A Girl Sexually And Make Her Blush.

3. Act like a man: in your attempt to get her to sexually become aware of you, make sure not to become her puppy and do everything she wants. This will have the opposite effect and give you a straight admission into the friend zone.

Make her feel special only when you’re with her. Hold her hands when you cross the roads, hold the doors open for her. Buy her small special gifts not because she asked for it but because you want to surprise her.

I remember once when I got a small cute book of nursery rhymes for a girl, I bought crayons and customized the write-ups to suit her, putting our names in appropriate lines and gently cancelling parts that didn’t match and drawing smileys on the pages. I read it for her when we were all alone in her room…the rest is history.

The point I want you to get is that women will always rant about how they want a caring man who responds to their every wish but if you become that man, they will lose every respect for you and put you in the zone.

4. Never tell her how you feel: don’t think that was a mistake or a typo. On no account should you go about ranting to a girl about how much you love her and can’t sleep at night because of her. This will put the girl on a defensive and will make her want to say no and automatically start avoiding you.

Before you even start thinking about telling her all those sweet stuffs you’ve memorized, always make sure that she has in more than 5 ways revealed or told you that she’s falling for you first.

5. Ask an expert: a whole lot of men get past the Hello stage, spark a bit of romantic interest in a girl and let everything fall out of place by not knowing how to keep the sexual interest alive.

Some go all the way—getting the girl to spend the night and then just when they were given the golden opportunity to make her addicted to them, they spoilt it all by making all the known mistakes in bed.

The Friend zone is where no man ever wants to end up with a woman. I know because I’ve been there.
That is why I’ve taken time to put up this article about how you can avoid that trap.

But I cannot help you if you don’t want to be helped. You need to read up every article relating to becoming a better lover and at the same time order for the free eBooks which gives you accurate expert advice on How To Give Any woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm which is coincidentally the name of my eBook.

Every man should be ahead of his game both in and out of bed. Being romantic is good but being amazing in bed is a skill that needs to be harnessed and learnt.

Get the book today and other free eBooks, contact Kenny on WhatsApp 09050047973 (8am-6pm). Or click on our About Page for more information on how to get the book on www.lashgator.com

In the book, so many vital secrets were revealed about sex and how to become an amazing lover in bed…

You get to learn how to touch a woman in a way that’ll set her body on fire…

You get to learn how to overcome the fatal mistake of ejaculating too early naturally…

You also learn how to know when she has had an orgasm and when she’s faking one…

It’s simple! To avoid ending up being just a friend to her, to avoid being dumped for someone better, you need to get that book today!

You don’t have to be shy. Women used to laugh at me. One actually called me a Learner and dumped me back then. But after two years of intense coaching, I’m better, badder and bigger.

If I can do it, then you too can!
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Do you have a man who doesn’t last more than 3 minutes in bed?
Do you have a man whose major problem is premature ejaculation (PE)?
Do you have a man who thinks he’s so good in bed but really isn’t?

Imagine how good your life would be if all your sexual fantasies were to come alive and be fulfilled…

Imagine how good your life will be if you could get your man not just to last longer but to give you mind blowing orgasms every time you get into bed to make love…

Imagine a life where you are free of all sexual frustration because you no longer have to fake an orgasm or pleasure yourself afterwards…

You know as well as I do, that almost all men never notice it when you fake an orgasm to make him feel good, so, you’ve been faking it since you met him at the expense of your satisfaction.

He may not know you fake it in bed
He may not know he isn’t that good in bed
He may not even know that he lasts just two minutes in bed because men always have a way of blowing up their sexual effectiveness.

We like to think of ourselves as the Koko master.

The big problem here is that men don’t know this and women (our babes) never tell us to our face that we do not know how to lash them the way they really want because, as usual, women are more sensitive and won’t want to kill our ego.

Ok, what do you as a woman do in such situation…

How do you get your man to last longer than two minutes in bed?

It's simple…at least for those who follow my posts.
NOW PAY ATTENTION especially if you haven’t had sex for the first because it is in such discussions that you understand how to overcome such problems whenever they hit you in the future.

The Sex may be pleasing at first but will definitely lose its pleasure if you rarely reach an orgasm like your man does every night.

