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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by optm(m): 6:31pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
This is very funny. Couldn't hold back the laughter in public 10 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by sylve11: 6:37pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Lol @ OP. Nice one. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by NIGHTMARE0O7: 6:39pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
mumu boy , I nearly broke my phone screen ooh. Hilarious , when he left his friend behind 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by starbuck(f): 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
This is the most hilarious thread recently on NL Op, please come back and finish up 63 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Abbey117(m): 7:28pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
First time I'll be following a topic on nairaland. Whether the story is true or false, you got me laughing out loud. Thumbs up for that. Where you dey na... HOW TAMBOLO GO COME BE IF MOSQUITO BE LIKE BAT 52 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Londonland: 7:28pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I laugh so hard. Actually the first in this year 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by qrymz(m): 7:43pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
You're probably the funniest writer on Nairaland.... Guess what? I'm loving the story 45 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by BrodaEuros: 7:47pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
i servant of the most high satan approves this story 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by AwesomeStormy00(m): 7:49pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
RealGboy: God bless you in a million way gosh your write up is engaging i am laughing here i can't wait for continuation thanks 45 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by moscobabs(m): 7:52pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Mention me when u uodate 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by iamyemiakins(m): 8:05pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Hahaha 1 Like |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Sammy213(m): 8:32pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
The guy s grt 4 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by patjane(f): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I don laugh � tire here.. waiting for next update seriously 3 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Collins4u1(m): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Shellsploit: 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I don laff taya sotey I dey gasp for air.. Which Kain thread I stumble upon this night? Op kindly quote me when you post new update, make I quickly go change fuse for transformer. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by softguy1: 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Why still keeping us waiting? |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by pozehnani(f): 8:55pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
The mosquito will be like an eagle. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Henrydonland(m): 8:58pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
abeg op con give me more vibes b4 I retire for d nite. |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by childuptojoy(m): 9:02pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by authority2006(m): 9:07pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
The guy is good and hilarious. I don't normally read fiction on nairaland but this is highly humorous 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by RealGboy: 9:12pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
When I got home , I realized my friend wasn't home , I called him and he told me to meet him in a police station nearby.. police station ?? Wetin happen ?. He did not reply just hung up . When I got there I saw my friend with plaster and bandages all over his face and legs ,, the Dog really injured him , my friend saw me and urge me to come and write my own statement too, on the Dog matter , The police told me not to fear and that What my friend is doing is the right thing, they assured me that They would saction both the landlord and the Dog owner and make them pay for my friend injuries and also give me back my house rent money if I want. Na so I carry Biro write epistle on what happened,,the police then called us to inform us that whatever money they pay my friend they will collect half for thier fee and we agreed .. I went back home that night with mixed feeling ,I know involving the police will make me lose the house and that means I won't see fareedah again, but well atleast I'll be alive . Next day we went to the police station again and together with 4 police men we proceeded to the house ,on gettin'there ,the police officers did not even bother to knock ,they just barged Into the compound and started shouting asking everyone to come out. Me and my friend checked the cage and noticed that the Dog was not there ,but we were calm because the police officers was with us . Out of nowhere the Dog pounced on one officer and started biting the leg ,omo see commotion,instead of the other three officers to intervene for thier colleague ,to our shock they took to thier heels , You need to see race that day na my friend I pity pass because the guy was still recovering. The police officers started running faster than us as if they were possessed , when we all finally got to a safe place ,the 3 officers turned to me and my friend and handcuffed us, we were shocked ,when we asked them why and what our offence was?.they replied that we committed four offence. (1) "Lying to a policeman ,(2) Tendering False information (3) manipulation and finally (4) attempted murder "..shoo all these big grammar for why now? We did nothing officers na " I replied,. They said we wrote Dog in our statement knowing fully well that it was a Lion thereby putting thier life at risk...they said if they had knew it was a Lion they would have come with better machinery .. But It's not a lion it's a Dog sir " ..we argued but this officers refused to listen , instead they gave me a hot slap and told me to keep quiet , " Shut up who you be, you think say we no go school to know difference between Lion and dog ? ".. I couldn't utter any more word , they dragged us to the police station and put us behind bars We later found out that the policeman that was attacked had been badly injured and lost a lot of blood .. Before long both the Dog owner and the Landlord joined us in prison with half of the compound . While in the prison both the landlord and the Dog owner kept shouting at each other ,the landlord blamed the tenant for bringing such Dog while the tenant blamed the landlord for not doing anything about the high level of insecurity in the compound.. When they finally calm down after another tenant begged both party the word that came out of my mouth was."Hope your daughter fareedah is safe sir ".. The man replied Typing ...... 208 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Emmzy201(m): 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
guy update abeg
I don laff die 28 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Nobody: 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Police dn hammer b dat 3 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Henrydonland(m): 9:24pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
The laff started when the dog-lion pounced on the police officers. I wonder how your friend would be able to run. 57 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by JONSYN7154: 9:25pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
misscongeniality come and read funny story. 4 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ReneJay(f): 9:30pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Love this story am not sleeping today 18 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by chingle5(m): 9:40pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Wahala just be like covid-19 3 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ClassicMan202(m): 9:40pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Come and complete your story biko 3 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ProfChris10(m): 9:43pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
RealGboy:You must be a comedian . I am laughing very hard here. 40 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 9:48pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
JONSYN7154:I need an orobo Fanta to be able to read that story. You ant give me 13 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Wuenglishepp03: 9:50pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Dis guy no go kill person pikin today.. E don tey wey i don laff lyk dis.... Correct guy abeg continue jare! 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Erojepromise(f): 9:54pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
l pity your friend sha you carry wahala drop for him head 30 Likes 2 Shares |
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