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Romance / Re: Running Mattaz With A White Garment Babe. What Should I Do? by BrianIke(m): 2:24pm On Aug 21, 2020
How a girl would have sex with someone you just met still beats my imagination oo...

OP maybe you're destined to marry a cele girl....

I've only dated banged 2 of them. and they both had a bright future behind them. Well, from my personal experience, i'll give them a 5.5 star rating out of 7. They can be blindly religious thou but very good cheerful givers (their religious obsession gat me thinking their Pastors could be hitting it too)

But then it's just 2 girls out of thousands so i guess my opinion don't count wink

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Romance / Re: She Is Giving Me Green Light, Should I Give Her My Heart Or Should I Snub Her by BrianIke(m): 9:30am On Aug 12, 2020
bahd guy, just talk say to get second son done de hungry you not all that long story you de talk wink
well, i hope you already understand women nature by now and is a confirmed Red-pill (or purple) by now before diving in to avoid 2nd mistake
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Real Billionaire Gucci Master! Kiddwaya’s Dad by BrianIke(m): 9:25am On Aug 12, 2020
U wont see dis ones making noise on instagram and forming motivational speakers.. Na d ones wey

\Gary vee and Uncle Grant could be way richer than him from all i know and also drop huge volumes of content on socials.. so stfu if you gat nothin to say angry

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Crime / Re: Horrible Shoot Out Between Armed Robbers And Police Inside A Civilian Bus! Warni by BrianIke(m): 11:35pm On Aug 08, 2020
my guess is the first shooter is a bloody civilian because his aim was as poor as his decision to open fire on two armed burglars with him in the middle.. and i also guess he mustof hit some civilians when he shot the 2nd guy behind him.
I don;t think any well-trained security personnel would open fire in a place as confined as that with unprotected civilians in the crossfire. The first robber even had a better aim than that idiot who opened fire. He didn't access the situation properly and put looks of people in danger..

sometimes it's better to let things slide. hope he makes it sad


Science/Technology / Re: Clone Airpod And Airpod Pro Available by BrianIke(m): 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2020
post a pic of how it looks when worn. some are unnecessarily too bold and has poor BT connection wen taking a call
Adverts / Re: Hire The Best Accountant @ ₦40,000 Per Month! by BrianIke(m): 9:46am On Oct 09, 2017
NIce one, bro. But NL ads are too expensive for stuffs like this. Facebook ads are waaaaaay cheaper and more result-oriented. because it's more targeted. But hey, you made a step and that's what matters

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Car Talk / Re: Warning Signs That A Used Car Has Been In An Accident by BrianIke(m): 4:27pm On Aug 26, 2017
How about you go check out the car with a mechanic you trust and save yourself all these wahala undecided
Romance / Re: 2 Things That Will Make You Last Longer In Bed by BrianIke(m): 8:28am On Feb 03, 2016
thanks for the post it will really help nairaland boys

That was an indirect yab. Lol
Romance / Re: 2 Things That Will Make You Last Longer In Bed by BrianIke(m): 9:42am On Feb 02, 2016
Here it is

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Romance / Re: 2 Things That Will Make You Last Longer In Bed by BrianIke(m): 9:39am On Feb 02, 2016
Yeah...and the eBook we've all been anticipating is out already.

It tackled everything u need to know about controlling how long u last in bed.

Visit www.lashgator.com/lastlonginbed for more info

Or add 09050047973 on WhatsApp
Religion / Re: Why Did God Allow The Holocaust by BrianIke(m): 2:56am On Feb 02, 2016

The Enemy has done this, for in the beginning it was not so - Jesus Christ. Matt 13:28.

You are really a man. Thats nice.
You know? My joy is that, there's only one thing you'll take with you when you die out of this realm, Your consciousness. You'll have your mind intact. All you have said here, you will remember all these,

Hmm! You've deviated from the bone of contention and resorted to begging the question.

There is a post here on NL where I dropped a comment about how your consciousness is controlled by your subconscious. https://www.nairaland.com/2885465/frozen-fish-comes-back-life/5

As you read the comments please pay attention to the how self explanatory man's curiosity works.

Pay attention to the angle they major contributors reasoned from. Even those with conflicting opinions still made mad sense.

And the reason the thread was so engaging is because they reasoned like traditional men.