This leads to a situation I call Sexual Frustration…which I talked about in my eBook; it is the major cause of all those irritation you get about every small and irrelevant stuff.
This is the major cause of breakups and divorces…

Okay, if you’re a man reading this post, imagine sleeping for a week with your babe/wife, you get sexually intimidate but she never lets you come.

Imagine how devastating it will be if this happens for a month. Imagine how your life would be? That’s the same way it is for women when you don’t make them climax during sex.

Now, lets get down to the solution…


1. Get him to drop some unhealthy lifestyles: [/b]get him to quit smoking, drinking and junks. Get him to hit the gym, and eat healthy. In my eBook, I listed so many natural foods that we don’t even know helps a man increase his sexual stamina and libido.
[b]
2. Get to blow/jerk him off before the main event: every man knows that it takes longer to come a second time during sex if he has already gone one round. When you’re in bed with him, give him orals, hand-jobs, anything apart from the real intercourse just to make him come for the first time.

Then, when he’s flaccid, you guys should go into smooching and caressing again, this is the time you take to get not just him but yourself aroused again. In the next 5-10 minutes he should be up and strong again and he tends to last longer then.

3. Never allow him to start with the Missionary style: whenever a man start in this position, it makes him to come faster than usual because pressure is being applied to his groin and bladder. You can start from any other position like the doggy or wheel barrow but not missionary.

4. Change your style: you must make sure to never maintain a particular sexual position with him for more than 1½ minutes if you want him to last longer.

The aim of this is for you to break his flow every now and then...

For want of space and in other to finish reading this article, visit
http://lashgator.com/for-ladies-only-how-to-get-your-man-to-last-longer-in-bed/

I want you to know that it is 100% possible to live a sexually fulfilled life...

It is possible to take control of sexual events in bed as a woman...

It is also very possible to get your man to control his P.E till just when he decides to come.

Your man mustn’t always be the pilot. This is not something that fasting and praying will do for you. It is not something faking an orgasm will do for you.

IT IS EASY. All you need a little coaching!

The sole reason why 83% of relationships aren't working out is an unfulfilled sex-life. Sex is usually under-rated, it is not emphasized on enough. Porn circulation has messed up our minds and we all have a wrong conception about how to lash.

No matter how bad your sex-life is, you can still turn it around only if you follow my lead.
It is possible for your man to last more than 5 minutes in bed all you have to do is take real cognizance of the facts that I've laid down here, on my site lashgator.com and in my eBooks.

This are simple tricks I use and it's been working for me.

Apart from medical sprays, some special types of condoms and sex-pills like Viagra, Tramadol and the rest…which obviously have serious effects on your health like I explained in my previous posts, if you want to lash like a stud you need to get informed.

Visit my site...
Information is knowledge...
Get this book, How To Give Any Woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm today.

If you don’t already have this book, you’re doing your sexual life more harm than good. Devour it. Read it every day like you read your Bible. Practice it. Because getting and reading it alone won't be enough.

For those who have gotten the eBook, read it at least twice for the steps to sink in!

We have lots and lots of FREE BONUSES we’re giving out to help men and women become better lovers.

I help because I've been in worse sexual situations and trust me it was worse than what most of you pass through.

Now, I'm a better lover, I have a wonderful relationship and I'm telling you what works and what doesn’t work and how to do these things the right way.

Visit www.lashgator.com for more or send a message via WhatsApp to Kenny on 09050047973 (8am-6pm) to get the book.

sweetorgasms:
MIne was bringing out my prick so she can see it, then asking her if its very big? though i was there with 3 ladies alone. "mehnnn they later came seperately 4 their share

Biggest lie ever! Looking for cheap attention

During my NYSC days...on the night of our POP night party, I poured a full bucket of water on myself in the middle of the dance hall with my clothes on #whiskey

My friend was high AF during a Bachelor's Eve party and whenever he danced passed me he lands me a hot slap! I was equally high which explains why I kept smiling anytime he slaps me, he slapped me 4 times before my head cleared and I stopped him on the fifth.
Hahaha funniest tread so far

nnachukz:
Magun is real o. Some captivus may happen naturally but don't make the mistake of doubting the efficacy of yoruba magun.

You're kidding me, right?
Well, you can as well tell me that deaths caused by Sickle cell is as a result of an Ogbanje spirit. Smh...

