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Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 7:13am On Jan 10, 2016
RockMaxi:
The only date on the chat is Dec11 and somebody somewhere is greeting "how far, it's been a long time". Making it to look like different days but the time on the chat history says otherwise.



Are u dumb or what? No offense though but it was the last time I sent a broadcast msg to my list before yesterday's night chat.

Anybody who uses WhatsApp chat knows that the date for today's chat doesn't show. It will even show 'yesterday' or 'friday' as the case may be.

WhatsApp only shows the particular date after a couple of days has gone before since that particular message was sent.

Confirm it from ur phone first before making blind conclusions
Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 12:31am On Jan 10, 2016
yanabasee:
Thought you'll ask him about the war over there and the where about of the missing chibok girls... Who knows? He might throw some insight that will expose this APC who have been playing politics with ppl's lives.


I ask about the war in general, he said they had the upper hand.

But please don't drag in APC or PDP here. I mean both parties are made up of the same peeps. you haven't forgotten the cross-carpetting saga too early
Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 12:29am On Jan 10, 2016
UnclePati:
pesoldier can be traced...

his friends, family members, and soldier colleagues on his BlackBerry and whats app messenger...they would know him.


That's not his real name. I only saved it with that.
Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 12:09am On Jan 10, 2016
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Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 12:08am On Jan 10, 2016
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Politics / The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 12:06am On Jan 10, 2016
This is the first time I'm putting up a post on any other section of NL apart from Romance, Sexuality and Health.

In fact, this is the first time I'm putting up a post on the Political section...its not my thing.


The reason I'm taking time to state this is that I feel I am going to get a lot of heat for this post but [size=14pt]I am not a pro or anti APC person.[/size] In fact, I really do not expect much from the Nigerian government these days apart from the much we get.


Now, back to my topic....



I run a programme where I send broadcast messages to a whole lot of men on issues concerning Sex and I happened to come across a Nigerian soldier in Chibok.


He literally begged me to let the world know the type of condition they are in at Chibok.


I'm too shocked to put it in words, so, I'm just going to put up the screenshots of our chat up here.


I seriously hope to use this medium to get across to some Nigerians.


I had one question in mind during our chat..


Which way Nigeria?!!!!

Where are all the funds going into?

Is BH real or is it an avenue for billions of Naira to be squandered all in the name of Fight Against Terrorism?

Are the victims of terror and our fallen Soldiers the price to be paid for this intense CORRUPTION to continue?


Now, my point of putting this up is for you to share it till it reaches the ends of Nigeria.

Even the US soldiers in Iraq and Syria are given food not just dry corn and dried okro.

They are provided for, they have Medics at their beck and call.



The fool us on TV with how they war is going on fine and all that...

Our ignorant youths are lining up in thousands and being led to the slaughter house on the alter of corruption.

Poverty has led us to buy millions of Army Recruitment forms just to get played and prolly killed in the long run?


I don't think this is right. And the say marijuana is killing the youths.


Corruption and poverty is!

I can't find any reason why u won't share this.

U may not be able to do anything from the screen of your phones but u can share it on Insta, Twitter, FB till the world knows that our brothers are not being cared for.

Change begins with me and you!

We've prayed too much this is the time for action. Let's take ACTION FOR ONCE!!!!

Romance / This Is The Real Reason Why A Huge Number Of Marriages & Relationships BREAKUP by BrianIke(m): 11:03am On Dec 14, 2015
I’m here to share THE TRUTH – and to help men & women become better lovers. I’m not here to sugar-coat or please people and write some nonsense like all those other FAKE ‘sex and relationship experts.’
So listen. 

My name is Brian Ike. The owner of the website www.lashgator.com the only website in Nigeria that teaches men how to satisfy their women in bed. And the author of How to Give Any Woman an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

And my article has featured twice on this blog too http:www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/how-to-satisfy-woman-every-time-in-bed.html?m=1 and http:www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/why-you-dont-last-long-in-bed-and-how.html?m=1

Okay…


It is a fact that marriages and relationships are crashing every single day and night. It is no longer funny!


You see couples who are planning on getting married or newly wedded and they look so happy and lovely that you wish you were in their shoes…


The traditional and white wedding was splendid. It was just the perfect union!


2-3 years after that beautiful wedding, for some people it could be less than 6 months down the line, things are not going as smooth and exciting as they had anticipated.


