₦airaland Forum

brainhgeek:
This man keep making sense

Zzor:
Why are you so canal

fadal:
@brodaeuros

U need u a Muslim malam and u need Allah in Ur life.

nifemi25:
Alaye celestial pastors dey para no be small. Though 90 percent of them are just scammers .looking for what to eat. If you are lucky to meet one of the good one among them. Consider your problem sorted

fadal:
Forget all those devil worshipers go to a mallam give Ur life to Allah and u Can even ne z seer for urself.

RealGboy:
Plus or should I call it juju is real.

If you're out there saying no such thing as black magic then sorry is your case . my advice is that even if you don't believe don't dare people that are involved in it..

The first time I contemplated doing PLUS was when I was in the university, I was always jamming client but they stubborn die , they refuse to send me money, the ones that do only send me peanut.. and moat of my friends at that time were already driving Benz .. I'm talking 2014/15

i told one of my friend my predicament and he took me out to one Cleric (Alfa)... when we got there the man asked that I place my hands on a small board filled with sand.. when I did he then start checking to see what my destiny wants...

After checking and telling me my problems and predicament and reasons , he then said he will do a particular charm for me but that it will cost me 50k... I was like haaa baba I'm broke I don't have any money pls help me .

He then offered to give me another charm that will bring me enough money within 3 days, and when I see the money I should remove 50k out of it for him to use to do the main jazz...

I was happy and I asked him what are the things I will need.. the cleric then ask me to go and look for all the Nigerian currency . from 1000 to 5 naira with a bottle of schnapps.. he says that's all I need...

Omo it wasn't easy .. I mean to get 20 , 10 and 5 naira was the hardest.. but somehow I got it ..

When I took the money to the cleric the next time we met .. he collected the money and starts burning it ... I was amazed, he then went further to put the ashes inside the schnapps , added some other concotion before saying some chant...

He gave me the bottle if schnapps back and said I should start tomorrow morning.. when I wake up I should drink about 3 shots and make sure u go out .. he said to do this for 3 days..

Well I took the shit home and did as he instructed , in the 2nd day I was out watching football in a field not to far from my house when someone walked up to me , the man begged me to pls help him watch his bag for him while he enters the nearby bush to poo.. I was like okay...

Omo I waited for this man tire. they finished playing the football and this man did not show up .. I was scared at first , I started looking for him but he was no where to be found, then I decided to check the bag to see if I can see any information about him or number to call.. To my shock the bag was filled with money , I'm talking new 500 naira notes .. I couldn't count , I thought I was in trouble or maybe set up ..


When I got home that day I called the baba and he just laughed and said I should not worry , that it is a spirit that brought the money ... when I heard spirit again I almost fainted, so na spirit follow me talk... long story short the money in the bag was 300k ... gave the cleric 50k...

mosdii:
Hey Town service x Transgender scammer x public toilet going about sharing her HIV/AIDS, STDs & STIs infected borehole vagina to NL gullible Simps.

You are the one that ought to answer the question, why do you go about distributing HIV/AIDS to innocent gullible NL Simps ewu mpama, ashawo Kobo Kobo

Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Zzor:
mosdii you will best answer this op's question street urchin

hakym619:
Hello sir. May God continue to guide and inspire you as you put all your conscious efforts in purifying souls if humans here on nairaland and undoubtedly outside nairaland.

To me, you're a relentless moral director and preacher.

Zzor:
what type of food do they eat there,humans or what?

falcon01:
do you Know that your Religion is a scam??
Imagine the Battle of Armageddon how can you be believing something like this as if you are a 9 year old child you keep talking about rapture, you yourself analyse it in your head and see if it makes sense. Abeg Grow up and stop scaring gullible people with Lies from fairytales you hear? it's just unfair making people Sacrifice the one life they have here in earth because they believe theres a better one up there, let them make the best of this one first.

FreeSpirited:
[s]Lol...it's easy to Port from Atheism to agnostism...ode ... small thing agnostic is looking for prophet...better be humble . eran[/s]

Xenry:
Lol, I go call am later make I reason with her!

FreeSpirited:
Fake ass atheist...ode

Xenry:
Give me her number make I check something. I need to counsel her one-on-one.

JONSYN7154:
Bros must you mention Zzor?

Bennysam:
Oga your foolishness is top notch

Xenry:
OP, How much you fit pay?

Zzor:
Your preek action that is top notch should be able to prophesie and see for you,yeye dy smell

Righteousness2:
You don't need a Prophet or seer!
What you need now is the Salvation of your Soul!
What you need now is to pull out from Fornication and Immorality...