Hi, this is Brian; and today we’ll be discussing sex as usual…but this time we’ll be taking about how sex can be very deadly to you and your partner.

First of, this article is meant to be educational as well as informative and not in any way meant to dissuade anyone from being sexually active.

What I'm about to reveal to you in this article will save you years of agony and probably preserve your life if you pay strict attention to it.

Sex is awesome. Sex is incredible and it is life… and it is more than words can explain especially when done right with a bit of romance but do you know that there are ways you can go about having sex that can terminate your life?

Yes, sex can kill you if you make any of the rookie mistakes which I seriously advice my readers against. Sex may be fun and all that but it sure has more than enough problems along with it if you do not go about it the right way.

Below are the five most deadly mistakes people make in bed and how to avoid them:

1. Drug/Aphrodisiac Abuse: in as much as I keep warning guys about the side-effects of some sex-drugs (a.k.a aphrodisiac) they still go about doing the exact opposite of everything I warned them about.
The reason most of guys pop sex enhancing pills is to enable them last longer in bed.

Taking alcohol with any medication is not only frowned upon but is also one of the reasons why you find it hard lasting long in bed. Alcohol kills the libido and changes the chemical composition of any medication once taken alongside the pill.

Alcohol has been known to induce some very drastic reactions in the body when taken with Tramadol. It is deadlier a reaction than when taken with Viagra. These reactions include: instant heartburns, ulcerated liver and intense vomiting, violent seizures and death eventually if medical help doesn’t come fast.

I know how much you want to lash that girl; how much you want to show her that you’re a stud who can go on for hours in bed. It doesn’t matter what you think. I just want you to know that even a glass of alcohol can kill you when taken with Tramadol.

2. Heart attacks and seizures: people who have a medical history of high blood pressures, strokes, diabetes, and/or any other heart related illness are at a higher risk of dying of a heart attack during sex.

You may have seen headlines online or on the dailies which reads, “man dies during sex”. The major cause of this death is a cardiac failure/arrest. It is exceptional high for men who cheat on their spouses as the thrill and tension is heightened.

This may also be related to sex-enhancers which also increases the heartbeat. So, in general, people with a prevailing heart condition should take it easy while in bed with their partners.

So many have died as a result of sexual sweetness—actors, celebrities, world leaders and even a certain Pope. So, lash with caution if you have a heart condition.

3. Autoerotic death: this is death caused by accidents during sexual self-stimulation when an equipment used to enhance the sexual pleasure causes death.

This includes autoerotic asphyxia (which is when one dies of suffocation while using bags, duct tapes), electrocution, foreign body insertion [oversized dildos, knives (yes! There are freaks out there), cucumbers etc], use of chemicals (nitrous oxide, amyl nitrite).

Male victims are much more likely to use a variety of unconventional devices ranging from knives to fire-making equipment to applying shocks to sharp unhygienic tools during autoerotic sex than females.
If you indulge in any of these forms of fetish or autoerotic behaviors please make sure to keep a second person close by for emergencies, example—your death!

4. Latex allergies: have you ever been with a girl in bed and when the action is about to begin and you slip out a condom pack she tells you that she doesn’t like her guys using a rubber on them? Well, she may not have the intentions to make you a father as you may think. She may be being cautious.

I have been in that situation and I was utterly confused as to why any sane person who isn't married to me would want to have unprotected sex. It was weeks later that I found out the reason—latex allergy.

Some girls have skins which are sensitive and allergic to latex (which is the kind of rubber used in making condoms and some female contraceptives).

People can become sensitive to latex as a result of direct contact with rubber products.

If you wear a latex condom during sex with a partner who is allergic to it various reactions may occur depending on how sensitive such person is to latex, they are: reddish rash and cracked blisters, a drop in blood pressure (for severe cases), increase in pulse and difficulty in breathing, tissue swelling.
Without immediate medical response, it could lead to unconsciousness and, rarely, death.

If you are latex-sensitive please avoid latex-condoms and go for other types.

5. joystick/manhood captivus: this is the exact problem a reader asked me of in a mail last week, even after reading my eBook How To Give Any Woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm and devouring all of the myths and facts about sex I covered in the second chapter, so, I decided it has to make the list.