The once loving partner is no longer the person you think she is…
She all of a sudden starts giving you a very hard time at home…
She complains about every single thing. She nags the hell out of your life and you can't sleep at night because you keep wondering what happened to your once lovely woman.


[size=14pt]Sooner or later, it happens to many guys…

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The pretty, sexy, happy, eager-to-do-anything woman becomes a MONSTER.
Arguments happen frequently and over little things you didn’t think was important.


She complains when you go out to watch soccer.
She complains when you forget to flush the toilet after pissing.
She complains that you don’t pay attention to her.
She even complains when you snore as you sleep!


And you know deep down that you’ve not done anything to deserve the nagging.


And sex?
Forget it!
There is no sex.
She’s NEVER ‘in the mood.’


You ask for it and she gives u a million-and-one excuses. It just happens twice a year on your birthday and Valentine’s Day. And when it happens, she just lays there while you do the whole work, in SILENCE.


It's just BORING.

Years ago, she was slim, sexy and you had sex at least 3 times a week, every week. Sometimes, you even made love two or three times a night.


Now, she’s a total stranger. It's either she’s shouting at you or you’re angry with her over one small issue or another.


Oh, and let’s not forget…

She’s now 2 times as fatter than when you met her, never wears sexy panties anymore. And watching porn & masturbating has actually become your SEX-LIFE. It’s just feels normal.


You have thought seriously about a divorce but you can't because you can't face your family, her family, the church and especially your friends.


Your life is in a MESS!


Or, let’s say you’re a woman and you’re not sure if your husband cheats on you or not. But you just suspect his movements…
He’s not as attentive as he used to be.

He keeps late nights all of a sudden and he picks unnecessary fights always. You know that something is definitely wrong but you can't tell what it is. You guys live like roommates in a hostel.

He doesn’t even touch you at night again. Even if he does, you won't feel anything. You don’t look forward to sex again. You even fake enjoying it so that he will be quick and let you sleep…

I mean, your life is miserable and you can't do anything about it

I don’t know if this is your case…
But I’ve counselled a lot of men and women in such situation and WORSE.


NOW, HERE’S THE TRUTH

I really don’t care what anyone else thinks – I know that there are people reading this article now who have this problem. I know because I've counselled a lot of people who has such problems.


To continue, pls click on http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/12/this-is-real-reason-why-huge-percentage.html?m=1

I'm currently on.

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Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 5:20pm On Dec 04, 2015
Okay. We've gotten just the amount of participants we need.

But just in case you need to get the eBook on the summary of How to Keep Your Man Faithful & Satisfied then u can also still contact me
Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 10:54am On Dec 04, 2015
It's Saturday 7pm

Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2015
Ok. We've got about 47 ladies who have indicated interest and still counting...
Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 4:21pm On Dec 03, 2015
MzPecs:
I don't get.. undecided

What's confusing?
Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 4:11pm On Dec 03, 2015
Ladies only.

Don't forget guys, you can like our page on facebook to get our updates anytime www.facebook.com/lashgator

Or follow me on Twitter @mrbrianike
Romance / How To Keep Your Man FAITHFUL & SEXUALLY Satisfied by BrianIke(m): 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
Good day & how are u doing today?

Hope the harmattan has reached your town? Lol.


This is Brian Ike, owner of www.lashgator.com
An online site that teaches African men how to SEXUALLY SATISFY their women in bed.

And also the author of the eBook, How To Give Any Woman an Earth Shattering Orgasm.

My article has featured twice on Amebortalk, , Nairaland and. Linda Ikeji's blog: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/how-to-satisfy-woman-every-time-in-bed.html?m=1 and http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/why-you-dont-last-long-in-bed-and-how.html?m=1


[size=15pt]So, why I'm I disturbing you with facts that you probably aren't interested in?
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The thing is this...

I don't want to come out of bashful or arrogant but I'm a Sexpert, what u call a Sex educator.

I've spent an amazing 3 and half years helping couples get their marriages and relationships together. So, all I'm tryna say is that I can help you get it right with ur partner in bed.


Okay, enough of me...


In the course of my
advising men on sexual matters, It has come to my notice that
not ONE, not TWO and
not even THREE women but a lot of women (married & single) are as CLUELESS and IGNORANT about how to SATISFY their men in bed too...



So, I want to use this use this opportunity to talk with the WOMEN only.