They looked at the matter just as the prehistoric man (Ape Man) would have looked like any matter. Drawing conclusions from here and there like a man should.

The only reason it was so engaging was because the OP did not include 'God'

Now, just because this topic has a God-factor in it, a grownup human will stand and tell another grownup that the whole earth will be destroyed when a trumpet sounds and that Graves will be opened and stars will fall and a man with spirits riding on horses (I don't even want to start thinking of why spirits would need to ride horses and if animals exists in heaven) will come and judge the whole peeps that ever walked the face of earth. undecided

Please click here https://www.nairaland.com/2885465/frozen-fish-comes-back-life/5 observe the commentaries and return here.

Once again pls, go back to my first comment here and try answering any of the questions I asked u.

You don't need to reply me. Just answer dem in ur heart.

Also google Horus, Mithra, Krishna and Dionysus okay?

I'm a very practical person. I take things a little extreme. So, I'll end with this- my grand mum has glucoma, Cataract and diabetes. I have prayed for her using every tip in the book (bible).

Laying of hands, praying in the Spirit, fasting, going to the mountains to pray (for days), alms-giving, dry fasting, drinking olive oil, annoiting Sunday, Communion Sunday u name it, I've been there and I've done that.

I've attended all churches (apart from sabath) and I wasn't going for miracles. No. I wanted to feel it in me. I used my self as an experimental guinea pig.

I wanted to be an 'instrument'. At least to help me granny with her sight. She can cope with the diabetes.

Guess what the Lord did? He did NOTHING!

I can't stop recalling events. There's absolutely no convincing u here. I don't plan to. It's ur life. Just do 3 things for me...

1. Click that link and observe man's reasoning steps and look out for my comment abt the subconscious

2. Google these names Horus, Mithra, Krishna and Dionysus and

3. Answer any of the questions on my first comment in ur mind?

Finally, to all readers and Crusaders of a god, do u believe because u were told to believe from childhood or do u believe out of the fear of hell and missing out on Paradise, Heaven, Limbo, Eldorado or whereva ur eternal tourist sight is?
Religion / Re: Why Did God Allow The Holocaust by BrianIke(m): 12:09am On Feb 01, 2016

Am not standing here trying to make a case for God. These things bother me too.
Sweet, there was a time I was so angry and frustrated by what you wrote up here. I felt God conspired against me....

Trust me, dearie. I was in your shoes too. It was back and forth for me not knowing what to believe.

Besides, u said u didn't wanna make a case for God so I guess that explains why u tactfully avoided all the questions I raised.

U somehow, pushed it back at the men (scientists) with style.

The earth is about 7 billion years which the Bible didn't account for. But let's not delve into evolution. Let's focus on natural disasters, holocausts and other events we know of.

Diseases are a natural occurrence like life and death. Up till now, ebola is only known to be spread by bat bite. And man didn't create it. If man did, give me a prove and I will back down.

And bats are only a secondary host meaning that it is not the originator of the disease. Science is still investigating because Ebola can wipe Africa out in 2 weeks if uncontrolled.

Malaria is also a disease caused by a parasite in mosquitoes (one of god's creations) and it is not man-made.

I don't mean to school u on primary science. Any Primary school pupil will do better. Since u now want to tell me man invented brain-eating worms and other parasites.

Listen dearie, man is meant to be curious and inquisitive. That explains Aeroplanes, Brain and heart surgeries, Electricity and the freaking Internet. Medicine provides limbs for amputees and polio stricken lads.

So, u are right by having doubts and questioning the stuffs u have been made to believe in from childhood because u are a man (plural meaning)

If u were born into a Muslim family u should be wearing a hijab and will probably be stoned to death for chatting with a man.

Do u want to tell me that u believe a God flooded earth (which science has proven to be geographically impossible. Google the Sahara Desert) drowned all men instead of sending his son to redeem it only to wait a few years later to do so?

Do u want to tell me that u believe that a pair of Penguins walked (they really can't walked; they wobble) all the way from the North pole to Asia just to get on Noah's ark?!

U should try checking the globe to understand how farther apart Asia is from the Arctics.

