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some things are not meant wasting money on because it is so apparent - so you want government to waste money on educating people - adults for that matter - on the need to wear helmets while riding a motorbike? If government does that, you will be the first to open your loud mouth criticising government for a total waste of tax payer's money - cut the bollocks.

Poster

You are crying over one lost dik? when there are thousand of diks out there for the taking? why will a woman in her right senses stick to one dik for six whole years? did you think he stuck to your pussie for the whole 6 years? You are now crying to us for a solution, look, there is no solution any other place but inside of you - you have to explore the whole wide world, you have to see that there are so many wonderful diks out there better than his own, how can i make you understand this thing? ok - look to your right, and to your left, how many diks can you see? out of all those diks, one is definitely winking at your pussi and begging to have a taste - why not wise up and oblige as many as possible? remember - the sweet pussie is a terrible thing to waste, if you need any help in oiling the pussie before you meet all the diks suggested, pls dont hesitate to call on us - 08056789876 - we will be able to fok you to your satisfaction and you will never remain the same again.

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@Poster

I read your long posting several times to pick out the point you are making, but I found none - the only thing resembling a point is what you said that how can you ban okada without making an alternative - i ask you, what has that "point" got to do with the issue of people wearing protective helmet when they ride on motorbikes in Nigeria? What has that got to do with government think tank - what was your main point, you claim you can solve the transport problem in Lagos, but yet, you want to consult for government, and the only seeming solution you can provide is keke marwa? what the hell are you talking about? keke marwa is the solution to the transportation problem in Lagos state? you must be given a nobel peace price for transportation, if and only if anything like that exists - do you think at all? I am not sure - when the problem of okada and people falling off and dying became apparent, you i am sure is the first to blame government, -you will be in the fore front of resisting every change broiught about, I am sure, even if tomorrow government bans okada - people like you will be the first to come on in here and shout on top of your voice - tell me, must we always be told to do what is right? We must enact a law for people to wear seat belts, we must now enact a law for people to protect themselves while riding motorbikes - must you even be told these things before knowing to do it?

Back in the days, noone drives a motorbike without putting on an helmet - so, why is it a problem now? You have only now just succeded in telling us that you are one of the people who make noise wihtout actually saying anything meaningful.

A simple rule - made with intent to protect both the driver and the passenger, now becomes a laughing matter, a thing to ridicule and a thing to make topics on NairaLand, instead of people to pray so the ignorant cant see the need to use the helment, to enlighten of the need to protect your head, but no, people blame government and the authority, people balme government for the way senseless people cover their heads with buckets, and when the rate of accident on okada became alarming, people still blame government, when accidents happens and someone dies for failure to use a seat belt, people blame government - why, why, why?

Nigeria is the only country where you will beg citizens and even make a law for them to wear a seat belt, the only place you have to make a law for people to wear protective helmets, the only place where those laws will be flagrantly abused, it is such a sad case.

People, it is not a laughing matter - it is a people who cant think, reason and see and do what is right that behave like such people in those pictures.

stillwater:
Only in Nigeria!!!

Common hand sanitizer is not that common in Nigeria.

I wonder what you take Nigeria for.

dayokanu:
where in Nigeria don't you have pothole? Ajah, VI
where in Nigeria do you have 24 hours electricity without generators, (Everywhere)
where in nigeria don't you have armed robber attack regularly. (Osborne road Ikoyi)
Where in Nigeria don't you have bad drainage and water overflowing onto the street, (Victoria island)
where in Nigeria don't you encounter 3 hours traffic regularly. (Lekki-Ajah expressway)

FYI I worked on the Island for a long time before I left Nigeria!!!

But in the diaspora - there are no armed bandits/robbers on a daily basis, but in the dispora, there are no drainage problems - go to London - but in the diaspora, there are no traffic jams, and worse still, the diaspora is exactly paradise.

texazzpete:
Most of us see how things are supposed to be when we travel outside the country. We see how the rail system could improve our transportation. We see 24/7 electricity. We see roads without massive potholes etc

but i fail to see the point of your article. What percentage of Nigerians live in places like VGC?

This backlash against Nigerians in diaspora has some element of envy in it, IMHO. Sigmund freud would have had a field day with you.

Now, give me one good reason why this is in the 'Politics' section?


Disclaimer: I'm not a 'Nigerian in Diaspora'.

So what the hell? You own NairaLand? Envy? Loud mouth - FYI, I live in the diaspora - go wipe your butt hole with sand paper - loud mouth.

H202

How can you always be against women like this?

Ask yourself this question - how can you prove if a man is a virgin?