So, if you are a man, pls ignore this message...


::::::::::::WOMEN ONLY:::::::::::::


By Saturday evening,
I will be having a WhatsApp group chat with interested WOMEN ONLY.


I will be REVEALING simple & yet very
POWERFUL TRICKS [/b]on
how to [b]SEXUALLY SATISFY

a man everytime
in BED and get him
to be FAITHFULLY in love
with you that he will NEVER leave you or CHEAT.


No matter what your problem may be. I've heard a lot of complaints ranging from:


- How to be more active during sex.
- How to keep him SATISFIED in & out of bed
- How to give him a MIND-BLOWING MouthAction
-How to be more ACTIVE during SEX with your man.
- How to be his one and only LOVE etc...


The group chat will start by exactly 7pm on Saturday and will end by 8pm.

So, are you always wondering why men cheat and how to keep him FAITHFUL?

Or, are you trying to get MARRIED this December and know nothing about SEX and MEN?

Or, maybe you just wanna get better in BED, then you shouldn't miss the chat.

One TIP: Men don't CHEAT because someone else is prettier. Men don't CHEAT because someone else is younger.

A man CHEAT because SEX becomes dull with his wife when she stops paying attention to his special needs OR...

When she just lies down every night and let the man do the whole work in bed.

Women don't have a clue about the enormous importance of SEXUAL EXCITEMENT to men.

Mind u, I didn't say LOVE and I didn't say SEX. I said SEXUAL EXCITEMENT.

Join us this weekend, this things aren't discussed in churches or schools, but u need to learn them if you want your MAN or relationship or marriage to LAST FOREVER..


To participate,
all you need to do is
send me a message now on WhatsApp (09050047973) saying, "I am interested in the ladies'chat" and I will give you
further instructions.


WARNING: I only need 20 women. That's the much I can handle. First come, first serve.


Thanks again for ur time.


And, for the men who insisted on reading this msg to the end, I de hail you.


You can also direct your wives or girlfriends to Contact me, that is ONLY if you want her to give you BETTER SEX.



You will be surprised at how STRONG your relationship will be after I show her these AMAZING SECRECTS.

Brian Ike.

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Romance / How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time In Bed & Have Her BEG For More Using This Tips by BrianIke(m): 2:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
A man will be loved beyond measures by his woman if he is able to give her the greatest pleasure she can ever have—an ORGASM.

Pleasing a woman is hard and women are not making it any easier for men.
The thing with women is that they are complicated. Very complicated!
In and out of the bedroom…

[size=18pt]Let me explain…[/size]

For example, she’s watching Super Story on NTA and you have an important Chelsea match to watch. You tell her you want to switch to the football match.
She says ‘ok’ and you switch to soccer.

Minutes later she starts disturbing you about how she wants to go back to her Super Story. You get tired of her disturbance and you leave the house for a viewing center.

Everybody is happy.

Minutes later, you return with a frown on your face. Chelsea lost as usual and you placed money on nairabet.
You eat diner silently with your woman, thinking about the 5k you just lost on betting and how you could have used it for something else.

You ignore or talk very little with her because you’re not in a happy mood and you can't tell her how much you lost on bet. She doesn’t even know you do 'betting.'

After diner, you get into bed with her. And she is wearing that short silk night gown that always turns you on.

You didn’t have sex in mind but you’re already having a strong erection just looking at her lying beside you in bed.

You try to touch her. You try to make a move for sex. And she locks up everywhere.

You tell her how much you want sex now and out of nowhere she reminds you of how you left her all alone in the house to watch a stupid football match.

And you’re totally confused!

You don’t understand what going out to watch football has to do with sex. And you remind her that you left because she wanted SuperStory.

You try again. Still nothing. And she now tells you that she has a headache. Like joke, like joke, she refuses and you have to sleep that night with an erection unattended to.

No sex! Angry! And still confused!

You get the picture right?

Yes. Women are complicated like that.

By the way, my name is Brian Ike. The owner of www.lashgator.com, the only Nigerian website that teaches men how to sexually satisfy women in bed. Also the author of the eBook How To Give Any Woman An Earth-Shattering Orgasm.

Just last week Tuesday, Uche, my relative (aged 49) had a mild Stroke and is still hospitalized as we speak after his wife divorced him. The doctors say he is lucky to be alive. It was bad!