Do u know that apart from where the Bible said for men to love their wives that the Bible seriously oppresses women and is against feminism of all sort? Num 31 vs 17

Do u know the Bible supports slavery and torture? Ex 21 vs 21

Do u know the Bible supports a Zombie theory? As in, Resident Evil kinda Zombies? Mat 27 vs 52 - 53

I believe in 50 cent. Dude got shot 9 times and is still alive. Your god couldn't handle 3 nails?!!! C'mon Zeus and Hercules were a better pair.

I could go on and on and on...

Free yourself from this mental slavery and live ur life.

Okay, let's just assume man caused this upon himself because of his sin at the garden of Eden...

Why not leave man to deal with just childbirth pains and finding food. Why add the bonuses like Tornadoes, Tsunamis and sweet ol' incurable Polio?

Fear has crippled our mentality...
Man is selfish and greedy...

Man loves himself and his life...
We are so afraid of losing our lives that we creates the impression of an afterlife where we continue to live forever...

There are 2000 plus oda religions out there killing themselves over whose god is superior.

And u want to join the fight? Well, knock urself out.

Babe, u can become anything u wanna be if u put ur mind to it. Stop blaming God. Nigeria is a good example of a state with the highest religious activities yet, how far is our growth?

Let me end with this question I don tire seff.

What has God ever done for you?

Now, before u start shooting off with replies like "I'm alive. I'm healthy, etc" I want u to know that I once had this baby and a mother who was HIV positive in a hospital at Benue state.

The mum's laps were not as big as my lower arm (no kidding)

I prayed and prayed for them. I fasted. I did everything. I even gave my first salary to god (the lucky pastor of course) I gave read books and attended all available seminars on healing and faith because I know I can do more than christ.

At a point, the relatives suggested euthanasia (Mercy Killing) but it's not a practice approved here.

Long story short...
Both are dead now. And the pastor be like, "God knows best"

So, he created a baby, let him suffer for a sin Christ has already washed away and only him knows why? Then brings him back to heaven? Nawao! That's sadistic naa.

Babe, I understand ur dilemma. It's called FEAR.

Fear of being different.

Fear of opposing a god that could kill u after creating you.

Fear of the unknown

Fear of missing out on a chance to live forever.

Well, I gave up my fears and freed myself from the prison of my mind.

I was a prisoner in myself.

Science is on a freaking rampage...Space explorations (man walks on the facking moon), artificial intelligence, test tube babies, cloning, artificial eyes, plastic surgeries, liquid oxygen, Hi-Fi, experiments on regeneration, total head transplant, surgeries that don't need cutting patients open (bloodless surgeries), Visual Reality simulators, 6D movies, first person gaming, Supersonic drones and misses (that travel faster than the speed of sound), buildings that are made on water, engines that run soley on water, genetically modified mosquitoes that produce sterile offsprings to control malaria, bone marrow transplant, Kelvar jackets Etc...

And Africa and Middle East is still in the Stone Age bothering themselves about what a god says, when men are creating stuffs no god couldn't have imagined!

Have u ever played a FIFA '16 on Xbox one? It's simple adorable!

You either teach ur kids good morals and let them know they could they are their own Gods and that they could be ANYTHING they wanna be if they set their minds to it.

Imagine being told that for 20 years. The kids will grow into geniuses.

Pls don't teach ur kids good morals and tie them down in the bondage of 'fear of god'.

Imagine telling a kid a spirit impregnated a woman. As if that wasn't enough, u said the woman was still a virgin even after birth.

Jesus! How does it even sound to u?
I want u to listen to urself say those words now.

You went to school and we're taught about reproduction. Abi is this Wale Adenuga's TV series?

Google Horus, Mithra, Dionysus and draw ur analogies to christ. These are about 5000 BC or so...

Religion came when men where seeking answers to stuffs they didn't understand like: lightening, earthquakes, wildfires etc...

So, books were written and myths were crafted.

Now, the oyibos cannot buy us away as slaves in exchange for mirrors and radios because we now know it's simple science...

I can only imagine what the situation would be like if the oyibos had the internet those days...

We would worship them as gods.

Happy new month, dear

Pray for Nigeria even though god knows our intentions but just wants to hear us beg for it

(sorry for the typos)

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Romance / Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 6:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
Numbers 31vs17-18.... so scaring how many young ladies of this generation can pass this test. Thank God for Grace.

