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See the last pic, that guy should be called upon to cast 'the gods must be crazy' nollywood version.

Maybe the guy is a fruit addict so he went there to get some 'literal' apples for himself

queenst:
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When Dr Sid said “Doro knack pass carpenter wey dun dey knack before “, you people thought it was lyrics. Tiwa even said “Doro na Tiwa “. =D =))

So if Doro is Tiwa, Then Tiwa don dey knack!
Lol

cc: lalasticlala

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Source: http://timenaija.com/if-what-teebillz-said-is-true-lets-looks-at-dorobuccis-lyrics/

lol see analysis...

salam1:
very soon u will start blaming buhari if ur brain stop working properly dis how its start den finally to d market

should i blame the market women for not providing jobs? or lalasticlala for not fulfilling his campaign promises? From ur moniker it seems ur a northerner, i guess its d reason ur defendin ur goro-chewing, kunu-sippin n brukutu drunkard president.If u hv nothing important to say jst chilax.

If only buhari had provide jobs... Mayb dis thread wouldnt hv existed.

offorkansi:
#NoPeaceNobeef

Today, I am starting a campaign to boycott the eating of cow meat (beef), until the herdsmen discontinue the killing of innocent Nigerians.

From today, I'll only eat fish, egg, chicken and exclude beef from my menu. I urge my friends and family to do the same.

These killings by herdsmen have gone on for too long.

1.President Muhammadu Buhari should declare the menace of herdsmen a matter of national emergency and give them the Boko Haram treatment

2.The national assembly must not pass the grazing bill.

3.Fulani herdsmen should vacate farmlands they are presently occupying in the South East and elsewhere.

4. Security agencies should arrest arm bearing herdsmen and prosecute them.

5. Government should set up a commission of inquiry to determine the root cause of this menace.

Until then, #NoPeaceNobeef

Bro, na only u waka cum and na only u go waka go.... If u no wan eat beef hw e tak coinsign me....

Bro the end parts of ur statement makes lot of sense but the begining doesn't. All our incompitent, unabled, unworthy, and handicapped Southern Governors especially SS N SE needs correct slaps from the masses that voted them in(talkin abt 100k slaps and above) jst to reconfigure their memory, imagine a governor declaring prayer and fasting after the butchering of his pple...CHAI... WHAT A STUPID AND FOOLISH ACTION TO UNDERTAKE *boiling with anger*

Bro the end parts of ur statement makes lot of sense but the begining doesn't. All our incompitent, unabled, unworthy, and handicapped Southern Governors especially SS N SE needs better slap from the masses that voted them in(talkin abt 100k slaps and above) jst to reconfigure their memory, imagine a governor declaring prayer and fasting...CHAI... WHAT A STUPID AND FOOLISH ACTION TO UNDERTAKE *boiling with anger*

Bro the end parts of ur stament makes lot of sense but the begining doesn't. All our incompitent, unabled, unworthy, and handicapped Southern Governors especially SS N SE needs better slap from the masses that voted them in(talkin abt 100k slaps and above) jst to reconfigure their memory, imagine a governor declaring prayer and fasting...CHAI... WHAT A STUPID AND FOOLISH ACTION TO UNDERTAKE *boiling with anger*

The above is the result of wen u smoke undiluted ogbomosho weed...

Southerners need to come under one voice and stop this bloodshed caused by this fulani herdsman, the moment we start defending ourselves by ourselves for ourselves the herdsman will know that SS/SE is not Agatu where they wil kill anyhow without they themselves getting killed anyhow, since Buhari has vowed not to even speak evil of the senseless killing by his kinsmen, even if it means taking arms.

If you want to quote me and your view is contrary to mine#YOUR FADA

Mtcheww, What sort of wicked act is this... So among all the punishment she couldn't find any suitable one to do than burning this innocent girls breast thereby rendering it unsuckable for her future husband....SMH

Come n see flexing.... PSG go flex dem

tosin2013:
I dont need to know you. Ur comments which already betray ur intellect and reasoning easily gives u away.