I mean, this man made the girl what she is today. He sponsored the girl through the university, married and relocated her abroad and all he gets in the end is a divorce. Just because his business fell and the woman had to carry the financial burden for a few months.

20 years of marriage lost!

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Women are naturally hard to figure out and please especially in bed.

Families and relationships are breaking up every single day and men are getting dumped by their woman like no man’s business and we (men) still don’t have a clue on how to handle this epidemic.

Some men say being very rich is the solution.
Some say getting her to respect and fear you is the key.
Some men even go to the extent of using magic to keep their women loyal.
While others opt for women who grew up in the rural area (village) like my relative, Uche.


But if you have all the money in the world and you still don't know how to SATISFY your woman in bed, then I'm sorry because she will NEVER fully see you as a real MAN
.


She will never be addicted to you because you have no idea on how to make her sexually WILD in bed!
And she will ALWAYS have a tendency to cheat, not because she doesn’t love you but because you don’t SATISFY her in bed.

Or worse, she nags about everything and finds fault with everything you do—one problem to another till you get fed up and you just accommodate her like a roommate.

I mean, no man can stand that! Every man deserves to be called a MAN by his woman both in & out of the bedroom. Especially in the BEDROOM.


So, this is what to do…


Although I said this before in my former article, where I revealed how to long last longer in bed (http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/why-you-dont-last-long-in-bed-and-how.html?m=1) I will still say it again…

Sex is underrated in Africa. Women want as much sex as men but we (men) make it unsatisfying for them that they don’t look forward to it.

Women are frustrated at the end of sex because most men either don’t know how to give them a MIND-BLOWING ORGASM or don’t last long enough to get her ADDICTED & BEGGING for more.


SO, HERE IS THE [size=14pt]SOLUTION[/size]
!

Do you struggle with premature ejaculation?
Do you last less than 5 minutes in bed?
Or you cannot seem to give your woman an orgasm in bed no matter what you do in bed?

[size=16pt]Here is what to do…[/size]

I'm going to give you 3 reasons why you don’t and can't satisfy your woman in bed and what to do about it.


1. Avoid sugars. Processed foods is killing us and it's killing your stamina in bed. You CANNOT perform well and long in bed if you consume processed foods a lot. Eat healthy (http://lashgator.com/3-fabulous-ways-you-can-boost-your-sperm-production-and-cheat-a-low-count/)

2. Avoid certain sex positions and learn how to make her Hot in 15 minutes in bed! Especially the missionary postion

3. Get my eBook NOW.

_

In my eBook, How To Give Any Woman An Earth-Shattering Orgasm, I REVEALED HOT SECRETS that I personally use in getting my woman WET & BEGGING for more in bed.

When you purchase this eBook, and follow my SIMPLE steps, here is what to expect after 1 WEEK:

You will learn how to turn a woman on in bed in less than 10 minutes GURANTEED.

I’ll show you SURE-FIRE natural ways of gaining & maintaining a FULL LONG LASTING erection.

You will learn how to add an EXTRA 15-20 minutes of time to your sex duration (following the methods I mentioned in pgs 61-64)

You will get your woman to respect you as a man in & out of the bedroom.

You also get her to be ADDICTED to you and remain fatithful to the end by giving her EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS.

You get to spice up your bedroom action and avoid a relationship break up because of the so-called small ‘domestic problems.’

I will show you how to touch a woman in a way that will always give her an ORGASM no matter your size.


[size=18pt]NOW, HERE’S THE GOOD NEWS![/size]

You also get 2 FREE ebooks as a BONUS just for purchasing this eBook.

The two free ebooks are Tongues Of Fire (A Guide To MouthAction) and 101 Ways To Compliment A Woman That Will Get Her Sexually On Fire.
_ _
In the free ebooks, I revealed simple tips like:
How to use your tongue in giving your woman an unforgettable ORGASM in bed.

How to sex-chat (sexting) with your woman the right way.

You also learn how to locate her SENSITIVE SPOTS in bed.

I tell you the EXACT words to use when sexting with a woman that will make her want you in her bed INSTANTLY.


WHAT’S MORE?!

You get to join the few fortunate men whom I personally coached.
As of yesterday, I have been in contact with a total of 2109 men (and women) so far. And all have made a significant progress in their sexual lives.



To get the eBooks today, contact my sales rep (Kenny) by sending a WhatsApp message to 09050047973 or CALL 08032133222 (8am-6pm) or you can still visit www.lashgator.com/products.