Em...that wasn't exactly my point but...that's by the way
Romance / Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 5:16pm On Jan 31, 2016

Thanks for ur opinion.

Even the Bible has some very disturbing views about sex but that's a story for another day, bro.

Num 31 vs 17

Romance / How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
Have u ever made love to a woman and the next morning she takes u shopping as a sign of appreciation?

Have u ever lashed a woman for so long that she starts begging u to please come?

Have u ever had a girl tell u that all she thinks about is being in bed with u and screaming ur name like she did last week?

Now, if you haven't had any of these experiences then u need some coaching...

The most embarrassing things that can ever happen to any man on earth are:

1. Lasting just 3 to 5 minutes in bed with a woman after spending so much time and maybe money to get her to sleep over at ur place.

It can be very annoying.

You are looking at your thing and you're wondering "Why now. God Why?!"

You are looking at the woman and you know deep down that u haven't even enjoyed the woman but you have already come.

Almost every sexually active man has experienced this...

2. Not being able to get your thing to be very erect.

You see, something happened to me during my NYSC days. Several years ago. There was this girl I was seriously chasing in camp.

We got posted to the same LGA and I felt like the luckiest guy on earth.

Now, after 3 SOLID months of chyking, forming big boy and spending my allowee (19800) , my efforts paid off.

One random night like that. I think it was on a Thursday of the Uefa Champions League night.

The girl I was wooing sent me a text that night saying she was lonely and wanted to spend the night at my place...

That text was all I needed to forget all about the Champions League match immediately...

[Trust guys, we can co-operate well when it comes to getting laid...]

I told my friends to help me clean up my room while I didn't went to bring her over before she changes her mind.

Now, something happened that night and I'm sure plenty men here must have experienced that problem too...

My silly 'Thing' could not stand up fully when it was time to bleep!

I mean, it was weak.

After I tugged at the 'Thing' a little, it managed to come alive.

But before she could get the pack of rubbers (contraceptives) the Thing has fallen again.

No matter what the girl did, it would not bulge.

She licked, she sucked, she rubbed, she did everything in the book yet I couldn't get hard enough for the ACTION to start.

I was devastated.
I was weak.
I didn't feel like a man.

And I had to postpone the sex.

Just think about it...
After 3 months of chyking, I finally had the chance but I couldn't perform.

I told my friends who helped me clean up my room after then and they laughed my ass off.


[size=14pt]Now, why have I taken the time to tell u all of these plenty long story?

I repeat myself, every sexually active man has and will one day experience this in his life. Especially from 45 years and above

But most young men are currently experiencing these 2 disastrous problems:

-- Not lasting more than 3 minutes in bed.

-- Not being able to have a HARD, VEIN BULGING erection in bed.

-- Not having an erection at all.

Now, the problem with this is that men are so scared of discussing their sexual deficiencies. They will never agree it's their fault.

Do you know why?

We (men) have an inborn ego. No man wants to look weak. No man wants to tell the world that he can't perform in bed.

That is why people will rarely visit a Doctor when he has sexual issues. They rather buy over the counter medicine. That is, they visit roadside drug stores and drink bitters.

I mean, take me for example. Apart from my friends, I didn't know who else to talk to. I was SHY! I want to feel like a MAN--strong and mighty in and out of bed.

And they gave me very silly advices like:

--- take pills & drugs (which have very bad effects)
--- take weed (also very bad advice)
--- drink Alomo bitters etc...

One even said I should buy and eat full pack of Cabin biscuits... it was crazy.

Listen to me, bro, Premature Ejaculation can ruin ur relationship as well as having a weak 'thing' in bed; by the way, that my Kopa babe never visited me again.

I passed through many other of such shameful experiences in my sex life. I can't tell them all...

But after years of casting myself and falling my hands in bed, I am better and I know know that lasting long in bed is a skill and every man should know how to.

I now last as long as I want to and come when I want to. You have to learn how to do it too, bro.

Most of the news u get in the street and from ur friends and doctors is:

Take a pill. Drink this drug or that drug. I even tried the Urine Therapy. All BULLSH*T!!!

The GOODNEWS is this...

After several years of trial & error, training and research, I'm now a better MAN in bed.

I now know what works and what doesn't work.