In Africa, there is this common superstitious belief that a woman can be made inseparable from her male lover if she ever has an extra-marital affair. This is believed to be a form of black magic/voodoo or jazz procured by the suspecting husband to catch his wife pants down. It is also known as magun in Yoruba land which literally means ‘don’t climb’. The spell is meant to cause harm to both partners.

It's funny though how we still believe in such stories. But the fact remains that there is a rare occurrence during lashing/intercourse when the muscles of the vagina clamps down on the joystick much firmer than usual and makes it impossible for the man to withdraw and it is called joystick/manhood captivus (nice name).

If you ever find out during sex that your J.T is held captive and you can't seem to withdraw, please I beg you in the name of whatever god you believe in, DO NOT PANIC or in your anxiety harm the clueless girl who probably doesn’t even know her nether regions possess such capabilities. DO NOT FORCE IT! You will only end up causing pain to your J.T and her Va-jay-jay.

The only known remedy is patience. The vaginal muscles will take within 10-15minutes to relax after such contractions which is actually a sign that you lashed her well.

There have been cases where the female partners where physically mutilated by their male lovers all in a haste to escape the danger of magun, the Yoruba jazz.

6. There are a thousand and one other fatal mistakes lovers make in bed but the DEADLIEST IS NOT GETTING A COPY OF THE Ebook—How To Give Any Woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm.

There are a whole lotta other important stuff that I couldn't put up here for want of space... which I clearly laid out in the book. Contact me for your free copy!

In the book I went into perfect details in laying out various other ways sex can be beneficial and deadly to you.
In short, if you are sexually active and you are ignorant of some of the tips I just mentioned above, then you’re doing yourself more harm than good. You need to stop whatever it is you are doing now and order for your copy of the eBook.

In the book, I exposed various world-wide myths, lies and superstitions surrounding sex; I gave a first-of-it's-kind solution to pre-mature expulsion and how to touch a girl into a frenzy without ever having to take any sex enhancing pill.

I poured out secrets of how you can guide your man into giving you the best time of your life in bed even if it is your first time.
How to get her to do anything you want in bed without having to sound like a pervert.
How to unleash the bad-girl in her and explore all her fantasies….

Moreover, I showed unknown secrets of how to keep your partners faithful to you and how to become a better lover…
Imagine what life would be like for you and your partner if you could last more than 15 minutes in bed without taking all those good for nothing pills…
Imagine how fulfilled she would be if you could give her not just one but multiple orgasms every night you lash her…
Imagine having someone lay out a step-by-step approach to keeping your marriage/relationship stable by doing the right things in bed…
Imagine getting your partner addicted to your kisses, your touches, your lovemaking irrespective of your size…

You don’t need Tramadol, alcohol, Viagra, Spanish Fly or whatever it is you use to become a god in bed…
All you need is a little direction on How To Give Any Woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm.
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ReskpetNobleman:
And God will be wanting to cut off some ppl's tongue and joystick by now

God has absolutely nothing to do with how good you make love. You don't seek spiritual explanations to cases where common sense and skill is required.
It's purely self-help and educational

It's normal for guys not to be able to discuss their sexual problems openly which I understand perfectly. But it doesn't mean a problem doesn't exist owing from the volume of mails I get everyday.

Like I said, you can act like u don't have a problem and get dumped or you can face it squarely like a man and become a better lover.

“There is power in your tongue…to give life and to give death”

So, you’re in bed with your babe, you’ve done all the chyking, spending and it’s time to finally get down to business. You guys get all hot and steamy in bed and all you can think about is how bad you want to lash her. You can't hold back anymore…then, she whispers the three most dreaded words in the history of sex—GIVE ME ORAL!

And you have no freaking idea about how to give a woman a good MouthAction.

Without thinking twice you go straight to her love-spot and after 5 minutes of doing whatever it is you just did, (probably slurping your saliva-filled tongue here and there) she is not even as half as excited as you think.

In other words, YOU JUST WASTED YOUR TIME!
And she will NEVER tell you to your face!

Well, I totally understand how you feel, but the girl won't.
She will think it's a mistake…if it happens again, then she sees you for who you really are—A FLOP!

The truth is that most women NEVER achieve orgasm through vaginal penetration only.

It's a known fact!