Why is it you are interested in a woman virgin and not a man virgin - because a man can still lie about his virginity and go away scot free with it - please stop this your question and leave women alone.

Kobojunkie:
who made you judge of what is appropriate and what is not though?  and going by you posts on Nairaland, are you sure you are the right one to take that position on here roflmao!!

Cant you talk without this wierd thing you always end it with - i.e. "roflmao"?

Most of the diasporic Nigerians find it realy easy to compare everything they have seen abroad to things in Nigeria, without realising that where they lived before travelling can determine the way they look back at Nigeria when they travel, example below:

If you lived in places like Ajegunle, Iyana Ipaja, Auchi, Obolo Epie, Azare, etc before you travelled out -  -  When you get to London say, everything will be like paradise to you, but if you lived in places like Lekki, Victoria Island, Abuja, Calaba, PH - etc, you will find nothing alluring on the streets of London and co.

If you used to eat apu, eba, gaari, etc before you travelled, you will count it a big deal eating burger when you get abroad and you will never want to speak anything good about Nigeria - but if your daly food in Nigeria included vegetables, brocolli, parsnips, chicken and co before you left, you will find it abhoring eating burger on the streets of New York and London.

If you were only opportuned to shop in oshodi, agege, ketu before you travelled out - it will be a big deal for you seeing the bright lights of shopping malls in America and you will forever look down on Nigeria - but if you had shopped in nice grocery shops in VI/Allen/Ikeja/Abuja etc before you travelled - you wont find it a bggie going to shop in shopping malls abroad.

So, my conclusion about the diasporic Nigerians who thinks everyone at home is poor and under priviledge because they havent travelled abroad like them, i say, most people experiences better life than you in Nigeria and doesnt see all the things you call better life anything better but normal day to day activities /life which you think doesnt exisit in Nigeria just because you lived in the rural areas and have no opportunities of getting these things - example - imagine a diasporic Nigerian asking if there were swimming pools in Nigeria - why, because he lived in the rural area before travellng.

tpia:
um um um.






rofl. God forgive me but this is funny!   Seriously though- are handheld sanitizers widely available back home?





@ topic: trust Nigerians.

Even if the helmets are dashed out for free some people still wont wear them. Those types even full this Nairaland sef.

What do you take Nigeria for? where did you live b4 you traveled, in the bush? what is common sanitizer?

meaningless - a stupid fellow puts a paint bucket on his head in place of an helmet and it gets praised for his ingenuity on Nairaland, instead of berating him for hs foolishness, his stupidity, his idiocy but people whose brain is warped and mirred in confusion uses it to promote anti government antagonism. stupid people.

congoshine:
Our leaders keep embarrasing us everyday,really sad indeed.
The guy had a paint container as helmet ??

What the hell are you talking about? The guy is stupid, foolish and idiotic, and all you can say is our leaders embarass us? who is embarassing who? you people think upside down, a law is made to protect people, and someone is making fun of it, and all you can see is the embarrassment from the leaders? so he doesnt know to do what is right? he even has a real helmet and he chooses to use a paint bucket, is he mad or something? what has your leaders got to do with that?

klassyguy:
Please can u refrain from smoking dry grass laced with alligator pepper before coming to post on any forum?  know say na harmathan season we dey and all that smoking and hot sun no dey good for man brain.

I go slap you - na me yin dey talk to? na only alligator pepper, no be lion pepper - look, no dey talk to me like dat o - before i slap yin for face.

ode remo:
its a total shame when a country that boast of all these  so called RESOURCES human and natural have no idea of creating jobs other than our so called graduates resorting to driving okada to make ends, i feel very ashamed each time you c touts harassing the okada drivers for revenue which goes to the pockets of the god fathers. this is all over the country, from sth to the north.

Next time if you want to shout - use capital letters for effect.

you are a kokoma boy - only you, thre relatonships in a row - your dik no dey rest? na wao - so you don dey nack woman since after secondary school till after youth service, when you don use dem finish, you now wan settle down, na yah past dey worry you now, and to add salt to inhury, you dey tell the girl say you go just end up foking her, wetin you wan make she talk na, see yo, your prick dey rise at that time abi? you be mumu, any attempt to insert your dik inside her pussie again, na im be say, your own don better, you don see wife be dat, her juju go just catch yo, my advice na say you need deliverance, send me five women, making sure say your present woman dey amongst them, we need to bath them for bar beach, and i need to nack her seven times b4 your problem go solve, if not, you don hear wuen ni yen o.