I now last long in bed NATURALLY.
I now have bigger erectio...well, let's not talk about my erections here.

Just know that my 'Thing' is now very obedient.
No pills. No nothing. Just me. 100% Natural.

I even went as far as putting up a website just to help my fellow guys out of this mess... www.lashgator.com

You don't know how bad it can be to be in bed with ur woman and you have to apologize to her every night for coming too quick.

You don't know how many women have DUMPED and CHEATED on their men because of this.

You don't know how many relationships have broken up because of bad sex.

Here are the major solutions that always work for me:

1. Change the way ur mind thinks during sex.

2. Use the few sex positions that will help u last long.

3. Avoid Sugars and processed foods...

Hmmm...this story is now getting too long abeg...

Guys, don't be shy!

My friends laffed at me, and I'm sure most of them had the same problem, but I'm better now.

The secrets I will teach you are simple and give INSTANT results in some cases.

It means you don't have to worry about addictions and side-effects of drugs. Your health is also safe by avoiding all those alcohol, burantashi and pills (especially Tramadol which is very addictive and fatal when taken with alcohol)

Have u ever searched for the side-effects of those pills on Google?
You could worsen ur case by using those stuffs, bro.

If I did it, then u can bro...

If I could change from being a 2 Minute Man to King Brian during sex then u can too.

I have written several ebooks and articles on sex and sexual problems and there solutions.

All u have to do is visit
Or www.lashgator.com the only website in Nigeria dedicated to helping men become better lovers.

Remember, if u don't speak out, u will never find a lasting solution to ur problem.


Or contact My sales manger, Kenny on WhatsApp 09050047973
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 3:46pm On Jan 30, 2016
exercise more))

That helps a lot too
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 9:39am On Jan 29, 2016
For those of u who called in late, sorry we only pick calls 8am - 6pm.

Contact us on WhatsApp 09050047973
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:36pm On Jan 28, 2016
All this story because I wan bleep toto o.p u must be high on turpentine

Jeff, You've not experienced the downsides of coming too quick when lashing a woman
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:36pm On Jan 28, 2016
All this story because I wan bleep toto o.p u must be high on turpentine

Jeff, You've not experienced to downsides of coming too quick when lashing a woman
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:34pm On Jan 28, 2016
It's easy, bro...

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Add 09050047973 on WhatsApp

Send a message 'Gentlemen Club' to him

And u will be included into this special union of Men.

It's not a group chat...

So don't worry, you won't get all those annoying group chat msgs and ur privacy is 100%

Join now. Add 09050047973 or visit www.lashgator.com/contact-us
Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:28pm On Jan 28, 2016
The FREE bonus book that comes along

Romance / Re: 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:25pm On Jan 28, 2016
The eBook and audio MP3 books to be launched

Romance / 3 Instant Tricks Any Man Can Use To Last More Than 43 Minutes In Bed by BrianIke(m): 10:23pm On Jan 28, 2016
By the time you finish reading this article, one thing is guaranteed—you will be able to get ROCK-HARD erections whenever you want and stay hard for as long as you want no matter how old you are or the size of your genitals… this will give you truly rock-solid sexual confidence (something women love)

By the way, my name is Brian Ike, the owner of www.lashgator.com, the only website in Nigeria that teaches men how to satisfy women in bed; and author of How to Give Any Woman an Earth Shattering Orgasm. My articles have featured on LIB and NL a couple of times ( www.lindaikejisblog.com.2015/10/why-you-dont-last-long-in-bed-and-how.html?m=1 ) and I have helped countless men to bring their sex-drives back to life – so they can truly enjoy great sex whenever they desire. Even if they’ve been with the same woman for 10, 15, 20 years or more.

One thing is clear...

I’ve helped a lot of men to become outstanding lovers.

Even men who have lost all hopes in themselves. Men who see themselves as too SMALL, too OLD, too weak or too UGLY to ever be capable of completely SATISFYING a woman in bed.

To date I’ve shown thousands of men how to NATURALLY build their sexual power and gain total control over their ‘manhood’ – so they can get hard and stay hard for as long as they like, whenever they like, regardless of their age.

Now, it is a fact that every man who is sexually active will one day pass through a time in his life when lasting more than 5 minutes in bed will be a problem.

This usually occurs around the ages of 59 and above.