You obviously dont know much about nigerian history and politics.

Read more and comment less. It will do u good.

Really, so based on my comments you concluded that i am kid, what a fallacious reasoning!! Imagine what this youngster said " comment less" You being the elderly dude what shoud i have written? Bro, Nigerians like you are those who hates to speak or hear the truth, but rather they prefer gnashing and bearing their sorrows. Like I said you dont know me...

tosin2013:
U are a kid right?
I guessed as much.

bro, you dont know me so dont talk rudely...

Well the only part of Nigeria I pity is the Middle Belt cos most of them are christians and if Biafra should exist(which must happen) then those middle belt christians will be forcefully converted, but to prevent that from happening they need to STAND-UP, i am still suprise when states like Benue and Plateau have a rugged youth population yet they still allow the fulanis backed by Buhari to kill and rape their beautiful women, if they dont stand-up now to resist this the killings weill continue which automatically means they will suffer beyond imaginations.


Talking religiously now, the ancient Roman Empire at a point in time conquered the world and that gave way for the rapid civilization of the world we live in today, so if Rome could do that (one of the most respected christian nation in the world) then why should Nigerias case be different, I want a situation where muslims should equally be afraid of this country being ''Christianize''.

Well the only part of Nigeria I pity is the Middle Belt cos most of them are christians and if Biafra should exist(which must happen) then those middle belt christians will be forcefully converted, but to prevent that from happening they need to STAND-UP, i am still suprise when states like Benue and Plateau have a rugged youth population yet they still allow the fulanis backed by Buhari to kill and rape their beautiful women, if they dont stand-up now to resist this the killings weill continue which automatically means they will suffer beyond imaginations.

Talking religiously now, the ancient Roman Empire at a point in time conquered the world and that gave way for the rapid civilization of the world we live in today, so if Rome could do that (one of the most respected christian nation in the world) then why should Nigerias case be different, I want a situation where muslims should equally be afraid of this country being ''Christianize''.

If Central African Republicans Christians were slow who knows what could have been their fate, they fought and gave the muslims hard times which led to them fleeing the countey in bulks.

Why wont they run when APC has proven beyond doubt that Rivers must be theirs even if it means killing 2/3 of the population, and the head of the Foolish Fools ie Ameachi is so pathetic and his frustration is nearly getting to its Climax, well when it gets to that stage dont be suprised when he will shoot his brain off....

No light...
No fuel....
No security....
No money....
No jobs
Bad educational system
Yet to write JAMB so as to gain admission is more stressful than treking from naija to South Pole.

Teenage cultist! Mehn the way this country's economy is going, i wont be suprise if everybody around me becomes a cultist, Naija is very tough now compared to Goodluck's term.... Mind you i am not a political freak.

Being the boss of yourself is the best form of employment, I don't expect
people to troop in here with the ideology of self-employment being bad.

Being self employed gives you the chance of being your own boss, thereby employing others and also employ others, if Dangote waited for white-collar job, the fate of the employees he has now would have been undescribeable.

Jamb always Jambing
people since 1510AD

Nigerian tailors are unpredictable just like Nigerian NEPA - Martin Luther King

I remember my last experience with a LASTMA officer... I was driving jejely when he stopped me...
Officer: who are you?
Me: bro. jude
Officer:do you know driving a car with ur wiper on when its not raining is an offence?
Me:Sir I don't know oo
Officer: Your father... ur under arrest, open dis useless door for me to enter...Me: ok sir... enter sir
Officer: Idi()t...
Me:




Thank you for readin my post... watch out for part 2

This days everybody must fire somebody... what's happening

Check this out...luks kindda dull to me.

9ice after hw many yrs of break

lols @above

Back then in Uniuyo Udi hostel, there were several combinations that could make or mar ur destiny...
-Biscuit and beans...lol
-Bread and sipping of garri
-Garden egg and pap
-Gala and beans
Lolls... feel free to add urz

Si

Uniuyo no try sha.... d time limit for d submission is damn short