And Bro, if she doesn’t climax when she has sex with you, then trust me she’s gonna cheat on you sooner or later with another dude who can take her to the highest heights of sexual stimulation—orgasm.

Now, if you’ll give me just 5 minutes of your time, I'm going to drop just two sure-fire ways how you can use your tongue in blowing her mind away in bed even before you start lashing proper! NEVER ASSUME that if she is wet that she is ready to be lashed.

1. THE NAVIGATOR: we’re going to call it that for now. Whenever you get into bed with your babe, and the mood is set for action to start. I want you to always remember that it takes exactly 15 minutes of constant stimulation to get a woman properly stimulated for lashing.

When next you kiss or caress a woman in preparation for sex you should pay attention to all areas of her body. Keep in my mind that the aim of this article is not to get her ready for your rampaging but to give her an out-of-this-world orgasm using your tongue.

START FROM HER FACE; kiss her forehead, her eyelids, taking them one at a time. Trace the line of her nose with your lips slowly (with or without tongue) and very gently, always moistening your lips with your tongue from time to time. Navigate her face!

You should spend at least 3 minutes on her face. Your hands should not be left hanging but move in sync with your lips. Kiss her as if she is holy and sacred.

WHEN YOU CARESS HER BREASTS make sure not to spoil the rising pleasure by grabbing, kneading and pulling. Avoid her nipples on purpose only circling the perimeter.

You should take it lick by lick, softly and gently. The pressure your lips and tongue make on her nipples should not be too strong.

Moreover, it is advised to spend quality time on her nipples, as there is a direct link between a woman's nipples and her clitoris.

The longer time you spend the sexier she will feel. While using your tongue on her nipple, DO NOT BITE, PULL OR TONGUE IT. The softer you do this, the more turned on she'll be. You may think that you are being too soft but do not be worried, your efforts will pay off.
The softer you go the more stimulated her clit will be.

Holding back and going all soft on her nipples will create an immerse itch in her clit and all of her sexual organs. Your holding back shows that you are in control and know what you are doing and that is what women want in a man—a man who takes control of her body.

2[b]. The Shocker[/b]: shocks is what she’ll receive by the time you apply this deadly move with your tongue on her nether regions.

MOVE DOWN TO HER BELLY WITH YOUR TONGUE trailing hot paths down her belly button. If she still has her panties on then gently brush over her pussy mould. When you do this, only one thing is guaranteed to run through her mind and it is HEAVEN!

Ignore her love-spot and move down to her laps. Kiss her laps the way you would lick off tomato sauce off a chicken lap…slowly…and softly.
You have to tease around the vaginal opening creating enough desire before moving in for the kill…

Resist the temptation of sucking too hard or moving your tongue too deep. At times, lesser is better for women. Just in case you want to, you can slip in the tip of a finger or two as explained in my new book[i] How To Give Any Woman An Earth Shattering Orgasm[/i].
Doing just this in the perfect manner can give her an orgasm and it will blow your mind (bearing in mind that she may squirt…also explained in details in the book).

Make sure to avoid getting in too much saliva as it may make her feel uncomfortable with all the slurps. And never feel shy to ask her what part of her love-spot feels best when touched…that is where her clit is located.

In addition, on no account should you ask her to give you a Mouth Gig in return. At least not tonight. It may pause or slow down her rising pleasure, as the attention is no longer on her but you.
And don’t forget to talk sexy/dirty to her during sex.

Phew! That was really long but I guess it’s easier taking time to read it than losing your girl to a real dude!

By now you should know that truly, THERE IS POWER IN YOUR TONGUE!
The wahala I have with most guys reading this article is that they always feel like they know what’s up…

Bro, if you insist on carrying on like you don’t have a problem; allowing your babe to fake moans and orgasms, giving you false hope every time you lash her then here’s what to expect: she’ll probably be lashing your best friend days from now and planning on dumping your ass anytime soon.

She’ll tell her girlfriends behind your back how sex is plain boring with you, how you can’t last 5 minutes during sex and how you can’t even make her climax after she gave you fake screams and moans.

Next thing you know, she’s asking you to be ‘just friends’ with her while she’s hanging out and texting some other guy. I know because I was once in your shoes. But that was long before I became who I am today.

Knowing how to lash is quite different from knowing how to give any woman an earth shattering orgasm. I keep repeating this!

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