Now, for some men reading this article the problem has already started even while they are still very young.

I mean, this is the exact situation majority of the men find themselves in:

1. You get romantic with a very pretty woman. Things get hot and sexy between both of you. One thing leads to another and you two are in bed tearing off your clothes

2. You kiss and touch her a couple of times in very intimate places and you are both ready for the magic to start in bed. You’re already HARD and throbbing…

3. You can't wait to show her the stuff you are made of

4. You slide in…one thrust…two thrusts…three thru…and BAM!!! You climax! You couldn’t hold it back.

You didn’t even last up to four thrusts. You came even before the whole thing started.

I mean, you can't even believe yourself. And the most disappointing part of the whole thing is that you are sure you didn’t last up to 3 minutes.

What is 3 minutes?

You know very sure that it was on the 3rd thrust that you ejaculated.

Or maybe your case is like one of my friends, Stanley who doesn’t even make it to the penetration. He climaxes even while caressing and touching his girlfriend.

Now, the most annoying part of your premature climaxing in bed is that you haven't even started enjoying the whole thing and your woman is still very excited and Hot waiting for you to slide back in and continue.

But no, you can't.

And you don’t even know how to explain to her that you just ejaculated in less than 2 minutes.

[size=14pt]Listen bro, I know exactly how it feels…[/size]

I know how disappointed it feels…
I've been in worse situations too…

I know how heart-breaking it can be especially when you have to apologize to your woman. It can be very depressing that after all said and done, you can't last more than 1 minute in bed.

You see, my man, Stan is the kinda man who most people usually envy. This guy has girls at his beck and call.

He literally attracts girls. This guy has a different girl every weekend in his house. The guy was good!

Now, Stan had a problem which he had never experienced in his entire life. Stan told me one night in a WhatsApp chat that for 2 full weeks he couldn’t keep an erection for a minute.

He was so scared that he went for lab tests and the Doc said he is healthy and ok. He has taken drugs, various bitters and yet NOTHING!

It was on the second week when he climaxed as he was still caressing one of his girlfriends that he got really upset and he told me his problem.

Now, I don’t what exactly your situation is but one thing I know for sure is that 5 days after Stan talked with me and started practicing the TIPS I gave him, he started maintaining his FULL erection.

And by the 8th day he was getting his LONG LASTING erection and stamina back.

It cost him a big sum of money to get my services but it was worth it. He got the solution he wanted without taking drugs. He is now a MAN again.

The reason I have taken the time to narrate all these is that I know what sexual problems like this does to man’s self-worth and I have seen lots of men lose their respect, their dignity and their relationship because they were too shy or stubborn to seek solutions.

Most men have a strong habit of not discussing their sexual problems.

When they do, they ask their friends who give them some serious bullsh*t advice and it makes their matter worse.

[size=14pt]I want you to understand something, bro, if you have a problem like this:[/size]

1. You can't last more than 5 – 7 minutes in bed

2. You can't maintain a ROCK-HARD erection for more than 3 minutes

3. You get an erection but it is not the VEIN BULGING, HOT type and in less than 2 minutes of sex it gets weak again

4. Or you can't have marathon sex. You can't go non-stop after one round of sex.

…and you are not doing anything about it then you’re only making your case WORSE.

I know it might be tough to admit that you can’t get as hard, or last as long as you’d like – but you have to share your problems with someone…

Most men are lousy lovers and their ego won't let them admit to themselves that they have a problem. This prevents them from taking the right action by seeking solution.

Hence, they live forever with their problems and it may lead to worse conditions like IMPOTENCY or having a wife/girlfriend who CHEATS on them.

[center]But all hope is not lost. There is a LASTING SOLUTION to your problems[/center]

Now, listen real good as I lay down some guaranteed NATURAL tricks that I personally use in lasting as long as I want in bed.

These are some of the tips I shared with my readers in my exclusive MEN ONLY online 'Gentlemen Club'

1. Eating healthy. This is the very first step. If you pump yourself with unhealthy processed foods and sugars then I'm sorry you’re only killing your testosterone.

You see, humans are the only animal species that have singlehandedly managed to destroy themselves and their environment without help from any other source.

2. Eating junks, taking too much processed foods, too much alcohol and cigarettes will kill your male sex hormones (testosterone) and you sex life and stamina will be dead in no time.