[size=16pt]The bad news is that I don’t sell to everybody as usual.[/size]

Firstly, I don’t sell to people under 18 years.
Secondly, the offer—the free eBooks, the free guidance & counseling and price slash is ONLY available for the first people who purchase the eBook.


WHAT I MEAN IS THAT THIS OFFER IS ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASE.

As you know, I follow up people even after sales, so the lesser the better for me.

CALL 08032133222 or WhatsApp 09050047973 now!

Remember, women will NEVER tell you outrightly how they feel and yet they expect you to do something about it.

Women are complicated like that.

Listen bro, your relationship/marriage won't get better unless you take a bold move. Those little problems that you face with your woman should not be ignored because it may be the cause of a major disaster in the future.

Take advantage of this offer while you have the chance to. You may think that you don’t have a need for this now but remember my relative, Uche. That was exactly the same thing he said to himself when the problems in his relationship started.

It is not enough to get a woman to love you or marry you. You just have to get her to fall in love everyday over again with everything you do. Sex included!

CALL 08032133222 NOW, send a message on WhatsApp to 09050047973. Or visit www.lashgator.com/products or email brianike000@gmail.com.
Crime / Re: How Thousands Dig UP, Eat And Sell Condemned Chicken In Rivers-tell Magazine by BrianIke(m): 7:37am On Nov 04, 2015
Beremx:
where in the post was it said the meat was rotten? Even the custom officers diverted one trailer of the meat for themselves to share,so tell me who's fooling who?
I see nothing wrong with it. Period!!

Just look at how hard you're trying to prove a useless point.

I guess burying of food for at least 12 hours is the most hygienic thing ever. Smh
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons You Should Stop Abusing Your Penis With Enlargement Pumps by BrianIke(m): 8:51am On Oct 19, 2015
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Romance / 7 Reasons You Should Stop Abusing Your Penis With Enlargement Pumps by BrianIke(m): 8:25am On Oct 18, 2015
From the days of the Ape Man/Adam, man has been obsessed with three major problems—WEALTH, WOMEN & his WINKY (his dick).

Every man has a thousand and one problems ranging from finances to health and domestic problems but somehow his penis size always manages to near the top of his list.

Every man is usually interested in getting a bigger penis. It has always been a matter of contention right from his teenage years.

They brag about it as teenagers, compare lengths and girths/width.

Even as adults, the surf the net endlessly about tips and techniques to grow bigger. It’s an obsession that came from nature. It’s in a man’s nature to always want to be big in everything he does.

It’s part of our essence. It’s our totality and our pride. Our manhood is everything to us. In fact, there is somewhere in Asia where they have a national holiday when they pay tribute to the great Phallus. A national holiday!!!

A man will rather donate his heart to charity than live a day without his good little fellow. It’s that important to us.

And I am quite sure that 99.9% of all guys reading this post had someday stood nude with a bulging erection before a mirror in admiration of the fullness and thickness of his beloved penis. And even measured the full length.

Even as babies, boys have full hard erections very early in the morning. Testosterone (the male hormone responsible for our sexual and manly desires) pumps through our veins even before we know what lust feels like.

It’s normal. It’s called being a MAN!

[center]Now, back to the topic—PENIS ENLARGEMENT…[/center]

The question is, DOES A PENIS TRULY GROW PAST THE NORMAL LENGTH?
Yes it does.

SO, IS IT SAFE TO USE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PUMPS, STRETCHERS & PILLS?
No! It’s totally unsafe!

Okay. Don’t freak out yet. I know you just ordered a full pack of sex pills, penis pumps and stretchers few days ago or maybe you have been using it for a while now and you seriously want to believe it works.

The plain truth is that it doesn’t!

A man’s penis grows right about when he hits puberty till about his early twenties. It grows alongside every other part of your body. By mid or late twenties, you should be able to come to terms with your current penis size.

Pumps and penis extension tools only stress the penis and does nothing in terms of size. A penis is neither a muscle nor a bone. It is not even a cartilage (a.k.a biscuit bone).

It is made up of sponge-like cells. So, the idea of applying pressure on your little member with the aim of extending its length is not only laughable but misleading too.

When you work out in a gym or when you lift weights, you apply stress to the muscles parts you wish to grow because when you rest, the muscles recover from this stress and slight tears and in the process of recovery, it adds more mass.