Kobojunkie:
What is with the weird need for some on here to profess love for Nigeria on a forum using a moniker and not their real name and address? At least include your name, address and picture of yourself, so when I meet you on the street, I can at least say for a fact that you are the one who felt you needed to come on nairaland to say " I LOVE NIGERIA" for all to know that you do. I would think action speaks louder than words, but I guess Words seem to mean a lot more to many in the " I LOVE NIGERIA" crowd. roflmao!!

Part of this statement is the most sensible thing you have ever said in 45 years.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090107/tod-oukoe-uk-nigeria-bikers-6d5fb3c.html

Police in Nigeria have arrested scores of motorcycle taxi riders with dried fruit shells, paint pots or pieces of rubber tyre tied to their heads with string to avoid a new law requiring them to wear helmets.

People ride on a motorcycle taxi in Nigeria's commercial capital Lagos. The regulations have caused chaos around Africa's most populous nation, with motorcyclists complaining helmets are too expensive and some passengers refusing to wear them fearing they will catch skin disease or be put under a black magic spell.

The law, which came into force on January 1, pits two factions equally feared by the common motorist against one another: erratic motorcycle taxis known as "Okadas," whose owners are notorious for road-rage, and the bribe-hungry traffic police.

Some bikers have used calabashes -- dried shells of pumpkin-sized fruit usually used as a bowl -- or pots and pans tied to their heads with string to try to dodge the rules.

Construction workers have set up a lucrative trade renting out their safety helmets for around 500 naira (2.42 pounds) a day.

"They use pots, plates, calabashes, rubber and plastic as makeshift helmets," said Yusuf Garba, commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission in the northern town of Kano.

"We will not tolerate this. We gave them enough time to purchase helmets. Six months ago the price of helmets was below 800 naira so complaints about non-availability and high prices are no excuse," he told Reuters.

Helmet prices have since risen sharply as sellers cash in on demand.

BIKES IMPOUNDED

He said 28 arrests had been made in Kano. Newspapers have reported more arrests in other cities. Those detained are fined and their bikes impounded until they buy helmets.

There are tens of thousands of Okadas buzzing around Lagos, a chaotic city of 14 million people, many of them given to unemployed and illiterate youths as part of poverty reduction programmes or on hire-purchase schemes run by businessmen.

Most have never been taught traffic rules.

Newspapers quoted passengers as saying they feared the helmets could be laced with magic spells so as to knock the wearer unconscious and make them easier to rob, while others feared they would pick up an infection.

One columnist said transportation can already carry a health risk, and recounted how he had picked up a bedbug while sitting on a bus.

"The story is that people who have scabies, craw-craw, ringworm, dandruff and all other such diseases would easily infect others with them through the helmets," Steve Nwosu wrote in the Daily Sun.

"They ironically forget that the same diseases are also deposited on, and generously transferred from, car seats and their headrests."

(Writing by Nick Tattersall, editing by Peter Millership)

how i spent my xmas take concern you @Poster

@poster

I feel you, but i still dont get you, but i need to help you.

The only way for you to get out of this guilt and feeling of guilt is only one, and that is to fok as many men as you can see around your neighbourhood in one week. Lets say you look around your neighbourhood and you can notice around ten men, able bodied and you can visualise the size of their dik, all you have to do is to plan how you will fok these men in one week of 8 days without your husband knowing. Woman, this is a serious matter, because it has been proven to work, if not, the guilt stays with you forever.

After the one week, all you then need to do is to cap it up with foking your husband, note that in the 8 days of foking the ten men, you are not allowed to fok your husband. This way, your feeling of guilt would have dis appeared after the sixth man, but make sure you complete the prescription.

Do you know why it works, because, one cheating, you will remember, but ten cheating, you will no more remember, pls if this fails, my dik is lurking round the corner to make the 11th, all for grabs. Thanks.

sammyzacks:
whats this craze about local language. why do you need language in the first place. if anyone does not speak his or her local language it simply means they do not need it. because if they do, they would. so lets forget this hypocritical nonsense and wise up. i wish a day will come when all nigerians will have a single language.

Now i am certain that you need psychological examination.

Nuzo.

If i know where you live, i will send EFCC after you for saying you dont see most Nigerians being corrupt as a major problem, so what is the major problem then? until you are in government and you are corrupt, is that when it becomes a major problem? chineke me e. make i slap that mouth wey you take talk this kaun thing.

I agree corruption has to be tackled. This will not happen in a day. Nigeria took over 40yrs to become this bad. It will take time for corruption to be wiped out. 110% of Nigerians are corrupt, true or false?  If you've never bribed a policeman/govt official, or given money because you have something to be done, let me see ur hands up!

So, is this a government problem alone or a carcass that has to be tackeld not only by EFCC but by everybody, everywhere, parents, schools, churches etc. Is this realy possible?  mean to eradicate corruption?