Just in case you take too much of alcohol and cigarettes and you’re still ok. Don’t worry, the wahala is just piling up for you. when it comes, it will hit you once and with full force. One is one!

3. The right sex positions. Men who last long in bed all know this. There are certain sex positions that will make your woman feel tighter when you slide in or that will place pressure on your bladder which will in turn make you feel the urge to come faster than you should.

Avoid such positions. Most men last longest in the missionary (man on top) position than any other position.

It differs for some men though. You should know the positions in which you don’t last long in and avoid them at the start of sex.

4. Be In Tune With Your Woman’s Body.
Something happened to me the first time I had sex.

Not blowjobs or masturbation. I mean real sex… wink

When I had my first experience, I remember clearly that I climaxed in 5 thrusts.

As in, 1…2…3…4…5 and BAM!!! I ejaculated.

The girl wasn’t happy but I wasn’t bothered at all. I didn't send.

I was so happy that I felt the real thing that day and I did not even notice that the girl was disappointed. I felt great!

Now, the problem was that I took that same mentality with me every time I had sex.

I put in my whole mind in the whole act. I was always thinking about how good it feels.

The problem with this is that it made me always come quick in bed. No matter the position I used in bed.

See, I was a 5 thrust man. Not even up to 2 minutes.

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Allow The Holocaust by BrianIke(m): 1:15am On Jan 27, 2016
U just raised a point of argument u couldn't even defend. You knocked urself out by urself.

Go through ur post again and show me one point scored in the favor of god.

I guess that explains Lassa fevers, Ebola, HIV and the rest. Have u seen kids born with neonatal defects?

Have u been with kids in the last stage of cancer?

The dejected look on the mother's face?
The hopelessness of a god in her life at the moment?

What kinda god creates worms that only survive by burrowing into kid's eyes?

What kinda god creates a being knowing beforehand that the being would fail, then creates an eternal punishment for the being for failing?

Have u heard the horrific description of hell? I'll choose the Nazi concentration camp over it any day...

It's so masochistic and sadistic and u have the guts to quote Hitler here.

What kind of god sacrifices himself to himself to prevent his creation from facing his wrath?

What kinda god preaches forgiveness for wrongs up to seventy times seventy yet couldn't forgive his own angel for just one single offense?

I mean, the mutiny by Lucifer didn't come as a surprise. God is all knowing.

What kinda god even creates an angel strong enof to wage war on him when he could have banished the angel with a stroke of his hand?

If ur god was so crazy about having people worship him in heaven doesn't common sense tell him to create them and keep them in heaven?

To top it all, u had to say it was man's sin...what sin has a baby? who doesn't know left from right?

Well, Let's blame it on GEJ.

And on the last day, (ghen ghen), he will come with his horse riders with his name written all over him (lots of tattoo, I guess) to demolish not only Lucifer (na this one dey vex me pass) but even common country-men too that were victims of Lucifer's plot.

Reason: for not believing he is stronger than Lucifer and for letting Lucifer deceive them.

Dude, what do u think this is? Return of the Avengers? angry

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Religion / Re: Why Are Pastor's Children Nonchalant To The Gospel? by BrianIke(m): 12:30am On Jan 27, 2016
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Some Pastors

Have you seen David Oyedepo Children.

They are well trained, well behave, well mannered and they are following their father footsteps

Yeah, and requesting for 1 billion Naira in offerings from the congregation. I'd follow that footsteps too. Who wouldnt?
Science/Technology / Re: Frozen Fish Comes Back To Life After Being Defrosted (Video, Pics) by BrianIke(m): 12:21am On Jan 27, 2016

If I get you right; are you saying it's possible for the freezing body to be alive for months while consciousness remain at work?.

That's kind of interesting and why I'll like to take part in such experiment, if any. If consciousness remains after months of being frozen, then it becomes torture. Really, what you brought up is a big thought line and will help philosophers, psychologists, metaphysicists, understand more about consciousness.

NB: There's nothing wrong saying we'll find out about hell or heaven. Reality is defined by the mind of the perceiver. Ironically, what you're saying is that hell will exist for some and heaven for others, based on what they've been taught over the years.