Now, this happens ONLY with muscles.
Listen bro, it’s called MUSCLES not sponge cells which is what the penis is composed of.

You remember that pain you feel when you cage in your dick into the chambers of the extension pump and the pain that continues even minutes after you finish torturing pumping it? The pain is caused by your tiny blood vesicles that get ruptured during those moments due to forced pressure causing blood to rush in an unnatural manner into the cells of your penis.

Viagra and Cialis may help with erectile dysfunction but NEVER help with the length or size of your penis.

I also understand that most men in their quest to have an increased dick go to the extent of hanging modified weights on their genitals. Seriously? Who does that now?
I have one advice for you—desist from self-torture.

So, what really works and how do you get to have that extra length you’ve always craved?!


Firstly, you have to understand that there are a billion and one bull crap of sex information and tips on the internet. It makes you believe in a lie and hence, dulls your sexual performance.

There are a couple of techniques like jelqing, stretching, pumping and all that but till date, none has been scientifically proved to work. There are no facts. Just marketers reaping people off their hard earned income.

Try not to fall a victim.

Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) is the most effective means of gaining the extra inches in length that you’ve always wanted. It is costly (as expected). Works better on the penis grith/width only. Painful. And patients usually end up not satisfied.

You shouldn’t go through all this unless you really really have a small dick and can afford it.

Most times in a relationship, it is the men who are concerned over the size of their joysticks as the women are okay with an average size. A bigger size is a plus, no doubt, besides, it appeals to your ego.

Fact remains that, your inability to give your wife/girlfriend a good POUNDING in bed has little or nothing to do with the size of your penis.

It’s all about skill and finesse…

I want you to know that lashing your woman and having her cum multiple times have absolutely nothing to do with your size and everything to do with the way you handle her body.

So, do not harm or permanently cause untold harm to Little Dicky…

I know men who are just 4 inch long who have wives that are so addicted to their sexual expertise that the men sometimes have to chill over at my place to get some breathing space.

THEIR WOMEN ARE ALL ADDICTS TO THEIR SUPERB SKILLS IN BED!

Some of them just discovered these skills recently and have been improving on it by the day.

I have a friend (Makuo) whose girlfriend is bisexual, she came over a certain night with her lesbo girlfriend and they all had the most INTRIGUING HARDCORE party you can ever imagine.

How did it go down?

His girlfriend has never ever SQUIRTED in her entire life and this guy did just that on the first night they slept together. The girlfriend, Tessy (not her real name), couldn’t help but share the stories of her unbelievable sexual experience with her lesbo girlfriend.

The lesbo girlfriend on the other hand couldn’t help but hunger for the taste of such masterfully planned sexual exploits. She came around and had her fill of ecstasy.

[center]What’s my point exactly?!
[/center]
My point is that women don’t go about unzipping men’s pants looking for who has a monstrous looking penis before they go to bed or have a swell time in bed.

This is not the Stone Age when men dangle their genitals to and fro in order to attract females.

By the way, my friend Makuo upgraded his bedroom skills when he purchased and read my eBook How to Give Any Woman an Earth Shattering Orgasm from cover to cover.

So, what else did Makuo learn after devouring my book?

Not only did he read it thoroughly, he began practicing the SECRETS I unveiled about satisfying women. He began changing his lifestyle and STARTED AVOIDING CERTAIN MISTAKES almost every man makes in bed.

His ERECTION WAS MIGHTYLY improved and his touches were more refined.

He also learnt how to give his girlfriend INEXPLICABLE CLIMAXES in just 11 minutes into sex.

He added an EXTRA 35 MINUTES to his usual sex duration.

Funny thing is that Makuo didn’t even tell me of his improvements, I heard it from Tessy who bought the eBook herself for him after she couldn’t endure his inept lovemaking any longer.

You have to up your bedroom game too, bro and stop giving your dick a hard life doing all sorts of things trying to elongate it. The fault could be your skills in bed and not your dick.

The Average Size…

To me, any man with a dick anywhere between 5.0-5.9 inches long when erect is average. And about 4.4-4.9 inch in circumference is equally good.

The simple thing is this…
Most men would like to be SEX MACHINES in bed.
Problem is—they don’t know one thing about male sexual performance.

Without MASSIVE health, you cannot have MASSIVE sexual performance!

The healthier you get, the harder and longer you’ll last.
And the bigger the loads you will blow.

Don’t be like those guys who are too LAZY and WEAK to face their challenges. They swallow pills and stress their dicks with Chinese pumps in order to solve a problem that has nothing to do with their your dick in the first place.

Men in their late 20’s and early 30’s fall into this category the most (because it is the age when testosterone begins to drop in man according to science).

It’s simple, you either keep harming your genitals or quit those harmful habits and click on www.lashgator.com/products or contact Kenny on WhatsApp on 09050047973 for a copy of your book now.

Everybody makes mistakes but successful men learn from theirs. Do not let your mistake kill your sex life or render you impotent.

Real men take action!

www.lashgator.com/products

Oops! I forget the title said 7 Reasons…I guess I got carried away. Maybe next time, I’ll number my points.
Romance / Re: 11 Female Body Zones U Need To Pay Attention To In Order To Get Her Super Hot by BrianIke(m): 1:42pm On Oct 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Eww feet? OP nawa o

Yea...foot fetish. A good foot massage can be very romantic. Your foot ha vast nerve endings and it's also the body Part with the most bones.

Acupunture therapies and spas focus on d feet well.

If You haven't had a foot massage before u should try it. Use cold water on a hot day and warm water on a cold day. Very relaxing.

Well, the consequences could be extremely sensual when tried with ur spouse/bf. So don't say I didn't warn u.
Romance / 11 Female Body Zones U Need To Pay Attention To In Order To Get Her Super Hot by BrianIke(m): 12:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
NOTE: These Secrets Have helped Exactly 1351 Men & Readers! I Unveiled The 11 Most Sensual Body Spots In This Sex Guide! NUMBER 3 IS MY PERSONAL BEST! Make Her Shake With Hot Sensual Vigor!

Let’s face the truth, women are more complex to turn on than men.

You need to stimulate more than one area at a time in order to get her sexually turned on.
Understanding what part of a woman’s body you need to focus on apart from her boobs and booty will help you get her wild and in the mood at the same time.

Convincing a woman to get into your bedroom can be a daunting task. You may be in the mood 26 hours in a day, but getting her there at the same time can be challenging.

Sometimes, all women need is a little bit of seductive coaxing

So, you’re in bed with this hot girl…

And everything is happening pretty fast…

You know you have to make this a memorable one for her…

You want to touch her in a way that will set her senses on fire…

But you don’t know the tricks behind it…

You may have been in situations where the girl you have in your bed screams too loud or makes some dirty talks that you begin to wonder if she’s truly turned on or just acting…

And you wanna make it worthwhile for the girl…

Or, you really don’t know where and how to touch a woman to get her tugging at your trousers and unzipping your fly…

Well gentlemen, sit back and relax because today I’ll unveil the top 11 body parts to touch a woman and get her coming for your thing in no time.

Men are curious beings, we want to know what works and how it works.
We’re competitive too, we want to be the best in what we do, and that includes sex.

Now, let’s get started…

Whether you’re just casually dating a girl or you’ve been dating her for a while now, you need to do things to her in bed that’ll turn her on even more than you already do.

Even if you aren't in a relationship now, knowing these erogenous female body zones will help you maintain a much fulfilled sexual life in the future.


[b]Her Brain… [/b]Experts say the biggest sex organ any woman has is her brain. If you cannot stimulate that part of her body then sex for her will be plain boring and just another physical stuff.

You have to appeal to her mind firstly by setting up the mood beforehand. You have to learn how to how to excite her mind and head first before exciting her body.

It's simple…

If you’ve had a good time prior to now, then you need to talk to her in a sensual way (a.k.a dirty talking) in bed. Before you do this, it would be wise to test the waters first.
Most girls are very comfortable dirty talking while others aren’t.

Start with romantic talks…tell her how sexy she looks while you kiss her…then proceed to more hardcore sex talks depending on her reactions.

Her ears… [/b]If talking into her ears tickles her too much and turns her off, then you should say it to her in a deep low sexy tone without saying it into her ears; but caressing them will drive her wild!

There are more than 110 nerve endings in her ears and massage therapists believe that stimulating the ears sends sexual energies all through the body.

Compliment her or tell her about all the bad things you want to do to her before you start. Woman are good in visualizing things and telling her all those naughty things will certainly turn her on.