Nope. U aren't conscious but sub-conscious. You are half-dead. Your subconsciousness takes over. Your body metabolism is reduced to the minimal in a controlled state so u expend very little energy and hence stay alive (don't know about total freezing though)

About the belief in an afterlife and knowing if it exists or not when one is in an induced sleep mode, I will always say "how can one know if a place exists if he only visits there in an unconscious mode?"

The problem with the belief in an afterlife is that it has taken over our subconscious by auto-suggestion (which I explained in my earlier post).

And religion puts forth such beliefs as facts rather than a theory. Meaning that It (religion) had concluded and there's no more room for suggestions.

Now, brain telepathy occurs. You may get so in sync with ur sixth sense that u pick up thought vibrations across individuals especially close/loved ones. This explains premonitions and gut feelings and it can be very strong and positive in people who have trained their minds that much.

Now, saying you believe in Armageddon, Hades and Utopia because u had a dream triggered by ur subconscious which kicks into play during sleep and relays to u in form of a dream/vision scenes of such things aren't just biased but ridiculous.

What happens when one dies should be left for one to find out when he permanently crosses over the boundaries of life to the other side.

Just as u have no inkling to a fore-life before u were born, no man has any prove too about an after-life.

I seriously think religion is overrated. Free yourself from mental slavery, chap
Science/Technology / Re: Frozen Fish Comes Back To Life After Being Defrosted (Video, Pics) by BrianIke(m): 10:19am On Jan 26, 2016
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish. Soon, we will be able to actually find out whether or not there's heaven or hell, whether there's God or Satan. What could be better than that?.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!

Good observations but the part about whether heaven is real or not is poor. Because, whenever one falls asleep, ur subconscious kicks into play.

Now, if you grew up in a religious setting, having being told constantly from when u were born (more than 20 years of constant reminders and repetitions) to this very moment that there was heaven and a hell, it will be close to impossible to eliminate that belief thread from ur subconscious.

It will take a total revamping of ones mind. That already alone explains why pple have nightmares about hell whenever their life aren't in accordance with the ways of a 'believer'. It also explains why u dream of heaven anytime u are in sync with the ways of a 'believer'

Ever heard of Liquid Oxygen? Ever heard of Morphine? Both can knock u out of reality for days without killing u if controlled.

These substances are being used constantly by the Secret Service for torture and to input false experiences/memories into the minds of whomever they want to.

I'm just saying it will take more than freezing and thawing to clear the subconscious mind of an idea that has been drummed into it for more than 2 decades constantly.

Imagine what our kids will grow to be if the society and d parents constantly drums it into their ears that they can be and achieve whatever they wish to become for 2 whole decades!
Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 7:29am On Jan 10, 2016
This is appalling if true.

Dude, I was shocked as well. I now understand why people will always tell u not to join the Force if u don't have any body wey get mouth for Army or Government
Politics / Re: The Appalling & Poor Situation Of Our Soldiers In Chibok by BrianIke(m): 7:24am On Jan 10, 2016
Very cheap propaganda. What stops me from having two phones and chatting with myself claiming I'm chatting with anyone-I-chose-to say-I'm-chatting-with?? Same goes for that so called audio message- anyone could fake an accent. Once called a lady and feigned American and she fell flat for it.

Make una cook another story jor. Soldier ni, boys scout ko.

This is exactly the same problem we have on other social networks. People will always share stories without confirming the truth behind such stories.

In this case, I urge you to contact any friend or relative of yours (if u have any) who is a Soldier in the North right now.

Ask him how good the condition there feels like?
Ask him if he would love to continue or if he would like to be redeployed?

Why do u think most recruits & mopos would rather stand as sentries on the express roads a.k.a Interstates roads than join the fight in the North.

Do your research bro. Or would u rather I put up his real name and picture and risk him getting court martialed?

I'm not here to convince or sling muds to any political party. Check my other msgs, I've always been a Sex-educator www.lashgator.com

What will I gain from castigating APC. I even love GMB's ruthlessness.

Do your research, bro.
Why do u think a couple of soldiers opened fire on their Generals last year?

The truth about this fight is beyond any civilian's scope. You need inside info to know what's up?

We all know Nigerian journalism isn't the best when it comes to live reports of the BH fight.
Most times we rely on foreign investigations because the foreigners will risk their lives to get u real info

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