[b]Inner Thighs…
The inside of the thighs are highly sensitive to touch. Caressing, stroking and licking while avoiding her love-spot will drive her instantly crazy.

Remember not to bite because the area also has many nerve endings and will cause her pain which will in turn cause you plenty of pains when she gets turned off completely.

[b]Behind the Knees… [/b]Have you ever licked a woman behind her knees before? Have you ever stroked it lightly and gently with her legs held up above your shoulders? If you haven’t then you should definitely try it out tonight.

Just be careful not to overdo it as the tickling sensation may become a turnoff. If you perceive a slight perfume there, then chances are she came prepared.

[b]Buttocks… [/b]I'm sure most of you already know that women love it when you grab, squeeze and gently spank their butts. But there is more…

Some women like having their butts licked, sucked and *coughs* penetrated (with fingers, your dick or both).

For those who cringe at the thought of sticking their tongues out at Uranus, I'm sure that anal sex also sounds repulsive too, huh? If not, then give it a go. Just be careful as some women aren't open to all kinky sex stuffs.

[b]Mouth and lips… [/b]Have you ever noticed that many girls will not let you kiss them unless they are sexually active with you? Do you know what a kiss does to a woman? Most women will rather let you caress all parts of their body but will hardly let you kiss them.

The reason is that kissing, releases a chemical in the brain known as dopamine and if the kissing continues, the brain also releases oxytocin. These two chemicals put a woman in a state I call the Hyper-Lash Mode (HLM).

Just try to avoid too much saliva and know just when to stick in your tongue for a French lip-locking. Gently bite her lower and upper lips, pull them with your lips. Add a little fun to it.


Nape of her neck… [/b]Just kissing and breathing down on this part of her body will give her goose bumps all over. So, imagine what her reaction will be like when you use your tongue or teeth to get her aroused.

Start by kissing her shoulders then move your lips up to the small indent of behind her jawline. Use your hands to lift her hair and gently bring your lips closer to her neck and let the magic begin.


[b]Her scalp… [/b]Funny enough you still don’t understand why women visit male hair decorators and makeup artists, do you? Whenever a man touches or massages a woman’s head, it causes the brain to release that [b]HLM
chemical we talked about—oxytocin. It causes them to relax and enhances sexual pleasure.

So, when next you have your woman in your bed, tell her to relax and let you serenade her mind with the touch of your fingers. It is a perfect spot to start a sensual massage.

Mind you, there are right and wrong ways of massaging the scalp. Follow the steps I directed in my eBook Magic Fingers (a guide to sensual massaging and touching).


Her Feet… Foot fetishes/fantasies are quite a thing, knowing your way around it is another. You can start with a foot massage, which can pretty relaxing. Get a bowl of water and towel with a sweet smelling bar soap and get to work her feet just as explained in my book too.

Women enjoy having their feet touched and massaged. The feet has a lot of nerves and bones too. Assuming her feet are clean, you may go further by kissing and sucking at her toes. Don’t just tickle her too much.


For the remaining tips on where to focus on a woman's body, just click on www.lashgator.com

Finally, you must bear in mind that what worked for Agnes may not work for Julia. Women are different. Get to explore her body and know what she loves. There’s so much more to women than just their boobs and booty.

Visit www.lashgator.com for more sex tips or www.lashgator.com/sample-page to contact Brian
Romance / Re: 5 Secrets On How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone by BrianIke(m): 10:34am On Oct 04, 2015
koppa:
I think am being friend-zoned atm now sef,got this girl in my dept,been talking for a while,all shit she says is how she likes me,and she has feelings for me but not yet convinced we are good to date,I only want this babe for shagging and a side chick,got my own girl

If she later agree like dis,ah go give her problem like craze

It's a good thing you've got girls drooling over you. It's every man's dream.

But why jeopardize what you already have with your main chick for a fling? I don't think it's worth it, bruh.

But who am I to tell u what to do? I'm just saying...

A bird at hand... All players know that life with one girl is the best. No matter how much u think they flex, they still envy the guys who have that one perfect love. I'm talking from experience. I've been there.

Do good to see www.lashgator.com
Romance / Re: 5 Secrets On How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone by BrianIke(m): 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2015
Fabulousb36:
And u think a girl cannot be friend zoned by her crush or something

It happens though but on a lesser degree because gals don't go on the offensive most times in relationships...

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